#uuogh Patty and Jose look like bacteria
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Have you ever been assaulted by geese or a rooster 🤔 they’re so scary…… i’m a rooster attack survivor….. when i was little one would chase me and it was so traumatic 😔 i was running and crying at the same time and i remember i lost one of my shoes…. I survived but i was never the same 😢 now I’m wondering who in idv would survive a rooster/geese attack…. i think i’ll make a tier list…. actually my great great grandmother had varicose veins on her legs and rooster fawking bit her and she had a crazy bleeding session😭 and she was terrified of roosters until she died i understand her those are some satanic animals…. gladly my grandfather started taming them to behave so we are now *MODERATELY* safe…..i think
Thankfully no- my dad even has a picture of me feeding geese and swans next to his toilet 🤠
Did the rooster steal your shoe…? 😔 you’re really strong for being able to talk about this experience out loud- it sounds so gruesome and traumatic like something my dad would say as part of his dad lore 👴 the fact that you’re here to tell the tale is frankly legendary- do you check under your bed for fowl before going to bed now? 🤔
We all know that Naib is surviving but not only that, because the bird is not as lucky and we all know why… so nice of him to share with William- 🍽️ also rip Jose.
Also that genuinely sounds horrific- your grandma had a valid reason to fear them after that- 😦 your grandfather is a hero for taming these creatures, I hope he passes down his skills to pursue the animal tamer legacy-
#Naib is secretly a frog disguised as a human#these guys consume anything that fits in their mouths#cute but I’m glad they aren’t human sized#uuogh Patty and Jose look like bacteria#just realised that my goose is lacking in neck my bad- that looks like a duck#I love ducks 🦆#Mediocre quality sorry- I was trying to fight a panic attack so#Josecore#of me#idv
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