#utto egg’s asks

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Okaasan ga iru Kubi dake mawaru no Okaasan ga iru Kubi dake mawaru no

Okaasan ga kuru Hayaku nigenai to Okaasan ga kuru Mou oitsukareta

Pixie: Hey, what do you call a fairy without wings?

Elina: I don't know. What?

Pixie: Nothing! Who'd want to call a wingless fairy?!

Elina: Don't even bother, Bibble. They're not worth it.

Pixie: What's the matter, Elina? Jealous?

Pixies: Whoa!

Elina: Thanks, Dandelion.

Dandelion: Don't let 'em get to you.

Elina: 'Course not. So, what did the fairies want?

Dandelion: It was weird. They said we should go home right away.

Elina: Really? Why?

[F] [G] [Em] [Am] [F] [G] [C] [F] [G] [Em] [Am] [F] [G] [C]

[Am] We're no strangers to [G] love [F] You know the rules and [G] so do I [Am] A full commitment's what I'm [G] thinking of [F] You wouldn't get this from [G] any other guy

[Fmaj7] I just want to [G] tell you how I'm feeling [Dm7] Gotta make you [G] understand

Never gonna [Am] give you [G] up, never gonna [Em] let you [Am] down Never gonna [F] run a-[G]round and de[C]sert you Never gonna [Am] make you [G] cry, never gonna [Em] say good-[Am]bye Never gonna [Dm] tell a [G] lie and [C] hurt you

[Am] We've known each other [G] for so long [F] Your heart's been aching but [G] you're too shy to say it [Am] Inside we both know what's been [G] going on [F] We know the game and we're [G] gonna play it

[Fmaj7] And if you [G] ask me how I'm feeling [Dm7] Don't tell me you're too [G] blind to see

Never gonna [Am] give you [G] up, never gonna [Em] let you [Am] down Never gonna [F] run a-[G]round and de[C]sert you Never gonna [Am] make you [G] cry, never gonna [Em] say good-[Am]bye Never gonna [Dm] tell a [G] lie and [C] hurt you

Never gonna [Am] give you [G] up, never gonna [Em] let you [Am] down Never gonna [F] run a-[G]round and de[C]sert you

I leaned against the wall clutching my stomach, panting heavily and feeling numb all over. Blood was splattered all over me, and I'm pretty sure about a quarter of it was my own, but I couldn't really focus on that. Right now, all I could think about was the limp figure lying on the ground in front of me, blood pooling around him. A knife lay on the ground next to his open hand, the glistening blade tinted with red. The same red on my shirt. My stomach lurched at the thought that it had come from me.

"Buddy..." I choked, covering my mouth as tears formed in my eyes. Memories flashed by as I stared at his corpse, remembering his bright smile and deep, horse-like laugh. He'd taken me in when I was a little kid after my parents pretty much abandoned me. We lived alone in the mountains, miles away from other people with only a computer connecting us to the rest of the world. Even so, we were never lonely. We had each other, and I grew up happy and loved. He was supposed to be my guardian, my protector.And now, he was dead.

And he had tried to kill me.

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glas

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared. shisukesa ga oitsumeru, kotowa mitsukaranai lord give me onemoribiteatthehandthatfeedsme been here like a thousand times, dated everyaccordingtoallknownlawsofSHrek!

I feel honored

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could you tell us your favorite animal fact please?

OH BOY WOULD I OKOK GOTTA PICK MY FAVORITE

ok my favorite animal fact is that the only way scientists have been able to physically kill a tardigrade is by shooting it at high speeds, considering pressure, freezing and boiling temperatures, and starvation don’t affect them when they're rolled up in their little ball called a tun!

runner up is that isopods use gills to breathe using moisture in their environment!

And ty for the question!!

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Asks? spare human interaction please?

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Remember to keep your energy up whilst scrolling the dashboard! Have a fish cracker!

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*pokes you with a stick"

Whar

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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

You got it boss o7

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged from you!

in no particular order:

• gentle rain and fox’s weddings

• compliments to and from strangers

• making my friends laugh

• seeing a random small animal while im out of the house

• getting to ramble about things that interest me