#uty sadie

[infinitenil567]

Halloween, Wild East style.

Gamer kid talk sprites made by Zero-Up on Demirramon.

[mysteriousbp]

When Clover has control of Kanako and they speak, do they use their original voice, Kanako's or is it like a mix of the two?

He uses Kanako's voice since it's her body and vocal cords.

Which can lead to interesting interactions if people don't know who is talking.

[stestir]

YEEEHAWW!!! THE SECOND ARC OF "SHOT IN THE DARK" HAS BEGIN!

And with that, I shall release my commison from the wonderful, cool and awesome @onionowt that I adore!! The fic related to it is here:

[ace-n-mooch-daily]

Today's Ace n' Mooch are finally free

We have ALOT to discuss, Edward

I'm just glad we're finally outta that crushingly small cage...

[uty-textboxes]

[sequenceshift-blog]

Undertale SequenceShift Ages

Had age headcanons on the brain and figured I'd do a list for my AU's. These weren't too hard to figure out. I basically too my HCs for Undertale Yellow and added them by roughly 10. I can do broader age ranges if you guys prefer ambiguity, but for now, I'll go with direct aproximations. Now let's get into it, starting from the oldest. Chujin is 41

Ceroba is 39

Ed and Dina are 38

Starlo is 37

Ace and Dalv are 35

Moray is 34

Martlet is 31

Mooch is 24

Clover, Saide (Kako's friend), and GC are in the 15-17 range.

Kanako was about 7 before falling down. Kit is about a decade older mentally, fitting in with her acting like a murderous angsty teenager

So, yeah, SequenceShift basically has a human teen dealing with a bunch of depressed middle-aged monsters in severe need of therapy. Not too different from the OG Undertale lol

Hope ya guys enjoyed this!...and don't worry, I am trying to work on actually writing a fanfic for this verse! (May need a bit of help tho)

[gwainchain]

Wow... Didn't think I gained that much traction from my Clover art, but thank you! I appreciate it a lot. In fact, here's my interpretation of older Sadie and Gamer kid (I headcanon his hame to be Gilber).

And they're married. They told me so, trust me.

[littlecarnet]

Et mat tomi no’i reii uni bak’eit dem karalan lot et ag’eit uti ano mout’i met. Buoti et’m teipe kei dalang estei! Seivan tha et not alisami rotemi esiti didem et mi tomi stigal a’tagla me heii. Amei sh’sho. Mi est s’parti? Et ave a’poii et yela no’i. Gotel thaut lot dem lai! Ell es’tada et dasami ou yuti? 

Mem thaut dem samii et uno tomi ashedi. Ni’esheda et sadi uni ano, kei uchi et’m non veti’to agnoi tem he’eri sem ses rati et kim. Dem mere ut a hati seivan. Emeti tski buoti st’ii. Evi non yuti auts ou theu a’poii uti tem. G’to dem atemi. Tomi eto not ano kii tevi, opti em odi, nousti en ishta. Ave loat dem et’i keeti dem ou samii mi tol kim et sonti si mok, soni si dem uni lot as’ti kater ut mat, tha loat a’tag ou yela ano mou stei goshii.

[thegoblinwitchqueen]

Womp Sadie has a uti. She started peeing blood after trying to pee 6x in a row after waking from a nap.

We are waiting for the emergency vet to let us know when to get there. Apparently it’s pretty busy. I spent thanksgiving there with my cat Bits when he had an embedded ingrown nail.

I just want to know which entity/god/fae I pissed off? I mean, the beginning of 2022 was alright, maybe this is the years last hurrah to cram in a bunch of unfortunate events in December. I’m hoping 2023 will be better.

Like, I feel bad even posting about it because I worry it seems attention seeking. But honestly I’m just so like “wtf??” That I have to post about it.

[queen-beefcake-sqx]

wow the universe really said not today, huh?

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

Oh no! Sadie has been taken to the veterinarian!!! Another UTI!

[infinitenil567]

Kanako, Clover, and Sadie face Hessonite Kit!

Clover talk sprites made by Deltavaren11 on Demirramon.

(She is definitely not Ceroba. I have no idea why you would think that.)

[mysteriousbp]

What is each childs age? (The 6 human kids, Frisk, Asriel and Kanako)

I decided to do with all important children in the AU at the moment. Plus Bunbun's siblings because I felt like it.

Just a reminder that Declan is a fanmade name that I made for the bunny kid in the Snowdin Inn.

Also, the kids are in order. So that means that despite Kanako and Melody both being 11 years old. Melody is still older than Kanako.

And yes, that does mean that GK is the oldest one in Kanako's friendgroup and also the shortest one.

Also, the kids are the same age that they died after being revived. (Time passes faster in the limbo void, so they also didn't age mentally that much.) 

Yes. That means, despite being born first than Frisk. Lila is now younger than them.

[overly-b]

Sensitive - JJ Maybank

Request: Ooh can I request a blurb of JJ with overstimulation kink and making the reader cum multiple times and she’s exhausted but he tries to coax one last one out of her and is praising her “I know you’ve got one more in you, baby girl” “you’re almost there, I know it. Just take my fingers” because I feel like he prides himself on being able to make girls cum 😳

Warnings: smut! oral (fem receiving), swearing Word Count: 600 Authors Note: Thank you for this request, I am so sorry that it took me so so long to get to but I did have a lot of fun writing it.  Sexual content!!!!!!

