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The Revivalry - A Tribute To Running Wild

Paragon - The Final Command

Soul Demise - Blind

Torment - Tormentation

Paragon - Revenge

Eagleution - A Tribute To Saxon

Reviver - reviver

V8 Wankers - The Demon Tweak

Hibria - Detying The Rules

Wacken Magazin

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V8 Wankers - The Devil Made Me Do I Again

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Motörhead - “Ridin' With The Driver“ from 1986s “Orgasmatron”

V8 Wankers - “Detroit Steel” from 2003s “Automotive Rampage”

Danko Jones - “Code Of The Road” from 2008s “ Never Too Loud”

Adam West - "Piece of Ass" from 2001s “Right On!“

Peter Pan Speedrock - “Crank up the everything” from 2010s “Out for Blood”

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V8 Wankers rollen aufs Icerock zu

Die Ausgabe 2021 des Icerock Festivals setzt bekanntlich auf die Nachbarschaft. Was heisst, dass die Organisatoren sich Bands aussuchen, welche ans Festival kommen können, ohne sich in den Flieger zu setzen. Man möchte keine bösen Überraschungen erleben, wenn sich Flugreisen aufgrund der gegenwärtigen Weltlage, als Reiseerlebnis der Frühfliegerei darstellen könnte. Was heisst man setzt auf das vierrädrige Transportsystem. Da drängt sich natürlich eine Band, mit ihrem diesbezüglich mehr als eindeutigen Namen, richtig gehend auf. Die V8 Wankers aus Offenbach am Main lassen ihre High Speed Rock’n’Roll Karre an und brettern nach Wasen im Emmental. Vor 20 Jahren gegründet spielten sie sich hoch zur Speerspitze des deutschen Speedrock’n’Roll. Sie rockten schon Auftritte im Vorprogramm von Rose Tattoo und den seeligen Motörhead. Sie sehen sich als “We Are The Fist Of Rock” und dies verdient. Die V8 Wankers kennen nur ein Gas, nämlich Vollgas. Und wem es noch nicht schnell genug ist, kann immer noch dem V8W Speedclub beitreten, dem Fanclub der Band. Lasst Euch überzeugen wenn der V8 seinen Motor startet und über das Icerock Festival hinwegdonnert.

V8 Wankers rollen aufs Icerock zu was originally published on The Art 2 Rock

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V8 Wankers - Promo (2008) by THE PIXELEYE // Dirk Behlau on Flickr.

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V8 Wankers - Simply Irresistible | Official Music Video

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Weser Metal Meeting 2019: Das (richtige) Line-up!

In unserer aktuellen Aprilausgabe hat sich ein Fehler in das Line-up eingeschlichen, deshalb nachfolgend das korrekte Line-up des Weser Metal Meeting 2019.

Line-up des Weser Metal Meeting 2019

  Dezperadoz Dezperadoz (DE) Ennio Morricone meet`s Metal Eine einmalige Kreuzung aus Heavy Rock und Western-Sounds. Als gestandene Profimusiker können sie auf eine erfolgreiche Livekarriere (u. A. in Wacken) zurückblicken. Fünf Studioalben wurden bereits veröffentlicht. Wenn die Dezperadoz die Bühne entern, ist Partystimmung garantiert!  

V8 Wankers V8 Wankers (DE) V8Wankers, die Speerspitze des deutschen Speedrock'n'Rolls! Gegründet im Jahr 2000, sind sie nicht nur Survivor der Punk'n'Roll-Bewegung sondern haben ihren unvergleichlichen Stil in 18 Jahren ununterbrochener Live-Präsenz international etabliert. Über Europa, Nord,- und Südamerika hinaus ertönt ihr Schlachtruf „We Are The Fist Of Rock“, nach dem gleichnamigen Gassenhauer von ihrem 8. Studioalbum. Zurecht kann man sie als die Faust des Rocks bezeichnen, denn ihre benzingetränkte Mischung aus klassischem Hardrock mit Punk und Rockabilly spricht Rocker, Punker, Chopper- und V8-Fahrer gleichermaßen an. Das neunte Album „Full Pull, Baby“ ist draußen und tritt mächtig Arsch FireForce (BE) Mission in Black (DE) Vile (DE) Let's Kill The Captain (DE)   » 27.4.2019, Weser Metal Meeting, Wesertalhalle Reinhardshagen » Website vom Weser Metal Meeting » Weser Metal Meeting 2019 auf Facebook Read the full article

