#vampire!chell

[hershelchocolateart]

I hope you guys aren't sick of Chell Ellie and Phospher yet because not only are they in my queue until like. April. BUT I am also getting VERY excited for OC kiss week <3 you're about to find out just how deeply unhealthy of a relationship these three can be in!!!!!!!!

[chelledelioncourt]

That new IWTV episode, dear god that was intense. This show continues to surprise and shock me.

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Making me vote between portal and interview IS the homoeroticism betrayal

Iconic Homoerotic Betrayal: Revival Match

Polls Directory

(I know that's an image of the companion cube but that was a betrayal moment from GLaDOS in all our hearts.)

Context for Ennis/Jack under the cut, because this rationale still needs a bit of explaining

Summary by anonymous contributor

It's not just one scene - the whole movie is a tragic story about how because he is held back by societal homophobia, Ennis refuses to have a life together with Jack even though they are in love and instead marries a woman he doesn't love, a marriage which ultimately falls apart and hurts everyone involved. Throughout the movie, Jack and Ennis return several times to Brokeback Mountain and each time Jack tries to convince Ennis to run away together and is rebuffed, until eventually Jack dies.

[freckliedan]

hello! i just hit 2k, and i haven't done one of these since i hit 100 followers so: follow forever incoming!

most of the older blogs i'm following have gone inactive, so there's so much love in my heart for everyone who's still here. i AM reccing just a couple inactive blogs that i will be following for life 💛 edit: these are in groups of 4-5 because otherwise? tumblr stops letting @ ing people work

friends i've talked the most with about dnp: aries @freckliephil, roper @phulge, hana @danielbear, ry @dnphobe, & rudy @yonpote

blogs i found before dnp came out: xavier @angryphildm beth @awrfhi jess @cactuslester kristine @danandphilandthedevil

pip @dannierights al @danpilled leo @danslawdegree molly @deathclassic

jas @demonphannie lola @dnpsuck yash @floppy-ding-dong valo @gaymingvideos kate @goldenpinof

katie @heterophobicdaniel dylan @horsegirlhob blonde @leblonde em @lesbiandipandpip di @lesdienne

ott @milflester barry @milfygerard @oldqueenphil nora @pseudophan

ari @thelionandthellama tj @tjlauren av @vampire-email renee @yikesola

blogs i found after dnp came out: jacky @2009phan jenna @ahappyphjl ava @birthdaywolf chicken @chickenfreeblog ru @danisnotonfirewalkwithme

hazel @dapg-otmebytheballs allie @deadandphilgames emma @dnpbeats daye @dvp95 nikki @energeticwarrior

westley @flamingheretic callie @gamora-borealis amelia @lesbaurinkos zee @manchesterau

char @simplydnp emily @slayter-kinney robin @tarotphil chelle @thatsmistertoyou

ada @theyarewrestling p @thursdaygirlmp3 bee @ttlmt vi @wdapteo

love you all! thanks for 2k!

[demilypyro]

If you were a fighting game character, what would your alternate costumes be?

I like the Skullgirls method where most if not every costume is a reference to a character from another property. So let's just name some characters I'd like to dress up as.

Hitori "Bocchi" Gotoh

Yuuko "Shamiko" Yoshida

Doc Ock (Olivia Octavius)

May (Guilty Gear)

Midna

Cagliostro (Granblue Fantasy)

Chell (Portal)

Toko Fukawa

Coco Bandicoot

Batgirl (Barbara Gordon)

Claire Redfield

Marceline the Vampire Queen

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

The Contestants

Cherik (Professor X/Magneto) - X-Men

Fuffy (Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Megop (Optimus Prime/Megatron) - Transformers

Curtwen (Curt Mega/Owen Carvour) - Spies are Forever

Thoschei (The Doctor/The Master) - Doctor Who

Perryshmirtz (Perry the Platypus/Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz) - Phineas and Ferb

Catradora (Adora/Catra) - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Soukoku (Osamu Dazai/Chuuya Nakahara) - Bungo Stray Dogs

c!TnTDuo (c!Quackity/c!Wilbur Soot) - Dream SMP

Spy/Supervillain - Genghis Khan by Miike Snow

Batman/Joker - Lego Batman

Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth) - Ace Attorney

Batjokes (Batman/Joker) - Batman

Lawlight (L/Light Yagami) - Death Note

Bowiugi (Bowser/Luigi) - Mario

Stanarrator (Narrator/Stanley) - The Stanley Parable

Kidlaw (Eustass Kid/Trafalgar Law) - One Piece

Shuake (Goro Akechi/Akira Kurusu) - Persona 5

Cuttletavio (Craig Cuttlefish/DJ Octavio) - Splatoon

Gethan (Rupert Giles/Ethan Rayne) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Zosan (Roronoa Zoro/Sanji) - One Piece

