#vampires kiss had me ROLLIN the whole time

[eemcintyre]

Ok so I just watched “Vampire’s Kiss” for the first time …… which could be a whole conversation in itself

But am I the only one who actually liked this movie a lot better than “American Psycho”?

[femme-enby]

Dream talk & duking it out

I’ve never really been one to move too much in my sleep but according to my spouse I do be rollin.

But the biggest new thing is I’m also dukin it out.

Had a dream where someone was forcibly trying to kiss me, and my sleeping position was the position I was in (as it typically goes when I end up actually moving) and sure enough I woke up just after sending out the hardest kick. Woke up breathing heavy, head pressing away from the non-existent threat, kicking leg still fully extended and tensed.

Dozed off twice this morning, first dream I was driving in an empty parking lot, something went wrong with my car so it started slipping & I slammed the breaks (don’t do that. I know not to but also… I’m in a spacious empty lot. I ain’t worried about hitting anything or going into a ditch I just want to STOP) and my tires are screeching, so I jerk the wheel bc it’s the back tires catching on something and I start waking up bc my hand jerked like I was driving, and halfway awake I catch the back wheels screeching again… only to realize it’s my spouse aggressively brushing the back of his tongue and doing his oddly aggressive dry, coughing gag which my brain had translated to screeching tires. Which… not too far off tbh. Similar to how I’ve pushed a zombie away in my dreams only to wake up bc I’m definitely pushing something away… him. Snore-snarling in my FUCKIN FACE.

The second time I woke up this morning was bc I was dreaming I was trying to get somewhere, & people were pushing past on the narrow side (also the “wrong” side if we’re talking rules of the road) and one dude starts like… roughly slapping/batting at my elbow sayin some nonsense in a mocking tone??? So I immediate jerk my elbow with QUICKNESS- and wake up feeling my whole body bounce from the force and speed of actually elbowing back into open air (was on my stomach)

Like… god damn. Tf am I physically fighting for??? I only remember waking myself up as a kid 3x from actually moving, and yet it’s happened in some form at least 5x in the last MONTH’S time???

The times as a kid, btw bc I find all of this interesting-

1) petting puppy (woke up still feeling that phantom softness and warmth in my palm, only going away when I moved my hand again, despite absolutely nothing being in my hand but air)

2) getting beheaded guillotine style. This one was crazy- I had my hands back by my sides, the blade drops and at the piercing pain I jerked my hand to my neck (in dream and fr) and dead middle of consciousness and dreaming I saw the world spin as my head fell before swiftly jerking myself upright like a fuckin vampire still clenching my neck as I waited for the pain to pass. Remembering the soft puppy from years earlier I tried moving my neck but the pain still didn’t change at all for at least 30sec.

Warning- mentions of gore

I’ve also always had oddly… specific? Detailed in ways they shouldn’t be? Dreams.

Like a simple one is seeing a red glow in my (at the time) shared bedroom, at maybe… 6? Years old, and walking towards this hamper that held a bunch of my toys. (Going towards the danger is the norm for me, it’s an actual problem bc I’m genuinely stupid) and just as I peek into the hamper, a robotic toy jumps out at me, glowing red pinprick eyes and sharp teeth (think like… UF sans or the common fandom interpretation of FNAF Moon’s teeth. Which btw was how I drew teeth as a little kid. Dunno why!) flying at my face. Also, as much as I would love to be like “haha FNAF got you!” I’m 26. I had OG freddlings or whatever jumping me before FNAF was likely even a thought in bro’s head. My mom was also super careful about the media I consumed so like… who knows where my brain got that from.

A worse one is where I had already had a freaky dream that night, and I was now maybe… 10? 11? And I didn’t wanna bother my parents but atp my bed was in the middle of the room, so exposed sides, and I went to my lil bro’s room and clambered over him to have my back to the wall in his bed. I then dreamed he was with me in some fucked up Winnie the Pooh nightmare shit, w like Piglet being absolutely shredded at one point, and then some goofy old school Count Dracula ass bitch came up to us, flashed me some stupid can saying “back be gone”??? And then sprayed it on my lil bro’s back, and despite not ever seeing any real gore or anything I saw as the skin bubbled, dissolved, muscle going too, and eventually leaving bone where I could see the organs slowing and stopping through the ribs… then saw his absolutely horrifying facial expression…. Only to wake up to his eyes actually like half open and rolled back like they be when someone’s sleeping but their eyes are kinda open??? Freaky btw. And after that I just went back to my room, and absolutely never went back to his bc I be damned if I get freaky ass dream then jumpscared upon waking up.

But yeah! Love my overactive imagination! Dope! Totally has not caused me to have some of the freakiest dreams that have been seared into my brain for years, like the one that in description wasn’t actually that scary… but the skeleton literally CAUSED feelings of terror simply by proximity, which was actually years after that freaky back begone nightmare, and yet caused me to feel true terror.

I’m talking full on heart pounding a mile a minute and so hard my chest hurt, breathing so fast you would have thought I had sprinted a whole marathon, and sweating EVERYWHERE which was wildly uncommon for me up until recent years when I’ve been on testosterone.

I’ve experienced horrific things since then, horrifically traumatic things even, and yet I’ve still never felt that kind of fear in my life before or since then. I don’t even know what kind of situation I’d have to be in TO feel that fear bc I’ve had folks 2x my size get in my face and threaten to shoot/put hands on their gun at least 3x in my life and that only ever caused my heart rate to speed up so much, still nowhere near like I even ran at all tho.

Like… I fear that damn skeleton nightmare was an example of my body putting pedal to the metal and flicking on every single fear receptor in my brain or whatever. Probably burnt half of them out XD

[tina-aumont]

The sulfur of Tina Aumont Flash appearances, unforgettable presence

Dominican origin by her mother, she is already doing the 4th cover - colors of A Week of Paris (n ° 44) of August 27, 1947 - with her father and her mother: "Jean-Pierre Aumont, already a happy father, comes Tina Aumont (born Maria Christina Salomon on February 14, 1946 in Los Angeles) died on October 28 in Port-Vendres from a pulmonary embolism.

Fifty films.

Beginnings in MODESTY BLAISE (Losey, Tina Marquand - then - is already stabbed in a funfair) followed by THE CURÉE, TEXAS NOUS VOILÀ with Delon, Dean Martin. The career wish will be foreign to Tina Aumont. One of the most beautiful movie actresses. Eyes and eyelids largely surrounded by black. Braising glares. Taciturn airs. Thick ebony mane or curly redhead. Icon of the sixties and seventies, underground musical scene, pictorial (Pardo, paintings of the CRYSTAL CRADLE), cinematographic (THE HIGHEST SOLITUDES the most beautiful Garrel - with Jean Seberg, Nico, it will be seen in NICO ICON, NECROPOLIS of the painter Franco Brocani with Viva, L. Waldon, Nicoletta Machiavelli), Tina Aumont turns quickly to Italian cinema.

PARTNER (1968, an aggressive film with Bertolucci's shocked story, in biting colors, fed by Artaud) with Clémenti coming with his double. Scene of eyes painted on the eyelids, bath in the foam of the washing machine. The same year the barefoot girl will be circled in a SATYRICON (formerly Fellini) by G.L. Polidoro, she turns ALIBI of V. Gassman and Adolfo Celi, then comes Bolognini (METELLO, THE GREAT BOURGEOISE), Samperi (MALICIA), Lattuada, ARCANA of These, G. Ferrara, B. Rondi, Patroni-Griffi, the last Minnelli (NINA) shot in Italy. Appearances as brief as they are dazzling. Laughing gaze of the girl in white dress smoking on the swing in the films of Pierre Clémenti, Tina or the madness of time at present. CASANOVA versions Comencini (the most beautiful), Fellini - his "little soldier" - beautiful (mischievous, bright) to curse a saint. Marie-Madeleine (LE MESSIE, Rossellini). The whore (witness) of ILLUSTRIOUS CORPSES (Rosi). Main role in little-known films. Many unpublished in France.

L'URLO's shock (T. Brass, 1968) erotic pop too daring to find an outlet. Undressed silhouette always moving pacing devastated colorful decors. Tina Aumont is less visible in SALON KITTY (Brass, 1975). Wife (in the shadow) of Wallemberg (Helmut Berger), her first appearance is the first smile of the film. With a kind of restraint, an economy in gestures, she introduces Teresa Ann Savoy to their home. This restraint is at the same time invitation. The invitation is reflected in the smile and the look. She serves them tea. She is the only smiles of a movie where the relationships between all the other characters are rather tense. The smile in the first scene where she opens the door is a moving smile, in several times. She goes with the music. Wallemberg is at the piano.

