#van gogh's my bestie

[kyoupann]

Mini paintings I did this weekend.

The colourful mountain is that Rainbow mountain in Perú (I believe it's Perú). I was so fascinated when I first saw the photo I used for reference. It truly is something amazing 🩷

[kayrosebee]

January 20, 2023

020/365

"We're back, we're back in San Francisco

We're back and you tell me I am home

Talkin' in the mission

Over coffee, this is my utopia

Then, I'll be your lady

As the ocean rises, the sun is fading"

- San Francisco, Vanessa Carlton

💙

[vangoghmeteeng]

the car i drive has a saint christopher medallion and i just made the fucking connection that it’s the same saint as eddie’s

that’s my pookie so i think it’s funny that i’ve had it since before i even watched 9-1-1 and made eddie my designated loser 😞

[ace-with--a-mace]

when i have a baby ima take em to a museum we're gonna have the best time

[moviecritc]

✦ ˚ : · STARRY EYES ⋆ MAX VERSTAPPEN 🦢

pairing ☆ max verstappen x museum guide! reader

summary ☆ where max has been visiting van gogh's museum almost every week because he's crushing over a museum guide there

warnings ☆ jokes about going back to your country (reader is spanish)

masterlist | letterboxd

❛ these chemicals hit my like white wine❜

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yourusername too many dumb blonds here

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bestie1 shut up tourist

yourusername shut me bestie1 omw 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

friend1 you're so annoying

friend2 go back to your country we don't want you here

y/nmom que fotos más bonitas!! papá dice que te hecha de menos y yo también 💓💓 (such beautiful photos!! dad says that he miss you and me too)

yourusername te echo muchísimo de menos, ma 💓💓💓 (i miss you so so much, mom)

friend3 too many dumb blonds for you to fuck and don't have aids*

yourusername OH SHUT UP

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f1gossip One follower informed us that Max Verstappen was seen the other day at the Van Gogh's museum in Amsterdam with a mysterious girl who probably works there. Sources say that it's the second or even third time he's around there.

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user3 does anyone know who this girl is?

user4 the downfall of max is starting and i'm here for it

user5 it's literally just a girl, go touch some grass user6 probably they aren't even dating

user7 someone find my a pic of her face and i find her in 5

user8 there's none sadly

user9 he probably just likes the museum and was asking for directions

user10 the first time! he's an usual now

bestie1 loool

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[caption 1: wish me luck little fuckers] [caption 2: chin chin] (spanish expression for cheers)

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bestie1 i can't believe you're on a date with THE max verstappen and that you didn't even know who he was

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user11 IS THAT THE GIRL FROM THE MUSEUM??

user12 SOFT LAUNCHING WHOOOO

user13 STOP gatekeeping her from us

user14 show her face pleasee, show it to me rachel

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maxverstappen1 P1 at Spielberg! What a lovely race 🦁

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user15 max + his fist = perfect combo

user16 simply lovely

user17 get that 4x wdc

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user18 is this the girl? user19 i believe so user20 she's supportive i like her

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bestie1 bro is casually in new york

friend2 GIRL WHAT don't you have work???

friend3 i see that dates with the f1 driver went well

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maxverstappen1 my woman ❤️

bestie1 damn he's fast

bestie1 i'm so JEALOUSSS

friend1 y/n come back the kids miss you

friend2 tell max to buy me a boat

friend3 wait y/n when we told you to leave we were joking

yourusername too late bitches i'm out (i'll come back tomorrow i miss you pookie)

y/nmom Que guapos los dos!! Tu padre y yo nos morimos por conocerlo ❤️❤️ (how pretty both of you!! your father and i can't wait to meet him)

maxverstappen1 @/yourusername how do you say i can't wait to meet them too in spanish yourusername HSHSHAHA 'no puedo esperar a conocerlos también' maxverstappen1 @/ynmom no puedo esperar a conocerlos también! 😊

friend4 girl if i were you i opened my account and start monetizing him just saying

yourusername omg SHUT UP LMAO

☆ request by: anon

idk if it’s me projecting but it’d be cool tk have max’s bestie be a college student who studies classical music ;) and they’re both crushing idk if that’s too vague but it’s the only idea i have 😭

a/n: i didn't do it with classical music bc i don't know anything about it, and i'm more familiar with museums. i hope you enjoyed it aswell, (i know it took too long)

[soulrph]

chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).

basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!

knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.

no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.

of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.

i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!

ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!

you are evil. like a hobbit.

