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Romancing the Brimstone by UppityBitch
Klaroline supernatural AU multi-chap. Klaus is a prince of hell trying to adjust to his banishment on earth when he meets a perky blonde human willing to help out the clueless weirdo. Of course, she didn't realize just how weird things were about to get…
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Feeling the black veins crawl underneath his eyes, Klaus’ whisper was deadly as he swore, “Say the word — I’m yours to command.”
— Chapter 9: Building a Bridge, UppityBitch
(I'm dying here!!!!! Klaus keeps using booktok information against Caroline. It should be illegal. You're killing me!!!!!)
#klaroline#klaus mikaelson#caroline forbes#the vampire diaries#klaus x caroline#klaus and caroline#tvd#klaroline fanfiction#ao3#UppityBitch#perhaps one day
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Klaroline fanfic update: Found
I'm working on the next chapter of my Klaroline story, Found. Here's a quick peek:
Chapter 10
Clean was good. Clean was freeing. Caroline had been scrubbing the tile grout in the bathroom across from her bedroom long enough that her knees were wobbly and sore despite her supernatural healing. The lemon juice and vinegar in her homemade cleaner was overpowering in the small space and she fought the urge to vomit. Ridiculous. Vampires didn’t vomit. Maybe she just sucked at being a vampire.
She certainly sucked at everything else. The drive back to Mystic Falls somehow was even more grim and soul-scarring than her initial drive to the cabin. She’d run away from Mystic Falls to escape her problems and managed to came back with different problems. Unthinkable problems. She had an affair with Klaus. KLAUS. A wild, passionate, unbelievable affair.
And she’d stupidly fallen in love. But it was with HER Klaus, she stubbornly reminded herself. NOT the asshole that Klaus reverted back to now that he had his memories.
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living with people who Walk Extremely Fast while needing time alone in the shared house spaces to do your basic selfcare/starting-the-day routines + having Trauma around being seen even fucking existing in shared spaces, including a long-ongoing and hefty dose of it from said people themselves, is a living hell actually. especially when they insist on constantly leaving doors wide open that would normally mitigate the house being a fucking panopticon and also give you like two seconds' warning that they're entering the space so you can brace yourself or leave. Hate
#moogletalks#me: starves myself for hours; takes my medication extremely late; and spends 90% of my time trapped in my bed with my health deteriorating#while waiting for people to Fucking Go Somewhere Else and Stay There for Like 20 Fucking Minutes Jesus Christ#me: finally either musters myself to tiptoe out and quietly go about my business because i thought they found somewhere else to be#or just fucking gives up and braces myself for sandpaper to my triggers + probably filling the Flip Out and Abuse Moogle meter a little more#housemates: GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAZY RUDE AND SELFISH YOU JUST WANT TO HOG THE COMMON AREAS AND HAVE EVERY LITTLE THING HOW YOU WANT IT#YOU'RE COLD AND UNFRIENDLY AND ONLY WANT TO LIVE HERE LIKE A LEECH BECAUSE YOU STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL THE TIME#BUT ALSO I HATE SEEING YOUR FACE AROUND AND YOU DON'T SPEND EVERY MOMENT I CAN SEE YOU ENTERTAINING ME OR BEING ''PRODUCTIVE''#[MULTI-HOUR SCREAMING MATCH AND THREATENING TO MAKE YOU HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU HAD THE UPPITYBITCH AUDACITY TO ASK ME TO TURN A LIGHT OFF WHEN#I LEAVE A ROOM OR MAKE A LIST OF CHORES OR STOP TURNING THE THERMOSTAT TWO DEGREES PAST WHAT YOU CAN TOLERATE]#it's like fucking clockwork and i'm sick of it and when the people involved walk like they're training for the fucking olympics#and constantly remove or invade every single way for you to avoid them the tiniest fucking bit#it makes things a hundred thousand times more stressful!!!!!!!#and i KNOW most of these people would be doing the exact same thing with my bedroom if it was even slightly more socially acceptable#they would be straight up taking the bathroom door off its hinges so they can repeatedly walk in and out while you're trying to take a shit#it is a hundred thousand fucking percent a control thing and i hate it i hate it go AWAY. GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY#abuse cw#ableism cw#venting cw#food insecurity cw#housing insecurity cw#traumatag#adventures in mental illness
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Can anybody recommend some Mafia/Mob Klaus Mikaelson fanfic.
These are the ones I've read so far.
