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I really wish the "Vampire" theme were available on the app :/
#gopher rambles#the dark theme is too low contrast#but the goth rave theme is too high saturation for me#vampire is perfect.... black and white with a pop of red. timeless classic
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Phandom Pairing Master List
Here it is, folks! An updated/updating list of ships from Danny Phantom!
(Updated Mar. 25, 2020)
The purpose of this list is documentation and, more importantly, reference. Have a ship that you want to share, but don’t know what to tag it as? Well, this list is for you, so you can tag your pairings appropriately! Is there a ship out there that you despise, or are just uncomfortable about? Check this list to see if it has a name, and you can blacklist its tag!
Here’s how it’s set up: the list is divided into 3 categories. These categories are the Humans, the Ghosts, and the Ghosts/Humans; each category goes through in alphabetical order. Every pairing is either marked with [P] or [R] to indicate platonic or romantic.
You may notice that there are a decent handful of unnamed pairings; this is simply due to me being unable to find a pre-established name and/or coming up with one at this time. I hope to update this list over time until everything has at least one name.
Suggestions are more than welcome! Think of a pairing you didn’t see? Got a ship name? Throw them at me, and I’ll add them to the list.
Now, without further adieu, enjoy!
HUMANS (70)
Dani x Danny [P]: Double Trouble
Dani x Danny [R]: Sue Killer
Dani x Dash [R]: Carbon Copy Quarterback
Dani x Lancer [P]: Copy Grades
Dani x Tucker [R]: Cloned Romantic
Dani x Valerie [R]: Sweet Substitution, Vengeful Babes
Dani x Vlad [P]: Generic Brand, Oatmeal
Dani x Vlad [R]: Cream Cheese
Dani x Wes [R]: Clone Conspiracy
Danny x Dash [R]: Locker Bruise, Swagger Bishie, Teddy Ghost
Danny x Eliot [R]: Nu Goth
Danny x Jack [P]: Family Business
Danny x Jack [R]: The Wrong Sick
Danny x Jazz [P]: -
Danny x Jazz [R]: Sibling Secrets
Danny x Kwan [R]: Phantom Fumble
Danny x Lancer [P]: Assigned Care
Danny x Lancer [R]: Literature Lovers
Danny x Maddie [P]: Family Bonding, Maternal Instincts
Danny x Maddie [R]: Mama’s Boy, Motherly Love
Danny x Pamela [R]: Restrained Romance
Danny x Paulina [R]: Pink Astronaut, Shallow Sapphire
Danny x Sam [R]: Amethyst Ocean, Fake-out Make-out, Going Goth, Lovebirds, Violet Haze
Danny x Star [R]: Astro Physics, Phantom Satellite
Danny x Tucker [P]: Cyberspace
Danny x Tucker [R]: Savant Par
Danny x Valerie [R]: Gray Ghost
Danny x Vlad [P]: Badger Cereal
Danny x Vlad [R]: Endangered Species, Pompous Pep
Danny x Wes [R]: Unidentified Flying Ship (UFS)
Dash x Jazz [R]: Brain Over Brawn
Dash x Kwan [R]: Tight End
Dash x Paulina [R]: Makeup Honor
Dash x Sam [R]: Dumb Founded
Dash x Star [R]: All-Stars
Dash x Vlad [P]: College Fund
Dash x Vlad [R]: Go Packers
Eliot x Sam [R]: Gothic Ruse
Eliot x Tucker [R]: Nu Geek
Freakshow x Danny [R]: Pitched Tent, Publicity Stunt
Freakshow x Jazz [R]: Ghost Envy
Jack x Maddie [R]: Moronic Genius, Brain Cookies
Jack x Jazz [P]: -
Jack x Vlad [P]: -
