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colorisbyshe · 4 months ago

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went outside braless to run the worlds quickest errands and just encountered a multitude of mini crises so now i’m convinced that those were my boobs manifesting punishments for me

like i really don’t think they like flapping in the wind

(again shout out to the big tiddy butches who are always free balling, i don’t know how you do it)

#a man tripped over me #the vacuum i want #that was listed in stock was sold out #so i was crouched checking out another one for a similar price #and he fully fell over me #forgot to get root beer #other things weren’t in stock #and driving home i didn’t see a man in all black #walking his black lab #until i was driving past him #which meant he heard me loudly singing along to #utada hikaru’s 2007 classic NGE song beautiful world #with my windows down #and i know he heard cause he stopped walking #and then i got home and let tuna sniff my yogurt #and she sneezed on it

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