ChellDOS (Chell/GLaDOS) - Portal

Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot - The New Testament

Gwensuzie (Gwen Cooper/Suzie Costello) - Torchwood

Krisnix (Phoenix Wright/Kristoph Gavin) - Ace Attorney

Griffguts (Guts/Griffith) - Berserk

Hannigram (Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter) - Hannibal

Ghiralink (Ghirahim/Link) - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Valvert (Javert/Jean Valjean) - Les Miserables

Abestache (Detective Abe Lincoln/Wilford Warfstache) - Markiplier Cinematic Universe

Sasunaru (Naruto/Sasuke) - Naruto

Jedediah/Octavius - Night at the Museum

Nami/Kalifa - One Piece

Gabv1el (V1/Gabriel) - Ultrakill

Kazumaji (Kazuma Kiryu/Goro Majima) - Yakuza

Zukka (Zuko/Sokka) - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley) - Good Omens

Billford (Bill Cipher/Stanford Pines) - Gravity Falls

Evelyn Deavor/Elastigirl - Incredibles 2

Jennifer Check/Needy Lesnicki - Jennifer’s Body

Kigo (Kim Possible/Shego) - Kim Possible

Sportarobbie (Sportacus/Robbie Rotten) - Lazy Town

Swan Queen (Emma Swan/Regina Mills) - Once Upon a Time

Hardenshipping (Magma Leader Maxie/Aqua Leader Archie) -Pokemon OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire

Westley/Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride

Sonadow (Sonic/Shadow) - Sonic the Hedgehog

Plabs (Plankton/Mr. Krabs) - SpongeBob SquarePants

Kylux (General Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren) - Star Wars

Johnchurch (Merle Highchurch/John Hunger) - The Adventure Zone: Balance

Basigan (Professor Ratigan/Basil of Baker Street) - The Great Mouse Detective

LonelyEyes (Elias Buchard/Peter Lukas) - The Magnus Archives

Johnjack (Jack Harkness/John Hart) - Torchwood

Blicy (Bloom/Icy) - Winx Club

Riddlebat (Batman/The Riddler) - Batman comics

Shin Soukoku (Atsushi Nakajima/Ryuunosuke Akutagawa) - Bungo Stray Dogs

Snowbaz (Baz Pitch/Simon Snow) - Carry On

Komahina (Nagito Komaeda/Hajime Hinata) - Danganronpa

Wonder Woman/Cheetah - DC

Spamvil (Jevil/Spamton) - Deltarune

Rk1000 (Connor/Markus) - Detroit: Become Human

John McClane/Hans Gruber - Die Hard

Fenders (Fenris/Anders) - Dragon Age 2

Vegekaka (Goku/Vegeta) - Dragon Ball Z

Rapple (Apple White/Raven Queen) - Ever After High

Billdip (Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines) - Gravity Falls

Radiostatic (Vox/Alastor) - Hazbin Hotel

Sirdust (Angel Dust/Sir Pretious) - Hazbin Hotel

Fengqing (Feng Xin/Mu Qing) - Heaven Official’s Blessing

Blitzer (Blitzø/Striker) - Helluva Boss

Martha May Whovier/Betty Lou Who - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

ZaDr (Zim/Dib) - Invader Zim

Sarumi (Fushimi Saruhiko/Yata Misaki) - K Project

Metadede (King Dedede/Meta Knight) - Kirby

Gandalf/Sauron - Lord of the Rings

Island Husbands (Ben Linus/John Locke) - Lost

Metromind (Megamind/Metro Man) - Megamind

Sherliam (Sherlock Holmes/William James Moriarty) - Moriarty the Patriot

Bujeet (Buford/Bajeet) - Phineas and Ferb

Grovyle/Dusknoir - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Darkness, and Sky

Shassie (Shawn Spencer/Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter) - Psych

Rayaari (Raya/Namaari) - Raya and the Last Dragon

Tycutio (Mercutio/Tybalt) - Romeo and Juliet

Sherliam (Sherlock Holmes/James Moriarty) - Sherlock

Obikin (Anakin Skywalker/Obi-Wan Kenobi) - Star Wars

Obimaul (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul) - Star Wars

Oncelax (The Onceler/The Lorax) - The Lorax

Owen Harper/Mark Lynch - Torchwood

Lord Hater/Wander - Wander Over Yonder

Gelphie (Elphaba/Galinda) - Wicked

Cruellanita (Cruella de Vil/Anita) - 101 Dalmations

Angelo Lagusa/Nero Vanetti - 91 Days

Discotrain (The Conductor/DJ Grooves) - A Hat in Time

Klapollo (Klavier Gavin/Apollo Justice) - Ace Attorney

Wrightdot (Godot/Phoenix Wright) - Ace Attorney

Kaneda/Tetsuo - Akira

Sydney Bristow/Lauren Reed - Alias

Ellen Ripley/The Xenomorph - Alien

Zadison (Zoe Benson/Madison Montgomery) - American Horror Story: Coven

Sterling Archer/Barry Dylan - Archer

Y’all (The Poll Takers)/Me (The Poll Maker) - askeletonwar

Just Walk Out!/Papyrus - askeletonwar

Londo Mollari/G’kar - Babylon 5

Rampage/Depth Charge - Beast Wars: Transformers

Pinariz (Riz/Pina) - Beastars

Kunieda Aoi/Hildegarde - Beezlebub

Sebagrell (Grell/Sebastian) - Black Butler

Gus Fring/Walter White - Breaking Bad

Spangel (Spike/Angel) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy (Spike/Buffy) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Winteriron (Tony Stark/The Winter Soldier) - Captain America: Civil War

Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes) - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Carulia (Carmen Sandiego/Julia Argent) - Carmen Sandiego

Macavity/Munkustrap - Cats (1998)

Caius Marcius Coriolanus/Tullus Aufidius - Coriolanus

Dean Pelton/Dean Spreck - Community

Shadowghast (Caleb Widogast/Essek Thelyss) - Critical Role

Blumentrio (Caleb Widogast/Eadwulf Grieve/Astrid Becke) -Critical Role

Theopin (Lapin Cadbury/Sir Theobald Gumbar) - D20: A Crown of Candy

Hero/Villain - dannyphantom.exe

Clex (Superman/Lex Luthor) - DC

Babsquinn (Batgirl/Harley Quinn) - DC

Seavil (Jevil/Seam) - Deltarune

Rengoku Kyoujurou/Akaza - Demon Slayer

Mal/Uma - Descendants

Reed800 (Connor/Gavin Reed) - Detroit: Become Human

Ryokira (Akira/Ryo) - Devilman

Maxwil (Maxwell/Wilson) - Don't Starve

Nikki/Mackenzie - Dork Diaries

Gell/Frisky - Dot X

Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Count Dracula/Jonathan Harker - Dracula

Joan Watson/Jamie Moriarty - Elementary

Zerxus Ilerez/Asmodeus - Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

Gratsu (Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster) - Fairy Tail

Gary/John - Faith

Peter Griffin/The Chicken - Family Guy

John Crichton/Scorpius - Farscape

Emiya Archer/Cu Chulainn - Fate Stay Night

Angeal Hewley/Genesis Rhapsodos/Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII

Cidnero (Nero tol Scaeva/Cid Garlond) - Final Fantasy XIV

Willry (Henry Emily/William Afton) - Five Nights at Freddy’s

Victor Frankenstein/The Monster - Frankenstein

Cure Peach/Eas - Fresh Pretty Cure!

Haikaveh (Alhaitham/Kaveh) - Genshin Impact

Sugio (Sugimoto/Ogata) - Golden Kamuy

Nygmobblepot (Edward Nygma/Oswald Cobblepot) - Gotham

Mabifica (Mabel Pines/Pacifica Northwest) - Gravity Falls

Kagehina (Hinata/Kageyama) - Haikyuu!

[sarcasticgaypotato]

Hey, thanks for the fic! Your timing really couldn't be more perfect; me and Bond were just talking about this AU when we saw this notification!

It's definitely been some time since either of us have posted publicly about it, but rest assured it's still alive and well! I love our vampires and necromancers, and it makes me so happy to know other people are still thinking about them too.

This fic was really sweet, and it was lovely to see your take on our AU. Who knows, maybe you'll inspire me to post some more about it!

GLaDOS thinks it’s time to buy an apartment, kinda

Modern AU? Of @bondibee & @sarcasticgaypotato ’s Portal Necromancer AU, particularly to bridge the gap of Middle Ages to GLaDOS Is On YouTube uhh enjoy?

[Note: I’m not a contributor to the canon of the AU and all of my add ons can be OOC or use speculations, thank you!]

“Dear?” Chell turned swiftly to catch her lover’s eyes.

They’d been in the throne room and idling for what felt like an hour before the silence had been broken. This was normal, as glados would often find ways to fill the room with something else to pass the time other than conversation, and Chell didn’t have “big talker” added to her nature after she’d been revived either. But now she was looking at GLaDOS and listening.

“Have you ever thought we should leave the castle?” GLaDOS’s voice rang clear and with confidence. Though Chell knew the question’s weight was hidden behind her perfect tone. The unknown always was a touchy subject when you’re married to what might be the largest collection of knowledge over the past thousands of years.

Chell hmm-ed. Not in a way signifying agreement or disagreement, but just thought. Because she was thinking about that. How long had it been since she had gone outside? The start of her second life gave her a distaste for the sun and a more nocturnal lifestyle anyways, so she had grown attached to the colder and darker areas of the castle, of course she had regained more sense after GLaDOS and her figured out a schedule that would keep her sane and healthy, so she visited her wife more and more often without the promise of food. But she still did wonder. What was going on out there?

“Did a trespasser say something to make you think about it?” She decided to prod out GLaDOS’s feelings on the matter, why the elf even bothered hiding her thoughts from her knight was rather pointless. They were open books to each other.

“No.” GLaDOS’s tone fell a degree noticeable only to Chell.

“No?” Chell repeated knowingly.