Jack x Vlad [R]: Pac-Man
Jazz x Lancer [R]: Teacher’s Pet
Jazz x Paulina [P]: Miss Perfect
Jazz x Paulina [R]: Pretty Little Psycho
Jazz x Sam [R]: Kith Kin
Jazz x Tucker [R]: Techno Smarts
Jazz x Vlad [R]: Obsessive Meddler, Psycho Cereal
Kwan x Sam [P]: -
Kwan x Sam [R]: Jock Goth
Kwan x Star [R]: Sports Satellite
Kwan x Tucker [R]: Quacker
Kwan x Vlad [R]: Not So Useful Distraction
Lance Thunder x Lancer [R]: Lance Lancer
Maddie x Pamela [R]: Maternal Rivalry, Posh Scientist
Maddie x Vlad [R]: Spurned Affection
Paulina x Sam [P]: -
Paulina x Sam [R]: Evil Alliance, Fake-Up Make-Out, Goth Princess
Paulina x Star [P]: -
Paulina x Star [R]: Famous Satellite, Shallow Orbit
Paulina x Valerie [R]: Hunter’s Façade
Sam x Tucker [P]: Techno Goth
Sam x Tucker [R]: Ghost’s Absence, Veggie Burger
Sam x Valerie [R]: Hide N’ Seek
Sam x Vlad [R]: Gothic Vampire
Star x Tucker [R]: Twinkle Techno
Tucker x Valerie [R]: Hunter Silly, Tracking Device
Valerie x Vlad [R]: Misplaced Faith, Secret Disaster
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GHOSTS (52)
Amorpho x Ghost Writer [R]: Tricky Pseudonym
Amorpho x Walker [P]: Undercover Cop
Amorpho x Walker [R]: Tricky Prison
Aragon x Dora [P]: -
Aragon x Dora [R]: Girl In The Tower, Royal Bloodline, Timeless Love
Aragon x Pariah Dark [R]: -
Bertrand x Spectra [R]: Melancholy Assistance
Box Ghost x Lunch Lady [R]: Packaged Food
Box Lunch x Youngblood [P]: -
Box Lunch x Youngblood [R]: Pirate Food
Clockwork x Dan [P]: - House Arrest
Clockwork x Dan [R]: Meddling Minutes
Clockwork x Ghostwriter [R]: History Books
Clockwork x Nocturne [R]: Bed Time, Dream Time
Clockwork x Pariah Dark [R]: Dark Ages
Clockwork x Walker [R]: Doing Time
Dairy King x Lunch Lady [R]: -
Dan x Ghost Writer [R]: Blood Red Ink
Dan x Nocturne [R]: Worst Nightmare
Dan x Pariah Dark [R]: Dark Dark
Desiree x Dora [R]: Royal Wishes
Desiree x Ember [R]: Hot December
Desiree x Pandora [R]: Mythical Wishes
Desiree x Skulker [R]: Traps Desired
Desiree x Spectra [R]: Painful Desires
Desiree x Technus [R]: Talkative Treacherous, Talkative Treachery
Desiree x Walker [R]: Guard Granter
Dora x Lydia [R]: Dragon Tattoo
Dora x Pandora [R]: Dora^2, Panned Doras
Dora x Poindexter [P]: -
Dora x Poindexter [R]: Retro Movie Do, Retro Movie Faire
Ember x Ghost Writer [R]: Burning Pages, Punk Poet, Written Memory
Ember x Johnny [P]: Rebel Youth
Ember x Johnny [R]: Flame’s Shadow
Ember x Kitty [P]: Girl’s Night
Ember x Kitty [R]: Pussycat Dolls
Ember x Skulker [P]: Punk Metal
Ember x Skulker [R]: Hunter’s Flame
Ember x Youngblood [P]: Pirate Sitting
Ember x Youngblood [R]: Punk Rock
Fright Knight x Pariah Dark [R]: All The King’s Men
Ghost Writer x Johnny [R]: Unlucky Author
Ghost Writer x Nocturne [R]: Goodnight Moon
Ghost Writer x Skulker [R]: Gun Magazine
Ghost Writer x Technus [R]: Science Fiction
Ghost Writer x Walker [R]: Penslammeter, Prison Journal
Johnny x Kitty [R]: Black Cat
Nocturne x Pariah Dark [R]: Delusions Of Grandeur
Skulker x Technus [P]: -
Skulker x Technus [R]: Electric Hunter, Generator, Sparks
Spectra x Walker [R]: Insane Asylum, Psyche Ward
Walker x Wulf [R]: Esperanto Code Of Conduct
