#ur lame ass son pulls a bad bitch AND YOURE MAD????

[woodsborostabathon]

so anora absolutely devastated me. babygirl i am so sorry i NEVER would have fumbled u like that…💔💔💔

[cabinofimagines]

Hercules ! Hercules ! Hercules !

ask : OMG can I request an imagine where reader is falling in love with Leo but she doesn't want to admit it so she basically bursts out into song with I won't say (I'm in love) from Hercules but in the end she sees Leo and goes "screw it"

fucking hell, this was fueled purely on my two am insomnia ass coming up with the perfect way to write it, then ash yelling at me for staying up so late because apparently i 'need sleep'.

anywho, i really fucking like how this turned out ?? shoutout my boy walt disney for probably being dead when Hercules came out but ya know, that movie is my shit.

/ my fave characters were the Muses, them some bad bitches y'all /

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Your heart raced, rapidly, in a way you didn't know it could. Hands sweaty, you mindlessly wiped them off on your shorts, before dragging a hand nervously through your (h/c) locks, messing them up. Piper's hand reached over, grasping your wrist in the grip of her nimble fingers. "Are you okay?" Her words rushed over you like a cold current, pulling you back to reality.

You ripped your gaze away from the boy that you refused to admit you adored. Faking a cough, you nodded, smiling at your best friend. "Duh. If I wasn't, I would've told you, McLean." Piper arched her eyebrow, but decided to ignore it, as she led you through the crowd surrounding the campfire, watching Leo start it. Taking your usual seats, Piper stirred up a conversation with Jason, who she hasn't seen all day, leaving you to admire the son of Hephaestus with wandering eyes.

You'd never love that asshole. He's a jerk, always flirting with any girl he thinks is pretty, playing pranks with the Stolls, and teasing almost everyone. Never would the words 'love' and 'Leo' leave your lips in the same sentence. So why did your heart feel like it wanted to leap out of your chest every time you saw the kid? Your breaths shorten, and your thoughts become blurry.

You didn't realize you spaced out. "Looking at something interesting?" Leo asked, patting your knee before sitting beside you. Furrowing your eyebrows, you stared at the fire, clenching your fists and pinning them to your knees.

"Fire's pretty interesting." You muttered half-heartedly, leaning forward, resting your chin in the palm of your hand. Leo watched you silently with a curious eye, never really noticing if you actually liked him as a person or not. He's noticed that you've acted distant around him, especially lately, when before the four of you were the closest, best friends not too long ago.

Leo forced himself to look away from you, to ignore how the light from the fire flickered, creating shadows that danced to a silent melody across your face. "I guess it is." Leo muttered, his elbows resting on his knees, as he watched the fire as well. A cold sweat settled on the back of your neck, and you wiped your hands on your shorts once more, attempting to ignore how close Leo was, and how his breaths were in sync with yours, and how his hands were dangerously close to your thighs.

A soft sigh escaped your lips, as you closed your eyes, leaning back onto your hands. Opening your eyes, you stared at the endlessly starred sky, watching a few clouds pass by. Leo stole a few glances your way, confused on how you were acting. He definitely didn't want you, out of all people, to hate him. Heart racing at unhealthy speeds, you forced yourself up, brushing off your shorts. "I'm just gonna, take a walk." You said response to Leo, Piper, and Jason looking at you curiously.

Pushing yourself to leave, you snuck out of the campfire, making your way quickly towards the forest, escaping the feelings you didn't necessarily wanted to admit you had in the first place. Groaning, you tugged slightly at your roots, a sigh escaping your lips once more.

Smiling slightly, a childhood memory flooded your thoughts. When movie night happened, Chiron would play, ironically, Disney's Hercules, knowing that it didn't show how the god of strength was at all. You knew it was fake, but you liked it. Especially Meg, his love interest.

"If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that." You started singing, remembering the song you heavily relate to now. Alone, and in the middle of the woods, you technically were allowed to be as dramatic as you possibly pleased. "No man is worth the aggravation. That's ancient history, been there, done that."

You thought you yourself, silently, pacing around as the background vocals played effortlessly in your head. Leo? Leo Valdez? You gritted your teeth, annoyed at yourself. Your last boyfriend was a flirt, someone who ended up cheating on you. You didn't want to throw that title on Leo, but better safe then sorry, right?

"No chance, no way, I won't say it no, no. It's too, cliche, I won't say I'm in love." You sang again, twirling around and swaying around to the music in your head. The serious thoughts pooled in the bottom of your brain. Were you actually, in love with Leo? Could a relationship, possibly sprout from you- You growled slightly, spinning in place. "I thought my heart had learned it's lesson, it feels so good when you start out." You sang loudly, snorting in amusement at your own innuendo. 'I'm lame.' You thought simply, but continued to sing loudly, your throats becoming sore. "My head is screaming 'Get a grip girl, unless you're dying to cry your heart out.'" You belted the lyrics out, climbing atop a rock, and spreading your arms out to an audience that wasn't there.