Family Bonds by Klaroline_believer
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30693779/chapters/75738935
Caroline Forbes has been raised in a world of luxury and style, but behind all that lies a darkness which she cannot escape. Forced into an arranged marriage with Niklaus Mikaelson, the most ruthless man in New York, Caroline has to find a way to survive in a world ruled by men. Rated M. Age gap, smut, and violence. You have been warned.
Contingency Plan by Eliliyah
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30524646/chapters/75281616
When Stefan’s idiocy threatens Caroline’s carefully laid plans, she has no choice but to turn to Klaus Mikaelson for help. Unfortunately, the criminal king of Philadelphia won’t be swayed by simple seduction and has a different kind of proposition for her. It’s a good thing she has a contingency plan. Never try to overthrow an empire without one. Dark Klaroline Mafia AU. COMPLETE
Just Good Business by BelleMorte180
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23659477/chapters/56792542
Caroline Salvatore, married into one of New York's most brutal crime families.Niklaus Mikaelson, a notorious mob boss who is hellbent on taking down the Salvatores.
It's an affair for the ages.
flightless birds by perfectpro
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39722655
Caroline has one last night of freedom before she's married to Klaus Mikaelson, son of the man who rules Chicago. Being used as a bargaining chip is the last thing she'll do for her father, who has overplayed his hand for the final time.
She's looking for escape. Imagine her surprise when it comes in the form of a handsome stranger at a bar with dimples and tousled curls.
A Good Bet by UppityBitch
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31721854/chapters/78514066
Klaroline AU human mafia multi-chap. Her estranged mother owed money to the mob, and Caroline had no choice but to pay her debt. Then, the Mikaelsons made her an offer she happily refused, only to learn the hard way that no one ever says ‘no’ to Klaus Mikaelson.
Songbird by Scarletborn
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10823254/1/Songbird
She asked for his protection. He gave it to her. But with Klaus Mikaelson everything came with a price and into his web Caroline Forbes went. However that was only the beginning. Mafia!Klaroline. AU/AH.
#fanfiction#klaus mikaelson#caroline forbes#mob#mafia au#au/ah#klaroline fanfiction#klaus mikaelson smut#klaus mikaelson fanfiction
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This i'm reading currently on AO3:
Metanoia by Haylee_BB
The Wolf Series by Yokan
Another Sunday by bleausiredx
Hans Rode Dronning by KS_Caster
Good to you by originalhybridlover
In The Shadows by havingfunwithfanfic
In Nature's Consideration by FirstCorinian
Found by UppityBitch
Friendship Shouldn't Hurt Like This by Thiefindarkness
Burn From Within by SaraFord
Domino Effect by CrazyGirl92
The Headmistress and the Billionaire by Catheryne
What I Have Lost by TheyCallHerAurora
An Offer He Can't Refuse by UppityBitch
Bloodied Cheer Uniform by Thiefindarkness
favourite klaroline fics with like 40k+ words please
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Ultimate Klaroline Fanfic Recs
This is a masterlist for my favorite Klaroline Fics
On-going Fics
The Wolf III by Yokan
Grazing by klarolineagainnaturally
no goodbyes by deadofwrite (dead_of_write)
Falling For You by MorningStarGirl666
I Don't Date Men With Accents by peaceful village
Just Give Me A Reason by RadientWings
Intertwined Fates by XChristineKimX
Hate That I Love You by GGirlxoxoA
tommorows that follow by sunnydaisy
love: the beginning and end of everything by deadofwrite (dead_of_write)
One More Rose by UppityBitch
Canon-ish
Timeless by MarvelousKatie
The Wolf by Yokan
The Wolf 2 by Yokan
AU Supernatural
Bound to You by ohriverdale
The Perfect Unplanned by MarvelousKatie
Time & Time Again by lostinmysticfalls
The Nobodies by Pyscogurlo
Black Roses by xKlaroStylesx
Seasons by coveredinthecolors
AU Human
Prowl by withfireandblood
The Cold Trail by angellus08
Fallen by klarolineepiclove
Hollywood Living by MidnightAngel30
Heartbeat by withfireandblood
A home for Caroline by Marianita195
Hellbound by MidnightAngel30
Chained To Me by allmylovesallmysecrets
Undercover Marshal by Sci-fi Christian
You Know You Love Me by GGirlxoxoA
Rescue Me by klarolineepiclove
Killer Instinct by liarfaker
Spin by Yokan
Quiet Light by coveredinthecolors
Forever Changed by willowaus
Vice and Virtue by Yokan
Wanderlust by BelleMorte180
One-shot
be still by coveredinthecolors
The Royals by klavscaroline
A Portrait of A Broken Marriage by BelleMorte180
Lucere by Yokan
Neither a Hero Nor a Villain by BelleMorte180
Of Blood Spatter and Red Dress by calie15
Kiss and Others Tell by City_Of_Weird
The Way Back by Cupcakemolotov
remember all the things we wanted by skyekingsleigh
#fanfic recommendation#klaus x caroline#Klaroline#the vampire diaries#the originals#klaus and caroline#ao3fic#fanfic.net#wohoo im posting more#look at me getting active on tumblr#edited
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Vampire Diaries (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Caroline Forbes/Klaus Mikaelson Characters: Caroline Forbes, Klaus Mikaelson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Humor, Witch Caroline, original hybrid klaus, plus murder flirting Summary:
When it turns out her one night stand is the ruthless Hybrid King of New Orleans, Caroline vows to keep her business interests from crossing paths with that cocky bastard ever again. But then she accidentally starts a supernatural turf war...