“Maybe Someone Couldn’t Stop Mentioning How ‘This Castle Is So Dusty Does Anyone Even Live Here?’ or ‘I Feel Like The Walls Are Gonna Fall On Me!’ because Then Maybe! I Did Put A Spell On The Walls To Crush Him To Death?! Okay!”

Ah there was her temperamental sweetheart.

“At first I only regretted putting hearing enchantments around the castle because all I’d hear was the random rat in our walls or those two bucket heads clanking down hallways.”

Chell cracked a smile at the mention of the haunted armors, she should visit them later.

“But that Intrusive Fly’s last words had made me think of the last time I remodeled this place.”

Chell perked up at the premise of story time. It wasnt often GLaDOS spoke of times before Chell arrived and, in fact, preferred using either Chell’s arrival or the present as a relative date when referring to her ongoing projects. So she did what she did best and took in what GLaDOS had to say.

“I used to be in a smaller castle than this one. Less adventurers took notice of it and it was easier to maintain while I still practiced magic and it’s uses. Over time, of course, I gained my reputation of being a ‘place of no return’ and a ‘great evil to be vanquished’ and more pests came to bother me. After one particular wave, I had been face to face with an adventurer and I heard him say ‘I did not know such an old fort even existed’ that was the first and last thing he said to me. I decided to remodel the place after that! After all it was less that worm’s words and how I didn’t want another professional ‘hero’ to get into my main chamber. I hadn’t realized just how much time had passed since I had settled down here, so I made new traps, built new walls and was far safer in this territory. And yet, a hundred or so years later, you managed to get here. And you know the rest.” GLaDOS finished her spell and Chell was released to think once more.

Chell hmm-ed again but this time as a show of affection towards the praise. She knew how witty and smart she was to make it through her tests. But the information about there being an predecessor to this castle had stuck in her mind.

So Glados did like to change her living space sometime in her life, but no mortal would live long enough to see the whole life of her moves though so it didn’t cross her mind before she arrived herself.

“You want to change the castle again?” Chell asked.

“No, that’s not what I want.”

“What then?”

“I- I want to know more about what’s going on in the rest of the world. The last few maggots had armor that looked different from how yours looked. Their uniforms were stitched evenly and yet their boots looked like they didn’t fit their feet. I’d never even seen this pattern of clothing, Chell! I want to find out how it’s made and what kind of sorcery people have been making out there if this is where they’ve gotten with just simple textiles!”

Chell was rather surprised at how the topic has blossomed. Glados spoke with vigor that was reserved for science and herself.

“I don’t want to just remodel this place. I know it’s our home, but we’ve stuck around long enough to outlive generations. Time is passing and I think we need to catch up a little!”

Chell stood there, in her 1000 times washed tunic and equally worn pants and felt out of place all of a sudden. From what? She did not know. In this place, in their home, she belonged. A wonder about the outside didn’t mean a desire to leave her comforts. She had only recently, well it felt recent to her, gotten used to being undead, and a blood sucking one at that.

She gave Glados a worried look.

Glados immediately slowed down and grew mellower in tone. “Oh but of course I do care about everything that is here. My snakes, my lab, Blue and Orange, You! But I just need you, and I can go anywhere. We can take whatever we need with us till we find a place to settle down for the Next millennia.” Ending on a sarcastic note to help lighten Chell’s mood.

And it worked. Chell smiled, “Okay.”

Glados lit up again! She knew they’d need time to prepare, but a journey was about to begin. Plus, Chell enjoyed a good challenge.

[saraminia]

Thanks for tagging me @rainbowcoloredpalmtrees 💕

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[thepacifistrouter]

Imm-a back!! With more Demon Portal AU!!

I told you I'd be back very soon!!

Just a little side note before start: There is a +18 version of this AU where Wheatley is an Incubus, if anyone here is interested in that, then I might publish it too... maybe... I need motivation guys, never done NSFW before ._.

Now, let's skip more introductions and let's start already!

First, a little reminder that this Wheatley, despite he is still Wheatley, is also a demon, which means he can be a little more reactive and aggresive.

Second, let's talk about the drawing on the left, okay? This is a picture that still needs some work cause demons are not supposed to be visible for normal humans, not quiet sure if interact with them. BUT this has a context that I can work with:

He caught a stealer trying to get in the house; he's been a while without eating, so he's starting to lose control over his worst instincts and since Chell is, at the moment, being too much of a challenge, he is hungry, frustrated and not holding back.

Demons like him can only feed on very specific stuff: Small living creatures, blood (specially human blood), vital energy and fear. Chell's going to need to think and act fast and the solution comes from an unexpected fount

You see, I really like vampires and some other super natural creatures so... yeah, I'll be mixing a few things with the demons from this AU (because is my AU and I say so) which would include the next thing

I think that would be the moment where she would not only actually talk to him, even saying long sentences, but would also call him by his name, even tho, he never told it to her.