M. Lupo, S. Martino, Grieco, Canevari. Diversity fuels curiosity.  CORBARI (1970) beautiful film by V. Orsini with Giuliano Gemma, and the great Frank Wolff who will slit his throat the following year. Dance and cascading laughs of Carmen, last breath in a last kiss in the desert stabbed by Franco [Don José] Nero, MAN, PRIDE AND THE VENGEANCE (western of L. Bazzoni, 1967).

At the time of excesses, and the hectic filming SECRET DE LA VIE (A. Whitelaw, 1974) another beautiful film, crazy (theme death, so time - extensive program), shot in Amsterdam, with K. Kinski (Also in the previous one), Tina Aumont - still adept of the bicycle (between two knots with double helix) - made piquant remarks, aiming at the author of the film.

“I am compared to nicotine: I am oxygen. (...) They think I take, but I give: I am the breath. I stimulate. I provoke. People would like to love me dead. It would be so much simpler (for them): I disturb them. But I'm alive, and I intend to continue. To live. To make movies. (...) I am not invasive, but I am a presence that can not be ignored. Whether in front of a goal or in a room, it's like that. (...) I am not an actress. Cinema is my way of life. I can not consider life without making movies".

With the exception of Jacques Richard (REBELOTE in 1983) the cinema will ignore Tina Aumont for a quarter century. Tina Aumont detonates in French cinema, cloisonné where only a few friends (Garrel) have made it turn.

The 90s: Rollin filmed for a few minutes in TWO VAMPIRE ORPHANS who could have made a singular Bathory, a video film DINOSAUR FROM THE DEEP shot in a cellar under the director's video-club, N. Moutier, square de Montholon - the film more underground than I turned loose Tina Aumont descending underground, a fantastic short ... Ultimate appearance: LA MÉCANIQUE DES FEMMES (Missoltz, 2000). The best of a movie that we would forget without it. 50 seconds. A map. Warm tones. Black dress. Red lips. Sitting at the bar of a hotel. A monologue. Smoking cigarette between the fingers. The actress seems to have staged herself. To Rémi Martin: “You know who I am ... A debauchee. Rushed! Luxurious. Corrupt. Disorderly. Immoral. Libertine. Dissolute. Voluptuous. Naughty. Fucker. Depraved. Immodest. Vicious. And despite all that, I succumb. Two cups, please, boy!” Nice exit! To revise the plan, it's a royal exit! Discreet release of a large lady. We could have hoped for a fresh start.

2002, I see Tina Aumont in a feeding area. Mystery whole, intact. Idea of ​​a book taking her films one by one, involving a series of interviews. At first rough. She was not against it. We had to give it time. Cautious approach, like a cat. My calls refer to others. Insistent. She planned to write. Time seems to be very present for her. Saver of words. Hoarsely. Laughing gushing hoarse. It amused her when I mentioned Mary Meerson to whom she reminded me. She tells me about the streets of Briançon. Tina remembered if something was asked. I'm talking about the project to Michel Bulteau, leaving for some interviews. Time passes. The last thing considered, write these lines. Tina Aumont's life looks like a tragedy.

Alexandre Mathis

http://https-alexandre-mathis.over-blog.com/2019/09/tina-aumont.html

Interesting article although the translation is not much accurated (the original is written in French). Although I have this source, I really don’t know in which newspaper was it published nor when.

[wwecreaturesofdarkness]

King Balor

I swear Finn winked at me Monday so this is what happens when I dream about it lol. it became longer than I thought

Warnings: body shaming (done by reader to self), demons, vampires, cussing, smut and fluff I think.

Finn Balor: Demon Reader Seer* and vampire

***a seer is like a shaman. they can talk to ghosts and spirits but they also have like training in all supernaturals (kinda like a Witcher)

Word Count: 2760ish I think.

 I sat there at Raw watching everything going on. It was my first WWE event. I had made a shirt to match my best friend so we could be spotted 4th row by our favorite wrestlers. We both were so excited.

“Maybe we can find the boys and get their autographs.” She leaned into me. “I need to see my Sethie poo.”

I smiled. “Demon King in front of me wouldn’t be that bad either.” I laughed.

We sat through match after match, cheering everyone on. The feeling of being in the crowd was amazing. The whole damn show was amazing, but tonight you still felt something was off.

Elias Sampson came out and did his whole song thing. Then suddenly a familiar song hit.

“It’s him!” I yelled, jumping up and down.

There he stood, Finn Balor. He made his way down the ramp and I seemed to be the one in our section who knew the right cues to do the arm thing. I could feel my face form into the biggest smile as he climbed into the ring and confronted Elias. They had a few words and then Elias climbed out of the ring and the area went dark during a commercial break for TV. Finn walked around the ring giving the ‘Too Sweet’ sign to fans.

He then looked directly to me. My BFF nudged my arm wide eyed and grinning. Part of me wanted to ignore it, there are hundreds of people around he could stare at anyone, the other part of me was screaming that he noticed me.

Then he winked and smiled nodding to me. His body turned away from me as I felt an arm grab me.

“OH MY GOD HE WINKED AT YOU!!!” she was screaming in my ear.

“Nah, there’s a lot of people over here, it had to be someone else.” I shook my head, trying to reason through what just happened.

We didn’t bring it up again. We watched the show, she saw Seth Rollins and we both gathered our things right before the dark match. Dean’s music hit and I felt a tap on my arm.

“Ma’am, please come with me. You too.” A security guard pointed to me and my BFF. “Someone has requested to see you.”

We looked to each other and nodded following his lead to the back stage area. We walked passed a few superstars, both of us in awe, until the guard stopped.

“This one wants to see you. I’ll take your friend to catering.” He opened the door and pushed me inside.

I waved at her confused as she followed him down the hall. I turned to see the room was dark. The shower room light was on; giving just enough light for me to see this was a private locker room. I could hear the shower running so I sat on the sofa in the corner of the room.

‘Who would want to see me?’ I thought.

“I would,” the Irish accent startled me.

I was so deep in my thoughts I didn’t hear the shower turn off, I never thought this would happen.

“I saw your shirt and I thought it was cool.” He towel dried his hair real quick.

I stood up realizing what was going on. I was in shock and couldn’t find words to say.

“It’s ok,” he smiled. “I knew the guard brought ya in, I was hoping to be outa the shower by then, but here we are.” He tucked the towel around his waist better. “Names Finn.” He smiled. “But clearly you knew that.” He pointed to my shirt with ‘Balor Babe’ across the chest in fabric paint.

“(Y/N).” I nodded. “It’s a pleasure to meet you sir.”

“Only my demons call me that. Finn is fine.”

I raised an eyebrow. “Demons?”

“Ya think this Demon King thing is fake? Oh no love.” He smiled.

I didn’t have to wrap my head around it. I knew demons were all too real. I knew the supernatural things well. As a seer I was confronted by these things on a daily, but the Demon King himself was something I was not ready for.

“I understand.” I nodded.

“Ya have the gift don’t ya?” he slipped a shirt on. I couldn’t help but slump when those perfect abs got covered up. “I knew there was something special about ya. I could feel ya in the crowd. I could feel your power.” He was now standing in front of me. “Do ya feel mine?”

All my training was for a moment like this. ‘Tread lightly around demons, they use your words against you’ I thought.

“I’m not using anything against ya” he smiled. “Unless ya want me too.”

“Get out of my head.” I tried not to sound upset.

“Ya got a Balor Babe shirt on, I’m drawn to ya, and you’re clearly drawn to me. It’s like an invite.” He leaned closer and whispered. “I bet ya dying to see me. Bet ya dream of me fucking ya every night. That’s not a very clean thought for a Seer. Your kind is supposed to avoid me.”

His words sent shivers down my spine. His mouth was so close to my skin. He was right something about him always made me crave to know more, to FEEL more, but I could never act on them.

“Ya know, as a demon, I tell my children to stay away from your kind too. Sometimes we are too much for humans. I normally can smell the fear on them. It stinks, but ya smell different. Ya smell like maybe more than a Seer?” he seemed to question his own words.

“My bloodline is a strong one.” I relaxed.

“No, somethin’ else, love.” He leaned his head back. “Something monstrous.”

No one knew that I had a vampire mother. I kept it quite and the Overseer knew I wanted it that way, so we never spoke of it.

“Vampire huh?” he was now dressed in front of me again. “My favorite type.” He sniffed my hair.

“What do you want me for?” I pulled away some.

