#valdangelo really needs more art

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Thank you so much @rosesradio for this idea!

nico is emo. motorcycles are emo. leo would love a badass motorcycle boyfriend. nico on a motorcycle would cause gay panic which equals maximum valdangelo vibes

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[hexcitrine]

tag meme

tag 9 people you want to know better (i will proceed to not do that)

tagged by @cmdthenerd

3 ships: i honestly haven’t been that big into shipping for years because it doesn’t really do it for me. but…soldave, jaderose, and davekat (all homestuck ships). they manage to make me feel things on occasion

1st ever ship: i don’t know how to explain this but (as far as i can recall) it was valdangelo…as in leo valdez/nico di angelo from heroes of olympus. this was before solangelo was ever a thing on anybody’s radar. i have no idea why. i saw parallels (please don’t ask me what those parallels were, i do not know)

last song: pretty sure it was the awakening by peter gundry! i’ve been listening to a bunch of his stuff recently

last movie: i…think it was the wonder? it had florence pugh in it. i don’t watch movies too often

currently reading: …jjba fanfiction. no i will not say which fics

currently watching: i just watch a lot of long youtube videos these days. last night i was in the middle of “kurzgesagt and the art of climate greenwashing” by think that through, probably gonna finish it off tonight (update: this is future me. i was getting ready to post this and was like “oh there’s one more link i need to grab for this post, what was it…oh it’s the video i am watching right this very moment while i am working on this post”)

currently consuming: actively in the middle of drinking boba and eating popcorn chicken right now :)

currently craving: i am so fucking full i cannot think of food right now…

i am allergic to tagging people in tag memes so if you see this and you want to do it, you can just say that i tagged you 😙

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I'm gonna write a Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus High School au because I can.

It's going to be Valdangelo.

And Percy and Leo will be friends. (Bis gotta stick together.)

There's not other ships besides Valdangelo.

Percy is just dates anyone and everyone. He's a ho(just not in a sexual way). Which is wildly out of character but it's my fic.

Annabeth simply does not have time for dating. She's got way too much going on and it's not like it interests her anyways.

Jason's alive because I haven't read the third trials of Apollo and because I said so.

Piper is the vice president for their class(Annabeth is president obviously) and also a junior yearbook editor and on the track team because she strikes me as one of those people.

Hazel does all the arts(including drama) and is also on the the yearbook team.

Grover is Percy's best friend(I love Grover and he's never included in these) and they hang out and he was there when Percy got his first tattoo.

Also Percy has tattoos but he's seventeen and has parental approval so it's all okay.

Okay I take back what I said. Grover has Juniper because he deserves it. So there's two ships but that's it!

Frank is the weird kid who moved there from Canada but is related to Percy in some way or another so he's staying with them and also everyone loves him because have you met Frank.

Okay I was wrong again because I'mma include Theyna.

Thalia and Jason live with their dad and their stepmom which isn't fun but it could be worse.

Thalia goes to an all girls school because of some things that happened.

She met Reyna there and they fell in love. It's grossly cute, okay?

Luke is the same age as Thalia and both her and Percy have dated him(wow that's not worded right). Percy more recently and they both think it's weird but also both agree it wasn't the best choice. (Not that Luke did anything wrong. Just you know).

Nico and Hazel are super close and it's really sweet.

Leo is passing all of his classes even though he doesn't know any of the material and it drives the others crazy.

Hazel, Percy, Thaila, and Nico hate and love seeing each other at school because they've grown up together like siblings and if you have siblings you understand.

Paul is the English teacher(as always. Also it's always respecting Paul hours in my house.)

Poseidon and Percy are in good terms even though he was absent until he was twelve like in canon.

No Smelly Gabe because this is a no gods au and so it doesn't make any sense.

All of them do some sort of sport besides football because I don't like Football and refuse to write about it.

It goes like this:

All the boys play the basketball.

All the girls play basketball.

I like basketball.

Leo, Hazel, Nico, Reyna, Percy, Jason, and Annabeth are all on the same soccer team.

Piper, Leo, Jason, Annabeth, and Percy do track. (Frank may do discus/shot put I don't know yet).

This is not a sports au I just want you all to know this.

There's no swimming team because that's weird I'm sorry. Also I don't want to write anything about it because it would literally just be Percy. :)

Leo is also part of the yearbook team. He's the photographer and he's really good at getting pictures of people with out them knowing.

Nico does drama with Hazel.

Piper and Percy are really close.

All of them are really close.

I want this to be nice. I write too much angst.

Also Leo is constantly getting asked where he's from because of his accent and he has no clue what they're talking about because they're the ones with the accent(this is set in New York fyi).

I suppose this also goes for Hazel and Frank but most people know where Frank's from.

Will is there he's just not dating Nico I'm sorry.

He's not really apart of the group either. (I like him and all but also I don't really know where to stick him and I don't wanna make everyone a main character because I still need supporting characters I'm sorry!!).

Calypso goes to the school with Thalia and Reyna.

Also no Zoe's not there. I'm not sorry. I would not be able to not cry.

That's it that's all I got. This all started out as a joke but now I kinda wanna write it.

Edit(Pre posting but it's an edit to me): Luke switched schools and that's why his and Percy's relationship doesn't work out. It's almost the opposite for Thaila. There I solved the problem you guys didn't even know needed an answer.