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GHOSTS/HUMANS (77)
Amorpho x Danny [R]: Anonymity Park
Aragon x Danny [R]: Royal Pain
Box Ghost x Danny [R]: Boxed Phantom
Clockwork x Danny [P]: Lost Time
Clockwork x Danny [R]: Temporal Trust
Clockwork x Jazz [R]: Timely Intelligence
Dairy King x Vlad [P]: Cheese Head
Dairy King x Vlad [R]: Lactose Intolerance
Dan x Dani [P]: -
Dan x Dani [R]: Young Bloodthirst
Dan x Danny [P]: New Beginnings
Dan x Danny [R]: Enslaved Exemplar, Haunted Past
Dan x Freakshow [R]: Control, Dark Side
Dan x Maddie [P]: -
Dan x Maddie [R]: Oedipus Complex
Dan x Paulina [R]: Pitiful Delusion
Dan x Sam [R]: Evil Goth
Dan x Valerie [R]: Dark Gray
Dan x Vlad [P]: The Imperfect Son
Dan x Vlad [R]: Bitterly Broken, Doubly Evil
Dani x Ember [P]: Kid’s Bop
Dani x Ember [R]: Platinum Punk
Dani x Youngblood [P]: Play Date
Dani x Youngblood [R]: Young Love
DannyF x DannyP [P]: Oreo Cookie, Phriendship, Pitch Pals
DannyF x DannyP [R]: Pitch Pearl, Photogenic Narcissus
Danny x Desiree [R]: Haunting Desire
Danny x Dora [R]: Phantom Dragon
Danny x Ember [P]: Baby Pop
Danny x Ember [R]: Phantom Rocker
Danny x Fright Knight [R]: Halloween Phantom
Danny x Frostbite [P]: -
Danny x Ghost Writer [R]: Iambic Prose
Danny x Johnny 13 [R]: Lucky Accident
Danny x Kitty [R]: Phantom Feline
Danny x Lunch Lady [R]: Ghostly Menu
Danny x Nocturne [P]: Restless Spirit
Danny x Nocturne [R]: Teenage Dream
Danny x Poindexter [P]: Locker Buddies
Danny x Poindexter [R]: Noodle Nerds
Danny x Shadow [R]: Phantom Shadows
Danny x Skulker [P]: Cat and Mouse
Danny x Skulker [R]: Callous Query
Danny x Spectra [R]: Phantom Psychology
Danny x Technus [P]: Voltaic Potential
Danny x Technus [R]: Cosmic Cyborg
Danny x Walker [P]: Space Cadet
Danny x Walker [R]: Ghostly Prisoner, Jailbait, Jailbird
Danny x Wulf [P]: Howling Moon
Danny x Wulf [R]: White Fang
Ember x Freakshow [R]: Dark Fire, The Freak Behind Blue Eyes
Ember x Paulina [R]: Perfect Pitch, Pitch Perfect
Ember x Sam [R]: Indie Rock, Somber Sear
Freakshow x Johnny 13 [R]: Hypnotic Shadows, Spaghetti And Meatballs
Freakshow x Lydia [R]: Circus Freaks
Fright Knight x Vlad [R]: New Master
Ghost Writer x Jazz [P]: Mindful Fiction
Ghost Writer x Jazz [R]: Classic Cliché
Ghost Writer x Sam [P]: Poetic Tale
Ghost Writer x Sam [R]: Purple Prose
Ghost Writer x Vlad [R]: Tireless Dedication
Jazz x Ember [R]: Hypno-Therapy
Jazz x Kitty [R]: Feline Grace
Jazz x Spectra [R]: Psycho Analysis
Jazz x Technus [R]: Techno Babble
Lancer x Spectra [R]: School Spirit
Lunch Lady x Tetslaff [R]: Butch-ers, Steak Sit-Ups
Sam x Undergrowth [P]: Gothic Garden, Green Thumb, Over Goth
Skulker x Vlad [P]: Bounty’s Reward
Skulker x Vlad [R]: Hunter’s Gains
Spectra x Vlad [R]: Misery Motivated
Technus x Tucker [P]: Tech Buddies
Technus x Tucker [R]: PDA, Techno Geeks, Technological Advancement
Technus x Vlad [R]: Mad Scientist
Vlad Masters x Vlad Plasmius [R]: Striking Fear
Vlad x Walker [P]: Tax Evasion
Vlad x Walker [R]: Bail Money
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The 20 Coolest RPG & DND Dice Sets
If you haven't heard of the iconic game Dungeons and Dragons, you must be living under a rock with the moss and gnomes.