I haven't decide this clearly yet, but I imagine a situation kinda like him saying something like he is sick of waiting and since she didn't allowed him do anything with her (I'm not sure if that would be it or he actually started to like her before this so he stoped himself a bit) he just captured another prey

-0-

They would argue since she clearly wants to stop him

"Oh come on, this is a thief, ain't them?!! why are you defending them?!!... psst, you know what? forget it. Come to think about it, this could be an even better treat than simple meal. Yeah you don't look that tasty mate... but you''re a robber, right? that's what you are, steal stuff, be a bad guy, but probably having one of those uhm... those human heartbreaking stories, probably you have some sort of fmaily behind? I can just smell it, I'm right, yeah?"

The thief nods scared

"Hah!! I knew it, even better!! so if I kill you... nobody's going to believe it was a demon... everyone will think it was you, right love?? yeah... sending you to jail over a crime you didn't comite... and killing a poor soul in misfortune, hehehe I'm winning my horn for sure with this"

Chell is mad staring at him

"I was right about you.... you haven't change a bit from the last time, have you?" he is about to take a bite "Wheatley"

Suddenly he stop himself after hearing that

"How did you.... how did you know my name!!? I'm sure! I could bet I've never told-!! you know what!!? It doesn't matter!! to be honest it doesn't matter at all!! I have a meal to take 😈 "

"No, please!!! help!!!"

"Stop it!!" she throws a salt jar to him, but, suddenly, in the middle of that, he actually and involuntarily, he does stop, to Chell's and his own confusion. There was not much time to think about it, Chell has a good aim and the salt hit him in all the face, making him to release the thief

-0-

Or something like that. Basically, in case I didn't made it clear 😅 someone can gain some level of control over a demon here IF they know and say their actual name. Neither Wheatley nor Chell know this, he is just surprise she knows his name.

A few doodles more here

The upper one happens once a good time has happens since the start, they have a bigger bond now, he got a new level (and a horn) by that point, he is trying to protect her from something or someone

In the left one, do I need to explain? The eyeball's gonna get trapped.

The right one is just him staring at the night sky, I'm doing a little parallel with a movie I like a lot (Lilo and Stitch). Wheatley feels weird during a particularly calm night, a feeling close to "nostalgia", but, since he doesn't have any memory from his human life and his life as a demon is mostly short, he feels... weird, empty, but he doesn't know what to do about it, at the moment he doesn't trust anyone enough to talk about it.

(I made his wings too big there, but let's pretend I didn't)

Aaand last, but not least

Happy Eyebat Wheatley dancing at the radio music while thinking nobody's watching!!

An that's it for this time, hoping for you to've like this

See ya

Bye!!

[jjungkookislife]

Another one!!! ‘Pizza?! Oh, Yeah!’

(I asked my coworker to say anything lol)

Chell, thank you! I had a lot of fun writing this one <3

Pizza?! Oh, Yeah!

pairing: vampire!Seokjin x f. reader

warnings: mention of blood drinking, making out

Seokjin was used to the attention his beauty gathered. It was great for business, and despite his best efforts to announce your marriage, you remained his business partner in public.

You had several restaurants around the world but the one you were at now was your favorite. You were booked out six months in advance, some years in advance.

However, your home location was the one that drew lines around the block. Your competitors loathed you. You had to buy the whole block just to have seating for all the customers who came by.

Tonight, you were doing a small trial. Seokjin was at the front of the store, making pizza for those who had shown up. You were at his side, making your own pizza for those who had reservations.

Seokjin had talent coming out of his pores. He never broke a sweat as he kneaded the dough, crushed the tomatoes, and grated the cheese. All fresh ingredients are gathered locally, some grown in your own backyard.

Of course, Seokjin’s super human speed helped crank out more pizzas but it didn’t take away from the great taste.

The both of you poured your heart and souls into this restaurant, and seeing it flourish was a dream come true.

Seokjin was also testing out a new sauce. A sauce specifically for vampires only. Though Seokjin preferred to drink from your neck, he could also consume food if he pleased. He just metabolized it a lot faster than a human could.

Sanguine Sauce, he called the pizza. He’d had a chuckle over it when he pitched it to the marketing team and with a dazzling smile that showed the tip of his razor-like fangs, they were all on board.

Thirty minutes later, Seokjin asks you to meet him in his office. The customers are being taken care of and he’s made more than enough pizzas to last while he’s on his break.

The moment you step into his office, he locks the door before he presses you against it. You moan when his lips meet yours and your hands grip his broad shoulders as he deepens the kiss. His fangs bit your bottom lip, drawing droplets of blood to the surface.

��Fuck,” Seokjin curses as his eyes roll back and he savors you on his tongue. “I can never get enough.”

You smile, tilting your head to the side as he groans when his fangs sink into your skin. His name rolls off your tongue sweetly as your eyes flutter shut and you melt beneath him.

Seokjin moans as he takes his fill, cursing with every suckle as you press your hips against his.

When your breathing changes, Seokjin pulls off you, licking the puncture marks closed as he licks his lips after. He cups your face, pressing his forehead to yours as he breathes as heavily as you.

