#valarphobic

[arofili]

podcast posters ★ TOLKIEN: THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGENDARIUM @legendarium-pod ★ FT. @ecthclion, @shineoftherainbow, + @valarphobic

Hello and welcome to the podcast where three gay nerds gush about Tolkien for an hour every month! Follow along as we read through his various works, book by book, and (in some cases) chapter by chapter and discuss their content. We hope you’ll stay with us along the road that goes ever on!

[ataniweek]

Atani Week: January 6-12, 2020

This is a week-long event celebrating the Atani, or better known as the Race Of Men. This is a week designed to help show case some of the lesser known men and give them a time to shine, though of course some fan favorites I’m sure will be included. Despite being the second born children, that doesn’t mean men need to be ignored

Any content and creations are welcome as long! You can create edits, gifs, fanart, fanfic, fanmixes, and more! To participate, create your fanwork and post it in the #ataniweekor @ the @ataniweek blog!

Below are some prompts for each day of the week. They are not mandatory.

DAY ONE: Men with the Sun, Eru, and the two dark lords.   DAY TWO: Three Houses of the Edain.  DAY THREE: Numenor.   DAY FOUR: Numenor’s descendants (Gondor, Arnor, and Umbar) DAY FIVE: Northmen (Rohan, Dale, and Laketown) DAY SIX: Easterlings and Haradrim and Dunlendings DAY SEVEN: Hobbits or a Free Day

This event is being run, solo by @valarphobic. If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to message this blog or my there. Also a rules list is here. 

Thank you!

[theoppositeofprofound]

a gift unto you

(credit to the group chat for the idea! @valarphobic you know what’s up)

[hildorien]

Valarphobic >>>> Hildorien

[bisexualturin]

tagged by @cuthalion, thanks!!! :)

Rules: Post a GIF that represents you, but it can’t be from a fandom mentioned in your header/bio; then tag some people.

so basically this is footage of my last two braincells

tagginggg @kingofthereunitedkingdom @plays-with-shadows @thegreatstrongbow @valarphobic @avantegarda @glorfindel-is-a-porcelain-doll @lesbiankiliel okie dokie !!! no pressure just for fun lol :)

[bisexualturin]

“If I were” tag game!

tagged by @glorfindel-is-a-porcelain-doll, thanks!!!! i love doing these :’)

(this one’s long so i’ll put it below a cut!)

If I were a month, I’d be: april

If I were a day of the week, I’d be: thursday

If I were a planet, I’d be: saturn

If I were a sea animal, I’d be: a sea cucumber

If I were a god/goddess, I’d be: ariadne, i love her story

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: a nightstand

If I were a gemstone, I’d be: opal

If I were a flower, I’d be: sunflower!

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: slightly breezy

If I were a colour, I’d be: bright orange

If I were an emotion, I’d be: confidence (not always a good thing)

If I were a fruit, I’d be: a peach

If I were a sound, I’d be:  this (hiZZUHHHH HAHAHA)

If I were an element, I’d be: earth!!! (earthbenders ftw)

If I were a place, I’d be: a tidepool

If I were a mythological creature, I’d be: a talking jackalope hell yeah

If I were a taste, I’d be: boba tea, but the good kind where u can still taste the tea and the boba hits just right

If I were a scent, I’d be: umm my perfume lol

If I were an object, I’d be: chopsticks

If I were a body part, I’d be: hands

If I were a song, I’d be: “first” by cold war kids

tagging: @kingofthereunitedkingdom @plays-with-shadows @lesbiankiliel @thegreatstrongbow @valarphobic i feel like i always tag y’all in stuff sorry haha but i just really like doing these :’) no pressure!! happy labor day!

[bisexualturin]

tagged by @uhtcearemorning​, thanks so much!!! this looks so fun omg

Rules: Bold all the aesthetics that you relate to.

Side A - The city

glittering lights, yawning skyscrapers, broken glass shards, street gangs, hip hop music, late night strolls, blinking stars, sleek cars, flickering neon signs, glittery earrings, small tattoos, empty subways, dark eyeshadow, snapping cameras, cozy apartments, fried churros, silver necklaces, dyed hair, ripped jeans, bright lipstick, dazzling smiles

Side B - The book nerd

large glasses, steaming hot chocolate, thick books, lofi music, hot pastries, soft smiles, large sweaters, quiet libraries, small flowers, melting candles, sweetened coffee, messy hair buns, soft pillows, fairy lights, vanilla scents

Side C - The stereotypical girl

soft pinks, mini skirts, crop tops, romantic fantasies, love songs, strawberry milkshakes, lipgloss, high ponytails, candy hearts, nail polish, starbucks coffee, clear skies, hoop earrings, excited ramblings, stuttering heartbeats, rose bouquets, soft blushes

Side D - The stereotypical boy

arcade games, graphic t-shirts, baseball caps, chocolate milkshakes, messy rooms, acoustic guitars, chocolate chip cookies, multi-colored bruises, rap music, nightly escapades, stolen glances, pencil-drumming, chocolate milk boxes, low hums

Side E - The nature hippie

mini plants, cloud-watching, star gazing, damp forests, sandy beaches, ocean waves, wildflowers, hiking, iced lemon tea, gardening, hippie music, buttered toast, birds chirping, multi-coloured leaves, evening sunlight, fruit cups, sundresses

Side F - The rebel

cherry lollipops, devil hand signs, grape flavoured bubble gum, rock music, killer boots, dark make-up, horror movies, denim jackets, switchblades, handguns, stargazing on rooftops, glowing cigarettes, large headphones, skull rings, converse shoes, graffiti murals, glowing moonlight, rose thorns, fishnet stockings

Side G - The winter

busy cafes, oversized hoodies, drizzling rain, small snowflakes, marshmallows in hot chocolate, loose hair, sad music, reading a book, blanket forts, frozen lakes, crackling fireplaces, old movies

Side H - The summer

tank tops, lemonade, sunny days, dripping popsicles, short haircuts, tinted sunglasses, cotton candy, amusement parks, traveling, blasting music on the car radio, wagging dog tails, large sunflowers, snow cones

Side I - The autumn

pumpkin lattes, warm bakeries, warm colours, hair braids, soft sweaters, colourful leaves, purring cats, dark chocolate bars, romance movies, soft music, zentangling, vintage cameras

Side J - The spring

floral scents, peach tea, mint shampoo, tinkling laughter, video cassettes, colourful paintings, excited smiles, lollipop sticks, blooming flowers, melting snow, action movies, singing in the shower

tagging @kingofthereunitedkingdom​, @iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe​, @princess-faelivrin​, @valarphobic​, @mc-dude and anyone else who wants to do this!!!

[bisexualturin]

(Valarphobic here) we can both be right

BRUH yeah 😎👌