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[diamonds-at-y11]

Saw everyone talking about how Minecraft story mode is a better adaption than the literal MOVIE and it got me thinkin

Minecraft story mode is the game I vividly remember playing on our xbox in the little room connected to the attic with my sister beside me. I was a Minecraft obsessed kid and this game was so COOL to me at the time. Minecraft??? My beloved game??? But with a story???? That I get to be a part of and change??? Obviously a lot of people don’t like Minecraft story mode and that’s completely understandable, it’s pretty silly and hard to take seriously, but one thing it was was GENUINE. It had unique characters and a story that was new and exciting while still completely grounded in the world of Minecraft. You fought monsters and rode mine carts and interacted with cool red stone stuff and survived a fall from thousands of blocks up by falling into water and when that stupid fucking pig died a pork chop floated on the ground. It was so stupidly, unambiguously, completely, genuinely Minecraft. You were literally a character born and raised in the game. It even had beloved Minecraft YouTubers as guests in a silly murder mystery (that was actually the coolest thing ever ngl). It was for the fans, fully committed to the world the fans already loved. 

Who is this movie even for?? Why does it make this wishy-washy half commitment to the very game it’s adapting?? WHY IS IT ISEKAI?? Where’s the nostalgia?? The childhood experience of playing around in the silly block game with your siblings, not a care in the world?? Why is the sheep on sonic trailer levels of horrifically realistic?? This game is about BLOCKS thats its whole THING that’s why we love it you FOOLS. Why are there curves!? (That can’t happen without mods!!!) WHY IS JACK BLACK HERE?? 

You had such a beautiful, beloved, game with such genuine heart and meaning. The end poem literally makes me CRY and I don’t CARE how stupid that sounds. I don’t even want to try to describe it just go read it. And I just know the movie is going to have such a surface level depiction of what the game is, designed to be brainrot easily consumable for 7 year olds. Something tells me the people who made this movie would just skip past the credits anyways.

[strxnged]

guys i might change my url again

[unknownarmageddon]

How are you unknown? You are on the internet.

i can be on the internet and be unknown

[epaulando]

My weirdest theory about you is that you are ridiculously indecisive, and I think I’ve gone on a whole rant before abt this, but you seriously picked to name urself after an entire book series instead of like… picking a single character??

well. i AM indecisive. but choosing a single character was never in my mind tbh my criteria were: - gender neutral - easy to spell & phonetic - short aka everything my deadname was not. if i had to choose a different name now idk what it would be. maya? ...probably something from a song

[ei-mugi]

theres actually a cat out there named after my most stupid online alias becuase when i was 13 some rando with like 78k subscribers on their roblox youtube or something like that ended up in my online friendgroup and so i was in a few of their videos. and some kid commented that they loved me and this youtuber so much they named their 2 new cats after us. i think the channels deleted now but i still love knowing about the cat out there with the stupidest name ever

[zaideaben]

my half of an art trade with my friend supportivesins over on artfol and instagram!! we each made an au for our ocs, hehe. here's my oc zaide and her oc alias as shitty med students together. <3

[spacey-xannabelle]

URL change!

Spaced-out-xandy -> Spacey-xannabelle

[ghelgheli]

was tagged by @momagainstcatboys to do a last-month receiptify 🎶😌🎶

showing my whole emo-trap-on-repeat-as-stimming ass 🙈🙈

i can only think to tag @glitzpits but anyone else is free to tag themselves in

[letojessica]

your name is gracie and your ao3 username is disgracie? that is literally so smart. I'm in love with you.

kissing you on the mouth <3

[proteanadmirer]

Since this is my evil horny alt account, the name basically just reflects my um *admiration* of nonhuman characters/things.

Also protean is just a cool word.

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

[prismatic-dreaming]

🍀 for miss leste, and ☄️ for miss euphie :)

🍀 CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?

🌌 Hmm... I suppose so? I guess I'm questioning that a bit lately... It's a little complicated lately since I used to think we were lucky, though we do have some degree of skills too, I'd say. But it's complicated now because we'd been getting supernatural help. So now I'm not really sure. Though I'd like to still believe in it, and that I am. I certainly feel lucky to have met the wonderful people I have.

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

🗡 "That... depends greatly on what I allow them to see of me. If I'm able to put up the heroic front, my... little hero lie, then they'd probably assume I'm a decent person - perhaps even a good one, if occasionally a bit odd at times. Someone who works hard to do the right thing. None of that is correct, of course. Well, except for the last part I suppose. While I try hard to fight my wretched blood and monstrous nature to avoid harm, it does not change the monster that I am. That I hide from people in the futile attempt to be good." They avoid making eye contact while speaking, and quickly slink away when finished.

And this is where I'll come in! And spill their secrets ehe <3 This one's harder for Euphie to answer personally because they are just NOT able to be objective about themself <3 This bitch is full of too much self loathing! If people saw Euphie in the image they project they would indeed assume she was good! But that she's hiding some serious struggles despite how hard she tries to act like she's completely fine. While Euphie's morality is hard to define, they are truly earnestly trying to be good and fight against the urges to be that. They're loyal and would do anything to protect the people they care about, something that they absolutely display. Including a nasty habit of taking hits for others because it's fine, they're resilient and if they die they'll just wake up later, no magic needed. (Don't worry about what that means, it's just a weird curse or something). And they have done good things, with intent to be a better person going forward than they were in the past.

I also included some little sketches for these for funsies! They're probably missing details - I know I missed Euphie's piercings but I will NOT be going back to fix it cause I already redid them bc I wasn't happy with the first sketch. I think the one for me popping in like a little menace to give additional insight on Euphie's is especially fun but I also enjoyed my little chibi experiment for miss leste <3 Euphie also hits that good angsty vibes

[rainswept]

this close to making a writing sideblog BYE

[xoteajays]

what if … i changed my online alias?

[salexectria]

i miss using tumblr. i should use it more but tumblr doesn't feel like it used to and that saddens me. it was super important in my life 2011 - 2018/19

[subatomicskud]

Was telling a co worker about Warframe trying to convince them to play it like yesss yesss join me.

That being said

🥺 any mutuals here play it 👉👈

[alimoon399]

I just got back on Instagram kind of but I probably won't be super super active

My Instagram is @_alimoon399 because for some reason they wouldn't let me use just alimoon399 I've tried multiple times but it always just says I can't and it won't give me an exclamation to why