#ut sans has come a loong way since his dr customer service days. his poker face game is unparalleled there's not much that can phase him

[carlyraejepsans]

Do you think sans and toriel tell dirty jokes? I could see sans telling them depending on the audience (probably more a thing for grillbys) but I'm never sure about toriel, not that I think she's a prude about it or anything but I can't figure out if it would be her type of humour or not y'know?

actually i don't think sans tells dirty jokes at all, the dirtiest he ever pushes himself to in canon is implying he's fucked your mom, and even then he immediately walks it back. if you asked him he'd probably be like "dirty jokes, huh? yeah, i know some of those." and then spend half an hour punning about socks or dust or just straight up dirt. the fun is in defying expectations.

toriel acts like she's above that type of humor in polite company but get a few glasses of wine in her and she brings out the big guns