#urbanfictionary

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Antisemite

One who only likes things in wholes, never halves (or other fractions).

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Unfortulast

one who consistently makes the wrong decision.

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Judeophobia

fear of, or extreme aversion to, the song "Hey Jude" (not restricted to the Beatles' version).

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The Woman Of Some Area

the baddest, fattest bitch in the bible.

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Trompetooth

The feeling you get when you bite into a cherry or olive that you thought was pitted but wasn't.

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Calicrash

When you try on a piece of clothing that doesn't fit anymore.

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Portmanticate

To make a portmanteau and then dedicate it to someone in the room.

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Johnny Walker Black

A man my dad slept with in college.

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Talont

When an eagle is really good at getting its prey.

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Debonair

Stepping outside for some fresh air with Debbie Harry.