#up at ass in the morning. shit happening today. kms

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Stray Kids During Valentines

Member: Strays Kids

Plot: Stray kids during Valentines

Genre: explosion of uwu = Floof

Note: Literally no one fucking asked for this but your welcome and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LOVE Also wazzup my single bisses!!!

[ Masterlist ]

[ C H A N ]

•if y'all thought Chan ain’t doing the most you’re absolutely wrong

•he has been waiting for this special moment for a whole ass month

•taking mental notes of things you really like/want and items that are popular on valentines

•but just to deceive you he’ll just send a “Happy Valentine’s Day, Love” with your guys special heart emoji

•and as soon as you walk out of your apartment to run some errands Chan would let himself in and set to work

•being the sentimental little shit he is, as soon as you walked into your apartment he’d have your guys song playing with rose petals leading to him and the romantic dinner he had ready for you

•and it doesn’t even end there sis

•after a cute little dinner and maybe some slow dancing Chan would lead you to your bedroom where his biggest gift was

•on your bed would be your favorite flowers along with a couple of gifts accompanied by a huge teddy bear

•and to tie it all off he’d give you his goofy little grin before hugging you close

•ending the night with the both cuddled nicely together just enjoying each other presence

[ W O O J I N ]

•so you know how his nickname is bear?

•expect an abnormally large bear sitting on your living room couch

•and expect it to attack you in a hug...well attempt to...

•it’s kinda hard to hug someone when there’s a huge stuffed bear between you

•though after he’d gotten rid of the bear he’d hug you real right in his arms before telling you to get ready

•he’d already have a big day planned out for the both you in advance

•and when you came out all dressed and cute Woojin would have no problem with showering you in compliments and maybe  some kisses before taking you out on his adventure filled day

•he’d take you out for lunch at your favorite café and then take you to the new  amusement park you had been raving about

•and there he’d probably let you take as many of those corny couple pictures as you’d like

•because today was all about you and Woojin wanted to make sure that today was like no other

•after the amusement park he’d take you to that fancy restaurants he’s been meaning to take you to and have a romantic dinner with you

•which would probably consist of some flirty and reminiscing on when on you guys first started dating

•and end the night with you cuddled nicely in his arms

[ M I N H O ]

•he about to hoe this one out- I’m kidding...but am I?

•no but forreal he’s been planning this one out for a while

•except he wouldn’t let you know and simply act like he planned out a pretty simple date with you

•like he’d arrive at your apartment with a typical bouquet of your favorite flowers along with a  large teddy bear you had been raving about for months and your favorite movie in hand

•but half way through the movie he’d suddenly get up insisting you stay in bed while he goes tend something

•and while you continued to watch the movie he’d begin to set up for the romantic dinner just for the two of you

•He’d cook your favorite dish and have the dining room table nicely decorated with candles and flower petals neatly scattered on the table for some accents just like he had seen in the movies

•And when you finally came out to check on him the soft sound of a piano would hit you and lead you to your kitchen where your man stood a wide grin on his lips

•”Happy Valentine’s Babe.”

[ C H A N G B I N  ]

•Not wanting to be predictable Changbin would opt for a more toned down Valentines that he knew you’d still enjoy

•Changbin would get up super duper early and sneak into your apartment and make you breakfast that you could eat in bed, because his baby needs to start the morning off right

•and after he’d give you your morning kisses and tell you to get ready because he wanted to explore the city with you, even if he knew it like back of his hand

•He’d be super sweet the whole time too, like holding your hand in his coat pocket if it got to cold, talk to you cutely and gush to the old lady who ran the stand about how much he adored you

•Changbin would probably also take you to places that meant a lot to the both of you

•like where you both shared a lot of memories together

•to like reminisce and poke fun at your younger selves

•and afterwards he’d probably take you to the market and attempt to make a nice dinner with you (and try not to burn the apartment down)

[ H Y U N J I N ]

•Hyunjin had been listening to you closely for the past month or so

•and decided to no do all the cliche things on your guys first valentines

•since he’d rather do something he knew you’ve been wanting

•which is exactly why he showed up at your apartment in sweatpants, your favorite hoodie and a bag filled with your favorite movies and snacks

•of course he’d still bring a bouquet along with a new teddy bear to add to your collection

