#v: blague plague

[cryptidsncurios]

"What even is the point of having regenerative capabilities of the flesh if one isn't willing to put them to use through sharing their bounty?"

[cryptidsncurios]

"Perhaps a form of 'friendship' would be a bit of a stretch, true---but after all that we've been through, you could at least acknowledge some form of camaraderie between us."

Not that he necessarily cares, really---he's just here to be an outright nuisance today.

@cryptidsncurios replied to this post: "What, no 'hello' for you dear pal Kimbley? I'm disappointed."

"We're pals now? When did that happen?"

[cryptidsncurios]

"You'll have to excuse my errors---seven years rotting away in prison, one tends to forget the more," the slightest hum of a chuckle underneath his breath, "---useless details."

"Guess I shouldn't be surprised, we technically work in the same field."

@cryptidsncurios

[cryptidsncurios]

"These silly games always amuse me---for anyone who would approach me in any such fashions as these would do so at their own peril."

Wise of everyone to avoid the "marry" bit. Anyone with that on their mind would have Kimbley walking away a widow.

[cryptidsncurios]

"Not at all. I just know good stock when I see it."

"Ugh, I don't get it why ya wanna eat me so bad? Is it yer kink????"