#v: being a deviant isn't an easy thing {Main}

[upgradeddeviant]

He's holding yet another cat, a kitten to be exact. He knows cats are not allowed at work, but he found this one in front of the station. No mother or siblings in sight.

"I know what you're about to say and I don't want to hear it."

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“Why am I staring at a closet full of rainbow colors? Who replaced all my black’s and grey’s?” 

[upgradeddeviant]

@shadesandregrets​ said: “The power’s out.” (From Jake)

The android just gives him a deadpan look before snickering a bit. “No duh, Jake. I’m already trying to see if it’s anything I can fix at this time.” His LED yellow as he messes with the circuit box remotely. Though it seems like it’s the ice on the power lines that have done this.

“Do we have any candles just in case?”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“Happy activation day to me.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“I require a cat right now. Can someone bring me a cat? Petting it will help me to recalibrate whatever is going on inside my body right now.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

@motherfucking-username liked for a starter

Riley had only wanted to pet the large canine before him. Maybe give him a few treats and a hug. He pay love cats more than dogs, but he still loved dogs. He’s still Connor in a sense. The ‘I like dogs’ part of him still existed.

Cats were just far superior and matched his personality more.

But currently, he’s stuck underneath the sleeping Saint Bernard and is having a bit of trouble reconstructing what went wrong. How did he end up like this? How did Sumo get the upper hand on him? He honestly has no clue, but seeing as how he has nowhere to be at the current moment, he seems to be sort of content just laying with Sumo on top of 90% of him.

His LED spins and turns yellow as he hears foot steps coming near him, but he just stays there, trying to reach his arm up to pet the slumbering dog.

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“How does one gift wrap a gift that is a living being? I have Connor’s present.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

@quattuorimmortalem (x)

Isaac chuckled and sipped his drink. “Yes I’m flirting with you. I could continue by telling you all the lovely things I’m going to do to your body when I get the chance.”

Riley’s cheeks turn a light shade of blue, his LED flickering yellow. “I am not a sex android and nor am I interested in such activities at this time.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

@xdahliawallacex

Riley walked into the bullpen of the precinct, looking around the room, his eyes scanning the room for his intended target. His eyes land on Dahlia and he walks over to her with a small smile. “Hello Officer. How are you today?”

[upgradeddeviant]

“So I still need to decide on my Halloween costume for this year. Detective Reed thinks I should be a dog catcher for some reason.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“Merry birthmas to one Hank Anderson.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“I...how does one pick out a birthday present for someone? Would Hank be angry at me if I purchased a dog? I have less than 24 hours to do this.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“My name is Riley. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“Sometimes I feel like I’m at a disadvantage. Markus, Connor, they got to choose to deviate. They dealt with the Revolution. I don’t know what it feels like to choose to deviate. I don’t know what it feels like to have pre-programmed worth. I know what I was made for, but I’ve never experienced having to do those jobs with no choice. I’m not saying I’m not happy I never got to be a murder machine. I’m so glad that was never me. It’s just....I was awoken without really knowing who I am inside.” 

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“I do not quite understand this Valentine’s Day. Why is it celebrated? Why does it exist? Shouldn’t everyday be a day you spend with your loved ones?”

[upgradeddeviant-a]

“Is it bad that I don’t know when my activation day is? I understand it was sometime this week.”