#vagxry

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Stepping out of the fast food joint, Mary Jane checked her purse and carefully put the bag inside, zipping it up. Post-rehearsal meals usually came out of bags anyway, so she wasn’t surprised it happened again. She stepped away from the building and turned the corner, finding herself walking side-by-side with someone. Turning her head, she grinned.

“Why hello there. In New York for the tourism or do you live around here? I love meeting others in the city. Moved here not long ago,” she admitted. Of course, that was only if the man wanted to have a conversation. Mary Jane was used to polite versions of ‘please fuck off, miss.’ 

[aporiven-blog]

"So, Mr blue Paladdin, am I allowed to ask you /water/ you up to?"

He cackled at this guy. He nursed his drink and took a sip. Better than nunvil. “I mean you can. Do bad puns work on everyone?”

[fadewolf-blog]

@vagxry

“It seems that I’ve suddenly been stricken with the inability to read. It must be the tea.”

[saltyfandomreceipts]

That is hands down the worst and most guilt trippy apology that has ever been published. And don't even preach about anon, you're running this blog anonymously. You don't like anons then you come off anon, otherwise we are following your go ahead.

Okay fine. My name is Alex. I run the blog vagxry, a nothing little oc blog. There are you happy? Not on anon anymore. So what now?

I may be “””guilt trippy”” for telling you that you’re causing my depression to go haywire because your vile constant attacks on my “credibility” as an abuse survivor were upseting me to the point I could barely function. If you didn’t want to be “guilt tripped” maybe you shouldn’t have attacked me until I couldn’t breathe. so much for compassion on your end.

[agentbrompton]

When you wish... || Closed with vagxry

Hazel slung her bag over the back of the bar's chair, then hung her jacket over top of it. A slight deterrent to would-be thieves. Not that this bar was particularly seedy, or more likely to have thieves than any other; it was simply the principle of the matter. She wasn't going to make it easy.

She settled in the chair and flagged down a server. A pint of something dark and malty paired with a fish and chips platter sounded ideal. She was chilled and tired and wanted comfort food that for once she wasn't cooking for herself. She also wasn't ready to go home yet to her perpetually-empty flat. She was groundside for a fortnight to file reports and paperwork, go through yearly security, medical and dental processes, and had gotten pulled into a sweep search in the city for rogue HYDRA agents that were suspected to be lurking around. Nothing yet on that front, either it was just rumours or they were being magnificently sneaky. It had proven to be a long cold day and she was done with the hunt for now.

She had also gone to see Bryce's brothers. They were darling and funny as always, but they had no news for her regarding Bryce, and she had none for them, so it was ultimately an exercise in frustration for all of them. She suspected that there was no need to explain to either of them that each passing day with no update was a step further into despair. Bryce was their blood and her heart and it was desperate all around.

Her food and drink arrived to distract her from that sad line of thoughts. She took a long pull from the stout before tucking into the blessedly hot fish and potatoes. She took her time. She knew she'd have to go home once she was done, a hot bath and some tea and a good night's sleep actually sounded ideal. But the loneliness would follow her there and she intensely disliked the prospect of dealing with it yet again, alone in the night and likely weepy and cursing the fates by the time sleep took her. She wished suddenly and selfishly with all her heart that she could move on, find someone who would be there and not fade away as all of her lovers seemed to after a short time, a real partner to live and love with and count on to stay. Wishful thinking never did much but it was honest at least. And she felt miserable for it.

[cerisefatale-blog]

vagxry replied to your post: honey your url is really unfortunate

[[COME AT ME ANON. PUT UP YOUR FISTS AND GET READY, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT. I’M READY]]

Talked to some people on Discord and apparently the anon must have gone straight to NSFW thinking. This is why we can’t have nice things.

[costumesandphoenixes]

🦇- If your muse had wings, would they be feathered and bird-like, leathery bat-like wings, or insect-like fairy or butterfly wings?

@vagxry || More Unusual Questions for your Muse

Feathered and Birdlike. Always. I do actually have a Fae!verse rp going on with @neverparted, and Aiden is a phoenix fae, and her wings are pretty important to her. 

