#vamos prender a aretha 2024

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Hello I am an European that has infiltrated Ari's personal circles. It is my personal belief that she is secretly the CEO of a big brand of vintage resellers that are contributing to the death of thrift stores in Europe. My source, you say? Her username is "humana", which is the name of the stores. My personal theory is that the extra a's serve as a distraction. Being a CEO who contributes to the gentrification of second hand is a terrible offence if you ask me!

Your theory sounds very plausible given what we know about her and her username is fantastical evidence that we will be using in court.

Thank you for sharing, i know it’s scary to go against someone as dangerous as her.

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@ European anon, we are now in court against @humanaaa to get her in jail, feel free to reblog her post (it’s my previous reblog) with your evidence

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razões pra prender a @humanaaa

Acab, incluindo a policia do arraiá

ela é um slime, será que podemos mesmo confiar nela?

mandou asks de omegaverso para blogs indefesos

roubou paçoca no arraiá

prendeu todo mundo mas nunca foi presa

traumatizou um pobre católico

A lista de crimes dela é imensa, obrigado pela contribuição.

Ela ainda vai pagar por seus crimes