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?

i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

AHEM!! fill my cup.

may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.

i will avenge you mister van gogh.

call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.

you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.

go ahead and put the ranch away.

sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.

you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.

you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.

her coupon game was so fucking raw.

i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.

you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.

hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?

it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.

and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.

hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.

new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.

this is grindr my guy.

wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.

it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.

vanilla vodka... you fucking child.

without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.

you are fucking alive. do what you want.

why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.

i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.

you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.

see, i am not a kangaroo.

well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.

when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.

map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?

you bald-headed demon...

so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.

remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.

i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!

you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.

he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.

i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!

maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.

it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.

let's leave my mother out of this.

jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.

i run for LUMP!

oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!

you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.

what is this enticing bowl of white?

serious question, do his nipples sparkle?

what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?

if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!

i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.

that was poetry at its FINEST.

and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.

that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.

you have attachment issues. please fix it.

remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.

the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.

i don't like the cobra chicken.

i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.

so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.

god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.

it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.

i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.

if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.

how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.

you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.

look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.

it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.

i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.

if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.

that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.

people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.

someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.

if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

vincent van gogh ("trees and undergrowth") // Otherside (MInecraft OST) // david levithan // @endrinstone // Sappho, from If Not, Winter: Fragments of Sappho; tr. by Anne Carson // nikolay dybowski and alexandra goludeva // Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry written c. November 1935 featured in Selected Diaries // // voyager golden records // Vladimir Mayakovsky, from a letter featured in "Love in the Heart of Everything; The Correspondence between Vladimir Mayakovsky & Lili Brik, 1915-1930," // Purple Steel // Nadezhda Mandelstam, from "Hope against Hope: A Memoir," originally published in 1970 // Arthur Rimbaud, from The Complete Works of Arthur Rimbaud; "A Season In Hell," // @zeteri-art // — clarice lispector, the stream of life // Miguel Hernández, tr. by Robert Bly, from The Selected Poems; "Letter," // Miguel Hernández, tr. by Robert Bly, from The Selected Poems; "I Have Plenty of Heart,"

(Part 1/2) (2/2)

kantje, Showtime SMP, on growth, sacrifice, development and the choices we made with the consequences we suffer

Part 1 of my very first web weaving which is also a present for @zeteri-art (i hope you dont mind that i used one of your art pieces for it, there just arent many pieces of art of kantje that were not made by you (i respect the grind o7)) for @mcyt-valentines

I have had no idea who kantje was before I got you as my secret valentine and since i wanted to make something special, and this is a rather niche character from a smaller smp, I wanted to make something for this! I went around the internet, trying to find lore summaries and other stuff to no avail, until I stumbled upon @endrinstone who was literally my beacon in the dark and gave me such a vast explanation of the lore, moments that were important and also some screenshots that I could use for the web weaving! Like so many kudoes to you bestie, I wouldve literally probably given up on it and did something else instead if it werent for ya.

But! I really hope that, as an outsider from this smp who hasnt even known of the characters existence until like, five days ago, I captured their lore at least a little bit! I really hope you enjoy and I will post this and the second part immediately afterwards, which I will also @ you in!

[neuroticbookworm]

Tagged by @lurkingshan (here) and @telomeke (here), thanks my besties!

coffee or tea (would love to drink coffee every single day for the rest of my life but my body cannot handle the caffeine. Ginger Chai, my savior) | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold (lol I'm a South Asian woman, Smaug has got nothin' on us) | pop or alternative (both, any, music is music) | freckles or dimples (Alexa, play dimple by BTS) | snakes or sharks (..why? I prefer the absence of both of them, thanks much) | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology (Greek Gods are the bigger assholes, I think? Also, Percy Jackson series, my beloved) | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre (gonna leave these here: Jodhaa Akbhar, Roja, Sathya, Chekka Chivandha Vaanam) | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or éclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild (I'm cracking the fuck up, my dudes. If it doesn't burn my esophagus on the way down, I don't want it) | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert (*insert B99 Captain Holt's "What's up, Beaches?" gif here*) | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

I am so very late to this party as is my wont, so forgive me if y'all have already played this one: @twig-tea, @sorry-bonebag, @hyeoni-comb, @grapejuicegay, @happypotato48, @waitmyturtles and anyone who haven't played yet, consider yourself tagged!

[campbyler]

okay I collapsed…

Was expecting a masterpiece but thea you really outdid yourself with this one.