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An Experiment
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2WtGXCN
by UppityBitch
This is a continuation of my multi-chap story (An Experiment). This chapter is the "lost" smutty scene between Klaus, Caroline and Enzo on holiday at Klaus' remote cabin.
Words: 1235, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Caroline Forbes, Klaus Mikaelson, Lorenzo "Enzo" St. John
Relationships: Caroline Forbes/Klaus Mikaelson, Caroline Forbes/Klaus Mikaelson/Lorenzo "Enzo" St. John, Lorenzo "Enzo" St. John/Klaus Mikaelson
Additional Tags: Smut, Threesome, bloodsharing, Anal, Rimming, Caroline/Klaus/Enzo group bang, so many holes and they all have their favorites and but it’s so hard to choose, klaroline kink, klarolinekink
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2WtGXCN
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Fresh salad and home made bread!!! I’m really trying to make a change lol #lifechoices #yummyfood #saladbitches #uppitybitch
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Divine Intervention by UppityBitch
This multi-chapter work takes place in an alternate universe after Klaus seeks assistance from a certain blonde Norse goddess after Katerina has become a vampire and foiled his attempt at breaking his curse. Later chapters will follow this spicy "power" couple as they stir up all kinds of trouble for the Mystic Falls gang.
#klaroline#vampire diaries#the originals#norse mythology#dark themes#must be signed in#uppitybitch#alternate universe
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KLAROLINE VACAY EXCHANGE - GIFTER REVEALS
It’s finally time to unveil the identities of the Gifters for the 2018 Klaroline Vacation Gift Exchange.
Before we do the reveal, we’d like to thank everyone who participated. So many wonderful and talented members of our fandom took the time to create amazing works to share with us. Thank you all for joining us in making this event such a success!
Special thanks goes to our awesome pinch hitters @childoftimeandmagic and @labime for stepping in and helping us out with gifts.
Please remember to leave these amazing gifts kudos or comments, likes or reblogs because their authors put in a lot of work and effort to create them!
We’d also like to take this opportunity to say goodbye for the last time. It’s been a fun ride and we hope that you’ve enjoyed participating as much as we’ve enjoyed organising all the gift exchanges over the past few years.
And now…Drum roll please….here’s what you’ve been waiting for!
@austennerdita2533/Austennerdita2533 wrote a Drabble for @3tinkgemini
@princess-of-the-worlds/princessoftheworlds wrote a Drabble for @ashleigh-jewitt-xx
@childoftimeandmagic/Writerwithagoal wrote a Drabble for @beautifulstronglight
@klavscaroline/klavscaroline wrote a Drabble for @fyeahcaptn
@brophigenia/brophigenia wrote a Drabble for @littlebirdofthenorth
@klarolinesbuttons/venomandchampagne (sushibunny) wrote a Drabble for @acourtofhopeanddreams
@katieb373/katiekunde0924 wrote a Drabble for @forbesaken
@3tinkgemini/3tinkgemini wrote a Drabble for @joey-prue
@supremeuppityone/uppitybitch wrote a Drabble for @laufire
@beautifulstronglight/beautifulstronglight created a gifset for @misssophiachase
@supernutellastuff/supernutellastuff wrote a Drabble for @realynn8
@acourtofhopeanddreams/fanetjuh wrote a Drabble for Sakura_Rae_Star
@thatsanotherlovestory/thatsanotherlovestory wrote a Drabble for @withyouandthemoon
@joey-prue/joey_prue created Graphics for @klarolinedrabbles
@childoftimeandmagic/Writerwithagoal wrote a Drabble for @katieb373
@klarolinesbuttons/venomandchampagne (sushibunny) wrote a Drabble for @labime
@littlebirdofthenorth/dani_grl82 wrote a Drabble for @princess-of-the-worlds
@withyouandthemoon/withyouandthemoon wrote a Drabble for @strongbeautifulfulloflight
@klarolinedrabbles/klarolinedrabbles wrote a Drabble for @supremeuppityone
@misssophiachase/misssophiachase wrote a Drabble for @klarolinesbuttons
@realynn8/realynn8 wrote a Drabble for @thatsanotherlovestory
@strongbeautifulfulloflight/wrecklessrighter wrote a Drabble for @supernutellastuff
@labime/labime wrote a Drabble for @brophigenia
@forbesaken/honorableotp wrote a Drabble for @klavscaroline
@laufire/laufire wrote a Drabble for @childoftimeandmagic
@ashleigh-jewitt-xx/ashleighxx wrote a Drabble for @austennerdita2533
Enjoy all these wonderful gifts and don’t forget to leave them some love!
