#usually 2oz orange juice when it’s 2oz ginger vodka but i THOUGHT it was BARELY 3oz left but no it’s 4oz so i still got an oz of booze then | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bibleofficial · 1 year ago

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girl i went & bought wine today & this cashier was SO damn NOSEY yall i was just tryin to get in get out & she’s out here makin full EYE CONTACT 👁️👁️ HI HOW ARE U TODAY ? like girl it’s 1 bottle ring me up here’s my id i was TUNED OUT & now i’m home lookin at the damn bottle like do i rly even want this

#stream #nosey !!!!!#i mean ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAMALA #my rationale is like ‘i should’ve went to the OTHER liquor store bc they’re WAY less NOSEY like 😭😭😭’#anyway idk what it even is i think it’s a sauvignon or some shit bit my RATIONALE is bc i’m almost done w the vodka like i’m having #IM CALLING IT ‘ginger punch xx’ ALSKALSKLAKSLA like the xx is necessary bc it’s … unserious #1oz lemon juice + 1oz lime juice + 3oz ginger vodka + 4oz orange juice #WAIT HOLD ON + 1 teaspoon of grenadine + 2dashes angostura bitters #usually 2oz orange juice when it’s 2oz ginger vodka but i THOUGHT it was BARELY 3oz left but no it’s 4oz so i still got an oz of booze then #i can enjoy the wine but i also was TEW lazy to 1) clean the wine glasses & b) open the damn bottle like WORK ew anyway #i mean i LOVE the ginger lunch i think it’s so fun #i love drinking!!!!! m #wine girly in progress #like ALSKALSKALKSALKSLA AT LEAST U KNOW TO STOP AT 2 GLASSES #do u ? no xx #but instead u just drink until ur hungover every night ALSKALSKLAKSALKSLAKSLA #w liquor #bc honestly as i progress in drunkenness i just forgo all mixers im just like ‘martini time girl … u can focus & balance for like 2sec of #pour we’re good’ ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSL #LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #it’s bc american liquor laws are so strict but like girl i’m 23 ? am i ?#no i’m 24 !!!!!!!!!!!!!#IM 24 GIRL FUCK OFF #NOSEY #‘u don’t look like ur id pic’ mfs are so annoying she didn’t say nothin but like girl … i was 17 ? in that 😭😭😭#yea ??? it’s been 7 years ?????#my hair long now xx it’s pretty & u know it u may not say it but u do #this wasn’t even just. now this was like 5.30pm girl why u so NOSEY !!!!!!!!!

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