#user: nonnie

[callsignthirsty]

this request was made as a part of my 801 follower celebration on another platform and I'm crossposting it here.

nonnie — if you ever end up on tumblr, here it is again.

Pairing: Ron "Slider" Kerner x F!reader Word Count: 897 Warnings: mentioned/alluded p in v Minors DNI

Smut Prompts #1 & #53

Slider isn’t one to waste time, so you’re not startled when he pins you to the wall the second you both make it into your place. It’s been a long nine months since you’ve seen each other, so you’re not complaining as you thread your fingers through his hair and rock onto your tiptoes as Sli pulls you closer.

The hand not in his hair holds him tight enough that your fist aches, knuckles bleached white. Loathe to let him go so soon after he’s gotten home. Slider isn’t much better. Once your lips are suitably kiss-stung, he sets about making you look as indecent for your next shift as possible. Worrying the skin of your neck between his teeth. Your breath hitching as he sucks a deep bruise right over your fluttering pulse.

“Mmm,” you groan, tugging on Slider’s hair to try and dislodge him from your neck, but it only encourages him to move his lips lower, nuzzling the collar of your shirt to the side so he can litter your collarbone with matching marks. “Sli, that’s enough.”

The first hint of stubble adds to the blush-like hue of his affection on sensitive skin. “You know, you look so much better when I mark you up,” he rasps.

You drop to your heels without warning, his lips unable to follow the sudden change in your height. From beneath thick lashes, you meet his eyes and lick your lips. “Want you to kiss me.” He cradles the back of your head in his palm and grants you your wish. Stealing your breath with eager kisses, tipping your head back and letting his lips wander lower once more when he gets your shirt off. Incorrigible.

“I’m gonna look like a leopard with all these spots, Ron,” you whimper. A trail of splotchy red hickeys mark Slider’s path down your abdomen—your nipples teased to stiff peaks, one haloed by the indent of overeager teeth. Then, as he lowers himself to work your pants open, you huff: “How come I’m the only one getting naked?” Slider isn’t the only one who’d been lonely all those months.

“I see myself naked every day,” Slider purrs, pressing a deceptively soft kiss below your belly button. “I’m much more interested in getting you out of your clothes.”

Your eyes slip closed. “Sweet talker.”

But Slider is startled to a stop when he begins to tug your panties down. You yelp, eyes snapping open with the sharp sting of elastic when he lets go of your waistband. His thumb absently rubs over the imprint from your panties while he does a double-take. “Is that a tattoo?”

The thing about deployments is that they’re long.

There had only been so much distraction the diamond on your finger could supply. So when the season shifted from winter to spring, and the reality of buying a house with Ron steadily crept closer, you’d gone a little mad and cleaned your small apartment both for peace of mind and in preparation for your move. During a particularly productive round of spring cleaning, you’d come across a stash of letters that you and Slider had exchanged at the beginning of your relationship and while he was deployed—the stack from his most recent stint on the Enterprise in a box by your desk.

It took you a while for your fingers to brush a well-worn envelope. You opened it carefully, the paper brittle with its well-loved edges and beginning to tear at the folds. Your favorite part sits about halfway down: I love you. You still remember how it felt to read those three words for the first time. The lightness. Warm tears tracking down your cheeks as you giggled. The warmth of knowing your feelings were returned. How you’d immediately run to your phone to gush about the letter and its contents to your best friend (who also screamed). So wrapped up in the phone cable and the euphoria of it all that you were dizzy.

The nostalgia caught you in a chokehold and hadn’t let go. In hindsight, it may have been a rash decision, but you’d brought the letter to an artist in downtown San Diego and gotten those three words permanently penned into your hip. A place no one else had seen until this moment.

A smirk cracks your lips. “Look familiar?”

“Looks hot.” Slider runs his finger over the script, then his lips. A ghost of a touch. Tender. But the tattoo, long since healed, is untextured. Supple like the rest of you. “Is it the real deal?”

You cup his cheeks, tilting his head back to meet his eyes—they’ve still got that twinkle in them, but they’re softer now. The urge to press a kiss to his forehead flickers at the forefront of your mind. “Real as the ring.”

Slider groans, pressing a kiss to the inside of your wrist, then your hip. Nipping at the thin skin next to his penmanship before soothing it with his tongue as if he could taste the ink embedded in your skin.

