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Antisemite
One who only likes things in wholes, never halves (or other fractions).
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Unfortulast
one who consistently makes the wrong decision.
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Judeophobia
fear of, or extreme aversion to, the song "Hey Jude" (not restricted to the Beatles' version).
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The Woman Of Some Area
the baddest, fattest bitch in the bible.
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Trompetooth
The feeling you get when you bite into a cherry or olive that you thought was pitted but wasn't.
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Calicrash
When you try on a piece of clothing that doesn't fit anymore.
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Portmanticate
To make a portmanteau and then dedicate it to someone in the room.
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Johnny Walker Black
A man my dad slept with in college.
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Talont
When an eagle is really good at getting its prey.
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Debonair
Stepping outside for some fresh air with Debbie Harry.
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