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CGI Isn’t the Problem

So Justice League just dropped their new trailer and, shocker, it’s extremely divisive. People either love it or hate it, some saying it looks incredible in scope and scale while others think it looks like a cutscene from a shitty XBOX 360 game. Some think it’s going to change the course of the DCEU for the better, others think it’s going to be more of the same dreary and portentous gunk that the previous three films were. But regardless of what side you’re on, both sides can all agree on one thing.

Cyborg looks absolutely dreadful.

Many are quick to point fingers at the overuse of CGI, and if you watched the trailer or subscribe to WhatCulture then you’re all too familiar with how DC and Warner have clearly learned nothing from Green Lantern.

I know, right?

Now I like ripping bad CGI and overused CGI a new one as much as any movie buff, but I’m not a practical effects diva either. I made a post a while back called “The Downside of Practical Effects,” and the short version is that practical effects are great because you can tell they’re actually there but when done wrong you can also tell that they’re fake.

So while you can debate how much money they’re actually saving with making Cyborg a CGI character instead of having their effects people craft the actor a proper suit of armor (which I think the guy deserves. What’s the point of all that pumping up if they’re just going to CG his body out?) the CGI itself is just one part of the larger problem. The problem is that Cyborg is so over-designed that the result is a mess of details within details that you can’t make out the...well, details.

I mean, just look at him. He doesn’t look like any version of Cyborg I’ve ever seen, comic, cartoon, video-game or otherwise. He looks like a scrapped concept of what that life model decoy thing from Revenge of the Fallen was supposed to look like before they went with Not Black Arachnia. His angles have angles on them, the sharp edges have sharp edges that grow into more sharp edges, he has sources of light coming from several different parts of his body giving the eye nothing to focus on, his face looks like it was photoshopped onto the metal frame, he’s so lacking in color that he vanishes into the background in several scenes, his torso consists of hundreds of moving parts that have moving parts underneath them that also have moving parts underneath them and moving parts throughout all other layers of moving parts and angles and sharp edges and light sources and BLECH! It’s an incoherent gibbering mess in the form of a robot! It’s all details, no design. All twists, turns, and curves, no shape. All complexity, no style. It’s like a bunch of people who hated each other started drawing a picture and then never stopped.

Compare this design to those of other Hollywood and movie robots that have stood the test of time. They’re elegant in their simplicity, taking definitive forms and shapes that we can easily identify and sum up in one sentence. Robocop, SWAT team guy wrapped in Detroit steel. Terminator, chrome skeleton with red eyes and a V8 engine for a chest. The original Megazord, big linebacker wearing colorful knight armor (sword and all) with a horned helmet. C3P0, your English teacher dressed like a golden mannequin. The Iron Giant, a...well, an iron giant. Even more contemporary examples like Baymax and Gypsy Danger are simple and identifiable by design. Compare that to what Optimus Prime looks like in the Bayformers movies, which has been the Hollywood standard for what movie robots look like today.

Can you sum that up in a cohesive sentence? I certainly can’t.

Getting back to the point, if the DCEU is going to insist on plowing through movies until one of them works then Cyborg needs a redesign ASAP. Why they didn’t take the version from the cartoon and update that one, as it’s the one the general audience is most familiar with and the easiest one to translate to film, is beyond me. While the needless use of computer generating something that fans recreate at ComiCon all the time escapes me (then again these are the same people who CGI’d a cape and a fucking domino mask, of all things) and is extremely exasperating, the CGI isn’t the core of the problem. The mindless, overly detailed design itself is why a unique, interesting character looks like every other generic Hollywood robot we’ve seen since 2007.

Still, making him all CGI was bullshit. In the spirit of WhatCulture, I call it a shit creative decision for wankers.

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Paradise City Stories: Ride with the Devil

[INT. Apartment 3c - 3 AM]

Danny and Virginia were sleeping in their bed, the glow from the TV dimmed the room.