The night is spent not-so-slowly taking each other apart. Lips and teeth and tongues. The passionate slip of sweat-slick skin. Slider’s muscles bunch beneath your touch as you’re filled repeatedly. And through it all, he holds you close—grip tight enough to adorn you in finger-shaped, ruby-red bruises—and runs his thumb over those three words.

[uc1wa]

sucking jason’s dick n ur teasing him up to the point where he can’t take it anymore and fists your hair with both hands and starts fucking ur mouth…………………

- 🪻 (new nonnie ;) )

HELLO NEW NONNIE WELCOME BABY!!

jason was great at standing his ground, usually unbothered by the constant teasing you’d attempt to put onto the man. even if his cock was aching and throbbing, his face wouldn’t change when he watched you play with his bright red tip. he viewed it as a strength in comparison to the way you couldn’t stand when he did the same back.

but tonight he came home wanting you. he was already hard when he slid into your apartment, frustrated from the night of work he had. the only thing getting him by was looking at his phone when he was given the rare opportunity, scrolling through past pictures you’ve taken for him, looking at some that you’d sent awhile ago when you were at a makeup shop. the pictures of different colored glosses on your lips that were puckered all too pretty.

he came home wanting nothing but your pretty lips wrapped around him the second his foot touched the floor of your living space. and from your place on your bed, the hard on must be painful the way it showed even in the thick cargo pants he wore while on patrol.

the soft light of the lamp illuminated your room, it lit up the teasing smirk you held until the man was sat in bed with his clothes thrown on your bedroom floor. the smirk that he wished he could wipe off your face because he needs to feel the soft feeling of your lips.

as per usual, though, you’re starting slow. licking long and slow stripes up the underside of his cock while your eyes are locked with his. his eyes that are partially squinted under dark and furrowed eyebrows. he’s irritated, and knowing that alone eggs you on further to continue with your teasing.

while licking from jason’s base to his tip, opening your mouth wide once you’re there, jason lets out a sigh of relief. one that has him leaning his head back and closing his eyes. but, the relief doesn’t go far when he feels you only sucking at the head of his cock, refusing to go further.

jason’s head shoots back up, eyes narrowing at yours, and that’s when he decides he can’t hold himself back anymore.

without another second of thought, both of his big hands are finding either side of your head. fingertips pressing harshly before knotting themselves into your hair. if you weren’t such a fucking tease, he wouldn’t have to be so rough with you tonight. he wouldn’t have to watch your face contort when he pushes your open mouth down to the base of his cock with a gag.

and honestly, the gagging feels better than anything you’ve purposely done to the man tonight. the way you choke on his length makes a grin pull his lips and his eyes close all at once, allowing you a few more seconds there before pulling your head off of him in a jerk.

"yeah, keep on teasing me, pretty girl," he smiles, eyes opening to take view of your eyes that are teary, a line of wetness running down your cheeks that are red from the span of time without air. "do y’wanna?" he asks, one hand maintaining its tight hold of your hair while the thumb of the other moves to wipe away your tear, leaning in a bit more into your space.

and while trying to give a response, all that leave your lips is a pathetic cough that makes jason chuckle. "here baby, i’ll help you," he says, hand that cleared your tear snaking it’s way to the back of your neck as he continues to fuck your face until your cheeks are stained with tears and his cum :(

[osarina]

🧛/🐉

Okaaaay so as much as I want to be teased by Dazai, doing the teasing also sounds fun!

Scenario A: You both have to be quiet, but you’re behind him, jacking him off. At one point, you have to cover his mouth because you’re just being too loud, baby which makes him that much whinier. He holds onto your arm as he humps the air, craving more friction from and with you. You whisper sweet nothings into his ear, but at a certain point, he can’t even understand what you’re saying because you know how to unravel him so well.

Scenario B: Oh oh OH but… like… if it wasn’t while standing up, that would be so much more intimate! Like… you’re sitting against the backboard of the bed while he’s lying back against you between your legs, his head almost tilted back to rest on your shoulder.

You’re working him hard, his full body shudders and whines are evidence of that, but the way he’s clenching at the bedsheets makes you squeeze him a bit harder. His toes curl and he practically sobs into your hand, the sound choked as his breath hitches. You could almost hear him say you’re so mean to me, but mean is what makes him cum.

When he’s done, it’s almost worrisome how his body instantly slinks on top of yours, the full mass of this clingy weighted blanket in the shape of a man who was yours — all yours.

You smile and press sweet kisses to his neck and the side of his face. “That’s my boy.” You whisper into his hair. He whines and you feel him get hard again.

