#update. my favorite lies are to add `okay so theyre KINDAA niche BUT` and it's like the most generic normal thing someone could like.
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i forgot the simple joys of lying i should just start spouting bullshit until my other half bega me to stop
#ar8#ive discovered lying#and that its HILARIOUS... as USUAL....#its okay if im lied to constantly as long as i egt to lie back (evil)#update. my favorite lies are to add `okay so theyre KINDAA niche BUT` and it's like the most generic normal thing someone could like.#i did this w barbie#viv asked `can we watch smth on netflix??` and i said `oh!! we totally can i know something that's KINDA just gaining popularity BUT`#and put barbie life in the dreamhouse on#also lie with `oh yeah. yeah its just sooo.. i think its [ actual opinion]` like i keep adding filler words until i get to the point#ESPECIALLY if they disagree or even agree ill drag it out more#ummm. something else i lie ab is ummm literally anythinG#i lied ab trips & things happening on trips#like especially if i just throw in a random tragic event that happened#oh yeah i went on a fishing trip 6 years ago. my grandpa died. have you heard of-#yeah whats going on? oh this candy? well mm idk its.. for me its a little bit- like. honestly pretty good.#like dragging it the fuck out for NO reason its HILARIOUS#viv tells me to stfu and talk easier and what I say to that is something that would be a little. kinda idk it would be like. it starts wi
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