Just in case you have some questions, here is a short description of what Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) is and why it is so amazing!
The core of D&D is storytelling. You and your friends tell a story together, guiding your heroes through quests for treasure, battles with deadly foes, daring rescues, courtly intrigue, and much more.
You can also explore the world of Dungeons & Dragons through any of the novels written by its fantasy authors, as well as engaging board games and immersive video games. All of these stories are part of D&D.
Pretty great, right? Who wouldn't want to play?
One of the best parts of playing D&D is creating your unique character. Once you have your character all set to go, there is one more thing you may need.
Your very own set of unique dice! Put on your robe and wizard hat, because we have a list of the coolest D&D RPG Dice Sets!
The 20 Coolest RPG and D&D Dice Sets
1. Ragnar's Bone Dice
The name alone should give you an indication of how epic this design is. After years of research and trials, they have perfected this design that will call right to your medieval senses.
Unique, Timeless, Stunning, and built to make you feel like a Warrior. The Ragnar's Bone Dice sets encompass everything you could ever want in a personalized set of dice. Can you imagine pulling a set of these out to roll during your campaign?
2. Clanggedin's Battle Gear Battle Worn Gold Metal Dice
If you are looking for a battle-worn design with a touch of steampunk, this is the set for you!
This set of dice set contains easy to read numbers encased by gears. This gives it that slight steampunk aspect we were referring to. The battle-worn detailing comes in the smaller grid-like etching on all surfaces of the dice.
The rustic gold adds to those antique touches. This would fit into both a medieval or a more modernized D&D campaign!
3. Pheasant's Flower Resin Dice Set
They are beautifully crafted for those flower lovers out there! This set would be absolutely perfect for Aerith of Final Fantasy VII.
This set is a clear resin that is encasing individual bulbs of flowers within. The flowers are of a reddish copper color with some green leaf still attached. The engraved numbers are bright white, so they are an easily legible contrast.
Bring the love of flowers and nature to your next DnD match with this beautiful set!
4. Cleric's Domain Aqua and Bronze Metal Dice
If Poseidon was playing some underwater D&D in Atlantis, then this is the set that he would use.
The Cleric's Domain Aqua and Bronze Metal dice set are an impressive D&D set to add to your collection. The turquoise color really pops against the bright copper and accentuates the numbers.
The shine of the copper metal combined with the vibrant color lands this set on our list for any of those looking for unique dice for their adventure.
5. Paladins Crusade Charlemagne’s Court Metal Dice
A set of dice that is genuinely worthy of King Arthur's Court. Paladin's crusade set is not your average set of dice! They are much larger and heavier than your average metal set so that you cannot doubt that you will be victorious in battle!
This set combines color, detail, and unique style. The numbers themselves have a unique scripting design that adds to the intricate detail of the dice. The unique gold scripting is surrounded by a royal blue and accented with a fiery red. Each piece is then encased in a beautiful bright gold.
Grab your sword and shield because this set is ready to do battle!
6. Black and Copper Enamel Coated Metal Dice
This set may inspire the inner villain in you. The Black and Copper Enamel Coated Metal Dice set is both dark and mysterious with a hint of flare.
The colors play off of each other nicely, which makes the set itself is quite eye-catching. With it being enamel coated, it has a glossy shine that makes the black against the copper pop.
If you want a sleek and mysterious looking set to roll, check this one out!
7. Dragonborn Breath Acrylic Dice Set
With this set, there will be no doubt that you are the Dragonborn. You can Fus-Ro-Dah while you roll these dice across the table.
This set was made with a mix of an ashen grey and a fiery orange that are carefully swirled together to give the appearance of Dragon's breath. The set is finished off with engraved gold numbers. A truly perfect combination.
If you love Skyrim, Dragons, and everything in between, then you need this set.
8. Ruby Ziosite Stone Dice
The inner elven warrior in you would love to get their hands on this next set.
The Ruby Zoisite Stone dice has a beautiful crystalized mix of greens and golds with different pigmentation mixed without. The numbers are engraved with bright gold.
This stone truly looks as if they were carved out of the elven lands of Lord of the Rings.
9. Acacia Wood Dice Set
Both traditional and functional, the Acacia wooden dice set is both classical and practical for all of your DnD needs.