Daryl rises up from the side of the bed.

Daryl

(Whispering)

“Hey, Hey Danny. Wait up.”

Danny

(Dazed)

“What?”

Daryl

“I need your help.”

Danny

“Fuck you.”

Danny tries to go back to sleep.

Daryl

“Come on man I need you.”

Danny

“Go ask Ace.”

Daryl

“Okay fine.”

Walks off.

Daryl [O.S.]

“Hey Ace-”

Danny

Jumps up

(Shouting)

“ACE GET OUT!”

Danny turns the lights on to show Daryl and Ace standing by the window.

Virginia

(Wakes up)

“Danny what’s going on.”

Danny

(Angry)

“Your brother is being a fucking creep!”

Virginia

Removes her sleep mask to see Daryl and Ace.

(Sighs)

“Go back to sleep Danny, he does that every night.”

She put the sleep mask back on and lay back down.

Danny

“I can’t, Daryl wants me for some reason!”

Virginia

Get back up.

“Daryl what do you want?”

Daryl

“Yeah I need Danny night now.”

Virginia

“Okay sounds good, take him.”

Lay back down.

Daryl

“And I need one of your beers.”

Virginia

“Yeah yeah, take one. Just let me go back to sleep.”

[EXT. Apartment Parking Lot - 3:30 AM]

Danny was leaning on a clapped out lifted blue 1980 Burn Lancehead 2500 4X4. Danny was on the edge of falling asleep.

Daryl comes out of Apartment 3c with a 6 pack of Beer.

Daryl

“Hey Danny! You want one for the road!”

Cracks open a cold one.

Danny

Wakes up.

“Dude you shouldn’t be drinking.”

Daryl

“What I’m not drinking.”

Slowly put half empty can back into the pack.

Danny

“I’m driving.”

Daryl

“Like hell you are.”

Puts the 6 pack in Danny’s hands, the open one pours all over his shoes.

“I may be drunk, but you’re way worse than me.”

Danny

(Deep Sigh)

“I’m going to kick yourass.”

Daryl

(Chuckles)

“Ha yeah in your wet dreams. Now get into the truck.”

[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Stranglehold by Ted Nugent plays

The straight piped 7.6 L V8 grumbles as Daryl starts the truck.

Daryl [O.S.]

(Excited)

“Yeah!”

The V8 roars as Daryl pulls out of the parking lot, kicking up dirt as he leaves. The truck fishtails and smashes a parking meter, scattering coins all across the street as the truck peels off.

Daryl [O.S.]

“Hell yeah!”

Danny [O.S.]

(Sighs)

[EXT. A montage of driving in the dark streets of Paradise, no one was around aside for druggies looking for a hit, and cops looking for druggies to hit - 4 AM]

[EXT. The boys finally cross the line from Paradise County to Stillwater Country - 8 AM]

Stranglehold stops as Daryl taps on Danny to wake him up.

Daryl

“Hey Danny wake up.”

Danny

(Trying to stay asleep)

“Not now babe.”

Daryl

(Chuckles at his friend)

“Alright playing it that way.”

(Mimicking Virginia)

“Danny I’m horny, take your pants off.”

Danny

(Open his eyes.)

“What?!”

Daryl

(Laughing)

“You should’ve seen the look on your face.”

Danny

(Angry)

“You know, you’re a real wanker.”

Daryl

“Yeah yeah yeah. You want some breakfast? There is a place down the road I know.”

Danny

“Yeah sure, I will take some eggs.”

[EXT. The Greasy Snake. 8:30 AM]

This place was crowded by the Painkiller MC and Dixie Mobsters.

Daryl pulls over right next to the pumps.

[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Danny

“Dude, I don’t think these guys take kindly to us.”

A bunch of Bikers and Rednecks gave them looks.

Daryl

“Nah, that's just the good ole’ southern hospitality.”

Daryl gets out of the truck and heads inside of the restaurant.

[EXT. The Greasy Snake]

Daryl walks in, and then gets kicked out, followed by a, “Fuck off pinko!”

Daryl

Gets up

“Hey how do you want them?!”

Danny [O.S.]

“Fried. Are you okay?”

Daryl

“Yeah. Be right back”

Head back in only to get thrown out again.