“I wanted to meet ya.” He smiled again. His icy blue eyes now black. “I can smell the sexual tension on ya, like I said, I know ya dream of Me.” his hand went up to my cheek and brushed a stray strand of hair behind my ear. “I won’t hurt ya.” He cupped my face.

My training told me to run, but my mind and heart said stay. He brought my chin up and planted a soft kiss on my lips. He pulled back and grabbed my phone from my front pocket of my jeans. He quickly typed in a number and handed it back to me.

“Get back to your friend. Go have dinner do whatever; I’m in the hotel down the road. Text me, if ya want to meet up.” his voice was soft as he opened the door and the guard motioned for me to follow. I met (BFF/N) and we didn’t talk about what happened. We went to grab a bite to eat and talked about everything that happened before we were ushered backstage.

“I met Seth; he’s adorable in person too.” She smiled.

“Great!” I smiled back as we got to her car. “Drive safe ok?”

“Be safe.” She hugged me. “I don’t know what you’re doing, but call me if you need me.” she smiled as she got in her car.

I walked to the end of the dark street. Each hotel looked the same. ‘He didn’t tell me which one’ I thought. I played with my phone before sending him a text. I felt an arm go around my neck the hand covering my mouth.

“Keep quiet and you live. I want your wallet.” The voice was gruff behind me. “Keep your movement slow and I won’t stab you.”

I nodded and slowly reached into my purse.

“Let her go and I won’t rip ya to pieces.” another voice rang behind me.

I was swung around to see Finn standing in front of me. His hands now in fists.

“Oh you going to stop me short shit?” the mugger asked.

Finn’s mouth formed a toothy smile. “Yea, I am.”

He flashed behind us and punched the mugger’s kidneys. I was let go as the man winced in pain. Finn then flashed around him like lighting until he finally knocked the man unconscious. He then turned to me.

“Are ya hurt?” his voice soothed me. I shook my head no, not sure what else to say. “Let’s go back to my room.” Finn’s hand went to the small of my back as he led me to his hotel room.

He opened the door and let me in first. He locked it behind him and turned his attention back to me.

“Seer or not ya shouldn’t walk around a big city at night by yourself.” His voice still soft with concern.

“I texted you, but I was trying to find your scent to find your hotel. It was dumb I’m sorry.” I shook my head. “You have me all flustered from earlier, I’m so sorry. I’m not thinking clearly.” I bit my lip. “Thank you for the rescue.”

“Welcome.” He patted the end of the bed next to him.

I smiled. “So there’s a soft side to the Demon King eh?” I took the seat next to him.

“Well for a pretty girl sometimes there is.” he chuckled. “Don’t let anyone know.” He whispered.

“Secret safe with me.” I crossed my heart.

Finn moved his hand to my face again. He tucked my hair behind my ear again and then ran his thumb over my lips. I looked down trying to avoid his gaze. I could feel my cheeks burning a bright red.

“I know what you dream about, but do you know what I dream of?” he ran his fingers down my neck line stopping at my shirt collar.

“Burning down villages and evil laughing?” I smiled.

“No,” he shook his head trying not to form a smile. “Not at all (Y/N).” he cupped my face with both hands this time and pulled me into a kiss.

 It was rougher this time.  His tongue flicked my lips asking for admittance which I gladly gave. His arms wrapped around me and pulled me onto his lap. His mouth never left mine until I felt his hands pull my shirt over my head. I wrapped my arms around his neck as he speckled kisses on my collar bone.

‘Me of all people to be in a room like this with the demon king.’ I thought.

The kisses stopped. “Why wouldn’t I want ya?”

“Stay out of my head.” I raised an eyebrow again to him.

“No, why wouldn’t I want ya?” he pulled back to take me in. “You’re a goddess.”

“Finn you have thousands of girls around the world.” I unwrapped my arms from his neck. “And I’m not exactly the skinniest girl in the world, and I’m sure this is all just a game to you. I’m just another seer.” I tried to swing myself off his lap but his hands dug into my ass.

“Goddess don’t care what the mortals have to say. I’ve had my fair share of women, I’ve had my fair share of true goddess and many of them are not skinny like the world thinks. I’ve seen into your mind in these last few hours, I almost lost my match because you distracted me.” I giggled a bit. “Ive played every game out there, let’s see where tonight takes us before you start thinking the worst.” He pulled me back in again. “Besides you know you want this.” he grinned as he moved my hips making me feel his member between our clothes.

He went back to my collar bone as he finished undressing me. He picked me up and laid me on the bed. He quickly undressed himself not allowing me to look at him too long before he placed himself on top of me. He used his knee to move my legs and position himself against my slit.

“Are you ok with this?” he moved his hand down my thigh as I nodded. He ran his finger up and down my pussy for a moment before stopping on my clit. He made small circles on it watching me slowly come undone by his hand. He suddenly stopped and shoved a finger slowly into me.

“My my look how wet ya already are for me.” he pulled his finger out licking it with pleasure. “Let’s see what happens when I do this.” he pulled my hips into him as his cock filled me. He rocked his hips slowly at first giving my body a chance to adjust to him then all bets were off.

He kept his hips moving at a pace only a god could move at. With every movement I felt myself quiver under him. I felt my body tighten as I moaned out his name. He leaned down and rested his forehead against mine while kneading my breasts in his hands. I clung to his neck as I arched my back and felt myself tighten around him.

“That’s it babe, cum for me.” he whispered in my ear as my orgasm kept coming.

“Finn don’t stop.” I begged in a hurried breath.

“I don’t plan on it.” he lifted me up and pushed me against the headboard keeping the pace still. His mouth found mine and I moaned into him. I wrapped my legs around him trying to keep him as close as I could. I felt myself building up again as I moaned into his ear. His hands clawed my ass as he slowed down and started nipping at me neck.

“Fuck (Y/N).” his mouth searched for mine. “Fuck,” he moaned into my mouth. “You’re so fucking tight, love.” He pulled me on top of him not letting our bodies part in anyway. His kisses became more tender as he laid me on my side still clinging to him.

He lifted my leg up and started pounding into me again, this time hitting just the right spot causing me to scream in ecstasy. We locked eyes for a moment and I realized they were the same black I saw in the alley. I felt myself tighten around him even more as he took my breast into his mouth. He used his free hand to pull me closer to him.

“Balor,” I moaned. “Cum inside me.”

“I thought you’d never ask my love.” He hissed in my ear.

We both gripped at each other, clawing trying to get closer together, our mouths moaning into each other. His cock throbbed inside me as I clenched down on him feeling the rush come over me. He moaned my name in my ear sending me into frenzy.

When we finally both caught our breath and untangled from the sex he pulled me into his chest.

“I don’t want you to dream about this again.” he played with my hair. “You’re going to have it every night.” He kissed the top of my head. “Every. Single. Night. Until you tell me you don’t want me anymore. Even then I will search for you, my sweet, sweet goddess.”

I lifted my head and kissed him. He smiled as I lay back down.

“Is your friend awake?” he smiled. “Call her and ask her to meet us for breakfast, I’m sure she’s worried about ya.”

“She can wait.” I answered while tracing the outline of his abs. “We have all the time in the world, King Balor.”

I could almost hear a chuckle rumble through his chest as he pulled me closer to him.

‘I just had sex with Balor and now he wants me to stay.’ I smiled to myself.

“Damn right you’re staying.” He kissed my head again.

“Stay out of my head damn it.”

