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#update. my favorite lies are to add `okay so theyre KINDAA niche BUT` and it's like the most generic normal thing someone could like.
cockquette
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10 months
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i forgot the simple joys of lying i should just start spouting bullshit until my other half bega me to stop
#ar8
#ive discovered lying
#and that its HILARIOUS... as USUAL....
#its okay if im lied to constantly as long as i egt to lie back (evil)
#update. my favorite lies are to add `okay so theyre KINDAA niche BUT` and it's like the most generic normal thing someone could like.
#i did this w barbie
#viv asked `can we watch smth on netflix??` and i said `oh!! we totally can i know something that's KINDA just gaining popularity BUT`
#and put barbie life in the dreamhouse on
#also lie with `oh yeah. yeah its just sooo.. i think its [ actual opinion]` like i keep adding filler words until i get to the point
#ESPECIALLY if they disagree or even agree ill drag it out more
#ummm. something else i lie ab is ummm literally anythinG
#i lied ab trips & things happening on trips
#like especially if i just throw in a random tragic event that happened
#oh yeah i went on a fishing trip 6 years ago. my grandpa died. have you heard of-
#yeah whats going on? oh this candy? well mm idk its.. for me its a little bit- like. honestly pretty good.
#like dragging it the fuck out for NO reason its HILARIOUS
#viv tells me to stfu and talk easier and what I say to that is something that would be a little. kinda idk it would be like. it starts wi
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