#usch

[swedish-auflauf]

Vad i hela my little pony

[albtrauming]

[iridescent-glitch]

Nej, nope, gillar inte det här

[saturnnpie]

🧡

[inkiedraws]

So I just scrolled all the way back to 2017 to see all your Mass Effect artwork and holy moly your progression?? Dude I bow in awe of how freaking fantastic your artwork is and it's just gotten better and better with time!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH but also, you've reminded me that 2017 is almost eight years ago wtf.

[wilimia]

Måns bror det här är otroligt pinsamt för dig

Kaj forever ✊

[castielsprostate]

my mental state? reading a 70k+ fic at 9pm while listening to videogame rap

[shiroselia]

Ingen som känner för o stämma SVT för brott mot GDPR?

[transparent-transforming]

Kul dag på jobbet idag. Gjorde ett prov under en kurs och var så nervös att jag skrev mitt personnummer fel. Försökte säga mekaniker på engelska och sa “motor man”. Blev hånad av en chef på en annan avdelning. Försökte lära känna en snygg kille på kursen, han var helt ointresserad av mig. Men han hjälpte mig när jag hade problem med använda utrustningen. Jag hade glömt att trycka på on 🙃

Jag klarade i alla fall provet och snart är det helg.

[amartianonmars]

Murderface: Usche the red lipschtick, guysch go crazy for it!

Toki: Stops moving before I stab you eyes out by accident

Bonus doodles and without makeup below

[errorcodelife]

Jag tror och hoppas KAJ tar folkets röster, men fruktar att Måns får för mycket av juryn för att KAJ ska stå som segrare. Usch, kommer skämmas ihjäl när det är dags för ESC om Måns vinner😬

[basu-shokikita]

Kloktober 2024 Day 15

One Year after AOTD

Back with more Kloktober posting!

It’s been over a year since AOTD came out and I like to believe things got better for the boys after they helped saving the world, so…here’s something about that. 🌟

“Just ones more! Just ones!” Toki insisted with a smile.

“Dats what you said de last times.” Skwisgaar feigned exasperation, but he looked just as happy. 

“This time ams forreals.” Toki bit his bottom lip, glancing at Skwisgaar’s mouth. “Ams promise.”

Skwisgaar wrapped a hand around Toki’s waist, bringing him closer. “Dats so?”

Toki nodded, but he also probably would’ve nodded at anything by this point. 

“Comes here.” Skwisgaar whispered and they smooched each other loudly. 

“Wowee…” Toki was left in a daze once they broke it off. “Okays, just ones more!”

Skwisgaar cackled, lovingly looking into Toki’s eyes. “I thoughts you hads promiseds.”

Pursing his lips, Toki gave Skwisgaar a wet puppy look. “Buts…”

“Buts nothing you littol trickers…”

“Oh, Skwisgaar!” Tok whined, his expression turning miserable at once. He turned away, sadly. “You ams so means…”

“Eugh, I ams means?” Skwisgaar chuckled.

“Ja…” Toki was completely brat mode, pouting and frowning. “You ams means and donts lets Toki be happies…”

“I donts-” Skwisgaar repressed a laugh, though when Toki didn’t react, he grabbed him by the chin and turned his face towards him. “Heys, heys…”

Toki refused to meet his gaze. “Means Skwisgaar.” He mumbled.

“Comes on…” Skwisgaar was trying his best not to smile, failing considerably. “Tokes, looks at me…” When Toki finally did, Skwisgaar let out a soft chuckle. “Donts be sads…” Then, he leaned in and-

“Ye guys know we’re still here, right?” Pickles interrupted in disbelief., sitting several feet away from them on the couch. They were in the movie room.

With puckered lips, Skwisgaar and Toki turned to their bandmates. While Toki seemed mostly confused, Skwisgaar raised an eyebrow at them. “Ja, so?” To emphasize his indifference, he put an arm around Toki’s shoulder. 

“Well, don’t do that in front of usch!” Murderface complained.

“And why the fucks not?” Far from the spoiled attitude from earlier, Toki had switched to full aggressive mode. “You guys can do whatever you wants too!”

“Yeah, but…” Nathan intervened, visibly feeling awkward. “You guys are being so…r…romantic…” He said, like the word was hard to pronounce. 

“Nethans, you weres all over the Trinity girls back dens!” Skwisgaar said, grimacing. “Makings us witness yous slobber, eugh, disgustingks…” He shook his head in disgust. 

“Uh, her name was Trindle-”

“That’s what ye two are doin’ now!” Pickles pointed an accusatory finger. 

“Oh, whats? I didnts know I was cheatings on Skwisgaar and tryings to explodes him and kills mine self!” 

“Heugheugh, so you ams the hypers fans whats cants helps but wants more of mes?” Skwisgaar asked Toki, already over the discussion.

