#ur all invited to my birthday party and instead of cake we have fitz vacker on the table :3

[bookwyrminspiration]

im going to be honest when you asked "which kotlc character would you cannibalize" i first thought you were asking who i'd like to see become a cannibal rather than if i were a cannibal whom i would eat.

anyways, fitz for both answers.

AGREED! I think Fitz should be allowed to eat people. Everything he's ever known is crumbling around his feet and we should let him respond with his teeth

To be clear, this would not fix him. This would make him much, much worse. On his knees, blood dripping from his mouth, eyes wide and glazed and shaking. Unrecognizable to himself and everyone he's ever loved

and then i should be allowed to bite him