#usually I have an internal filter that stops my dumb goof posts from exiting my drafts

[babacontainsmultitudes]

It's a shame that we say "This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito", invoking the dark power of Amazon's Alexa when we could instead be summoning an imaginary DJ to allude to like the gods intended. "This is so sad, DJ play Despacito" like that. Many people don't know this, but DJs can actually be called upon to do all sorts of things! Back in the day, DJs were known to turn it up, bring the beat back, and get us falling in love again, to name a few.