“Want hash too?!”

Danny

“No.”

Daryl

“Okay, be right back.”

Walks in again.

After some commotion a biker was thrown out of a window.

Daryl pokes his head out from the broken window.

“Want some bacon?!”

Daryl gets pulled back out of view.

A Redneck gets thrown out of the door, breaking one of the doors down.

Daryl walks out of the door.

“So yeah about the bacon?!”

A second biker pulls Daryl back in.

That same biker gets thrown out of another window.

“Bacon?!”

Danny

“No thanks.”

Daryl

“Okay.”

Gets pulled in by two guys.

5 minutes later.

Daryl gets thrown out by 2 rednecks and 2 bikers.

Biker (O.S.)

“And stay out!”

Daryl

Get back up, brush the dust and wipe blood off.

“Where’s my food?!”

A paper bag was thrown out of the Greasy Snake and landed right next to Daryl.

“Thank you!”

Picks the bag up.

“Alright let’s get going.”

[EXT. The Village of Limdal. 11:00 AM]

The Lancehead speeds into town with If You Want To Get Into Heaven by Ozark Mountain Daredevils blaring on the truck’s speakers.

Daryl nearly hits a brown station wagon on his way in.

[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Danny

(Scared)

“Jesus Christ, You’re going to kill someone!”

Daryl

“Nah I’m too good of a driver to do that!”

[EXT. Behind a Billboard with a Police Car]

The Lancehead zooms past a White Police Car.

The Police Car turns on the lights and begins the pursuit with Daryl and Danny.

[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Danny

(Angry)

“What did I say!”

Daryl

“You said I was going to kill someone.”

[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Daryl makes a hard left turn, running down a stop sign.

The Police Car Jumped the Curb and fishtails a fire hydrant.

[INT. Burn Lanchead 2500]

Daryl

Daryl was looking at the cop car and not the road.

“Jesus, he can’t drive to save his life.”

Danny

(Scarred)

“Daryl!”

[EXT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Turns out Daryl was going the wrong way and was heading straight to an oncoming car.

Daryl got out of the way of the oncoming car and nearly hit a pole.

The Music stops as the Police Car crashes into the oncoming car.

[INT. Burn Lancehead 2500]

Daryl

Stop the truck and look back at the wreck.

“Jesus, he fucked up.”

Danny

“We got to go. Now!”

Daryl

“Way ahead of ya buddy.”

Throws the truck into reverse and drives into the forest.

[EXT. Forest]

Daryl and Danny got out of the truck.

Daryl took a 6 pack of bottles.

Danny

“Jesus Christ you’re still drinking!”

Daryl

“What no. Danny I only drink canned beer when driving, bottles I keep for a reason. These bad boys aren’t for the game. They’re for business.”

Danny

“Daryl, you know Liquor Stores are a thing. At least in this bloody state.”

Daryl

“Oh you will see. Also grab those napkins.”

Gator by Jerry Reed plays as the boys walk down to the river.

The boys walk thru muck and slime heading to the back of that swamp where the sun doesn't shine.

The Boys passed by old cars that the swamp is eating, bones from the Swamp’s Victims, and rusty old jars.

Danny

“Woah, Daryl we’re walking in a graveyard.”

Daryl

“You see those jars.”

Points to some old jars.

Danny

“I see this being our resting place.”

Daryl

“Shine is nearby.”

[EXT. On a hill overlooking the Dixie Mob’s Moonshine Operation. 2:00 PM]

Music stops

Danny

“How did you find this?”

Daryl

“Some pals, know people. Now come on, let’s show these fella’s good ole’ southern hospitality!”

Daryl opened one of the bottles, it reeked of gasoline. He shoved a napkin down it and lit it.

“Hold this. I need to put their trucks in drive before we can touch the place.”

Gave Danny the bottle and went over to a faded blue 1967 Burn B-600 with a Stake Bed.

Danny

“Woah Daryl, this is dangerous.”

Daryl

Tries to open the door, but it’s locked. So he grabbed a nearby rock and smashed the window with it.

“What? Bud’ this isn’t dangerous, it’s business.”

The Truck starts to roll.

Daryl

“Quick throw that bad boy!”