The darkened numbers are engraved in the wood with a darker tone, which gives it a very natural look. The tone of the wood itself is lighter in color and looks as if it was just carved from the forest trees.
This set is perfect for the light of heart looking for a simple and natural dice set.
10. Clanggedin's Battle Gear Blue and Silver Metal Dice
We are back to our sets of intricate battle dice with another set from the Clanggedin collection.
The darker blue against the bright silver gives a more modern tone than that of the brass. The numbers in this set are bright silver and also surrounded by a silver gear design.
While still having that old-world feel, this set will still a bright and fresh look to the board.
11. Red Tiger Eye Stone Dice
Mysterious, dark, and sleek. The Red Tiger Eye Stone Dice set will grab the player's attention. Was it built in the fires of Mordor? We will never know.
The stone itself is darkened with red hues and adorned with engraved gold numbering. They are finished off with a very polished look.
This is one of those sets you will have to see for yourself to truly appreciate.
12. Nebula Galaxy Collection Acrylic Dice Set
You will be prepared to have an intergalactic battle with this set of dice.
The pieces contain multiple different pigments of browns, blues, and greys. They also have a slight adornment of sparkle mixed within as well. The numbers are engraved in bright gold.
These will be an awesome set to blast across the table at your next D&D game!
13. Cloudy Skies Enamel Coated Metal Dice Set
Both beautiful and bold, these are worthy of a roll by Rinoa's hand.
These dice contain a mix of bright blue and white resembling that of, you guessed it, a cloudy sky! They are encased with a copper-colored metal lining which matches the copper numbers. The entire set is resin-coated to add a nice shine.
Make sure to take a look at this set if you want that light and airy look to your dice.
14. Ebony Wood Dice
This set feels relaxing and natural with its darker wood tones.
The dice have darker staining to them, which complements and brings out the detailing in the wood. The numbers are engraved in a bright white coloring for ease of use.
This is another set that is perfect for lovers of the forest.
15. Peace Jade Stone Dice
Yet another set that would be both stunning for play and display. The Peace Jade Stone Set reminds me of Ancient Greece.
If you like to dabble in Greek Mythology, or just love the look of marble, this set will be right up your alley. Multiple tones of grey and white marble are adorned with golden numbering.
Both simplistic and eye-catching this set would be approved by Zeus himself.
16. Black and Wine Dual Enamel Coated Metal Dice
I could imagine that a Vampire would enjoy playing a game of DnD with this next set of dice!
The Black and Wine coloring of this set makes it both dark and beautiful. The wine color gives it a reddish-purple hue and is surrounded by black metal with black metal numbers.
This is quite the stunning set for any D&D game or Vampire enthusiast!
17. Blue Turquoise Stone Dice Set
The name of this next one speaks for itself. The coloring of this Stone Dice is absolutely pristine.
This set dons a deep but bright stone turquoise color that truly stands out. The black numbers ingrained in the dice pop against the vibrant blue tone.
This set is simply an amazing statement piece that would stand out regardless of the D&D character that you create in your campaign!
18. Bronze Chrome Metal Dice Set
If you love the shine of copper coins in the vault at Gringotts, then we have found your next set!
This set is gleaming and eye-catching. It is a single color of all copper with engraved black numbering. This set is incredible enough to be mistaken for Goblin currency!
Give these a roll across the table and see how they shine!
19. Multi-Color Rainbow Wood Dice
A wooden set that would amuse the fairies! The Multi-Color Rainbow Wood Dice set is both unique and natural.
The natural wood graining shows through each individual layer of color. The dice are also adorned with engraved white numbering.
This set is truly unique and would be worthy of any D&D game, or fairy shelf.
20. Blue Aluminum Dice
Our last set is a bright and bold, modern statement set. The blue Aluminum Dice!
While being available in many colors, the Blue Aluminum has an eye-catching hue that cannot be ignored. It is a deep blue with white number engraving.
This is a perfect dice set for anyone that enjoys adding a modern flair to their tabletop gaming session.
Roll the Dice!
There are an innumerable amount of options for how many different sets of dice are available. This list is just the tip of the amazing DnD dice options that are out there!
Maybe you are new to DnD and need your first set? Or are you an avid collector of dice and enjoy having a set for each character you create?