[thataspdfeel]

that book list I promised

//rubs my grubby hands together happily

Boy howdy do I ever have some book recommendations. This would’ve been posted earlier but mobile decided to go fuck itself. Just a heads up, this is gonna be long

I mostly read series because tbh teen fiction is some of the best. It tends to take the most risks with both style and characterization. (Granted, it also tends to fall risk to some of the worst tropes imo like abuse stalker creepy guy is hot cause he loves protag)

Anything Garth Nix has ever written in his whole life. He’s one of my favorite authors and tends to stick to series. Keys to the Kingdom is 7 books and the first is Mister Monday and you read in order of the days of the week. No really. You’ll see why. His Old Kingdom series is 5 books and a short story so far and starts with Sabriel. It’s about necromancers who keep the dead down rather than raise them. Like I have the biggest boner for this series it’s not even funny

Terry Pratchett is my absolute favorite author of all time (besides Shakespeare) and he’s written over 50 books. You don’t have to read them in any particular order but he does follow characters across books sometimes. I recommend starting with Monstrous Regiment, Small Gods, or Going Postal first. If you want to start in chronological order, I think The Colour of Magic was written first

If you’re patient, read the whole Lord of the Rings series from The Hobbit onward. Tolkien sucks his own dick and describes clouds for a whole page cause he’s a world builder kind of writer. I haven’t had a chance to try the series again but I remember enjoying The Hobbit. Just know this is a very tedious option and may result in more boredom

Less boring is The Chronicles of Narnia but there are a few books that are just an absolute bear to get through. I recommend this right after lotr because these stories are a result OF THE SAME DRUG TRIP because Clive Staples Lewis (no really that’s what CS stands for) and Tolkien were college roommates. And because Narnia is a fucking fun place to visit

George RR Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire cause it includes more detail than Game of Thrones and because I’m always a slut for kingdom musical chairs and dragons

Speaking of dragons, The Inheritance Series which is Eragon etc because it’s like lotr for people who can’t stand reading about a cloud for two pages, almost entirely action. Plus, in one of the books, they (Eragon and Saphira) do a couple of really stupid, slightly offensive things to the elves and admit their mistakes which I thought was cool cause it feels like sometimes protagonists don’t apologize in books

Chris D'Lacey also writes these REALLY COOL books about dragons called The Last Dragon Chronicles where these ladies make dragons out of clay and I’m 90% sure The Fire Within is the first book. There are at least 7 and I really need to catch up

Angie Sage writes about a boy named Septimus Heap who’s the 7th son of a 7th son and those books start with Magyk and there are at least 6 maybe 9. They’re fucking awesome and full of magic and adventure and I’m pretty sure he gets a pet dragon somewhere

Suzanne Collins also writes a lot of great stuff but I REALLY like her Gregor the Overlander series. Think Alice in Wonderland with a guy and no drugs and it’s awesome

Anything Rick Riordan has ever written in his life. I love love love the Percy Jackson series and he also wrote Children of the Lamp which is the bomb dot com about djinn children

Douglas Adams has a whole Hitchhiker’s Guide series and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is the first and it’s just bonkers and loads of fun. Basically earth gets blown up and the protagonist has to deal with it. An absolute riot

James Rollins writes the Blood Infernal series about vampires and were-beings not just werewolves. The first book is Sanguine and the protagonist’s best friend is a werewolf. The first two books don’t have much to do with each other aside from being in the same universe but book three picks up at the end of book one and ties them both together. I’m pretty sure there’s sex

I’d also recommend anything Edgar Allen Poe or Shakespeare ever wrote. I know that’s more Classical Canon or whatever the fuck but honestly? Delightful. Same sentiment for Stephen King

I can’t remember the names of all the series I’ve read but these I definitely do. So onto individual books!

I, Coriander by Sally Gardener set in 17th century London and has to do with a fairy world if I remember correctly

Fairest by Gail Carson Levine about a really ugly inn keeper’s daughter and it’s kind of a retelling of Snow White (She wrote other stand alones but I haven’t read them. Based off this, though, I’d recommend them)

Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie about a girl who immigrates from Nigeria(?) to the US and it’s just really really good

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe set in Nigeria(?) right when colonialism happens. The first part is pre-colonialism and then it gets into the beginnings of it and all this happens within the lifespan of one man. Trigger warning though for mentions of abuse, explicit child murder and explicit suicide. Like it’s a good book but it’s gonna be a rough ride if you don’t know what you’re in for

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez is good, if tedious. It’s a Latin American book so the story is circular and told in spirals. I literally have no other way to describe it. Also don’t ignore the family chart at the very beginning because people get the same names across generations and it’s absolutely hellish. Trigger warning for incest, I think rape, definitely abuse, and a baby gets eaten by ants at the end which is more gross than anything

Black Rain by Kuroi Ame is about the bombing of Hiroshima. I’m pretty sure that’s all the trigger warning you’re going to need

The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven by Sherman Alexie is a collection of short stories about various Native American characters living on a reservation

Black Elk Speaks by John G. Neihardt is about a Blackfoot medicine man who finally talks about his life but it’s less interview and more John interpreting things so this needs to be read a little critically

Lame Deer, Seeker of Visions by Richard Erdoes is a book where a Sioux medicine man talks directly to Erdoes from a Native perspective about various things from sex to politics. Was a joy to read honestly. Very enlightening

Hagakure by Yamamoto Tsunetomo basically entails the way of the bushido or the samurai code more or less. Kind of technical but I enjoyed it

Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause is about the werewolf protagonist trying to fit into her pack and figure out how to be a teenager. There’s at least one graphic mention of death (I think). It could also be suicide) so heads up

The Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause is a vampire romance set in the 90′s and has absolutely nothing to do with the other book and was definitely something I loved. The protagonist watches her mother waste away from illness so avoid if that’s not something you can handle. Apparently, there are more stories (which I’d LOVE to read) and I’d recommend them just based off the two I have read

The Spook’s Apprentice by Joseph Delaney was amazing and I’ve just found out it’s a series not just a stand-alone so I know what’s going on my to-read list. It’s about an apprentice to The Spook who puts down evil things that hide in the dark. Kind of spine-tingling so if you don’t do horror, don’t read when it’s dark. It’s not horror-horror but if it’s not your thing, definitely read during the day

A Rose for Emily by William Faulkner is the only thing Faulkner ever wrote I can possibly stand. It’s a short story and the time is out of order but I still liked it

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman is also a short story and my absolute favorite

Also not a book, but I greatly enjoy the Puritan poet Anne Bradstreet but not everybody does because 1 early American literature and 2 Puritan but that’s something if poetry is up your alley

Black Beauty by Anna Sewell is about the life of a horse set from the horse’s perspective. No seriously. With I statements and everything. I thought it was very interesting. (I was also like 8)

White Fang by Jack London is by wolves. I don’t remember much more than that because of how long ago I read it but it was probably decent since it stuck in my mind

The Whipping Boy by Sid Fleischman is about a prince’s whipping boy which is a thing because you can’t spank a prince directly so you have to punish somebody else. V interesting

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl was very enjoyable. I like Roald Dahl anyway but the concept of a chocolate factory was awesome. I also read it before I saw either movie and before the remake

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley is pretty good but skip the epistolary at the beginning and read it after if you want to spare yourself some headache

Dracula by Bram Stoker is a classic and just really fun and I can definitely see why it’s a classic

The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman was really interesting and honestly, I’d read anything that man writes after I read that

The Help by Kathryn Stockett is even better than the movie but there’s abuse mentions in it like even more so than the movie. If you haven’t seen the movie, heads up for graphic depictions of miscarriage, racial violence, and I don’t remember if the one death mentioned is graphic or not but it’s a heavy book

I’d have more but I can’t remember their damned names right now and it’s bugging me. I also have obscure video game recs because I’m one of those indie freaks. They tend to really draw me in

Also, if you like manga, I’ve read like idk how many series but a shitload and the day onemanga shut down was the day my soul died

Anyway, I hope this is fine. It isn’t even the half of what I’ve read. Like I spent almost all of my childhood reading and I enjoyed most of it. I just wish I could remember book names. Their stories are floating around in my head, just not their names. If I remember any more, I’ll probably add to this list

[colesterstrudel]

Drabble Masterlist

Okay so. These aren’t every single drabble I have floating around out here. But they’re all the ones from my recent soiree into drabbles. Will be updated as more drabbles are posted. 

Organized by superstar. Beneath the cut.

Adam Cole

This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 am and I should really go home...

Aleister Black

“Don’t shut me out.”

“Take. It. Off.”

I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth.

Baron Corbin

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”

“Quit it or I’ll bite.”

“I need you to fake date me.”

“You’re hot, shame about the personality.”

“I made the mistake of thinking ‘this can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.”

Bayley/Sasha

“I didn’t say ‘sex party’ as in orgy, I said ‘hex party’ as in witches.” 

Bayley/Elias

We were dancing but all of a sudden it’s a slow song and we’re standing here awkwardly staring at each other.

Becky Lynch

You said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now...

Big E

“We bet and you lost, so you have to do it.”

Bo Dallas/Dean Ambrose

I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say, “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?

Bray Wyatt

“I’m pregnant.”

“Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”

“Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”

You said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now...

Cesaro

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

Corey Graves

“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”

“You said my name in your sleep.”

“Make me.”

Dash Wilder

“Get out of my face before I hit you.”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”

“Cuddle me.”

Dean Ambrose

“Stop it! It tickles!”

“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

“Shut up and kiss me.”

“Are you jealous?”

We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair.

Congratulations! One of your dreams has finally come true! Let me give you a big hug and wow, you’re warm.