Jumps out of the truck.

Danny

Throws the Molotov into the truck’s bed.

The Truck went up in flames and rolled down the hill.

[INT. Farmhouse.]

Three guards were watching TV. One was in a recliner, and the other two were on the couch.

Guard in the recliner

“Those stupid Cubans coming over here. They should stay in Mexico.”

The Flaming Truck crashes thru the wall running down the guard in the recliner.

One of the couch Guards

“What the hell?!”

[Back on the hill.]

Daryl

“Shit we missed.”

The Truck Explodes.

Daryl opened up another bottle and shoved the napkin down it.

“Danny put that truck in drive for me.”

He pointed to a Green Cabover 1965 BMC 6000 flatbed that is loaded with barrels.

Danny

“We just killed those guys.”

Daryl

Went to put the truck into drive

“Don’t worry they probably were wife beaters or Klansmen or both. Nobody will miss these bastards.”

Hoped back out of the truck and threw the Molotov.

[EXT. Farmhouse.]

The Truck rolled down into some parked cars next to the barn. And then the truck exploded. This explosion was louder than the first one, it also caught the barn on fire too.

A white 1960 Cabover Mutt 6x4 Comes out of the barn with a flatbed trailer loaded with shine barrels.

Daryl

“They’re taking off with the weekly payload!”

Danny

“I-I want to go home.”

Daryl

“Not yet buddy I got an idea.”

Daryl hopped into a Light Blue 1963 Bullet Charge 200 with barrels in the bed.

“Come in!”

Danny

Got into the truck.

Daryl

Hot wired the truck and floors it down hill.

The pickup speeds to the 18 wheeler. The pickup smashes into the side of the Big Rig, punching a hole in the fuel tank.

[INT. Bullet Charge 200]

Daryl

“I got another idea! Take the wheel real quick.”

Daryl let go of the wheel and made another Molotov.

Danny took a hold of the wheel. Daryl put the Molotov in the Rig’s tank. He then slammed on the brakes.

[EXT. Mutt 6x4]

The Big Rig just barely made it onto the road before it explodes.

[INT. Bullet Charge]

Daryl

“Jesus what is in that shit?”

In the background the barn explodes, sending a blast wave the boys could feel.

“I probably should’ve kept some of that. Could’ve made some great bombs.”

Danny

Curled up into a ball.

Daryl

“Danny. What’s getting you all gloomy?”

Danny

“We just killed Daryl. We killed people!”

Daryl

“Danny don’t worry. They’re trash, no one will miss them. I thought I already told you that.”

Put the truck in reverse.

“Look, I when we get back home I will take you out for a drink and we can talk about this.”

[EXT. Apartment 3c. 6:30 PM]

Daryl and Danny finally got back into the room.

Danny

Flops down on the bed.

“I don’t know what we’re going to do Daryl.”

Daryl

“Danny, it's fine. They don’t even know where we live.”

Virginia, Ace, and Katrina enter the room. Virginia with a black eye and Katrina look bummed and tired, while Ace is still in his usual state.

Virginia sat down on the bed next to Danny.

Virginia

“Hey babe, how was your day?”

Danny

“I saw people die.”

Virginia

“Yeah… We lost Damon.”

Daryl

“Hold up what?!”

Ace

“They were there.”

Daryl

“Who was there?”

Ace

“The Romano Mob. They were there.”

Daryl

“Who?”

Virginia

“The Romano Mob ran Motor City back in the game, looks like they went south for the drug game.”

Daryl

“I thought the Mob would stay away from drugs.”

Ace

“They normally don’t. Now my question is. Why did they take Damon?”

Andrew parked outside and ran up the stairs into the room.

Andrew

“What the fuck did you morons do?!”

Katrina

“We just went shopping!”

Andrew

“Not you!”

Points at Daryl.

“You!”

Daryl

“Hey we just eliminated some competition.”

Andrew

“You’re starting a gang war!”

Daryl

“A war with a bunch of no names. Plus I found a new weapon-”

A Knock cut Daryl off.

The gang all stared at the door.

The door slowly opens.

A female voice.

“May we come in-” Ace pulled a Gray Dog with black wavy hair, and a black and pink dress.