I was already freaking out reading the first half of the chapter, but the second half had me floored. Just in case you have the audacity to doubt your excellence, I come with receipts.

to clarify I was lying down the entire time… (this was taken a few mins after i finished the chapter so yes that final jump was in fact cuz of that last part)

i loveeed the car stuff, MIKE TRUSTING WILL WITH THE CAR AND WILL BEING ALL SKXKJSKXIS WHILE ALSO FREAKING OUT LOVEEE THEM

THE PERCY JACKSON MENTION LOWKEY KILLED ME, SO TRUE

the Starry Night Over the Rhône is actually one of my fav Van Goghs as well, got it on my wall at home

I also just maybe happened to wear a comfy oversized Van Gogh hoodie while reading this💀

OKAY BACK TO THE TWO IDIOTS IN LOVE

THE SKETCHES AND POOR JADE, MIKE BEING “JEALOUS” ISTG HE’S INSUFFERABLE.

ALSO I FEEL LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO START GETTING DRAWINGS FROM WILL REGULARLY AFTER THIS.

WILL BYERS IS SO FUCKING DOWN BAD THAT IM GEN SCARED FOR HIS WELL BEING BUT GOOD FOR HIM

NO HIS BRAIN IS GENUINELY NOT FUNCTIONING ANYMORE, BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ NEITHER IS MINE AFTER THIS

SPEAKING OF ME NEVER RECOVERING, THE WAITRESS AND MIDDLE SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS MIKE WHEELER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

THE PHOTOBOOTH!!!! SOMEONE DRAW THOSE PICS ASAP IT’S A NECESSITY. DEF ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THIS CHAPTER

ALSO SOMEONE IS SOOOOO ABOUT TO FIND THOSE PICS

honestly I cant even comment on that last part other than im deceased and a lil bit stressed.

IM KIDDING I CAN COMMENT THEA WTF. WILL AFTER REALIZING HE’S BEEN ON A DATE WITH MIKE WHEELER THIS ENTIRE TIME, YOU’RE A LIL BIT LATE BESTIE BUT ALL FORGIVEN

ALSO HE’S SO IN LOVE I FEEL SO SINGLE LIFE IS CRUEEEEL

*PLAYS BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER*

OH GOD MIKE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER??? SUNI GOOD LUCK AND SEE YA SOON CANT WAIT

ris this entire thing is INSANE which is a very appropriate energy to have to match the insanity of 9.2 <3 from the heart rate to the VAN GOGH SHIRT (and the great taste of preferring the rhône) this has gone down in history as one of my fave comments we have ever received!!!!!! can't wait for you to see what suni has in store for ch10 (spoiler alert: she is also insane)

[lurkingshan]

Tagged by @my-rose-tinted-glasses and @pickletrip thanks besties!

Coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative (I shant be choosing)| freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks (NO) | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

Tagging @neuroticbookworm @negrowhat @bengiyo @benkaaoi @hyeoni-comb @he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle @wen-kexing-apologist @wanderlust-in-my-soul @thisonelikesaliens @kyr-kun-chan

[imsparky2002]

Clone MarcNath AU

This is an AU of Miraculous Ladybug where Nathaniel is the clone of Vincent Van Gogh, and Marc is the clone of Edgar Allan Poe.

The Sinister Board of Shadowy Figures decided to focus on making only one clone for the next generation, making another of Van Gogh. They sent him to France with Aya and Eli, his caretakers. He decided that he didn’t want to be called Vincent, and changed his name to Nathaniel.

Of course, they made sure he wasn't alone, and sent his boyfriend a clone of Edgar Allan Poe who changed his name to Marc. Their job would be to observe the future Miraculous Team, but the boys decided "screw that" and just lived out their days as high school students.

They write and draw angsty stuff and live their likes all cynical and stuff like some cool emos. Marc Allen Poe likes to leave haunting messages in peoples lockers for the hell of it just to see how they’ll react, and Nath Van Gogh has trouble hearing due to missing a left ear.

You can find them brooding around the school, or making out as gothic music plays from their phones.

Nathaniel was born without a left ear, and hides this fact by covering it with his hair.

Marc can recite the entire Edgar Allen Poe part of ERB's rap battle on command.

Marc: Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary, I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary! (Nathaniel swoons)

Marc calls Nathaniel his Starry Iris, and Nathaniel calls Marc his Blood Raven. Juleka and Ivan are their besties.

Marc: I love you, my dark Raven. 

Nathaniel: What?! Marc: I said I love you! 

Nathaniel: Thanks! I am using a new shampoo! 