We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I have to know if you feel the same way.

Dean Ambrose/Nikki Bella/Reader

“You’re acting like this is your first threesome.”

Dean Ambrose/Sami Zayn

“You should see me in my old uniform. I’m pretty sure it still fits.”

Drew Gulak

“This is a totally inappropriate soundtrack.”

Fandango

“If I die you’ll be sorry!”

Elias

“I made the mistake of thinking ‘this can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.” 

I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say, “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?

Erick Rowan

This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 am and I should really go home...

Finn Balor

“Is that...Is that my bra?”

“You should marry me.”

“Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away right now.” & “I don’t love you anymore.”

“Are you hitting on me?”

“Did you buy me...lingerie?”

“I love you. I just love her more.”

We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair.

Jeff Hardy

“Time changes people.”

Kevin Owens

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait...are you...what?!”

“You’re hot, shame about the personality.”

I’ve got you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth.

Congratulations! One of your dreams has finally come true! Let me give you a big hug and wow, you’re warm.

You said you’re going to leave, but I don’t want you to go and if I don’t say something now...

Luke Harper

This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 am and I should really go home....

Maryse

“You might not like me, but you definitely want me.”

Neville

“Come over here and make me.”

“Sit in my lap.”

Pete Dunne

“Bite me.” “If you insist.” 

Roman Reigns

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

“I don’t do hugs.”

“You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper and a movie. You in?”

“Quit it or I’ll bite.”

“He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”

“D-Did you just make that noise?”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“Bite me.” “If you insist.”

Sami Zayn

“What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since I was eleven?”

“I need you to fake date me.”

“Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?”

“I made a mistake.”

“If you want me to get naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.”

“I was scared and I ran.”

“You might not like me, but you definitely want me.”

We’re hiding from the authorities and it’s very close quarters in here, I can feel your body against mine.

Samoa Joe

“Did they hurt you?”

“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”

“I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

Wait, my hero’s secret identity is...you? To be honest, I’d always kind of hoped...

I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say, “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?

Seth Rollins

“I don’t do hugs.”

“You got a cute butt.”

“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society!”

“Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”

“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“If I die I’m going to come back and haunt you.”

“If we get caught I’m blaming you.”

“Why are you walking around naked?”

“If I die, you’ll be sorry!”

“You love me as if I deserve you.”

“I want to hike up your skirt and take you right here.”

“I love you. I just love her more.”

We slept in the same bed for space reasons and now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair.

This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 am and I should really go home...

We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I need to know if you feel the same way.

Seth Rollins/Dean Ambrose

Oh my god, I thought you were going to die. Please don’t ever scare me like that again.

Shane McMahon

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“You said my name in your sleep.”

Sheamus

“You’re just leaving me here? At least have the decency to finish me off with a stick.”

Sonya Deville

“If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.”

Stephanie McMahon/Mickie James

Oh my god, I thought you were going to die. Please don’t ever scare me like that again.

Triple H

“Really? Right now?”

“I’m pregnant.”

We slept in the same bed for space purposes and now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair.

Tyler Breeze

“I may be an idiot but I’m not stupid.”

Wade Barrett

“You know you want it, sweetheart.”

Xavier Woods

I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth.

We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I need to know if you feel the same way.

Halloween Drabbles

The new tenants of the house I’m haunting are being haunted by another ghost. War ensues. Dean Ambrose

I sliced my hand open trying to carve a pumpkin for my crush and s/he saw the whole thing and now has to drive me to the hospital. FML. Seth Rollins

Trick, or treat? Becky Lynch

My crush invited me to a haunted house and I agreed even though I’m a complete scaredy-cat. Bray Wyatt

I’m, like, 85% sure my neighbor/roommate is a supernatural creature, even though they shouldn’t technically exist. Finn Balor

I was invited to a costume party my crush is attending but wasn’t able to shop for a costume until the last minute and everything left is terrible. The problem: costumes are mandatory. Seth Rollins

Supposedly, Halloween is the one day the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is the thinnest. I take advantage of this and try to summon the spirit of my grandma, but end up summoning someone - or something - else instead. Demon!Finn

I found an old storybook in my basement and, having nothing else to do on Halloween night, decide to read it. I somehow got sucked in and now I’m trapped and please help. Samoa Joe

I give my crush cupcakes for Halloween. S/he has an allergic reaction to one of the ingredients in them. Carmella

Only on Halloween are vampires able to enter one’s home without permission. Bo Dallas

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Masterlist

Tye Dillinger:

Falling For The Perfect 10:  Told from the point of view of an original female character we follow the ups and downs of dating, and falling in love with, Tye Dillinger.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  

Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7 Chapter 8 

Chapter 9  Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 

Chapter 13  Chapter 14 Epilogue

Tyler Bate:  

Falling Slowly: A Tyler Bate X Reader story.  You meet Tyler while working in a restaurant/bar not far from Full Sail University and, without knowing it, both of you are slowly falling for the other. Some cute awkwardness, some chivalry and some smut for good measure.

Butterflies:

Prompt: *evil laugh* This is so much fun!! So… how about a Tyler Bate fluff fest where the reader is Pete’s little sister and is backstage for Pete and Tyler’s match at TakeOver. Tyler is immediately smitten with reader but doesn’t say or do anything out of respect for Pete. But as he and YN become closer, it’s getting hard for both of them to hide their feelings from Pete???

Requested by: @caramara3

Boy: A Tyler Bate X Reader story. Reader is older than Tyler and is concerned with the age difference. insecurities arise, bad communication and a massive misunderstanding make everything come close to falling apart. Can it be fixed?

Sami Zayn:

Freckles & Seashells: A beach day with a bunch of wrestlers turns into much more. Fluff and smut. 

I Can’t Stay Away: Sami and the reader are in a friends with benefits situation but it isn’t enough for the reader. What happens when they have a huge misunderstanding and both are left brokenhearted?

Part 1 Part 2

Confessions in the Dark: Reader is invited to a Halloween Party by Jose. There she learns a lot more than she bargained for about her friend and crush.

My prompts are:

Quote: “ are you shivering cause you’re afraid or…”

Location: party in the woods

Situation:  stories around campfire

Supernatural element: werewolves

Part 1 Part 2

Time to Heal: Y/N meets Sami at physical therapy and while both of them are healing from different injuries they end up falling for one another. A little angst, lots of fluff.

Finn Balor:

Home Alone Tonight: Told from the POV of the reader, what happens when the reader and her ex are at the same bar and Finn Balor comes to the rescue. Fluff and smut.

Part 1 Part 2  

Ruin the Friendship:  Request by @ caramara3: 

First of all.... YAY!!!!! I am so happy that you're back to writing again!! I've missed you so much!!!! AND... I am dying for some Finn Balor angst smut!!! I've been listening to Demi Lovato's "Ruin The Friendship" and all I can think about is Finn. Let's say Finn and the reader have been friends for years and he starting crushing on her. But he sees her "flirting" with another superstar (Samoa Joe?) and gets jealous. They fight and don't talk for a while until she confronts him. Smut ensues.

Mistletoe and Eggnog:  Requested by @lclb13

may I request a Finn Balor one shot where Y/N goes to see her cousin Karl during the Christmas Raw event and she bumps into Finn , her long time crush? The feelings after so long come rushing back and the two just finally get together? Maybe some angsty smut between them?

A Warm Embrace: Requested by @blueblazezz

I would love a Finn fluff where he is being so sweet and helpful around the house even making you a bubble bath due to you being in crappy achy mood from your period.

A Confession: Requested by @caramara3

Soooo I know you have like a billion fic requests already, but.... I had an idea that only you could possibly bring to life!! It's a Finn piece with angst, fluff, and smut!! Y/N is OGBC and has had a huge crush on Finn since the beginning. When Cathy dumps him, she decides to finally tell him how she feels, but he doesn't really respond the way she expected. It's not until she, Gallows, & Anderson are moved to SD that he realizes just how much he truly does love her.

Mojo Rawley:

Let Her Go :  When the reader gets an unexpected visitor one night in the form of her longtime friend Mojo Rawley they hash out their feelings.

Trent Seven:

Wildfire :  A year after their breakup Trent Seven comes to the reader, hoping for a reconciliation. Still friends but still feeling burned she has her doubts. Will she let him redeem himself? 

A Glass with Dessert: Requested by @ellothelongwaydown

Can I request this prompt “Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” With Trent Seven? (Is this an okay format?) 😘

Stay the Night

This is my submission to the lovely 2K followers challenge by @theworldiscolorful

My Prompt: #53 “Will you stay the night?”