Or so you thought.

Hiding behind a nearby tree, Leo, Piper, and Jason watched silently, all amused. Unaware of their presence, you continued to sing. "No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no. This scene, won't play, I won't say I'm in love." You strutted around the top of the rock, tugging your hands through your hair, as the raw emotion you actually felt poured out of your lips into the next lyrics.

"You're way off base, I won't say it. Get off my case, I won't say it." Closing your eyes, you faced the star ridden sky, and carrying the tune, you belted the last lyric. "At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love!" You heaved heavy breaths, letting out a spiral of different curses.

Calming down, you sat at the edge of the rock, finally coming to acceptance with your feelings. Slamming the bottom of your shoe against the rock, you sighed heavily. "I, Y/N L/N, am in love with Leo Valdez. And it scares me, and I really hate it." You said aloud, and you heard a sharp gasp come from the woods.

Standing up quickly, you saw Piper, Jason, and Leo, emerge from the woods. "Fuck. Are you serious? You heard that?" You asked, wanting to be anywhere else but there. Leo was too stunned to answer you, and Piper nodded, a smirk spreading across her face.

"You have a good voice, Y/N." Jason smiled at you, and you thanked the gods for sending you someone as grounded and not embarrassing like Jason Grace. Blushing slightly, you smiled.

"Thanks Jace." You responded, and Piper winked at you, before grabbing Jason's hand in her own.

"We're gonna, go back to the fire." Piper smiled, before tugging Jason away, leaving you and Leo in an awkward silence. Your heart raced, stomach holding a mosh pit for about five thousand butterflies. Refusing to face Leo, you gritted your teeth. Annoyed at yourself, you clenched your fists at your sides, looking up at Leo.

"Got anything to say, repair boy?" You clenched your jaw, mad he hasn't said anything yet. You just confessed your love to the kid, the least you could get was rejection. But, what he did next irritated you. A smirk spread across his face. "Oh no." You mumbled.

"You love me?" Leo asked in a teasing tone, dragging a hand through his curls. You gritted your teeth. So much for having fun being dramatic. "You, Y/N, you love me. Leo." Leo continued to tease you, grabbing your hands in his own so you couldn't move away.

"Yes Leo, I fucking love you, okay? Reject me if you want, I don't give a fuck at this point, I-mmph!" Leo pressed his lips against yours, stopping your rant. A shiver ran down your spine, as you wrapped your arms around Leo's neck, pulling him closer, pressing your chests together. Leo pulled away, a smirk on his face, dragging his thumb across your bottom lip.

"You love me." He repeated, but this time he wasn't teasing you. A genuine smile spread across his face, and he grasped your face in his hands, as he repeated the sentence again. "You, love me." Leo spoke as if it finally sank into his brain.

"Yeah, loser." You muttered, and chuckled slightly, before looking him in his eyes. "I love you." You spoke, and Leo's breath hitched. A dorky smile spread across his lips, and he pressed another kiss to your lips.

"I love you too."

•

this is the best thing I've ever written thank you I'll take three noble prizes and like, maybe an oscar for the movie adaptation, Disney can sUCK IT

(walt's gonna fucking haunt me now ur welcome for that shitty joke)

- nez

[swimmingferret]

Well since you seem to be on a Jojo spiel, why don't you rate your fave Jojo to least fave?

🌟 Number 1- Giorno!

Giorno is my fave! A lot of people whine that he’s ‘boring’ but that seems to be with the original translation being rly bad (not Duwang levels bad, but still fairly bad) and the new translation fixes a lot of the crappy dialogue and writing. Tho why do people think ‘reserved’ is ‘boring’. Like just because Giogio isn’t loosing his shit constantly doesn’t make him boring. Also I love his stand? It reminds me of dryads and whatnot- I know it’s technically a nod towards the Pillerman/Kars, what with his dad being a vampire but I rly like Gold Experience and how Giorno weaponizes it. Like he murders Melone by turning the remains of his Stand into a venomous snake which kills him and he fucks up Diavolo completely.

Vento Aureo is also one of my fave arcs and has a lot of nifty fights and Stands running around (I like Nero and Diavolo/Doppio) and I think it really was a turning point in Araki going ‘How to give Stands fairly stupid/mundane sounding abilities but their users are smart enough to use it effectively in combat’ and that then became a strong theme throughout the constitutive Jojo adventures. It was a nice change from DIU and SDC where the Stand rule was like ‘My Stand can punch you hard and I win’ even if I complain about how convoluted some Stand powers are.

I also feel like Giorno is such a perfect mix of his dads- he’s got Jonathan’s loyalty and determination but also enough of Dio’s sheer ruthlessness to even it out.

But yeah, he’s my fave.

🌟Number 2- Jonathan!

He’s so sweet and lovely and giant. I love him. He just wanted a nice life with his sweet wife and friends. And also his dog RIP Danny.