Marc: Oh, for the love of- *Turns Nath’s head around* I love you! 

Nathaniel: You don’t have to shout. But I love you, too.

And there you have it! Me and Artzy came up with the info, and thank you so much to them for doing so. As always, make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask for more thoughts on the content. @artzychic27 @msweebyness 

[kyoupann]

🪸I thank the riptide for you🪼

My first Sky: CotL fanart! I decided to start with this beautiful moment when I exchanged candles with my now sky-partner in oob crimes and sillies and best photographer ever, Giggles (or Giggs for the lads). We met in the Coral Reef while candle running, I think we followed each other without lighting each other's candles for a while. And then when I was about to leave for the night, we stopped and became friends in this cave, with sunlight shining down on us, a real perfect moment 😭🩷

About the art itself: it's mostly watercolour and white gelly ink for highlights

Here's the original reference uwu

Giggs loves to take photos of everything, and they are really good at it! So expect a couple more redraws using their photos as reference 😊

[starrynightarchive]

🧃 + ☁️? <3

graaaace bestie beloved hi!!!

what made you choose your username?

nothing much tbh. i once painted the starry night and was proud of the results. considering my shoddy art skills it was pretty impressive. and i reaaally like that painting. and everything else made by van gogh. idk where the archive came from lmao it just popped into my mind

recommend an author or fanfic you love

ohhh good one. anything by my good friend @valleykey and @/itowrites on ao3 is some Good Stuff. as for fic recs, i have three because i Cannot stop myself from gushing about them.

^by @zukkaoru (winks)

^this absolutely insane series and literally every fic by my mutual @kanetheo

i lied i have three more. here

^ by dearest @minusboy

^ by my favourite boy @justadino-ig

by my spouse @feralshadowdemon . can you hear the gears in my head turning. this fic made me claw my walls and want to write a 10k kouyou character study. love you boo

[verdemoun]

“Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan” but its Dutch and Arthur 🙂

so valid here you go bestie i knew i'd seen this recently: phenomenal art by sniixnn -> https://www.tumblr.com/sniixnn/757784472749064192/dutch-the-terrible-and-his-unruly-son?source=share

personally as an art nerd think van gogh's skull of a skeleton with burning cigarette is underutilized in fandom art because come on the tb allegory let's gooo.

THOUGH MY FAV rdr2 artwork inspired by classical art has to be https://www.tumblr.com/renslo161605/734818971084324864/the-binding-of-isaac?source=share please go pester them about their isaac lives au

[rememberwren]

I have beef with you bestie and it’s the fact you put “poor writing” in your warnings when that is, in fact, a bold-faced lie and I refuse to hear it. I will not stand here and witness slander against Art. Must I make this a Doctor Who moment and take Vincent Van Gogh (you) to the future to see a museum with all of the people fawning over your work? Bc I fucking will.

Anyway, keep writing!! Thank you!! Love you!!!!

Bestie I need to warn the masses so they don’t get their hopes up when they see a fic incoming 😅

Will keep working at my skills though 🫡

[song-writer-melo-wrath]

Silly Game Time: Would you rather spend the day at an art museum or a history museum or a science museum? Ever been to one that really impressed you?

You know, I was taken to a lot of museums as a kid. And I was usually bored with them-

-because I had undiagnosed ADHD and autism, and was, y'know, a KID. Also because a lot of the times I visited museums were during summer, so I was too distracted by “it is so so so hot out there” to really enjoy things. I hadn't yet taken the art classes that would make me appreciate art for what it is. Poetry and music were more my jam-

-that said, there were a few exceptions.

The Smithsonian American Art Museum

The Laika exhibit at the Portland Art Museum

The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

OMSI

There were also some tours that I can't quite remember the names of, but knew I enjoyed. One was a salmon farm and dam area, another displayed minerals, another was focused on things like tsunamis and whirlpools. It may give some context that I live in the Pacific Northwest.

OMSI in particular is very memorable since a lot of my visits were just me n my Dad. They had a videogame-themed exhibit once that made my Dad go, “oh, Athy has to see this”. Another time was with my bestie @octopus-in-disguise , so yeah, good times all around.

As for what I'd want to visit now though, hmmm. I think as long as it's not one I've seen before, art museum would be my choice. Especially if it displays Van Gogh's work. His art has always spoken to me. Maybe it's the colours and atmosphere of it, maybe it's knowing his story and feeling inherently bittersweet about “your life ended before you could know how deeply your work would be loved” when it comes to him. Shout out to that one Doctor Who episode.