#val.json

[valtrushka]

everyone says pandora is better than promethea. if you bring up how much pandora sucks people will say "well at least you're not on promethea". and I get it, promethea fucking sucks but you know what? at least on promethea I could get a fucking treat. at least between getting shot at I could get a goddamn croissant. a cookie. a doughnut even. on pandora there are no treats. just bug legs and tough meat for every meal and alcohol that isn't even FRUITY and I'm just supposed to live like this!!

[valtrushka]

Rev said there's no such thing as unteachable so she's giving me driving lessons tonight so Ellie maybe considers lifting my ban ^_^ Я так сильно ее люблю. <3

[valtrushka]

they should make a type of alcohol that doesn't make you want to kill everyone in the morning

[valtrushka]

I may have been cursed at birth with an unexplainable alien phenomenon in my arm, but sometimes I thank god that it wasn't worse. I could have been born french.

[valtrushka]

I need to **** ****'* *** **** *** *** **** ***** **

[valtrushka]

if zeke doesn't wash that fucking coat next laundry day I'm going to take it out to the dust and burn it

[valtrushka]

Maybe I can teleport actually, I just choose not to so these fuckers don't treat me like a taxi service.

[valtrushka]

I'm going to stop being a missing person for 10 minutes just to tell the true crime podcasters that I'm a woman now and then vanish again leaving the trail cold once more. I think it would be funny.

[valtrushka]

I ask the other sirens how to do shit and they respond with "idk I just do it. Skill issue. Have you tried doing drugs about it"

what if I mauled you with my tiger. What then. Fuck you.

[valtrushka]

anon hate

Can't even put effort into the anon hate smh