#value of sloth [eternal sugar tag]

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Happy Valentines Day

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[......]

[They're sleeping.]

[But eventually...]

WE'RE AWAKE!

Finally.

Aw...

We'll have so much more fun now that we're back!

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what did the beasts even do in the tree to pass the time? cry? sing? sleep? evil things?

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I can answer this one!"

"Inside the tree was BORING and AWFUL."

"Some of us passed the time by thinking too little. Others by thinking too much."

"Eternal Sugar Cookie simply slept. And Burning Spice Cookie, with no outlet to cause destruction, thought of what they would have done that would have changed the situation."

"And me? Well, after going through the five stages of grief (with extra time spent in anger) I decided to use the time to write all the plays I would do once I got out."

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silent salt being so done with everyone’s shit. amen

yeah

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Eternal Sugar helps with frosting eyeliner. Looking good!

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What is your opinion on Shrikes, the small predatory bird that impales prey on spikes!

"I like this beast! It's strong for its size."

"It's just like me for real."

"...."

"I like all birds! I didn't know there were any this violent!"

"What an interesting creature... I'd love to read more about it."

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Heyy eternal sugar how does it feel being the best beast? :3

"It's dangerous to praise just one beast around here! The others might get jealous!"

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What exactly are you, Eternal Sugar? Are you related to the Devine or whatever is its counterpart? Or?

Those wings are throwing me off with two sets of two different kinds...

"Not divine, not devilish, only a beast!"

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Imagine Eternal Sugar seeing a pile of pillows, how big is the pile? As big as they want it to be.

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What was everyone’s life like before you tried destroying the world? We know SM cookie being some scholar but what about everyone else?

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What are your souljams made out of? Like I know the “purified” ones are called stuff like grapejam but what are yours called? If you know I will know what they taste like

- feral anon

"Mine is blue raspberry jam!"

"Which isn't even real! It's just regular raspberries. Anyway mine's cranberry jam."

"Mine is apricot jam."

"Mine is rose apple jam, and Silent Salt Cookie's is Blackberry Jam!"

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Ya'll need to get in a sleeping pile and take a nice nap, trust me.

"The others always say they're TOO BUSY or IT'S A WASTE OF TIME but I disagree!!! Sleep is very important!"

"Also sleeping next to Burning Spice Cookie is the best because they're like a heater."

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You’d think Pure vanilla would be smarter than that

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Sorry if I already asked this question, but why would you all go from saviors to beasts?! And I don't wanna hear "because I can," "because I'm bored," or "it's fun." I want actual, concise reasons why each of you turned to destroying innocent cookies. As for you, Shadow Milk cookie, *lassos him with the lasso of truth* I don't want to hear lies, only the truth. Otherwise, I'll get the guardian of the seal to deal with you!

"Wooow you all REALLY want to pry into our personal life, don't you?"

"Fine, I'll tell you, but only because I LOVE a good story."

"Burning Spice Cookie was the first, with a temper as strong as fire, it wasn't long before they got a taste for destruction. Why bother building things for ungrateful little cookies when it could be DESTROYED instead?"

"Eternal Sugar Cookie was second, growing tired of songs, sleeping instead. And as more and more cookies bothered them, begging for more songs happiness, they destroyed anyone who disturbed them until they learned to let them do nothing."

"Mystic Flour Cookie was third, once a figure of sage advice now turning their back on their followers and disappearing, coming back as an apathetic beast who didn't care about those they let down. Or anything anymore."

"And then I was fourth, during the time where my friends were becoming beasts I was researching more and more into magic, and well, magic corrupts, doesn't it? I was so hungry for more knowledge and it was NEVER enough. So I turned to telling stories instead."

"We... don't really know what happened to Silent Salt Cookie. One day they stopped talking, becoming a silent and cruel warrior. If there was a reason, they didn't tell us."

"And that's the story of how we became beasts! Well, it is if that truth lasso of yours is working. I wouldn't be so certain."

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Which of you would win in a fight between the 5 of you? And make it majority rules, don't just all vote yourselves!

And not just a fist fight, a full scale battle is more so what i'm asking about

"Good question! It would be me."

"Ah ah ah! Just because you're the strongest physically doesn't mean you'll win."

"Yes, each of us are talented in our own way in a fight. It would be quite a close match. But if I had to choose someone besides myself, it would be Silent Salt Cookie."

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"Yeah, I may not be very strong but my music can manipulate others! Like how Shadow Milk Cookie can do that with his puppet strings. I'd vote for Shadow Milk Cookie."

"I'd vote for Mystic Flour Cookie. Have you SEEN the amount of land they've completely dissolved?"

"I'm choosing to abstain from the voting. I think it would be a tie."

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Do yall had height charts size?

Here you go!