“I love you,” he whispers before he kisses you one more time.

send me a made-up fic title and I'll write you a drabble

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Wednesday, December 4

CORDELIA: Please! I don't have anyone else to turn to! (Giles gets up and offers her a chair.) GILES: Please. Sit down. CORDELIA: Okay. Thanks. GILES: You know, I... I don't recall ever seeing you here before. CORDELIA: Oh, no, I have a life.

~~Out of Mind, Out of Sight~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

BtVS Double Drabble: Gone Fishing by badly_knitted (Buffy, Xander, PG)

Cutting the Strings by eevol76vamp (Xander/Dawn, T)

The Pain of Another by xaeyrnofnbe (Angel, Cordelia, Doyle, G)

Spur of the Moment by michkatjane (Angel/Spike, T)

i'm on my knees (what more could you ask for?) by properlyirregular (Cordelia/Doyle, T)

Delivery Boy of the Undead by coulduseprozac (Willow/Bruce Wayne, Batman xover, Not Rated)

Chemical Overreaction by MadeInGold (Buffy/Maggie Walsh, M)

A Hopeless Kind Of Devotion by Fishy_my_Wishy (Buffy/Faith, T)

with you still by [author revealed to be] evesock (Angel/Angelus, E)

projecting by [author revealed to be] TechnicolorRevel (Buffy/Faith, T)

One Of His Better Days by Greywizard (Buffy, Scoobies, Faith, FR15)

Strange. Just Strange. by Chelle (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Slayer's Blood by Lilacsandorangeblossoms (Buffy/Spike, R)

Unwanted Gift by veronyxk84 (Buffy/William Pratt, T)

[Chaptered Fiction]

And we know it's never simple, Never easy. - ch. 1 by Cumultus9 (Faith, Tara, Buffy/Faith, Willow/Tara, T)

Ripples - ch. 1 /27 by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, T)

Ripples - ch. 1 by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Stories of True Love in Capeside - ch. 5 by CheekyKitten (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The Science of Being Yours - ch. 12 by Maxine Eden, ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Masquerade - ch. 6 by Holly (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The Watcher - ch. 35 by In Mortal (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Whiplash - ch. 14 by Ninereeds (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Lucidity - ch. 11 by Soulburnt (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Alexander Spencer - ch. 3 by calikocat (Xander, Psych and Teen Wolf xover, FR21)

Dawn Rising - ch. 80 by Luna (Buffy, LOTR xover, FR15)

The Science of Being Yours - ch. 1-4 by Maxine Eden, ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Ripples - ch.1 by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Poetry Professor - ch. 8 by Desicat (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The Watcher - ch. 35 by In Mortal (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

[Images, Audio & Video]

Artwork: buffy railing faith by evesock (Buffy/Faith, rated E, NSFW)

Artwork: cat!spuffy doodles (cat Buffy, cat Spike, worksafe)

Gifset: #duality (insp) BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) by andremichaux (Buffy/Faith, worksafe)

Gifset: Tag yourself: Tara Maclay edition (insp.) by whatisyourchildhoodtrauma (Tara, worksafe)

Gifset: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ➤ Timestamp Roulette 7x20 | Touched by clarkgriffon (Faith, Scoobies, Buffy, Spike, worksafe)

Gifset: Wes & Lilah | Angel [1999 - 2004] Requested by Anonymous by sulietsexual (Wesley/Lilah, mild NSFW)

Gifset: iwryfanficmarathon’s 20th anniversary bangel + locations ↳ angel’s apartment (sunnydale + los angeles) by ptieuca (Buffy/Angel, mild NSFW)

Collage: #254 Hozier - Work Song by thedecadentraven (Buffy/Spike, worksafe)

Collage: #255 by thedecadentraven (Spike, worksafe)

Collage: anya collage by slut-jpeg (Anya, worksafe)

Edit: richard siken, litany in which certain things are crossed out by dogmetaphors (Spike/Drusilla, Buffy/Spike, worksafe)

Edit: “Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.” - Spike by tifa-and-rinoa (Buffy/Spike, worksafe)

Gifset: THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY you love that tunnel more than me. i love syphilis more than you. by detectivedawnsummers (Spike, ensemble, worksafe)

Gifset: Come on, Slayer. What are you afraid of? How 'bout being buried alive? BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.10 // 6.02 by andremichaux (Buffy, worksafe)

Gifset: 7x01 Lessons by magicgilmore (Wood, Buffy, Dawn, Spike, worksafe)

Gifset: ANGEL THE SERIES | 2.13 & 3.01 #Protect Angel from his found family by cangelgifs (Lorne, Angel, Cordelia, worksafe)

[Reviews & Recaps]

Season 1 recap Overall very deeply charmed by the whole thing... by zestyjesty

[rewatch notes for Goodbye Iowa, This Year's Girl and Who are You?] by mothmans-wedding-photographer

PODCAST: Episode 83: Superstar (w/ Chelsea Jensen) by Gym Was Cancelled: A Buffy Podcast