(For the last time) - From Your Klaroline Gift Exchange Team!
#klaroline vacation gift exchange#klaroline vacay exchange#gifter reveals#klaroline vacay#klaroline#last time ever#thanks guys#its been a blast
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Klaroline fanfic update: Found
Just posted the next chapter of my Klaroline story, Found. You can read and review here.
Here's an excerpt:
Chapter 11: Next-Level Bitchiness
Caroline told herself she was being stupid — this wouldn’t be anything like one of her usual breakups where she’d have to endure seeing the ex-boyfriend in the school hallways or in class. She reasoned that Mystic Falls was a small town and for whatever reason, the Originals were still hanging around — not that she’d been checking up on them or anything. It’s not like she even cared that Klaus hadn’t been seen around town since he left the cabin.
She knew eventually he’d be back and it would be every shade of awful to see him from afar, but maybe facing her monster on a regular basis would help her get over it faster. The world had robbed her of too many things. If Klaus thought he could steal her dignity on top of that, he had another thing coming. He couldn’t smirk with those dimples if she bit them off.
Steeling herself, Caroline put on a bland smile with just enough curl to look like herself. As long as no one bothered to look too closely. Which wouldn’t be a problem — when was the last time someone bothered to pay her that kind of attention? Since Klaus.
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25DaysofKlaroline|Day1|Fandom
Fanfiction Recommendations
Drown me in Ash, Burn me in Salt by cupcakemolotov
Their Nightly Ritual by bellamywinchester
Skin to Skin by Angelikah
Cursed Obsession by Uppitybitch
Above All Else by 3tinkgemini
Pet Wolf by these-dreams-go-on
There are just so many great fanfiction out there to recommend! Here a tiny glimpse at my favourites....May be more to come, as I said, TINY glimpse :)
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KLAROLINE VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT EXCHANGE GIFTER REVEALS!
It’s time to unveil the identities of the Gifters for the 2018 Klaroline Valentine’s Day Gift Exchange!
Apologies for the delay in getting these out, unfortunately real life and some unwanted technical glitches didn’t make things so easy.
Before we do the reveal, we’d like to thank everyone who participated. So many wonderful and talented members of our fandom took the time to create amazing works to share with us. Thank you all for joining us in making this event such a success!
Please remember to leave these amazing gifts kudos or comments, likes or reblogs because their authors put in a lot of work and effort to create them!
And now...Drum roll please....here’s what you’ve been waiting for!
