#user: milf-ivy

[hyunsvngs]

OK JUNO IK I'VE SENT SO MANY ASKS ABOUT THAT PHOTO BUT HEAR ME OUT

After you make him breakfast he wakes up and you hear him whining for you from the other room and when you go there to see him he complains about you fucking him too hard and now his legs are sore🥺🥺

And of course he always calls you mommy, no matter what. That's what you trained him to do.

'Mommy, you made my legs so sore' He'll whine.

'Pick me up, please' He'll pout.

And so you do, easily, with strong trained hands and place him on the bathroom counter, helping him brush his teeth before taking him to the kitchen and placing him on the island. Softly feeding him while standing between his legs as he kicks them. Of course before you leave you place him on the couch and pepper him with kisses before leaving to go work.

When you come home you're pissed.

Sweet pup Seungminnie doesn't know exactly why but he wants to help his mommy.

And he does bt letting you fuck him, harder than the night before. Letting you give him orgasm after orgasm even if he's overstimulated.

You'll make up for it, you always do, by making his bath better with bath bombs in his favourite scents and soft kisses. You let him take your hoodie this time and it's longer than you expected. Engulfing his small arms and wrapping him in warmth. He doesn't mind- How could he? -He's just happy that tomorrow is a Saturday so he can wake up to his mommy, snuggle up into her chest and watch her peaceful bare face as she gets her well deserved rest<3

The arms part makes this wayyy more self indulgent for me🫣🫣

WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE AND THE IDEA OF U BEING TALLER THAN HIM.. i'm personally not but i think seungmin would so love a girl being taller than him actually :( it would definitely bring out the lil sub puppy in him. he's soooo cutieful to me i'm absolutely in love with this seungmin

[lix-ables]

OMG DESI STAY I SAW AND FOLLOWED GRRRRRRAH

so so late to this one too but AAA HIII HOW'RE YOUU

[safekeeperscosm]

Same anon as the Grimes Ivy ask.

Just imagine Grimes interacting with others in Wartwood. Him learning that Mrs. Croaker was once a badass Spy. Or learning that Maddie, this little girl is a competent curse user and wielder of dark magic. Among so many other possible interactions.

Just him realizing that the frogs that he once saw as weak and inferior were actually incredibly smart, resourceful and competent.

YEEESSSSSSSSSS YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm obsessed with Mrs Croaker I JUST WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HER SHE LOOKED LIKE A MILF

Loggle and Wally are also on the intro and I don't even have to say how capable they are

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

10 years of Pornhub has taught us a lot about our desires

It’s been 10 years to the day since Pornhub launched. A lot has changed since then, but one thing remains the same: we are obsessed with lesbian porn. 

To celebrate their big anniversary, Pornhub took a look back at what their users have enjoyed over the past decade. And the results are… revealing. It turns out we’ve got a pretty voracious appetite, and we’re looking few very specific things. 

So what exactly are all these people looking for? Well the most popular category of all time is “Lesbian.” That’s followed by “MILF,” “Amateur,” and “Teen.” As for the most popular stars? Lisa Ann is number one of all time with more than one billion video views. Riley Reid is in second place, with over 770 million views, and Madison Ivy earned third place with some 650 million views. 

When it comes to what people upload the most, “Amateur” beats out the rest by a long shot — no surprise there. That category has a whopping 2.2 million videos. The next closest genre is “Gay,” with 1.8 million videos. After that comes “Blowjob” with 1.3 million.  

While we definitely don’t have the most wildly creative tastes imaginable, the scale of consumption at this point is pretty amazing, if you cast your mind back to May 25, 2007. While internet porn had existed for some time, you couldn’t type some combination of sex acts into Google and have an endless selection of videos at your fingertips for free. Now, well, it’s a totally different story. 

Pornhub has been one of a number of sites that have completely reshaped the way we consume pornography. Within six months of launching, Pornhub had an average of one million visitors a day. By 2009, that number was up to ten million, and it was one of the top 100 most visited sites on the internet.