[Recs & In Search Of]

ISO: mistystarshine seeks ideas for one-shots [prompts already included]

Recs: Hex0ff recs ASH [Giles] in Bleak Expectations [radio series]

ISO: Damarrgen is Seeking an Episode [with Giles]

ISO: veganbethb seeks more analytical Podcasts

[Fandom Discussions]

What If: There was no deal? [and Drusilla was there for the fight between Angelus and Buffy] by nightshade and NotASlayer

POLL: which ATS early trio dynamic was better? by xaeyrnofnbe

i'm back on my anti sprusilla soapbox... by selkiemaidenfae

... I will always love 07x05 Selfless because it gives us so many good moments with Anya... by faithandbuffy

Would Willow have been able to keep up her “sobriety”? by cheesecake611

Am I wrong, or is season 4 the only season where Buffy doesn’t cry? by quoththeraven1990

Christophe Becks Departure [composer] by Sovereign_Prince

Something that bothers me about “Surprise” [Drusilla] by zesty_pete

Was Riley too emotionally conservative or immature for Buffy? by No_Introduction_4136

My head-canon for how the Faith spin-off could have gone is pretty much a one for one with Supernatural. by Deanbledblue

Unpopular character opinion; I can’t Stand Anya by Middle-Tower-9136

If they had called Buffy [in ATS S4] instead of Faith, would she also be willing to inject herself with a drug in order to save him? by brwitch

One of my all-time FAVORITE one-liners from my man, Oz [and also Oz and philosophy] by Jdobbs626

The other Giles? [Nikki Wood and her watcher] by No_Introduction_4136

Giles and magic in final battle by pohtatehoe

Angel, *Lineage* (S5, E7) by 4everspike

Zine: I'd Never Seen BTVS until I watched 5x07 [Fool for Love] 10 times in 17 hours [guesses and analysis] by jess eggy

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Is there anything you've made (whether it be art or a fanfic or whatever) that you regret/disown?

To me, to regret/disown something would entail crying big tears and pretending it never existed, but I document my stuff, regardless if it's dead, alive, or never lived. But here are some projects I remember killing out of dislike:

I deleted a storyboard music video starring Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy called "Where Will Edd Go". Found the imagery and song used too dramatic for the topic it discussed, which was his messy hair. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I deleted a drawing/fake playing card starring Edd, again. I included it in another Deviantart submission featuring a bunch of unposted stuff, eventually. It's shrunken down to size, but you can see it was parodying Edd fanart. Didn't find it ironic enough and was too over the top, so removed it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I deleted a Goofy Movie fanfiction that was still going. It was about Max going crazy after failing to save Goofy in that waterfall scene. I think it sat on Fanfiction.net for some years and might've been my first entry, but remember the writing being long-winded and it was another one of those edgy projects I couldn't stand anymore. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I deleted a video of me playing around with a stuffed Simba toy and singing a Lion King inspired rewrite of "Mamma Mia" by ABBA. As you can imagine, I was a preteen at the time. Or was I. The only comment it garnered was critical and I rightly concluded to be a failure and thus removed it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I've never reuploaded certain Youtube videos after getting banned multiple times. This concerns all kinds of projects, mainly dubs, music videos, and comedic snippets of Inuyasha and Disney stuff. The reason is more or less the same for all videos: They were a product of the time and objectively unfunny. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I cancelled a Beetlejuice (cartoon series) comic that was mostly done. It starred a developing romance between Beetlejuice and Lydia, but he's known this girl since 6th or 7th grade, I can't cheer for that. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I cancelled a Portal 2 fanfiction around chapter 2 or so. Wheatley is human in that one. I like some of the ideas presented, but I don't care for his thirst for Chell anymore, if I ever even did. A strange fanfiction. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I cancelled the prequel to How to Save a Life after it was mostly done. It's that Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction where Edd is a rabid vampire and has to be put down like a dog. Vampire Edd is flirting with Sarah in the prequel, but this bitch 12. I don't think I had officially settled on everyone's age back when How to Save a Life itself was being slapped together, hard to say. Coming back to the unfinished text document, I couldn't continue. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

I cancelled a Mioo, Dorost Ast joke animation starring human Persian trying to kiss human Meowth after it was mostly done. It didn't take long to make it and I hated it at the end. Looked bad and was too nonsensical to want to redraw it.

[chelledelioncourt]

HOT VAMPIRE SUMMER

New username in honor of my favorite disaster brat prince and mix it in with my nickname and have my cute self as my icon.

