#uve heard of the beach that turns u old

[slashersweethearts]

working on my ts4 build of the bates house bc i kinda needed to finish the upstairs for this one thing i wanted to do w summer 2021 post-breakup ambermeli. and i was touching up the dresser in melina’s room bc the tool mod actually hates me and keeps dropping stuff back into the household inventory so i had to put her sonny angel figures back up there.

and while i was putting up the kuromi & my melody ones on either side of the picture of her and amber at junior prom, i just got to pondering and… man. my poor baby 😭 💔

pre-breakup and literally everything else melina was actually so pure n i feel so bad for her. like i really set her ass UP. babygirl was prolly peaceful as hell rearranging her lil sanrio critters in her wall to wall cutesy pinkcore bedroom like “well obvi kuromi has to be on amber’s side and my melody goes on my side since they’re basically us bc we have the same contrasting black/pink aesthetics!! 🥰”

blissfully unaware that, like, in a month or so that girl was going to drop her right out the mf blue bc she was ‘too clingy’ (and therefore would get in the way of amber being able to Ghostface It Up but she was not finna tell her all that), absolutely ice her out for the remainder of the summer, and then literally make an attempt on her life, but spare her only to put her thru a speedrun of every single circle of hell at once come september 😭

[nitewrighter]

Ik u have done a beach hc thing before but I want to know what you think the overwatch characters would /wear/ to the beach. Reinhardt and Torbjorn in Matching Speedos. Junkrat and Ana have p canon outfits but like. Ignore that shit.

…I like their canon beach outfits though…I mean it makes things easier if Sombra has Tulum, Widowmaker has Côte D’Azur, Junkrat has Beachrat, Jack has Grillmaster, D.Va has Waverunner, Roadhog has that speedo in that spray, and Ana has Cabana. Also it fits their characters. I mean… the only one that doesn’t really fit is McCree’s but *shrug*

Genji’s outfit: Still wearing his full cyborg armor, but now has a bro tank with the words “BEACH HUNK” splashed across it and tiny 80′s workout shorts.

Mercy: Baywatch Red one-piece with a windbreaker tied around her waist and a big white visor.

Tracer: One of those cute old timey striped swimsuits (AND FUCKING CROCS)–is currently Will Smith Posing at Emily in her gorgeous rainbow bikini.

Reinhardt: Wearing speedos in the great german tradition.

Reaper: Wearing a speedo as well (let Gabriel’s thighs run free, blizzard…), but also wearing a hoodie-turned bro tank and still has the hood up.

Doomfist: Those swim trunks that are snug enough that they might as well be speedos and like… a pristine white linen collared shirt that he just has… hanging open so he can feel the breeze–also his Pit Bull sunglasses from his “Formal” skin.

Torbjörn: Rocking the Torbkini, obviously.

Hanzo: A tasteful pair of board shorts and a polo with a popped collar. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME I’M LYING. HE WOULD. YOU KNOW HE WOULD. THAT IS HIS IDEA OF ‘CAREFREE’ AND YOU KNOW IT.

Brigitte: Cute sporty monokini with basketball shorts as a coverup.

Symmetra: A kind of complicated looking but intimidatingly sexy bandage bikini, a sarong, big ol’ sunglasses and bangles and body chain jewelry? Sweatypharah.jpg

Pharah: Two-piece consisting of featuring board shorts and a supportive sports bra-like bikini top. I heard Fareeha Amari had an eight pack. That Fareeha Amari was shredded.

Zarya: Cute zigzaggy pink striped bikini

Mei: Flouncy blue and white tankini but like… the parts that cover up her tummy are semi-transparent and kind of… open up at the middle? 

Zenyatta: exactly the same outfit but now has taped sunglasses to his face and has a puka shell necklace.

Bastion: Has had sunglasses taped to its optical receptor by Zenyatta as well as a large straw hat placed on its head. Has been enlisted by Symmetra to stand next to her and fan her and Widowmaker with a palm frond. Bastion likes to help.

Lúcio: Pretty low-key board shorts—he’s let his hair down a bit and is rocking the capoeira headband.

Orisa: her little tassel at the front is now a cute floral sarong, but she has also COVERED herself in sunscreen because Efi said UV rays were dangerous. Orisa–Orisa, honey, you’re a robot. You don’t sunburn, and now you’re all greasy and covered in sand. God bless her for effort, though.

Winston: tacky hawaiian floral patterned shorts

Moira: I’ve seen pretty good headcanons for Moira’s beach outfit tbh. I like the floppy hat and big earrings and open translucent lavender coverup headcanon.

Hammond: Is a hamster and naked.