A Blonde Wolf with blonde long hair and a blue button up came from behind her and grabbed Ace’s wrist.

The Blonde Wolf

“Ace stop it’s me and Lilith!”

Ace let go of Lilith.

Daryl

“What do you want, Golden Boy?”

Dodge

“Daryl. It’s Dodge you know that, and we just wanted to give Damon’s his cake. Where’s Damon?”

Ace

“He was kidnapped.”

Lilith

“What?!”

Ace

“The Romano Mob took him.”

Lilith

Starts to break down.

“Why?”

Ace

“We don’t know.”

Andrew

“Dodge, May I call you Dodgy. Dodgy your brother is messing with the Dixie Mob-”

Dodge

(Shouting)

“I don’t care about Daryl. He was trying to kill himself for years now.”

Daryl

(Sarcastic)

“Thank you my lovely brother.”

Dodge

Grabs Andrew by his shirt.

“Where is Damon.”

Andrew

“He is with the Romano Mob, Ace already told you that.”

Dodge

“I know you have something to do with his kidnapping.”

Andrew

“I have nothing to do with his disappearance.”

Dodge let Andrew go.

Dodge

“Alright I will let you go, but if I find out you had something to go with his kidnapping, I will end you.”

And then fade away to the credits.

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V8 WANKERS - SHE'S MOTORIZED - HARDCORE WORLDWIDE (OFFICIAL HD VERSION H...

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Here's the Playlist of my Tonight's Show!!!!

Stormwitch-Rondo ala Turca-Eye of the Storm-Hot Blood-1989

Sinner-Germany Rocks-Comin' out Fighting-Noise-1986

Johnny Crash-Hey Kid-Neighbourhood Threat-CBS Records-1990

Gun Barrel-Heading for Desaster-Damage Dancer-Massacre-2014

Scorpions-Bad Boys running Wild-Love at first Sting-EMI-1994

The New Roses-Down by the River-Nothing but Wild-Napalm Records-2019

Victory-Rock n' Roll Kids forever-Temples of Gold-Metronome-1990

Vice-Made for Pleasure-Made for Pleasure-BMG/Ariola-1988

Axxis-Touch the Rainbow-II-EMI Records-1990

Dark Sky-Judgement Day-Edge of Time-Goodlife Records-2002

Crime-Get out of this Jail-Hard Times-Long Island Records-1993

Casanova-Don't talk about Love-Casanova-WEA Music-1991

Fair Warning-Crazy-Fair Warning-WEA Music-1992

Nikki Puppet-Power Seeker-Power Seeker-Artist Station Records-2008

The Traceelords-Sex,Money,Rock n' Roll-Sex,Money,Rock n' Roll!-Eigenproduktion-2000

V8 Wankers-Wankers without a cause-Automotive Rampage-Rude Records-2003

Fury in the Slaughterhouse-When I'm Dead and Gone-Mono-BMG Ariola-1993

Accept-Balls to the Wall-Balls to the Wall-RCA-1983

Gamma Ray-Gardens of the Sinner-Powerplant-Noise-1999

Helloween-Dr. Stein-Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. 2-Noise-1988

Freedom Call-Heart of a Warrior-Beyond-SPV-2014

Chinchilla-The Almighty Power-Take no Prisoners-Armageddon Music-2004

Running Wild-Raw Ride-Under Jolly Roger-Noise-1987

Edguy-Tears of a Mandrake-Mandrake-AFM Records-2001

Grave Digger-Heavy Metal Breakdown-Heavy Metal Breakdown-Noise-1984

Edge of Thorns-Metal Unity-Insomnia-Killer Metal Records-2014

Kissin' Dynamite-Supersonic Killer-Addicted to Metal-EMI-2010

Majesty-Fight Forever-Hellforces-Massacre Records-2006

Orden Ogan-Goodbye-Easton Hope-AFM Records-2010

Blind Guardian-Mr. Sandman (Single)-Virgin-1996

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V8 Wankers - “Simply Irresistible”

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V8 Wankers - Promo (2008) by THE PIXELEYE // Dirk Behlau on Flickr.

[lostjohnny]

V8 Wankers

Bad Boy’s Paradise