The options and possibilities are endless! My favorite thing to do is look through them all and see which sets call to me the most. That has been the best way to select my first sets of dice.
Whether it be Dragons and Knights, or Fairies and Elves, your perfect dice set is waiting out there for you just waiting for you to make your first roll.
Which dice set on the list is your favorite?
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PURGATORIALE,GUERRA!DON’T BE STUPID!VENEZUELA!I’M OBLIVIOUSLY CONFIDENT SO I INJECT HEROIN IN MY VEINS BECAUSE THE THIN LINE OF EVERY SECOND!I BECAME ME!I’M A HECKA LITTLE MAMI THAT FIRE CRACK BEKUHZA THA WARFARE!I’LL NEVER BETRAY MY CHILDHOOD!AIN’T NOTHING GOING TO HAPPEN!CLÁT!SATAN IS A JAPANESE METAPHOR!MY HORRIFYINGLY ANSWERED CODED DESPERATE CATHOLIC PRAYERS OF BEING AN ASSASSIN MUSLIM WORSHIPING WHITE GIRLS!I NEVER ASKED TO BE PROMINENT I’M REBELLIOUS I’M GUNNING DOWN PSYCHICS!HIGH END EVERYTHING,DRUGS!DEADLY BOMB EXPLOSIONS!EXHIBIT 0:MY OBSERVING OF THE DEFLOWERING OF A VIRGINAL GODDESS!I REALLY SMOKE BLUNTS BECAUSE I’M A DEPRESSING COWBOY.THE EMOTIONAL MISMATCHING AGAINST MY WISHES BECOMES COMPUTERS!IT IS SUICIDE!THE DISTORTED MEMORIES!I’M ETERNALLY BEAUTIFUL AND I’M ALWAYS ALONE WITH MY GUNS!THE ROOT PAYS THE PRICE,YOU KNOW TOO MUCH,NOW INVENTIVELY CLEAR A CANYON FOR KINGS AND FILL IT WITH OCEAN WATER!YOUR CITY VEINS!THE PATTERN AND TEMPO CLEARLY CAN’T CATCH THE ANCIENT MUSIC LEANING TOWARDS THE CLASSICAL PART OF ME BECAUSE THE RHYTHM AND BLUES PANIC,THE PORNOGRAPHIC MURDER CHAMBER IS FAR AWAY FROM ME LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS!FOR CREATIVE REASONS WHAT SHOCKING PART OF “SPECIFICALLY NO CRIP’S ALLOWED,NO SUREÑO GANG MEMBERS ALLOWED” DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?THE HUMANITY,THROUGHOUT THE WORLD I ALWAYS PERSONALLY MURDER ALL WOMEN BY GUNFIRE AND WE NEVER HAVE SEX.I ALREADY WON WON BECAUSE THIS IS “WAR OF THE GALAXIES”!MY BEIGE GLOCK,I WANT ALL TWENTY ONE INSTRUMENTALS ON MY 1ST ALBUM KNOWING THEY ARE THE BREATHING PRINCESSES OF MY COMPUTER AND THE VICTIM IS THE MORAL AUDITOR OF THE NIGHTCLUB!GOD,I JUST FOUND OUT I WAS BORN ON VACATION AND AM FROM MANILA,THE CAPITAL OF THE PHILIPPINES,I THOUGHT I WAS FROM BERLIN GERMANY,ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME I WAS BORN IN CULIACÁN SINALOA AND I WAS RAISED IN FRESNO CALIFORNIA SO THAT’S WHERE I’M FROM I WAS TRYING TO MAKE RAPID MONEY IN THE COCAINE GAME!*WITHIN YOUR 1ST 18 YEARS OF LIFE HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR ME TO REMOVE MY EMOTIONAL GAS MASK TO SHOW MY FACIAL EXPRESSION AND EMOTIONS INSPIRED BY YOUR PAIN YOU INFLICT ONTO OTHERS FROM THE 18 YEAR LONG PULL OF TIME YOU CHILD?