@itsnotacrimetoloveyou/coveredinthecolors wrote a drabble for @3tinkgemini
@carolineslove/captndevil wrote a drabble for @thetourguidebarbie
@backtothestart02/backtothestart02 wrote a drabble for @ashleigh-jewitt-xx
@brophigenia/brophigenia wrote a drabble for @austennerdita2533
@childoftimeandmagic/writerwithagoal wrote a drabble for @klarolincs
@thatsanotherlovestory/thatsanotherlovestory wrote a drabble for @backtothestart02
@laufire/laufire wrote a drabble for @brophigenia
@that-wandering-belle/missingstars89 wrote a drabble for @carolineslove
@goldcaught/melsbels created an aesthetic for @itsnotacrimetoloveyou
@garglyswoof/garglyswoof wrote a drabble for @cupcakemolotov
@klarolineagainnaturally/klarolineagainnaturally wrote a drabble for @littlebirdofthenorth
@ours-is-feral-love/Tonight_At_Noon wrote a drabble for @garglyswoof
@princess-of-the-worlds/princessoftheworlds wrote a drabble for @joey-prue
@lclrgsl/llgf wrote a drabble for @klarolineagainnaturally
@supremeuppityone/UppityBitch wrote a drabble for @klarolinedrabbles
@3tinkgemini/3tinkgemini wrote a drabble for @laufire
@cupcakemolotov/Cupcakemolotov wrote a drabble for @lclrgsl
@withyouandthemoon/withyouandthemoon wrote a drabble for @lynyrdwrites
@thetourguidebarbie/Angelikah wrote a drabble for @goldcaught
@misssophiachase/misssophiachase wrote a drabble for @that-wandering-belle
@klarolinesbuttons/venomandchampagne (sushibunny) wrote a drabble for @princess-of-the-worlds
@austennerdita2533/Austennerdita2533 wrote a drabble for @thatsanotherlovestory
@ashleigh-jewitt-xx/Ashleighxx wrote a drabble for @ours-is-feral-love
@littlebirdofthenorth/dani_grl82 wrote a drabble for @supremeuppityone
@joey-prue/Joey-Prue created a gif set for @misssophiachase
@klarolincs/bigbvdwolf wrote a drabble for @klarolinesbuttons
@klarolinedrabbles/klarolinedrabbles wrote a drabble for @withyouandthemoon
@lynyrdwrites/LynyrdLionheart wrote a drabble for @childoftimeandmagic
And there you have it! I hope you loved your wonderful gifts, and remember to let your gifter know just how much you love their gift!
- Your Klaroline Valentine’s Day Gift Exchange team.
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KLAROLINE WINTER WONDERLAND GIFTER REVEALS!!!
It’s time to unveil the identities of the Gifters for the 2017 Klaroline Winter Wonderland Gift Exchange!
But before we do that we’d like to thank everyone who participated. So many wonderful and talented members of our fandom took the time to create amazing works to share with us. Thank you all for joining us in making this event such a success!
A special thanks to our hard-working team for making this Klaroline Winter Wonderland Gift Exchange happen. Thanks also to the amazing Angie for stepping in as a pinch hitter so that everyone got a gift!
Also, please remember to leave these amazing gifts kudos or comments, likes or reblogs because their authors put in a lot of work and effort to create them!
And now...Drum roll please....here’s what you’ve been waiting for!
@kickassfu/kickassfu wrote a Drabble for @honestgrins
@3tinkgemini/3tinkgemini wrote a Drabble for @withyouandthemoon
@klarolinedrabbles/klarolinedrabbles wrote a Drabble for @childoftimeandmagic
@supremeuppityone/UppityBitch wrote a Drabble for @klarolinesbuttons
@queencarolinemikaelson/theoriginalcheesecake wrote a Drabble for @brophigenia
@delerithmoriwen/DelerithMoriwen wrote a Drabble for @rebelandhercaptain
@garglyswoof/garglyswoof wrote a Drabble for @she-walked-away
@thetourguidebarbie/Angelikah wrote a Drabble for @agirlnamedtruth
@goldcaught/melsbels created an aesthetic for @ashleigh-jewitt-xx
@itsnotacrimetoloveyou/coveredinthecolors wrote a Drabble for @garglyswoof
@austennerdita2533/Austennerdita2533 wrote a Drabble for @laufire
@bbatcats/bigbvdwolf wrote a Drabble for @kickassfu
@honestgrins/honestgrins wrote a Drabble for @goldcaught
@klarolinesbuttons/venomandchampagne (sushi bunny) wrote a Drabble for @delerithmoriwen
@misssophiachase/misssophiachase wrote a Drabble for @3tinkgemini
@princess-of-the-worlds/princess-of-the-worlds created an aesthetic for @supremeuppityone
@brophigenia/brophigenia wrote a Drabble for @queencarolinemikaelson
@childoftimeandmagic/Writerwithagoal wrote a Drabble for @austennerdita2533
@withyouandthemoon/withyouandthemoon wrote a Drabble for @thetourguidebarbie
@that-wandering-belle/missingstars89 wrote a Drabble for @littlebirdofthenorth
@she-walked-away/soapmaniac22 wrote a Drabble for @itsnotacrimetoloveyou
@ashleigh-jewitt-xx/ashleighxx wrote a Drabble for @klarolinedrabbles
@rebelandhercaptain/Tonight_At_Noon wrote a Drabble for @that-wandering-belle
@thetourguidebarbie/Angelikah wrote a Drabble for @princess-of-the-worlds
@littlebirdofthenorth/dani_grl82 wrote a Drabble for @bbatcats
@laufire/laufire created aesthetics/gif set for @misssophiachase
So, that’s it for us for another Winter Wonderland Gift Exchange, see you next time!
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