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

felt obligated to list muses and their (known so far) alternates out now, oh no

The Cornelius(es)

Protagonist Cornelius, Classic Cornelius, Happy Cornelius, Space Pirate Cornelius (Neil), Composer Cornelius, Inspector Cornelius, Vampire Cornelius, Angel Cornelius (Corabael), Demon Cornelius (Corey), Inspector Cornelius, Archivist Cornelius, Winter Prince Cornelius, Librarian Cornelius, Lonely Cornelia, Alpha Cornelia (Emily), Beta Cornelius, Gamma Cornelius, Vampire Cornelia (Nelle), Russian Cornelius (Корнелий/Kornelij), British Victorian Cornelius (Dr Gratton), Gem Cornelius (Tiger Eye), Wizard Cornelius, Enthusiast Cornelius, Robot Cornelius, Skeleton Cornelius

The Deimos(es)

Antagonist Deimos, Narrator Deimos, Shadowy Deimos (Phos), Human Deimos (Damien), Demon Deimos (Demien), Mermaid Deimos, Captain Deimos (Captain Deimey Moss), Gem Deimos (Green Jadeite or Emerald), Cat Deimos (Demyaw), Princess Deimos, Farmer Deimos (Dahlia), Redhead Deimos, Wizard Deimos, Alternian Deimos, Mettaton Deimos extra: Arianna and Artemius, Deim's younger siblings extra extra: XJ10 aka Jade (Neil's assistant) extra extra extra: Deinelius (confusion au)

The Frankys

Grumpy: Strayed Franky, Dad Franky, Wizard Franky, Werewolf Franky, Gem Franky (Enstatite), Angel Franky (Frankiel), Female Franky (Franziska) Dorky: The Dork Maddison, Warlock Maddison (Adam), Captain Maddison, Cyborg Maddison, Pilot Maddison, Mechanic Maddison, Magic Maddison, Rick Maddison (Frederick) extra: Marcus Mayfair (employee 517) aka a beta-something-past version of Maddison extra extra: Ludolf Meier (Franky's Uncle) extra extra extra: Adam Smithson, which is clerly related to Franky(s), nuff said

Amelies:

Classic Amelie, Cyberpunk Amelie, Angel Amelie (Amaliel), Parable Amelie (Amber), Male Amelie (Albus), Possessed Amelie (Ambrose), Sinner/Demon Amelie

Sophies:

Fairy Sophie, Employee Sophie (006)

+ Cornelius' ex co-workers: Maria Mironova and Jack Waller

Narrators:

Bionic Narrator (Magnus), Bossy/Demon Narrator (Bernael), Narrator.exe, Beta Narrator (Norbert), Caelumirian Narrator (Augustin), Snapey Narrator, Gem Narrator (Brown Diamond?), Narrator Royce, MONIKA

Curators:

The Observer, Beta Curator (Norene), Angel Curator (Barrattiel), Human Curator (Beatrice), Curator.exe, Curator GLaDOS

Stanleys:

Stanley Freeman, Stanley von Sales, Thomas Stanley Porter, Severine Stanley, Stella Fiedler, Pastel Stanley, Stanley.exe, Gem Stanley (Gray Pearl) Not Stanleys:

Protagonist Chell, Ashley Davies (The Player)

Mariellas:

Classic Mariella, Dream Mariella (aka Doll aka Princess aka Melissa Noxire), Pastel Mariella, Not Mariella (Simona Petrikov), Mariella.exe, Gem Mariella (Peanut Pearl)

Employee 432 aka Settings Person aka Timekeeper aka Ceaseless Watcher:

Eric Nowak

Adventure Line (humanized-ish):

Ghost Adventure Line (Flavian), Gem Adventure Line (Yellow Spinel)

The Employee Lounge (humanized):

Lacey Fidelis, Lesley Fidelis

Ricks:

Narrator Rick, Dandere Rick, Detective Rick, Ava Rickinsocks, Bossy Rick, Hacker Rick

Mortys:

Protagonist Morty, Yandere Morticia, Nerdy Morticia, Captain Morty, Cursed Morty, Shadow Morty, Wizard Morty

OTHERS: Homestuck linked: Kostya Trollen, Nick Surname Presentable Liberty linked: Paul Viaton, Lenore (Eleanor) Farrell, Benjamin Smiley, Charlotte Addams, Barret Videll, Salvadore Marchetti, Morayne Johnson DST linked: Triumphant Wilson and a Willow (iguess?)

Wannabe big guys aka friends from the other side aka yet another aliens (divinedamnedgambles):

Endymion, Nelumbo, Nebula (aka Red and Blue), Mother Nature, Goodness (Agnes), Darkness (The Temptress), Inquisitiveness (aka Yellow aka Employee333), Lorelei, Oneiros, Helianthus (aka Deim's Grandpa), The Troubadour, Aurora

Men In White:

Elyon and Karael, Vega, Gadreel, Raziel, Seraphim

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

23!

23. draw your fav as a vampire No cake for Chell? No problem~

[Artist Ask List]

[zexal-club]

New background/side character for the school just dropped

Introducing Shelby!

Inspired by Chell from Portal

•Doesn't talk much

•Is on the Sports' team

•Best friends with Sakura and Gran

•Favourite food is pie

•Often helps out the Scientific Research Club with their projects

@yukii0nna @anxious-twisted-vampire @marrondrawsalot @bakawitch @kousaka-ayumu