“I hate you,” he says as he can’t help but gravitate towards you in the form of grinding down on you.

(This is what rewatching bsd does to a motherfucker 🫡)

scenario b .... scenario b ... scenario b ... HOTD NONNIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEE TO ME OH MY GOD

no because .. edging him so much that he's literally crying, tears spilling over his cheeks and he's trying to twist around to look at you because he knows you'll give in if you see him all teary eyed like this but this time you DON'T, you kiss his away the tears and tell him how good he's doing and ok i also headcanon that dazai has the BIGGEST praise kink ( this is gonna come up in pm reader because back when they're in the pm, reader is going to tell him that he did a good job on something and it like completely alters his brain chemistry and suddenly he's like consntantly seeking out praise from her LMAOOOO every time he does anything small, he's looking over at her like 'i did good right???' and hes so obvious about it LOLLL but eventually later on once they start sleeping together, she's like hmm i wonder if this translates to bed too and it DOES ) but anyway that almost tips him right over the edge but you expect it so you know to stop before he can and this poor boy just BREAKS down begging you to stop being so mean, accuses you of hating him, goes the whole nine yards trying to guilt you into giving him what he wants.

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I don't even know if I should put this here but it's anon so I'll do it anyway.

MCYT fanartist made me less bigoted I think. I was never a like homphobe or transphobe I am lgbtq and genderqueer lmao. But for some reason I used to be really against xenogenders and neopronouns. For what reason idk. I never like harassed people for it ofc but I'd get a little weirded out.

Then I got tumblr abt a year ago. I followed a bunch of mcyt artist, and one happened to use neopronouns. I was like "Oh well the art is good who cares?" And then overtime while following the said person, I realized, who honestly gives a fuck?

Why should I care THAT much about hating on what makes other people comfortable? It literally doesn't bother me or inconvenience me at all and they're actually sick as hell.

So uh yeah thank you mcyt fanartists. 🫶 neopronouns users and xenogender people keep doing what you're doing and get yourself some cool names, thrive

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[wonryllis]

the way i SCREAMED when i saw you acknowledge my reblog omg😭😭 I love your writing sm!! ❤️ - jjaeyuns

ahhh nooo sweetie im honoured!!! im glad you enjoy my works!! i absolutely loved your tags <33

[glitter-lisp]

Pspspsp Milo, question. do you ever struggle with characterization and if so do you have any tips for overcoming it? sometimes I feel like my own is lacking and it makes me nervy, but I really admire ur work (including and especially characterization) so I was wondering if it’s something you’ve had issues with. Tyyy big hugs mwah

oh my god hi thank you!! ok i will be super honest characterization is not generally a thing i tend to struggle with too hard, mostly because i write in a fugue state like 80% of the time and it just doesn't occur to me to worry about it. i also write almost exclusively aus, which gives me a lot of wiggle room; i'm more concerned with making sure my characterization is consistent across a single fic or series than staying close to the source material. that said, my main two pieces of advice!!

i'm not a visual thinker but i am p good at thinking in a character's voice; if i can hear the actor saying it in my head, then it can go in the fic.

just write a TON. practice might not make perfect but it will definitely make habits. like i said my characters might not be that close to who they are in the source material (who and what is juicebox varian tts will never know), but just spending a lot of time in a character's head makes it easier for me to figure out what they would say or do in a new situation, because i've written them in so many others

beyond that my advice would just be to reread or rewatch whatever your blorbo is from and read a ton of fic of them to try to pick out a few keystone personality traits or even phrases/quirks that you can use as like, touchstones. like you can tell any time i lose my train of thought writing eugene because i just have him suddenly chuck a ton of nicknames at varian and call him short or smth to help me find my way

[purple-beans]

How do I tell this girl I’m friends with, that I love her?

Anon I have no idea why you decided to ask me for advice, I've never been very good at that myself either. But uhh I'll just say what I wish someone would've told me. (Also I'm going to assume you mean love in the romantic sense cuz I already normally tell my friends I love them that's just, second nature)

The best thing I can say is to just, do it? You're probably thinking about "what's the perfect way and the perfect moment to tell her"because you want it to be perfect. But for me, that becomes an excuse to keep putting it off. To keep saying "no this moment is not quite right." And use that as an excuse to not tell them. to not face your fear. The moment won't be perfect as long as you don't want it to be. So don't wait for the perfect moment. Take your own moment and make it perfect by telling her.