Adam Cole:

Love Me Harder: Based on an unofficial request from @hiitsmecharlie​after I posted about maybe opening requests. If this goes well I’ll consider opening requests.

"He falls for (y/n) and he’s flirty towards her but she’s a shy girl and she doesn’t open up easily, and is nothing like the women he’s used to, only one night stands, so he needs to step up his game and fight for her."

Part 1  Part 2 Part 3

Seth Rollins:

Comeback: A barbecue at Roman’s house causes old flames to run into each other. There’s a lot to sort out before they can move forward.

Tell Me You Love Me: So.... I have another idea. I don't know what it is about Demi Lovato, but she is just giving me great ideas! "Tell Me You Love Me" and ANGST ANGST ANGST!!! Seth and the reader are fwb's and while he wants to make it more, she is scared to make it official. They're all out one night and he sees her dancing with some guy and gets pissed. They fight and it ends with him saying "tell me you love me..."Requested by: @ caramara3

Part 1 Part 2

More than Friends:

OMG YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN! Seth Rollins. Seth and (Y/N) have been best friends for years, he has had feelings for her all that time and is just so sweet and cute to her. He gets jealous when she accepts to go out on a date with Baron. Roman tries to enter some sense into him. Angsty/fluff (you know me haha), maybe smutty. Hope this is clear. Thank you! Requested by @heeltothequeen

Corey Graves:

Leave Your Mark: A visit to the tattoo shop in Corey’s hometown leads to the reader and Corey growing closer. But, how close is too close and when will the truth come out?

Sunshine and Sugar:  Hello!! If you wouldn't mind I'd like to request a story!! I can't make up my mind between Aleister Black and Corey Graves, but I think something cute and fluffy for either would be nice!!! Thank you so much!! Oh! I really like cuddles and head kisses!!! Early mornings just waking up and tracing tattoos... I'm looking forward to seeing what you create!!! I'm sure it'll be spectacular!! Thank you!!!

Requested by: @vampire-kitty13

TJ Perkins

More Than a Game: Reader and TJ are friends but when he sees her in a new light he decides he wants to know more. Will this work out or ruin their friendship?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Pete Dunne:

This Means War:  Pete and the reader run into each other a year after you had a fling that was both intense but neither of you had put a label on it. You’d let it die slowly, no real closure but no real wounds. Pete approaches the reader for another chance.

Jealous: The reader has feelings for Pete but he seems to like things the way they are. What happens when jealousy rears its ugly head and it makes both parties confess things they didn’t dare to previously?

Safe:  Ok so I have another idea but I don't know if you would write it though. It deals with the reader being in an abusive relationship and Pete Dunne sorta rescuing her from it. How about if the reader is getting back into the whole dating scene after getting out of an abusive relationship and Trent and Tyler set her up on a blind date with Pete? And say maybe one night they're all out and she sees her ex and Pete goes into full protect mode followed by some fluffy smut? 

Requested by @caramara3

Tommaso Ciampa:

New In Town: Based on an unofficial request from @sonjashuterbugjohnson

“Y/N is at a bar and this guy won’t leave her alone, keeps trying to buy her drinks. She goes up to Tommaso and his group, asks him to pretend to be her boyfriend, things go from there”

The Road Less Traveled: Requested by @ sonjashuterbugjohnson

Hello! I have a request hopefully it’s not a rambling mess. Y/N and Tommaso Ciampa have a love hate relationship. They are forced to ride together and get snowed in at the hotel. Sharing a room/Bed confessions of feeling all the hits! As smutty as you are comfortable with.

So In Love With Two:

Story Summary:

Prompt: Y/N and Tommaso used to date but had a bad break up. They still have feelings for each other Y/n decides to move on he does not take that well. Jealousy Angst arguing and Make up sex......... (And with further elaboration and discussion) Yes! She and Tommaso used to date but she starts to get close to Johnny over the loss of him. She realizes that there are feelings for both poly for everyone!  (She moves in with Johnny after the breakup). 

Johnny X Reader X Tommaso

Requested by @sonjashuterbugjohnson​

Dean Ambrose:

Weathering The Storm:

Part of the Dog Days of Summer Fic Writing Challenge by @sammiielli and @fan-fiction-galore

Summary: Dean Ambrose x Reader.  Prompts below:

Quote: “I will go through you if I have to- I am leaving.” 

Location: Lakefront cottage

Situation: Power outage and stranded

 Baron Corbin:

Dancing with The Wolf:

Story Summary: Baron Corbin and the reader are sort-of friends. What happens when they grow closer and Corey is all for his friends getting together?

Part 1 Part 2

Neville

Need You

Story Summary: Set the night Neville loses the title to Enzo. Reader goes to comfort Neville. 

Elias Samson

Eye on You

Story Summary: Anon Request -- Hey! Could you write a fluff where Elias has had his eyes on you ever since you came up to the main roster. And that he seems to be there when all the other wrestlers would flirt with you but they would stop as soon as he got there. And then he confesses his feelings to you. Yikes. This sounded better in my head. I understand if you don’t want to write it. But thanks anyway 😘 you’re an incredible writer.

A Gentleman’s Invitation

Prompt:  Hey! I love your writing so much! Could I request an Elias story where y/n (plus size if you can) has a huge crush on him and all her friends know about it and they always try to push them together but they never succeed until one day there’s a long plane ride where the only empty seat is next to Elias and while at first flustered they have a great conversation but y/n falls asleep on his shoulder and he wakes her up at the end and she’s embarrassed about it but he says she looked cute sleeping.

Requested by Anonymous

Beautiful on You

Prompt:  I just thought of an Elias fic, if this is up your alley. I’ve noticed he wears a lot of floral scarves so maybe the reason he wears them is his signal to his girl that he’s thinking of her? Or maybe it started as a joke between them and now she just keeps getting him floral scarves and he just wears them because she got them for him? And if you care to make it smutty instead of just fluffy maybe they can use one of his scarves as a restraint or a blindfold? Sorry if this idea is a mess.

Requested by @secretagentfangirl

Andrade Cien Almas

My Champion

Story Summary: Can you try writing for Andrade? l know you haven’t written him yet but I’m sure it will come out great if the inspiration hits. l was thinking a fic that’s fluffy and angsty (smut optional or even implied) that takes place just after he won the NXT championship and the reader is feeling a little threatened by his working relationship with Zelina Vega (because she’s gorgeous and was there for him immediately after winning and there was that time he was “known” for being a party boy/player) 

Requested by @secretagentfangirl

Johnny Gargano

So In Love With Two:

Story Summary:

Prompt: Y/N and Tommaso used to date but had a bad break up. They still have feelings for each other Y/n decides to move on he does not take that well. Jealousy Angst arguing and Make up sex......... (And with further elaboration and discussion) Yes! She and Tommaso used to date but she starts to get close to Johnny over the loss of him. She realizes that there are feelings for both poly for everyone!  (She moves in with Johnny after the breakup).

Johnny X Reader X Tommaso

Requested by @sonjashuterbugjohnson

Drew Gulak

Take Me Home

Story Summary: 

Y/N and Drew Gulak have been friends for a long time and while her crush lingers she is glad to be his friend and by his side through all the ups and downs. After his loss to Mustafa Ali in Dallas on March 20th Drew is brokenhearted. Even more so when the flight home to Philadelphia to see his family is canceled. Y/N sees a chance to help her friend so she alters her plans to help him out. How will this change their relationship?

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Kyle O’Reilly

Strong and Faithful

Prompt: Hey! I was wondering if you could write me something?  I would love a Kyle O’Reilly one because there’s hardly anything on here for him. I was thinking maybe she’s dating Adam but she’s always been in love with Kyle and he’s always been in love with her but neither of them know that and then she finds out Adam cheated on her and goes and gets really drunk or something with a bunch of other wrestlers and her and Kyle are dancing really sexy with each other and maybe leads to smut and a confession. If you don’t wanna write smut that’s okay I can try and think of something else? I love your writing by the way!

Requested by: @shieldgirl95

Roman Reigns

Someday

Prompt: Hmm... let me think. I'm kinda thinking about maybe some angst fluff smut with Roman Reigns. Only if that's ok with you. Maybe he and the reader broke up a few years ago because he couldn't commit to her. Now she's started a 'fling' with Jason Jordan. RoRo gets jealous seeing them, makes a scene, and the reader goes to his room to confront him about it. Feelings are revealed, fluffy stuff followed by smutty things maybe???

