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vaguelyhumanshapedbeing · 1 year ago
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*Im too tired to think but imagine I said something really funny here thank you*
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villanoustarot · 5 years ago
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Banish with Laughter: How the Disney Villains Got it Right by being Wrong
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You´ve done it. You have cast the spell, drank the potion, read the cards. You meditated about it, planned it, acted upon it and conjured up the magic. You have studied the theory, watched the videos, read the books, talked with experts. You know this stuff. You are a witch! It is done! 
So, why are you still worried about when and how the results will come?
Herein lies a practice that has served everytime I do magical work. It´s so simple, it´s so easy to discount BUT it is crucial in magical work. 
I am talking about:
REMEMBER TO BREATH, IDIOT! 
Read on to find out more!
Oh, I did not meant to be disrespectful, but many times I have had to tell me just that. As an anxiety-ridden male witch, I often forget to just let the chips lay as they may and let the energy/magic I summoned do its thing. But how can IT do its thing if I keep recalling it back?
This is the theory that empowers my beloved Maleficent´s Fore-Told Curse Spread. It is designed to force you to confront your fears of losing and your fear of being insignificant, to transform that anger/frustration into peace (even joy!) and achieve a mental/energetic/magical state of being where you can then cast a curse that is so precise and focused, it cannot help but manifest. 
In other sources I have found that this is what empowers all magic spells. Each spell is a designated ritual designed to impress upon the world and on you the outcome you are looking for. It´s called Emotional Alchemy. This states that, if you don´t leave your circle (or room, or whatever) feeling BETTER and CONFIDENT that when you started, then the magic will likely not connect with your objectives. 
My Magic Spread is not that different from other spells when it comes down to it. So then, what happens when this and other spells don´t connect? You most likely have not relaxed enough. This is a factor that cannot be ignored (not the only one, as well know, but a crucial one in my opinion). 
The solution? 
Enter the Disney Villains!
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Sure, many of them spend countless nights plotting and trying to micromanage everything into submission, which is an admirable trait (yes, it is!). But when they cast a spell they don´t stressed out, they just laugh! 
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Maybe a gleeful hateful laugh will not do the trick (or maybe it will!), but Banishing with Laughter will.This is not exactly an original idea, but it is worth to be explored much, much more! Banishing with Laughter means that after casting the spell, make sure you laugh joyously, uprouriously, no attachments whatsoever, instantly happy, like you have been told a very good joke. 
Conjure the fun and remember to keep uping the laughter dosification as much as you can. Why? Because a succesful spellcaster laughs and lives and enjoys life. They don´t stress, they don´t lose sleep nor hope. 
If you can laugh and be OK with this as they are RIGHT THIS HOT MINUTE, then you are not blocking the magic, you are enhacing it. You are the person that won all and no one can take down a notch. 
Is it easy? It is easy! Unless you are like me and sometime you are so anxiety-ridden and scared that laughing is not in the cards for you right now. Then again, the solution is simple but requires yo to face your fears and make peace with your inner demons.
Enter BREATHING! 
Before laughing when you are having trouble relaxing enough to burst out with cackles, do take a breath. Then another. The one more. Relax enough. Be in silence and enjoy the silce. There is no rush...
When you feel relaxed, ask yourself what would be the worse outcome for you if you don´t get your way. You know the consequences, probably those are the reason you cast the spell in the first place. What if you can totally live with those? 
Oh, I can feel you squirming like a worm on a hook from over here! But hear me out: I hear you, I get it, we don´t want to lose. No ones likes losing. But if the fear of losing is making you so unstable in your magic, then fear itself is a liability. Hear that? Fear itself CAN BE a liability! Sure, fear helps you being safe, but it won´t bring the magic home if magic need freedom to act. Magic does not need your pesky little inane worries about the outcome, it needs you getting out of everything´s way for it to act. That is the point of the spell. If you could get the damn prize yourself using mundane ways, then why the hell made a mess in your living room with the materials and the chanting and the visualization?
Chill, then boldly reclaim your cool. You are not afraid, you are fear itself, a powerful modern-day witch that does not get out of bent just because some possible undesired outcome may or may not come to pass. And if they do, so what? You still have you and you are are powerful, and you are loved and you are amazing and you still have a life in front of you! Boldly tell the universe and namby-pamby fairies to stuff it, you can live with it victorious or not and you mean it, you are not faking this to get the magic to work you actually hell-bent mean it in a very honest way. 
And when you mean it and live it and reclaimed your peace, then... then you laugh. Laugh out loud. Laugh ever more intensely. Laugh joyously because you have cast the spell and now you get to do what you enemies can´t: live happily ever after as things are right now. 
Happy Halloween, Witches!
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dueordie · 9 years ago
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More Cali pics. Eggslut was great! Watched ATL Flophouse on Viceland, taped a new show Uproarious for Fuse, saw all LA & all its wonder, and caught my dude Caleb being a monster at his taping of Uproarious! Good times, I'll be back!
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