The only time I’ve considered her with any other wings is in a discussed rp on skype where she was going to be a normal fairy. There she had wings similar to a Julia Heliconian butterfly.

[skylinesentinel]

🐉

Send 🐉 to have my muse become a dragon!

There were so many things that Peter absolutely couldn’t believe unless he saw it. That meant that Electro had been a bit of a surprise. This, however, was a bit more than that. 

Peter had turned into a tiny dragon the size of a regular housecat. Sitting on the rough concrete, he hid behind a trashcan and narrowed his eyes at ZJ, a squeaky roar coming from his mouth. 

“How dare-?! When I said dragons were cute, I didn’t mean I wanted to be one! Did you do this? How does this go away? I can’t even go home right now,” he complained. His scaly tail swished behind him and Peter bumbled over to ZJ, falling snout-first into the concrete. “Oh... great. I can barely walk now too.”

[cxrpusnymphe-archive-blog]

legend of korra [yesss]

                  | TV Show Meme — Accepting |

            { Haven’t watched since the beginning of season 2 buuuut —

favorite male character: Bolin or Meelo favorite female character: Lin Beifong and Jinoraleast favorite character: Uhh the bad guysprettiest character: Either Asami or Opal jfc funniest character: Meelofavorite season: 4 even if i didn’t watch itfavorite episode: When Toph comes back still haven’t seen itfavorite romantic ship: It’s either Zharrick or Korrasami idkfavorite family ship: Tenzin and Korra have a great bond ;v;favorite friend ship: Crap idk, Korra and the gang?worst ship: ???? }

[fadewolf-blog]

"THERE YOU ARE FUCKER. GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SON."

A pointed ear twitched and Solas took a step back. As always, the sheer volume of ZJ’s voice had him frowning slightly. 

“I’m afraid that I cannot. Surely, you understand the reason why.” A dry, unamused tone. Solas turned away, intending to get out of the immediate range of magic. “I have nothing to apologize for.”

[cerisefatale-blog]

❝ Just ‘cause some gonad gets his zipper going? I’d rather be dead. ❞

“I’d rather see said gonad stuck in his zipper, thank you. But yes, we had to shut down the entire theater and I’m fairly certain that the owners had to have the place professionally cleaned after that. Seriously, who in the world pulls a Pee Wee Herman in this day and age expecting to get away with it? No one wants to see your trouser snake unless they ask.” 

Mary Jane was clearly aggravated, aggressively flipping her hair over her shoulder, shaking her head. “It doesn’t make sense to ruin something just because you want to be a deviant. Don’t involve innocents in your sins unless they ask for it. Consent is sexy but having that staring at you when you’re doing your lines? No thanks.” 

[beefcakequnari]

Secret handshake

It’s not that tormenting the residents of Skyhold was fun; it was damn fun. Maybe Sera had some right idea after all with this pranking shit, either way having a partner in crime that wasn’t groaning at his jokes was refreshing. 

“We should have a secret handshake- for when we want to hit them with a joke!” ZJ had stated and that’s when he’s grinning, it’s brilliant. It’s a simple enough secret handshake, but it gives them a way to let one another know that they’re about to do a setup for the pun; by day three anytime one of their hands move the inner circle are already groaning.

[costumesandphoenixes]

The Beginning || Aiden and ZJ

@vagxry

“I’ll see you guys tomorrow for practice, break some legs for me tonight.”

Aiden grinned, waving back at her fellow aerialists as she exited the dressing room. Much as she loved performing, flying through the air over a stage and crowd, tonight there was something else she was looking forward to more.

A first date.

Just the thought of it had her smiling. She’d met ZJ not too long ago, and had quickly grown fond of the Garrison student. They’d hung out before but not as any sort of ‘date’. Tonight was going to be different. She just hoped it would be in a good way.

When she stepped out of the side entrance of the theater the lights of Vegas were already lighting up the sunset sky. Stretching her arms over her head she smiled and leaned back against the wall, watching the cars go by and listening for the familiar hum of a hover bike.