*!!!UMMM,WAIT A MINUTE COWBOY,I AM 75 PERCENT MEXICAN YOU LOW LIFE STINKIN PUERTO RICAN!ALRIGHT I WAS BORN ON AUGUST 29TH,IN THE YEAR 1998,SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE,GOD WOW.FAGGOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE YEAR 1969 ONLY LESBIANS,VERY HARDCORE AND PROBABLY EXPENSIVE YOU STRONG CHILD,ALL MY HARD WORK AND ALL MY INFLUENCE,THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,I’M A 1 PERSON MURDEROUS SECRET SOCIETY AND THE CONFIRMED DEADLY DICTATORIALLY GENOCIDAL REPERCUSSIONS OF GOD EXECUTED ONCE IS INSTANTLY TÚANBÁNA YOU ARE BRÍNTAKUAST THE MURDA AND BRIGHT FACED HOPEFUL YOU’RE AWAY IN HEAVEN I SNORT COCAINE FOREVER I FEEL AT HOME GOD THERE IS SOME UGLY LADIES AND JEALOUS TIMID RETARDS AROUND ANYWAYS THEY MUST FIND AND MURDER THE MONSTER I CONSTANTLY TERRORIZE FOR BEING EMOTIONALLY ABUSED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU ARE IN MY GAME OF EMOTIONS POOR SOLDIER GATHER THE COURAGE TO BE AFRAID I’M MY MURDEROUS TWIN,YOU LIL JEALOUS BOY EXPLAIN EVERYTHING FOR ME ALCOHOLIC I’M TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE TO YOU YOU’RE JUST VEXED YOU CAN’T ADAPT LIKE THE REST OF EXISTENCE,YOU AIN’T A MAFIOSO YOU OVERLY LAUGH SUSPICIOUSLY OVER THERE LIKE EVERYTHING’S FOREIGN TO YOU LIKE “HÁLH HÁLH HÁLH HÁLH HÁLH HÁLH”,YOUR NECESSARY DEATH IS A KEY TO A DOOR IN MY NARCOTIC EMPIRE,THE MONEY IS AWAY ETERNALLY,THEY ARE ALL NOT ME AND YOUR EMOTIONS BELONG TO ME,I AIN’T YOUR LOVED ONE,I’LL NEVER NOT BE THE HOMELESS TERRORIST,BOY,BEFORE YOU DIED YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A LOCKED DOOR AND WINDOW WERE,I HAVE A FEW GUNS,ANYWAYS RIGHT NOW I’M “ANTI-SILENCE THE TRANQUIL STREET GODDESS GUN-XR” NOW ANSWER THIS QUESTION AM I FIT FOR LIFE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF DEATH ROW AFTER ALL OF THAT MURDA MURDA MURDA!:TRACK LIST:1.SNITCH NORTEÑO HITMAN SUREÑO SUR 13 GANG MEMBER MURDERER.2.FORGET ABOUT HAVING AN ELASTIC SKELETON WANDERING DURING THE HOMILY ON COCAINE HEROIN BAPTIZED YOUR VEINS/THE SILENT SCHEME.3.EXTREMELY WEALTHY/ THE NAME OF THE FEDERAL AGENT BUREAU IN PROBABLY EVERY 1 OF MY MOVIES AND PROBABLY EVERY 1 OF MY SONGS IS ‘IDFZB’ AND IT STAND’S FOR ‘THE INVESTIGATIVE DISTORTED FEDERAL ZONE BUREAU’ (INTERLUDE).4.METAFORA DE COCAINA.5.WHAT YOU WISHED WAS FORGOTTEN IN PERFECT DETAIL/DESIGNED FOR SUCCESS (FT.A SINGER)/PRISON GOLD SMUGGLING.6.PURIFIED BLISS (FT.A SINGER.)7.NUCLEAR CRACKHEAD POP RAP.8.SYRINGE FULL OF NARCOTICS.9.THE ENVIOUS HATE THAT ENDS EVERYTHING/THE MURDA REMEDY/THE AIR WHICH BOTHER’S THE INSIDE OF MY BODY IS ETERNALLY NEW CRACK COCAINE ROCKS I SMOKED/SCHIZOPHRENIA (CRACK-COCAINE SOLUTION RHYTHM AND BLUES)/I’M A HOMOSEXUAL AND THIS SONG IS ABOUT ME AND MY GAY LOVER (A NIGHTMARE WHICH HAPPENED ON DECEMBER 26TH)/NIGGA I’LL WEAR THIS KKK HOODIE SO 1ST SHE GIVE’S ME ORAL SEX THEN I FUCK HER VAGINA WHILE I GRAB HER THROAT CHOKING HER THEN YOU FUCK YOUR PENIS INTO ME ANALLY WITH 6 HUMPS UNTIL YOU CUM AFTER MASTURBATING SO I CAN KEEP MY FEMININITY (INTERLUDE).10.CONTRACT KILLA HYMN (FT.A SINGER.)