I also didn’t actually realize how short Phantom Blood was compared to the other Jojo animes tho- like damn, only 9 episodes? Got enough angst in there tho, like yeah let me see Erina’s tearful goodbye and Jonathan saving his wife and restraining Dio in his dying moments. Also I love how fucking strong that boy is, like especially in EOH all the Jojo’s are like ‘wtf bro ur so goddamn tough’ but he’s such a darling marshmallow

Jonathan basically;

🌟Number 3- Josuke!

Another good boy, if not a bit more burnt and ragged. Also his Stand is pink and blue, like cotton candy. DIU is also an arc where...not a lot of people die despite it being around a serial killer (but damn did Araki make up that for that in the next arc lmfao).

He and Okuyasu are also sugar sweet which is better- those ‘i’m a rough delinquent but actually very sweet inside’ types are a fave cliche of mine lol

Also I love his hair? I imagine it would smell nice, since you get get that scented hair gel and I’d imagine Josuke would be the kind of person to buy that.

🌟 Number 4- Jolyne.

I loved Stone Ocean tbh even if a few parts pissed me off. I liked how durable and fucking ass kickery Jolyne was and how her Stand power sounded stupid af- wow I can turn into string - but she’s intelligent enough to weaponize it sufficiency enough to actually kick ass- and remember when she got shot and acted quickly enough to use her string as a pseudo-bullet proof vest? And Jotaro was like ??? when he stopped time and saw that she’d already done that by the time he activated Star. Also I love how the villain was a Priest- anime theme I’ll never get tired of is the Nun/Priests/Old People Are The Scariest Of Them All

I just...kinda wish she wasn’t so tom-boyish? She’s the only girl Jojo so far (thanks Araki :/) but she definitely acts like One Of The Boys and is the most crass and sexually deviant of the lot which is kinda...meh, for me. I know having a woman character act like that is out of the norm in manga however, and her arc around having a useless father is also important narrative wise since in Japan absentee/neglectful fathers is a cultural issue.

Her sweetness towards Emporior helped, but yeah that’s my main skeeve with her but I can understand it from Araki’s point of view so I can...endure so to speak lol

🌟Number 5- Gappy.

Jojolion is a narrative on crack and it’s like Araki’s just gone wild.

Tho why doesn’t Gappy have a ten-pointed star as his birthmark? Since he’s a fusion of two people with the star.

I don’t like how his name is the same as Josuke’s tho. :/ It’s kinda lame tbh and seens like...overly heavy handed in ‘HEY THIS IS AN ALT WORLD. NOT TOO SURE?? LOOK HE’S GOT THE SAME NAME AS ANOTHER JOJO’ like god araki we get it

Tbh these last three are more like ‘which jojos do u dislike more of them’ lmfao

🌟Number 6- Johnny.

I mean, he’s bitter, violent and cries all the time which is Relatable™ tbh 

He and Gyro are great together and after Araki’s little spiel about how you can totally write love between men I was fairly bitter with Johnny getting the ‘Straight married 10 yrs down the line and has a kid’ bullshit :/ like wow thanks.

Oh and why didn’t anyone ever go ‘why the fuck did you just shoot me with your fingernails, what the fuck is wrong with you’ to Johnny ‘cause like if someone DID shoot me with their fingernail I would utterly loose my shit cause that is just disgusting

I’m still mad over SBR tho and am of the opinion Johnny should’ve died and Diego should’ve lived so....

The end was also a mad cop-out and I get fed up with the ‘This disabled person gets magically cured and everything is wonderful’. I saw that treatment with Babs in DC Comics despite how BAMF she was even in a wheelchair which pissed me off and then Johnny gets the magical jesus cure which also pissed me off. Of course he didn’t fear jesus enough and fucked up later like sheesh boy didn’t the Steel Ball Run teach you anything??? Gyro didn’t die for that

🌟Number 7- Jotaro

I liked him in SDC since he was basically ‘I fucking hate this, fuck all of you, I want to go home’ the entire time and only went through with it to save his mum.

Also him calling Holly a bitch and her just being like ‘:D lmfao what a sweet lil ruffian my son is!! i love him’ always make me loose my shit because it was hilarious and then he went and got in a death fight with a vampire to save her

But then he just wouldn’t go away- he was in DIU and then Stone Ocean and it’s like god fuck off Jotaro you had your arc, go away. And then there was all the bullshit in EOH where he magically saved everyone with yet another Ass Pull and I got fed up with him and also in Stone Ocean it turned out he’s a shitty spouse and negligent father- I never understood men who marry and have kids and then just completely ignore them, like don’t fucking marry/spawn if you’re just gonna be a shitty person to them??? Oh yeah, I know it’s a ‘oh I can’t explain Stands’ thing with Jotaro but still it’s a completely shitty thing to do to the family, to neglect them ‘for their own good’ so that’s why he’s right down the bottom- a mixture of shilling and being a shit family man. You’d figure he would’ve learned from his own dead-beat father but I guess not :/

🌟Number 8- Joseph

This bitch cheated on his wife, so fuck him.