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Today there are more than 75 million viewers each day. This massive level of porn-watching has definitely had a huge impact on the industry. Pornhub’s Vice President, Corey Price, told Mashable,  "We’ve steadily democratized adult entertainment, improving the experience by tailoring our platform and offering a wide-range of content to adhere to our fans’ specific wants and desires.” 

They’ve also had to keep up with massive changes in technology. When the site launched, 99 percent of their views came from desktops. Today 75 percent of their visitors are on mobile devices. They’ve even embraced new developments like VR headsets — which would have sounded like pure fantasy to most people 10 years ago.  

SEE ALSO: Picky Pornhub commenter reviews each video's bed sheets

Pornhub is nothing if not interested in engaging their fans — they’re known for stunts like offering VR porn for Mother's day, urging people to dress up like pandas and have sex...for science, and one very savage April Fool's prank. 

So it's only fitting that to celebrate their big day they’re launching a contest to win one of 100 ten-year memberships to Pornhub Premium. To put yourself in the running, you just need to use the hashtag #PHtaughtme and find a social media-appropriate way to explain what exactly you’ve learned from watching their videos. That’s a lot harder than it sounds. 

Should you win, you could use your subscription to watch every single one of the site's 10 million videos. It’ll take you a total of 173 years to do, so maybe don’t do it all in one sitting.

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[hyunsvngs]

Based on my last ask

Sweet short house husband Seungmin

He's shorter than you and is just there to look all pretty and cute for u🥺🥺

U come home to him in pretty long hoodies just covering up till the edge of his boxers🥺🥺

Fucking him on your pretty strap in those very same hoodies before taking a bath with him amd cleaning him up🥺🥺

Picking him up and out of the bath because he's just so tired and drying him off, tucking him into a new hoodie and taking him back to bed🥺🥺

You took out all that work stress out by fucking him and he falls asleep so easily🥺🥺

Waking up the next morning to his hoodie riding up and his pretty abs and happy trail showing 🥺🥺

You can't help but kiss his pretty body all over before getting up and showering before making him a nice breakfast and leaving for work🥺🥺

Sorry if this is long or I'm spamming u also this is 100% self indulgent as a 6'3 girl<3

FRIEND I LOVE HOW U SAID ANY THOUGHTS AND THEN TOLD ME EVERY THOUGHT I COULD EVER HAVE? I WANT TO BITE HIS THIGHS AND CALL HIM PRETTY UNTIL HES CRYING AND SO BING

[hyunsvngs]

I'm always thinking abt Jeongin bbg wdym?!?!?!!!??!??!??

THEN TELL ME MORE…….?!? I MISS U GIYS

[hyunsvngs]

J-Juno did you... Cheat on us

I thought you loved us pookiebear😔

In all seriousness....

I knew you could pull bitches💋

OF COURSE I CAN PULL BITCHES DAMN….

[hyunsvngs]

Juno!!! Saw the post of your break up and I hope you’re doing ok right now :( I hope that it’ll go well for you and also for your exams!! don’t be afraid and speak if you feel like it we’re here for you jazzy <333 !!!

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WAAA u guys r seriously the nicest people ever :( i'm gonna still be around!! i'm still writing AND i have a delicious fic to share with u all that i think is going to be pretty long LOL this is how i'm coping.

that being said.. thank u all. also calling me jazzy is literally the sweetest thing ever bc that's what my dad calls me AHHH u guys r so cutieful

[hyunsvngs]

CONGRA5S JUNO BUG YOU DESERVE EVERY SINGLE FOLLOWER I'M SO PROUDDDDDD

YOUR GROWING SO FAST AND DESERVE IT ALL BBGGGGGGGGG🎀🎀🎀

THANK YOUUUDISNSJDNND

[hyunsvngs]

Did someone ask for ME in that last ask or....

I ASSUME SO

[hyunsvngs]

♡ ☆ Send this to 8 people you think are amazing and deserve only the best!! ☆ ♡

WAAA <3

[hyunsvngs]

Juno bae we will forever be interested<3

i hope so😖

[hyunsvngs]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

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[hyunsvngs]

U speak French!!! I'm learning it and wanna go to paris somedayyy

U speaking french seems yum to me🤩

i do speak french!!! im a lil out of practice but yes :3