Toki smiled innocently, batting his eyelashes at Skwisgaar. “Wells, you knows…”

They started whispering sweet nothings to each other again, like the other 3 weren’t watching the whole exchange. 

“Ye know what, just play the next movie.” Pickles rolled his eyes.

Nathan grabbed the remote control, browsing through the Dethflix catalogue. “Uh, Whiplash?”

“Looks Skwisgaar!” Toki turned to the screen. “It ams dat ones roms and coms!”

“Whet?” Pickles squinted at the couple. “Dats nots-“

“Euh, I remembers dat!”

“Well, I don’t wanna watsch no schtupid romansche movie!” 

“It’s not a-”

“Yeah, we have enough of that right here.”

“Whats ams dat supposeds to means?”

“It’s not about t’at at all!” Pickles took the remote from Nathan and pressed the play button. “Just shaht up and watch it!” 

He felt proud when the whole band settled in quietly and watched the screen. Well, not for long because Skwisgaar and Toki resumed their chattering soon enough. Clicking his tongue, Pickles glanced at his phone to see the time, though the date distracted him. Why did it feel oddly familiar? 

Oh.

Pickles rested his back against the couch, overwhelmed by the sudden memory. A year ago they saved the world, almost losing their lives in the process. A year ago they survived the Metalocalypse while millions perished. A year ago their fans came to their rescue and, together, they could defeat Salacia. 

Somehow, it felt like an entire lifetime had gone ever since and Pickles would like very much for it to stay that way. He didn’t miss feeling responsible for everyone or having to fight constant panic attacks because the end of the world was coming. He just wanted to be Pickles.

It did have consequences on them, however. Nathan was definitely more considerate now and Murderface was opening up more rather than being defensive all the time. And Skwisgaar and Toki…well, whatever that was. 

In all seriousness, Pickles didn’t know what was weirder, that they defeated a gigantic whale that wanted to bring doom to Earth or that Toki and Skwisgaar were all over each other like a couple of teenagers experiencing love for the first time. He would’ve never imagined there would be a future where he’d miss their stupid fights. Well, they still argued, but it wasn’t the same knowing the reconciliation would have them sloppily making out on the kitchen’s counter or something equally off-putting.

Himself? He was fine. He still liked to do drugs and get drunk, they just weren’t his primary reason to live anymore. And that was a good thing, probably. 

“Murderface, don’t keep all the popcorn for yourself.” Nathan whispered, though it was loud enough that everyone heard it.

“I’m not!”

“Heys, I wants some popcorns too!” Toki complained, though he kept both arms wrapped around Skwisgaar. 

“Heugheugh,I gots some pops corns for yous down heres…” Skwisgaar offered.

There was some rustling and Toki gasped. “Haha! It really ams corns shapes!”

“And it shores ams gonna pops, heugh-”

They all groaned and Nathan took the remote back, turning up the volume and filling the atmosphere with the sound of drums. “Just try not to fuck while we’re in the room, okay?” He yelled over the racket.

“Whats?!” The guitarists asked in unison, their hands on their ears.

“I said don’t fuck in the room!”

Toki and Skwisgaar looked at each other, then back at Nathan. “Whats?!”

“I said-” Nathan was about to yell again but he changed his mind mid-sentence. “Nevermind.” Pickles snorted and Nathan turned towards him. “What?”

“Nothin’.” Pickles shook his head, trying to pay attention to the movie. 

He had a far more important reason to live now. 

[iridescent-glitch]

NEJ absolut INTE den tungan efter 'vicious'

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Bittra mello elitister som bara röstar på låten de tror kan vinna esc är typ "usch fel låt vann >:( Vi kommer komma toksist med denna skämtlåt >:("

Nej det kommer vi INTE. Europeer har redan visat att de ÄLSKAR denna låt och de VILLE att vi skulle skicka denna.

Den KOMMER komma till final i eurovision.

Kommer den VINNA Eurovision? Troligtvis inte. Men vet ni vad, det är OKEJ. För folk kommer oavsett UPPSKATTA den. Och vi BEHÖVER inte vinna hela tiden. Ibland kan vi väl bara ha lite KUL?

Och om den all förmodan inte kommer till final kommer jag lova att esc fansen ändå kommer ha den i sina hjärtan. För de älskar den redan!

[svenskjavel]

Jlt har ändrat rösten på bussarna från en grov småländsk kvinnlig röst till en manlig rikssvensk röst som låter AI-genererad💔💔

Usch

[dumbigemini]

im likkee usch a good lil fuckholee nd like hav been soooo goodd today doin evrythin i waz asked nd makin a man supr happy so loke o sedeserv to be treetd like a a princesss 🥰🥰🥰