Requested by: @caramara3

Ricochet

Remember When

Prompt:

I need some Ricochet fics in my life like you have NO IDEA!!!! Ok so here's the idea: both the reader and Ricochet had a thing way back in the indies but it ended once the reader got signed to WWE. So when they see each other again for the first time since at TakeOver: War Games, he meets up with her back at her hotel room to talk about them and why they ended it. Things escalate quickly and smut ensues back at reader's hotel room.

Requested by: @caramara3

[easyobsession]

DWTS24: WEEK 2 (Lo Recaps)

Why is it in life that when one crazy thing happens, ALL the crazy things must then happen? Chaos City is my current location, yet here I sit giving you a recap because I’m such a goddamn good person. You’re welcome.

This recap starts right now.

Also PS before we get started I just want to say that again I didn’t watch the show live. I was going to, but changed my mind at the last minute and decided to watch RAW because Wrestlemania is Sunday (and because I wanted to see my bae Seth Rollins cut an epic promo, which you can BET YOUR ASS HE DID). ANYWAY. I’m caught up, I’m here, I’m giving you this recap and diving right in.

NANCY AND ARTEM. CHA CHA, 7777=28/40.

Her movements are still a little stiff overall, but I thought this was a huge improvement from last week. You can tell Nancy is more comfortable on the dance floor now that she’s gotten over the initial jitters and she’s having fun. Some of her steps looked a bit wide and yeah, she almost fell at the end. But big picture? Much better. And I know she said she has a hard time taking compliments, but she needs to get used to it because the girl looked HOT AS HELL. YOU GO, NANCY. I’ll talk about the scores more at the end.

ERIKA AND GLEB. FOXTROT. 7777=28/40.

I really, really like this woman. She’s fierce as hell and does not give a fuck if you aren’t on her side. She is shameless, fearless, and completely fierce. And I like that she and Gleb aren’t changing their style. I respect it. When I first imagined a sexy foxtrot, I’ll admit I was hesitant about it. But they pulled it off with class and elegance and I actually really loved it. I like watching Erika dance. Even with a few stumbles, she’s light on her feet and the girl can move. Straight sevens were too low. She deserved at least one 8. I’m calling bullshit.

CHARO AND KEO. PASO. 6676=25/40.

Another Latin dance. Okay, great. But I’m curious to see how she does in ballroom since Latin is her natural forte. For me, this routine fell flat. The more I watched, the more obvious it was that she just kind of followed Keo around the floor and moved her feet really fast without doing many legitimate steps.  For me, this was worse than last week and I wasn’t impressed. I would have given a 5. #SorryNotSorry And extra points lost for the shower puff on her head. What the hell?

NICK AND PETA. FOXTROT. 7576=25/40.

If I didn’t know him, I’d like him. But based on pure principal, I can’t quite be a fan. Regardless, he did alright. He’s light on his feet, which was good, but the airplane arms were in full effect tonight and he missed a step in the middle, which sort of threw him off the rest of the number. I actually agree with Len and Julianne- the number was hectic and for Nick, Peta needs to focus more on finessing his every step rather than a lot of choreography. Some of his movements came off almost better suited for a paso or something because they were too rough. But seriously, Len gives him a 5 and Charo a 6? Even I’m calling bullshit on that one.

HEATHER AND ALAN.* JIVE. 8688=30/40.

Lo is making her sad face right now. POOR MAKSY. But thank god for Alan and major props to him for learning the routine in a day. #boss  By the time this routine ended, I had a huge smile on my face. She looks like a pro out there. I loved the hip hop section but I’ll be fair- it shouldn’t have been there, or at least not so much. It reminded me off Sabrina Bryan’s first dance back in season 5- remember that? Mark put in a hip hop section and just like Heather, Sabs looked flawless. But it wasn’t a straight cha cha. Save the specialties for the freestyle. That being said, I think it’s clear that this girl could do damn near anything and make it look amazing. Hopefully Maks gets better soon because I love watching him jive almost as much as Val, so my fingers are crossed.

BONNER AND SHARNA. WALTZ. 8687=29/40.

It was pretty. It was really, really, pretty. Sharna’s choreo is always on point and this routine was no exception. She looked stunning and to be honest, she could be dancing with a broomstick and I’d watch every week. Bonner did WAY BETTER than last week. He had a good frame and seemed a lot lighter on his feet, even if he looked a little stiff. It was clear that he got frazzled a bit, but overall I thought it was an improvement. The 8s were a little much for me, but I think the 6 was uncalled for. I give applause to Cowboy!Jasper Hale. (SOMEONE AGREE WITH ME. HE LOOKS LIKE JACKSON RATHBONE, YES???)

SIMONE AND SASHA. CHA CHA. 7778=29/40.

I really do adore their partnership. And I love that Sasha is pushing her, because she can handle it and I think it’s what she’s used to. My issue with this routine is that it felt like she was thinking too much. I’ll admit, when the celebs are good dancers I have a tendency to judge them harder than others, but that’s also the reason I 99% of the time want them to win the whole damn thing. This wasn’t the best. Her arms were a little high when she pointed them and it almost came off as though she was trying too hard. Simone needs to work on accepting that she’s already a great dancer and she’s more than capable of doing the steps; she just needs to take a breath and have fun.  

CHRIS AND WITNEY. JAZZ. 6565=22/40.

Sigh. I mean… I think what my biggest issue is with this dance is that I didn’t GET IT. The costumes and theme didn’t mesh with the song or the style and then all of that combined with his jerky movements (his posture killed me, jesus lord almighty) just didn’t work. Like Simone, Chris comes off like he’s trying too hard to please the crowd. His jokes tend to be awkward and uncomfortable because he’s trying so hard not to mess up or at least make light of his mistakes. I give him mad credit just like all the rest for getting out there, but this fell flat and for me, 6s were a gift because I wouldn’t have been so kind. Sorry honey.

NORMANI AND VAL. CHA CHA. 8888=32/40.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAL!!! So much love for that man, I swear it’s an illness. Anyway, this week Normani’s band is in Japan, which means a full schedule on the other side of the world. How this girl managed to not only get through the routine, but look DAMN GOOD while doing so is beyond me. She was fierce as hell and despite some iffy arm positions not unlike Simone, I was amazed. Also, her hair put hearts in my eyes. #WANT Awesome job to them. Seriously. Also Val’s comment about vampire blood killed me. xoxoxo

RASHAD AND EMMA. VIENESSA WALTZ. 8888=32/40.

Well DAMN. Okay then. First of all, “It hurt, but it should. Because that means it was real.” I LOVE that. He is so sweet and deep and he’s okay with being sensitive, and I’m diggin’ it. As for the dance, HE’S SMOOTH! I was like, ‘okay boy! Go ahead!’ I agree with Bruno about his hands, he needs to watch them, but overall very nice. Yes sir.

MR. T. AND KYM. PASO. 6565=22/40.

I mean… let’s just call it like it is: his posture is shot, he didn’t do a whole lot of moving. Was it better than last week? Yes. He seemed to keep up more. I think it was lucky that he got a dance that requires less fluidity and more impact with movements, unlike if he were to get a waltz or something along those lines. But good for Kym for being a rockstar and good for him for going out there and giving it his all.

DAVID AND LINDSAY. CHA CHA. 7677=27/40.

He is so much fun. I love watching him. I will say though, this didn’t go too well. Mouthing the words to the song distracted him almost the entire routine and for a good portion of the number I actually forgot what style they were supposed to be dancing because there wasn’t enough ballroom content. I get wanting to play into the theme and the song and go all out, but it just wasn’t very good in my book. Lindsay looked gorgeous as hell though, and I still love David.

THE ELIMINATION.

I’m not going to harp on this for very long. Again, I applaud every single person to ever go out there and try their hardest. And Chris gave it his all. That being said, we all know it was the right call. But good on him for doing it.

That’s it. There you go. As usual, this hasn’t been proofed but it is in fact written. You’re welcome.

I’m on the social medias @lauthom93 HMU if you’re brave or just want to witness my train wreck of a life up close.

If you people need me, I’ll be anxiously awaiting seeing my two baes dominate Sunday night at Mania. (#ActualShamelessRolleignsTrash)

Until next week, I send you love, hugs, and a big ole kiss right on the cheek. I’ll let you choose which one. ;)

Lo out.

[sweeter-than-ambrosia]

"Odhran, do you remember in the early 30′s when you and I had a torrid summer love affair, where I laid with you on the docks of the ocean with danger in our hearts as the sun was rising, but your hands--” 

“That never fuckin’ happened! You got blackout drunk and kissed me because you wanted to make Franz angry after he’d broken up with ya a week before, and all the ‘laying’ we did together was you, on my bed, rollin’ about and whining while I folded the washing, which is exactly what is happening right now, for god’s sake. You’d think after 90 fuckin’ years--- If you want to date someone so bad, go out and do it.” 