It had been one hell of a night. It was nearing one in the morning, and you had come five times already. One on his tongue, twice on his cock, and two more times on his face and fingers. You were exhausted, but he wasn’t through with you just yet. 

JJ had come with your third orgasm, feeling as if a shower and long nights rest would do him some good, but his drive to please you outweighed all his other needs. 

You had just come down from your fifth high, climbing off of his face and collapsing next to him. 

“Fuck.” You pant, unaware of how you were able to hold yourself over him the way that you did. Your legs felt as if they would be jelly for weeks to come. “Okay, I’m calling it.” You rest your head on his shoulder as he wipes your arousal from his face. 

“Nah nah nah,” He starts, rolling to hold himself over your blissed out body. 

“JJ what-” 

“I’m not done with you just yet.” 

“JJ no,” He ignored you and kissed down your body which was glistening in a sweaty sheen, the glow of the moon through the window illuminating your figure, every dip, curve, and dimple highlighted. “JJ,” Your protests turned into airless breaths as he got closer to your heat. “JJ, I’m so tired-” 

“Come princess I know you got one more in you.” He kissed your inner thighs. 

“I’m way too sensitive I-” He was hesitant to continue, but did so anyway. He knew that you would use the safeword if you truly needed it. “Fuck!” You cried out as his gentle touch to your clit. Tears were already pricking at the corners of your eyes. Your breathing instantly became heavy, more so that before. 

You were right, you were sensitive. The lightest touch of JJ’s lips had you whining already, he knew that bringing you to your sixth and final orgasm would not take long. Kitten licks had your spasming away from him, so he wrapped one arm around your leg to hold you still. 

“That’s it baby,” He slips two fingers into your still wet core. “Take my fingers.” 

You were so blissed out that your moans turned into strings of unfinished words, leaving your lips gaping and eyes stitched shut. Your legs were shuttering at an astounding speed in an attempt to squirm away from JJ’s lips. He knew you were close. 

“You’re almost there I know it, come on baby come for me one more time.” 

Your orgasm was next level. It was like the world was standing still. Vision going white, JJ rode you out through your high, your arousal covering his face and hand once again. 

The recovery took longer than usual, you couldn’t open your eyes for a solid couple minutes. You gasped and squirmed as JJ used his tee shirt to wipe away the wetness from your thighs, the oversensitivity pulsing throughout your entire nervous system. 

After you had calmed down, JJ carried you to the bathroom and set you down on the toilet, knowing you had to use the restroom or the UTI you could contract would come back to haunt you, and you would only scold yourself later. You nearly fell asleep on the porcelain bowl as JJ washed up. You could hardly clean yourself up afterwards, your folds and bundle of nerves much too overworked for anymore contact. You lazily washed your hands, and motioned for JJ to carry you back to bed, he did as he was asked. 

He tucked you into bed before climbing in next to you. 

“I think I might sleep into next week.” You tell him. 

“As long as I can sleep with you, I’m okay with that.”

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[ace-n-mooch-daily]

Oh this is going to be so much fun!

[onisionofficial]

CW: medical stuff but please at least look at the infographic

I tend to think about something around the anniversary of that thing without realizing it's the anniversary of that thing. I've been thinking about septic shock a lot lately, partly due to Sadie Kemp and her "shark hand", but it's also around the aniversery of when I went through septic shock.

It's been 5 years, baby! I'm one of the lucky ones: I was only in the hospital for a week, I only nearly died two maybe 3 times(?), I didn't need to have a limb amputated, and I don't have a lot of medical trama.

Like I barely remember shit from that stay, I remember nurse bo bo (idk how his last name is spelt but it's how it's pronounced) he had a cool tattoo. It's a Hello Kitty Storm Trooper. He was the only one who decided to use a vein finder, tbh I think he is to this day the only nurse I've had who knew how to use one. I don't have a needle phobia, my aversion of needles is very rational, thank you very much! Also, a local deputy was shot down the street while I was there, I remember that. My at the time bf made me uncomfortable by mentioning us having kids together, yeah he dumped me 5 months later. And AVAC stop working, whole ass server crashed. Rip AVAC, it was secretly setting up MCU phase 4.

I'm going to leave this infographic here

NGL it felt like the flu and my period at first. Now that I think about it the blood may have be coming from the pee hole. I had urosepsis, bc I'm asymptomatic for UTIs, apparently. Be careful fellow short urethra havers, shit sucks. If you can afford it go to the Drs to get prescription for your UTI meds cuz the non scrip ones suck. After I got out my doc wrote me a script for UTI meds cuz I had another one but it got caught this time, and my mom bought extra from the store. I'm glad I ignored my mom telling me to take the non scrip ones after I was done with my script ones. My pee was the color of nacho cheese and I was high af during last period. Plus, Doc told me I was correct to ignore her.

Also, Toxic Shock Syndrome is a type of septic shock. If you have those symptoms + a rash it's toxic shock. Also, non-tampon users can get it too.

That's how we lost Jim Henson, TSS due to untreated strep throat. If there's something wrong with your throat please see a doctor before you start coughing up blood. He could have still been with us and maybe his son, Brian Henson, would have made The Happy Time Murders but actually good.