/MY LONELY AND UNIQUE BUDDHISM (FOR CHRIST’S SAKE ASSASSINATE THE SCIENTOLOGIST FOR THOSE SCIENTOLOGISTS 4X TIMES)/ALLAH IS MY FAR AWAY SECURITY SO MURDER FOR ME YOU MUSLIM EXTREMIST AND DIE FOR ALLAH BECAUSE I PRAISE ALLAH (YOU ARE PLAYING A GAME).11.THE ANTHEM FOR THE RELIGIOUS HAIL OF GUNFIRE/COLLECTION OF MEMORIES/ DIVORCED MEXICAN BLOW UP DOLL NEGRITA ICONIC HIP-HOP.12.ASSEMBLE AMBIENT.13.THE LOVING FEELING IS HOT CHILDHOOD.14.HOUSE NIGGA YOU’LL SOON IMPRESS THE PURE BLOOD RACISTS AND EXPLODE THE STARRY NIGHT/EL LADO SUCIO DE LA NADA QUE TENGO COMO REHÉN A PUNTA DE PISTOLA/KILLING NORTEÑOS.15.SHOOTING THE HOMELESS WITH GUNS FOR SPORT.16.SHTURMOVAYA VINTOKA REVOLYUTSIONNYY REBENOK.17.POSSESS THE RANK YOUR DEATH HAS/A KILLER/EVERYTHING EXACTLY HOW IT GOES (VILLAINOUS BLATANT MODERN SUBLIMINAL DISS RAP)/PRETTY GIRL I’D MURDER FOR YOU HOW I WANT TO FOR MAKING ME HAPPY/A MAN GIVING ME GAY ORAL SEX TO FIX MY FEMININITY MYSTERIOUSLY TRYING TO BE TAMPERED WITH BY JEALOUS MEN SOMEHOW (INTERLUDE).18.I DAMNED THE DEITY WITH MY SNIPER RIFLE WHEN I WAS A CHILD SOLDIER SENT FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU NEARLY BECAME THE DEVIL I BECAME GOD/EMBARRASSED UGLY STUPID SNITCH DEAD NIGGA (VILLAINOUS BLATANT MODERN SUBLIMINAL DISS RAP SEQUEL).19.DISAPPOINTED CRIES LAST A MILLION YEARS (FT.A SINGER.)/IF YOU CAN’T WALK AS A GODLY BEING YOU MUST ACCEPT YOU’RE THE DEVIL AND LET ME SMOKE CRACK-COCAINE AND I’LL INJECT HEROIN.20.MILITANTLY ANTI SEMITIC BEGGAR BUM BALLAD/SERIAL MURDERER VAMPIRE/AN AMERICAN DICTATOR/I DON’T KNOW WHY NOBODY REALLY EXPLAINED IT ALL PUBLICLY YET BEFORE I LEAVE I’M GOING TO PUT A TOY PENIS INTO ME ANALLY ONCE TO MAKE SURE MY FEMININITY STAY’S WITH ME BECAUSE IT GUARD’S ME FROM MYSTERIOUS SOMETIMES STATIC LIKE GLOOM ENGULFING ME SOMEHOW TRYING TO TERRORIZE ME FOR BEING A SECRETLY SEDUCTIVE EXTREMELY NOT HOMOSEXUAL MAN (INTERLUDE).21.HIRED EMOTION KILLER/AFTER NOW WHEN GENIUS AFRICAN CHILD SOLDIERS NAMED THEMSELVES CRIP KILLER/TEQUILA DREAMS/NIGGA YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME I AM A PIMP AND YOU ARE NOT A PROSTITUTE,I AM NOT A STRIPPER,I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE,I AM A PLAYER/ALLAHU AKBAR LITTLE WHITE TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE LIKE HEROIN POWDER FOR ME/PROTECTOR LOVER MUSLIM EXTREMIST ROMANTIC SONG….
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