“What about you, then!! You have not even looked at a person since you were married, and yet you like to sit around and feel sad--” 

“I don’t like bein’ sad, I didn’t get picked up by some prettyboy in a forest who turned me ‘cause I was cute, I got made a vampire so I could be a contractually obligated house boy for a witch for a hundred fuckin years, who just happened to get bored ‘a me and hand me off to a fuckin Austrian con man and the gayest fuckin lunatic--” 

“You be NICE to Franz, he treated you better than the witch ever would and you know that! He gave you--Sorry, Addie, have you been here this whole time...?” 

“Yep. You guys done? Cause you’re laying on my shirts, Mords. Gonna get your melodrama all over them.” 

[wwecreaturesofdarkness]

Make A Choice

be easy on me. this is the first one i’ve done for others to read.

Seth-vampire/Baron-werewolf

REader-vampire

word count 1,069

 You stood outside Baron Corbin’s locker room. You had a bone to pick with him and he knew it too. Ever since you and Seth Rollins started hanging out more, your werewolf best friend seemed a little jealous. You couldn’t help but think it was the normal folk lore feud of vampire vs werewolf, but then he wouldn’t want anything to do with you either.

“Y/n?” Baron opened the door wide eyed. His hair was pulled up in his beanie.

“Corbin,” you folded your arms across your chest. “We need to talk.”

“I can’t right now moonbeam.”

You shivered at the sound of his pet name for you. He always told you that you were the only thing more beautiful then his beloved moon. You knew what that rushed tone meant.

“I don’t give a damn we are talking.” You pushed your hand into his chest to push him back.

“The moon?” he acted like he wanted you off him but he didn’t try too hard. “I’ve got like 15 mintues to get to safety.”

“Yea and I had a really great date planned before someone decided to go tell a certain vampire that a certain werewolf has tried laying his claim.” You slammed the door behind you. “That wasn’t your place Baron.”

“Look baby girl I got this. Seth is a monster-“

Your eyes widened. You half chuckled and stared at him before he could finish his sentence. “Says the one who has to run off during a moon phase.”

Normally you were no match to him especially on a full moon night, but tonight was different. You pushed him back again and stared him down. “What’s your deal?” his golden eyes formed an answer, but his mouth never moved. He fumbled with his car keys and messed with his jacket.

“One time Baron, one time. I needed to feed and you are the only one who gets that.” He made you feel guilty. In fact everytime you saw him he made you crave him. The way he walked down the hall staring like no one could stand in his way, the way his skinny jeans fit perfectly showing his budge and perfect ass. You shivered again thinking of it, feeling a longing in the pit of your stomach but  tried to keep eye contact.

“That’s all I ever am to you.” He bit his lip. “A dog toy, a little play mate to have when ever you need a good time.” He raised his voice. “Now you have a bloodsucker, so you and Seth can go be leeches somewhere else.”

He slammed his hand against the wall. He had backed you into a corner and was towering over you. He was breathing heavy and you could smell his phase starting. His eyes flashed a deeper gold then you had ever seen. He free hand raied up and found your cheek. For a werewolf he seemed to be gentle around you. He stared into your eyes for a moment then turned quickly and grabbed his bag and was out the door. You stood in the locker room for a moment still shocked by how he acted. He never really stood up to you, he always was so calm and cool around you, but tonight he was different.

 “Maybe it’s the moon phase.” Seth bit into his hamburger.

You decided to go through with your date with Seth because you needed to take your mind away from Baron. Seth knew how close you were to Baron so he didn’t seem to mind you asking his thoughts on it. You were on the way back to the hotel when he finally gave you his thoughts on the whole thing

“He is a dude and dudes have needs.” Seth answered with a mouth full of food. “Sounds like he wanted you to fill those.” You rolled your eyes at that answer.

You thought you would make it the rest of the night without seeing The Lone Wolf, but there he stood next to your hotel room. He face was covered in what seemed to be dirt and his hair was a tangled mess. He looked like he got inot a fight with another wolf. He looked up when he caught your scent. Seth squeezed your arm tighter.

“I want to talk to both of you.” He paused and looked at Seth. “NOW!” Baron slid his key card and opened your hotel room. He seemed to growl as you walked past him. You threw your bag on the dresser and turned to face the two men standing in your room.

They had the same stern look about them. Seth was leaning against the wall staring about Baron. Baron was watching you. Both seemed not to notice how you were avoiding their gazes.

“Y/n,” Baron paused. “I need you.”

“Too bad wolfie,” Seth smiled. “I need her too.”

Suddenly they both were at your side grabbing at you trying ot win you over. Both pressed themselves against you. Their budges hard against your thighs, them grabbing your breasts through your shirt

“Pick me,” Seth whispered in your ear, not taking his eyes off Baron. He squeezed harder.

“No,” Baron hissed in your other ear. “Pick your wolfie, moonbeam.” He licked the outer part of your ear.

You felt the rush starting and couldn’t help but smile that these two strong men, both seemed to want you and you alone.

“I want both of you.” You pulled away from them, noticing their eyes had changed. Baron’s were a deep amber and Seth’s were almost red. Both meaning they were ready for a fight

“What?” the both growled.

You pulled your shirt over your head exposing the black lace bra you knew drove them both crazy. You planned this, you knew they would fight over you, but you wanted both of them. you dropped to you knees and motioned for Baron to come ot you. You unbuttoned his pants and pulled them and his boxers down to his ankles exposing his member to you. You motion for Seth to stand next to him as you take Baron in your hand. With one hand you undo Seth’s pants and had them down with him in your other hand.

You took in Baron’s cock into your mouth slowly. You bobbed on it while still playing with Seth. You trade off on the two for a few moments before Baron grabs your head and shoves you down so you take him in fully.

“Fuck,” he moaned. He pulled your head back and pushed you towards Seth. “Hurry the fuck up and get on that bed.” Baron left you to Seth for a moment. You made sure to give him the same treatment then Seth grabbed your arm and threw you to Baron who was laying on the bed now naked.

Baron pulled you onto all 4’s.

“Really Wolf?” Seth looked at Baron, he too naked.

“Fuck off or I’ll keep her to myself.” Baron spread your legs and flicked his tounge against your clit. He slowly inserted a figner into your slit as Seth pulled your hair a bit. “You better not cum for him yet.” Seth leaned and whispered into your ear. You couldn’t help but moan.

“Keep her there.” Baron sat up and you could him rub against you as he thrust into you. You both moaned as he went deeper inside of you. You felt Seth’s finger against your clit as Baron pounded harder and harder. Each thrust sent you into frenzy. You could feel all of you clamping down tighter on Baron.

“I’m going to cum.” You growled at Baron.

Baron wrapped his arm around your waist sitting you up on him. His movements didn’t stop, but Seth was now in front of you. Baron’s free hand was around your throat holding you in place for him. Seth extended his fangs and bit into your breast causing you to release.

“Fuck,” your breathing was so heavy it seemed hard to even speak. Seth’s finger was still rubbing your clit as he drew blood from your breast. Baron gripped on you tighter as you felt his cock throb inside of you. He nipped at your neck as he pumped into you one last time moaning into your ear. Seth then grabbed you and turned you towards Baron.

“I don’t like seconds so you better come harder for me.” Seth bit your neck as he slid inside of you. You knew you were swollen but it made every motion feel better. Seth wrapped his arms around you much like Baron but he thrust harder as to not be out shown. Baron’s lips found yours as he pinched your nipple Seth didn’t bite. With every breath you moaned.

“Keep going.” You begged Seth. Baron grabbed you and pulled you back on all 4’s and shoved himself down your throat as you moaned. Seth slapped your ass and clawed down your back.

“Almost there baby.” Seth grabbed your hips and went faster. You felt yourself clamp down again and your juices flow over Seth.

Seth called out your name as he pulled your hips to him one last time. You felt his heat enter you and fill you. Baron pulled you up and kissed you roughly, you returned the favor by biting his neck hard enough draw blood. He then fell back on the bed. Seth grabbed you and did the same thing.

You lay between the two of them barely able to feel anything. Seth wrapped himself around you on one side and Baron on the other.

“So who was better?” Baron finally broke the silence.

“Yea, who are you picking?” Seth nuzzled against you.

You smiled. “I don’t know. I may need more time to figure this one out.”