#vaelliana

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Wrote a fic but Tumblr hates me so it didn't post the first time

The Wedding!?

by princelokifanblog

tags: duck game, vaellus x eliana, secret other ships, character death, fluff, angst, tw knick knack

Once upon a tiem in the feywild there was a bunch of fried. They had alot of fin otghether `and went on adventures. On one adventure, the friends travelled to the astral planed becaue Minke’s mom was there (actyaly his granmda but we dont hve time to explain that). They found a really nice house there that actually belonged to Figs stepdad (HIS REAL DAD!!! WHO DOESNT HATE HIM OR KILL HIM!!!). They said woaw this is nice and went inside. Inside there was a nice picture and a cool couch and then som armour and stairs. Down the stairs there was a people. The people were parents… TO THE FREINDS!!! An orc man named mugorim was there and he was gifs dad but he tried to STAB HIM sand you know why??? Because he thought he was VAELLUS!!! AND HE WAS JEALOS OF VAELLUS BECAUSE ELIANA IS IN LOVE HIM AND NOT MURGIM!!!

They beat up figd dad and then got a message from… THE PRICNISSS GRRRRR!!! The princess said fig had to STOP BEING VAELLUS WARLOCK AND BE HERS INSTEAD AND FIG SAID YES OH NO!!! Princess alos said that vaellus and eliana were getting MARRIED YAY!!! And fig wanted to go back to be there but the ;rincess said the OOOONLY WAY was to be ber WARLOCK!!!

They got back and the wedding was happening. There wwere flowers everywhere and the air smelled like laundry detergent. So good. Fig saw his mom and vaellus getting married and the princess was doing vows for them but taking WAY TOO LONG BECAUYSE SHE SUCKS. Fig wanted to say hi to hs mom because its hims mom so he did but the princess told his mom fig was dead or something so she FREAKED OUT and got scared. Fig has a little guy friend named reghie and reggie was a bitch ansd sneaky snuck up and bit vaellus ANKEL!!! NOT THE NAKLE!!! So vaellus KICKED his leg and said that he got bit so eliana who is a good lady and wife wanted to get the guy who bit so she punched but she missed and aPUNCHED VAELLYUS NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Then EVEYRONE started fighting because it eaas cRAZZY and the rpicness trapped vaellus in a ground hole in the fgorund and he was stuck in the hole. Fig went to his mom and said hi mom and she said hi fig and mugorin said RAAAR and then the princess punched sevyn and sevyn flew into the skynbut minke turned into a angel (he can dp that trust me i have a good theory about it) and saved him and then aradenn said woah. adraenns mom was dancing but not kn a weird way it ws just a jig. Vaellus got out of the hole because eliana helped hi but the princess got SO MAD so she fell overt from the mad so minke threw an angel laser at her (this is part of my theory keepnup). She exploded into a dust and it was fine.

Then everybody cheered and the wedding kept going nd eliana and vaellus kissed. The spark between them was more electrifying than a flash of lighting in the moonlit sky, burning brighter than the fires of hell (where the princess hung out) and more passionate than anything ever before. Looking into his eyes, Eliana could see her one true soulmate, the most incredible man in the world who would give up life and limb to keep her save and cherished. He was hers and she was his, wholly and undoubtedly. It didn’t mater how manty people were watching them, because their souls were intertwined in a dance of destiny, their threads of fate woven together in an immaculate tapestry of glory.

They did some more kissies and then knicmkanc showed up and said HEY I HATDE KSISING but he was actually just dad because when the princess kept him hostage she said he could never find love and wasnt allowed it so he got jealous easy. Sevyn knew this and gave him the ring of message and said tp get a girfling of bofyriend or someone and he did ans it was he coral king and they are married now. But its more important that elaiana and vaellus are married because they are otp and goals and everything and this fandom is AWFUL to them so i will make them kiss again in this fanfic.

Eliana and vaellus kissed again and it wa sparkling and rainbowful. Fig was so happy and everyone else was there except mugroin cause i dont want him there anymore soforget he was ever there. Someone else was in lov but im not telling you rando al; my duck game ships but mor characters got married that day or a different day i dont know yet i stil have to thingk about it and be comfortable postign abot my shipz onlen. Anywaylike comment subscribe and ofloow for more duck game content like vaelliana the BEST ship.

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OMG WHY ARE THEY CRASHING THE VAELLIANA WEDDING THAT'S SO MEAN

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i wanna make a duck game ship bracket so please reply to this post with your favourite ships for me to put in! OBVIOUSLY vaelliana is gonna be on there (and hopefully win) but any other ships are welcome too! (unless i hate them)

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other duck game ships are trying so hard to be vaelliana fr

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thinking about vaellus telling eliana about fig and his friends and how happy she would be that he has them

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i really hope we get to see more vaellus / eliana soon because they sound like such a cute couple????? the absolute best duck game ship imo.

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VAELLIANA WON!!! (as it should)

if i forgot any let me know for next time!

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okay guys i haven't been active as much in my blog BECAUSE I'VE been thinking really hard lately. my opinion on vaellus... CHANGED. i know i used to talk about how vaelliana was the best ship ever but i don't know if i think that anymore. there might be a better ship.

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literally can’t stand your generation of tiktok fandom people, there is no media literacy my god

HEY i did NOT join the fandom from tiktok. i don't even HAVE tiktok (even though that's not relevant at all, i watch youtube shorts). media is interesting because it's up to the interpretation of whoever's consuming it. i consume duck game on a regular basis and therefore i'm allowed to draw conclusions from OBVIOUS clues sheila is leaving for all of us. sure, some people think i'm crazy but i'm NOT. vaellus isn't evil, vaelliana isn't toxic, minke is an angel, mugorim and the princess SUCK. these aren't just my opinions they're real facts that you can find for yourself if you stop drooling over useless ships for five minutes and worrying about how your 'babies' are doing. being disconnected from the main protagonists helps you to see what this campaign is REALLY for.

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if i forgot any let me know for next time!

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Oh my god they're not??? Readingrock is two teenage boys crushing on each other, Mugorim and Eliana are a himbo and his absolute badass monk fiancee, Namila and Willimum Gnohnson are a husband and wife duo that just reunited after almost 17 YEARS of being apart... What part of any of this reads "Vaelliana" to you???

other duck game ships are trying so hard to be vaelliana fr

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IT WAS HER FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE SHE WAS SO NERVOUS BECAUSE IT WAS HER WEDDING SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM 💔💔💔

OMG WHY ARE THEY CRASHING THE VAELLIANA WEDDING THAT'S SO MEAN

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princevyn will never be real but ok <3

i wanna make a duck game ship bracket so please reply to this post with your favourite ships for me to put in! OBVIOUSLY vaelliana is gonna be on there (and hopefully win) but any other ships are welcome too! (unless i hate them)

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jk vaelliana will always reign supreme but vaellus x mugorim has a little kick to it

okay guys i haven't been active as much in my blog BECAUSE I'VE been thinking really hard lately. my opinion on vaellus... CHANGED. i know i used to talk about how vaelliana was the best ship ever but i don't know if i think that anymore. there might be a better ship.