#valhell-yah!

[valkurious69]

My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 1

Hi my name is Tamzin (no relation to Tamsin!! it’s a rally common name ok thx) Ran Fenrir Loki and I am a Valkyrie. No not like, a sexy valkrey that you see on Halloween (AN: ewwww gross massagynist alert!!11!), even tho I am really sexy, but like a real life mythikal one. With wings and everything.

Anyway I am 19 years young (hahahaha get it?? LOLZ) and people always tell me I’m gorgeous, because all valkyries just are, but I think that I’m one of the most prettier ones, because I seem to be able to get aaaanyone I want. Even females. That’s right you guessed it... I’M BI!!!! (AN: if you hate bi ppl then you can just FKOFF KAY. this is my store and I will block you if you flam me you homoprobe!!) So like, I do it with basically everyone, but not if they’re gross. ick. If you’re not at LEAST @ the hotness level of Thor or Kurt Cobain (IF YOU DON KNOW WHO HE IS THEN STOP READIN RN!!!11!!), then don’t even brother. But that doesn’t make me a slut.


So today was a typical day when I decided to wake up. I stretched my long arms and twirled my long neck til I heard a pop!, then sighed seductively. Unfortunately, no one was around to hear it, or they would’ve definitely been aroused. I slid my long legs over the bed to stand up, then pulled my messy shoulder-length hair back into a bun, walking over to my closet. My hair was of coarse blonde, but I had died the tips pastel shades of mint and teal, faded to a hot looking umbre affect. I applied my SmokyLoki eyeliner to my dusty purple eyes (AN: they’er not actually dusty, OMF, don’t be stupid, I don’t want moar comments about things you guys just don’t get!!1), and gave them liquid wing tips, then blended it out with light grey and rose purple shadows (this makeup totally changes colors as you move it’s super sexxxx!!). I finished up with a dusty rose hip gloss and smacked my lips loudly in a pout.

“Oh yeah,” I thought eerily to myself. “I‘m gonna bring some boys to Valhalla tonight!”


Next, I opened my closet and took off all my clothes, so I was naked in front of it. Then I preceded to look for a perfect outfit to go with my hot ass look. “No... no... NO!” I quipped angrily, throwing outfit after outfit onto the floor behind me. Nothing was sexy enough!! Until... I saw it.  

“Valhell-yah!” I screamed cleverly, unsheathing the clothes form their hanger and tossing it too. I poured myself onto a pair of sheer tights with black angel wing designs tattooed on the back of the calves, slung a pleather miniskirt low on my hips, stepped into teal ankle boots with black laces, and wrestled a strappy harness bra from Blackheart with peacock feather lace over my regular teal Blackheart bra for extra support (34DDD is a blessing and a cruise, OK?? don’t hate!). Then I topped it off with a light grey off-the-shoulder sweeter with the Moon Phases across the front, the long sleeves draping over my wrists coyly. I also didn’t have to worry about my wings because they were folded up and only come out when I need to fight or fly or whatever, so it’s not usually a problem getting dressed (AN: see??? I do my research!!). After adding three crystal gem necklaces (aquamarine, ocean jasper, and lasper) under my black stretchy choker, I was looking too good to be this misunderstood! I finger-gunned myself in the mirror, then blew off the invisible smoke in a way that looked like I was doing something else... (AN: ew get your mind out of the gutter you pervs!! wink wink!!11!)

But that’s when the phone range and my mom wasn’t home so I had to go pick it up.


[zombiejette]

My Sweet Sacrifice

Hi my name is Tamzin (no relation to Tamsin!! it’s a rally common name ok thx) Ran Fenrir Loki and I am a Valkyrie. No not like, a sexy valkrey that you see on Halloween (AN: ewwww gross massagynist alert!!11!), even tho I am really sexy, but like a real life mythikal one. With wings and everything. 

Anyway I am 19 years young (hahahaha get it?? LOLZ) and people always tell me I’m gorgeous, because all valkyries just are, but I think that I’m one of the mostest prettier ones, because I seem to be able to get aaaanyone I want. Even females. That’s right you guessed it... I’M BI!!!! (AN: if you hate bi ppl then you can just FKOFF KAY. this is my store and I will block you if you flam me you homoprobe!!) So like, I do it with basically everyone, but not if they’re gross. Like. If you’re not at LEAST to the hotness level of Thor or Kurt Cobain (IF YOU DON KNOW WHO HE IS THEN STOP READIN RN!!!11!!), then I don’t even brother. But that doesn’t make me a slut.


So today was a typical day when I decided to wake up. I stretched my long arms and twirled my long neck til I heard a pop!, then sighed seductively. Unfortunately, no one was around to hear it, or they would’ve definitely been aroused. I slid my long legs over the bed to stand up, then pulled my messy shoulder-length hair back into a bun, walking over to my closet. My hair was of coarse blonde, but I had died the tips pastel shades of mint and teal, faded to a hot looking umbre affect. I applied my SmokyLoki eyeliner to my dusty purple eyes (AN: they’er not actually dusty, OMF, don’t be stupid, I don’t want moar comments about things you guys just don’t get!!1), and gave them liquid wing tips, then blended it out with light grey and rose purple shadows (this makeup totally changes colors as you move it’s super sexxxx!!). I finished up with a dusty rose lip gloss and smacked my lips loudly in a pout. 

“Oh yeah,” I thought eerily to myself. “I‘m gonna bring some boys to Valhalla tonight!”


Next, I opened my closet and took off all my clothes, so I was naked in front of it. Then I preceded to look for a perfect outfit to go with my hot ass look. “No... no... NO!” I quipped angrily, throwing outfit after outfit onto the floor behind me. Nothing was sexy enough!! Until... I saw it.  

“Valhell-yah!” I screamed cleverly, unsheathing the clothes form their hanger and tossing it too. I poured myself onto a pair of sheer tights with black angel wing designs tattooed on the back of the calves, slung a pleather miniskirt low on my hips, stepped into teal ankle boots with black laces, and wrestled a strappy harness bra from Blackheart with peacock feather lace over my regular teal Blackheart bra for extra support (34DDD is a blessing and a cruise, OK?? don’t hate!). Then I topped it off with a light grey off-the-shoulder pullover with the Moon Phases in a circle on the front, the long sleeves draping over my wrists coyly. I also didn’t have to worry about my wings because they were folded up and only come out when I need to fight or fly or whatever, so it’s not usually a problem getting dressed (AN: see??? I do my research!!). After adding three crystal gem necklaces (aquamarine, ocean jasper, and lasper) under my black stretchy choker, I was looking too good to be this misunderstood! I finger-gunned myself in the mirror, then blew off the invisible smoke in a way that looked like I was doing something else... (AN: ew get your mind out of the gutter you pervs!! wink wink!!11!)

But that’s when the phone rang and my mom wasn’t home so I had to go pick it up.