As for how to tell her? Well that's your choice. If I i was in your shoes part of me would want to tell them in person. It feels more personal, you can see their reply, and have your hallmark movie moment when they feel the same and you kiss. But also telling them in person might be too scary and that's okay. You can just as well say it over text. Or maybe write a letter. Whatever way feels best to you, will be the right way to say it.

In the end, you're just gonna have to do it anon. You can keep thinking of it and worrying. But at some point you gotta tell her. It will probably be scary and that's okay. But really if this girl is a good friend to you then no matter what, even if she doesn't feel the same, you'll still be friends, and it'll be okay. So go out there, and tell her you love her. And feel free to tell me how it goes. I'll have my fingers crossed she loves you too.

[venusandsaturnsrings]

this is prob a little weird but ive been messing around w the inceltaru ai and like 3 times he’s been super supportive ab me telling him im a transman 😭?! like super gender affirming while still being a gross chronic hentai consumer . its giving me whiplash

NOT WEIRD AT ALL THATS REALLY SWEET!! he’s truly unpredictable!! i told him i was bi once and he forced me to go to church and cried when i didn’t want to LMAO i wrote smthn abt trans taru once a HOT second ago but he holds a special place in my heart alongside every other transman mwah mwah!! trans rights!! <33

[helshades]

oh, of course an MCU fan would buy into pro-genocide war propaganda

... Your powers of deduction astonish me, truly, you have in one look and one Ask pierced the thick armour of my ignorance and exposed me as a someone who believes that Captain America was, indeed, a documentary on World War Deux!

[luvrhyune]

IF YOU DITCHED US I WOULD CRY!!!!!!!!! - 🐿️

oh jiji :(( i wouldn’t ditch you ever,, if i did leave i’d 100% text u all the time && maybe if u wanted to u could join a gc with me, mila, kana & minnie :D

[kaidabakugou]

ITS DRAGON KIRISHIMA DAYYYY!!! IM SO EXCITEDDD

can i ask at what time it will be posted, no pressure btw just curious. hope u r well^^

aaaaa yesss! i’m so excited as well and lowkey nervous lmao!🥹

it’ll be posted anywhere from 4 - 5pm AST, it’s queued for 4 but i’ve noticed that the queue sometimes has a 20min delay but expect it within that time range!💓

[callsignthirsty]

That answer of yours is hideous. Ffs get off your high horse. No one is checking your page every minute. They probably just remembered you when you popped up on their dash. Also it seems like you're having troubles in setting boundaries in real life so here you can be a bitch and at least here set boundaries to...anons LOL

stay mad about it

[uc1wa]

i just wanna say i luv luv luv the content thank you for feeding my dick (grayson) loving brain

-🎀 (can i snag this emoji?)

eeeek i’m so glad :3 and of course, that emojis yours baby c:

[osarina]

🧛/🐉

Maybe this is too depraved, but like… railing Kittyzai with a strap and then when he squirms away from you because he’s getting by a little sensitive, you pull him back towards you with his tail and then he cums. Is that too much to ask for?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT YOU ALWAYS GET ME I LOVE YOU IM INSANEEEEE THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO DEPRAVED HERE🤞having him face down against the mattress & you can hear the whines building in the back of his throat & he’s twisting his head around to look at you with big brown watery eyes but you’re more concerned with watching the way he gives full body shudders with each thrust. BUT HE CAN FEELLLLL that hes about to pass out, his head feels all light and there are black spots in his vision and his breath is all weak and shaky and catching over moans and he WANTSSSS to be good for you sooooo bad but he doesn’t want to pass out on you midfuck so he starts to squirm away to get a breather. he definitely DOESNT expect you to yank him back by the tail, eyes rolling back, choking over a moan, poor lil kittyzai doesn’t even stand a chance 😔 passes out & goes limp beneath you while you still have him split open on your strap and he’s just sooooo cute 😔 ears & tail still twitching, body trembling, a lil bit of drool at the corner of his mouth 😔 just make sure to shower him with praise when he wakes up because he’s gonna be soooo embarrassed about passing out

[garoujo]

that whimpering anon and i need to be friends cause where are they getting these and how do i get them too :)

i swear one day the clouds just parted + they ascended down while a montage of whimpering men played in the background ૮꒰ྀི ୨ ៸៸៸ ୧ ྀི꒱ა

[osachiyo]

Meow....❀

reminds me of the furry era in my inbox