•but his main point for this valentines would be to cuddle you and watching movies and maybe sneak some kisses if you let him

•and he made his point pretty clear when he cutely buried his face into your neck before picking you up and rushing into your room

•he’d gently sit you on the bed before asking which movie to watch

•and when that is decided he’d jump onto the bed before cuddling into you, his head rested cutely on top of your chest

•and from there the both of would stay in each other’s arms, snacking on some sweets, having cute little conversations

•till eventually you both fall asleep in each other’s arms

[ J I S U N G ]

•being super soft for you meant he would do anything for you, even if it meant going on the Viking  

•but luckily for him going to the amusement park wasn’t exactly on your list of things to do for Valentines

•though honestly he would rather spend time with you than do all the  typical things couples did

•chilling in bed while playing games and watching movies felt the most ideal as long as you were okay with it

•plus he had a much bigger surprise for you that he had been working on for months

•since this year he decided to stray away from traditional valentine activities he decided that his surprise should be original as well

•and he’d probably show you his surprise when you guys were taking a break from your movie marathon

•like just out of nowhere “here listen to my new mixtape

•and it’s not even a mixtape it’s a fucking love song dedicated just for you uwu

•it’s kinda sappy but that’s okay cause it’s still a bop and only you can have it

[ F E L I X ]

•the moment he arrived at your apartment, to take you out, he’d be hauling a huge teddy bear on his back

•honestly the softest for you and even softer on this day

•you see it you like it you want it he bought it (I’ll go kms)

•no but forreal this boy is gonna shower you in affection

•anything you wanna do that day he’s like okay with actually heart eyes

•couples around you are shaking cuz it literally looks like you have Felix hooked and whipped permanently periodt

•like hoes better stay in their lane (I’m takin to you Karen)

•though besides going around town

•Felix would be a little bit more romantic and take you to an amusement when it got a bit darker outside

•and he’d win prizes for you, let you hold onto him during rides and kiss you at the top of the Ferris wheel

•and afterwards he’d take you to a cute little restaurant where the both of you can be that disgusting mushy couple

•that the old lady running the store would gush over

•and after all that he’d spend the rest of the night chilling you with either watching movies or playing video games

[ S E U N G M I N ]

•Being sentimental and wanting to be a photographer if not a singer really worked in this boy’s favor

•because yes he’d take you out on that typical cute teenage date

•where he arrives at your apartment with flowers  and your favorite sweeties before taking you out to all your favorite places till the sun sets but that wouldn’t be his highlight

•and the moment you walked into the dorm you’d know something was going to happen

•partly because the typically noisy boys were nowhere to be found

•Seungmin would hurriedly leave your side telling you to take a seat on the couch while he fiddled with his laptop and the tv

•and before you’d even have time to question, your guys song would cut you off along with the sound your own voice

•while processing the video playing before your eyes Seungmin would plop down right next to you a goofy grin on his face

•not really minding when you aggressively punched his arm in half surprise and disbelief, having prepared himself for this moment for months

•after all he did make you cry on valentines, with this little film of all the precious moment you guys spent together, ranging on the spectrum of goofy to sentimental

[ J E O N G I N ]

•Have it be your guys first valentines he’d be nervous but since  he absolutely adores you he’d want  to make it the best

•so this cute little bean would take the time to make you a handmade card and pick out an arrangement of all your favorite flower in a bouquet  before making his way to your apartment

•but rather than arriving and wanting to take you out on some fancy date or some cliche adventure he’d rather take you somewhere where you guys fancied

•like the park that you guys had visited a lot together

•he’d set up a little picnic with your guys favorite snacks and nice background music ( courtesy to Chan )

•and afterwards probably run around the park with you

•take turns pushing each other on the swings

•being that cute yet gross couple that kisses underneath the slide

•taking cute couple picture just to capture the moment

•and when it got late he’d walk you home where you both would probably fall asleep watching movies

[iwilldevourthebodies]

Things people have said in my classes over the course of the 2016-2017 school year

“One of the biggest mistakes you can make as a military officer is try to invade Asia”

“Napoleon looks like he’s about to dab”

“Donkey!”

“No you have to do it in a Scottish accent. It’s Donkeh”

“Eric. Do you want carrots? Diced,,, carrots”

“How many couches do you have?”

“I don’t… I don’t want to talk about it”

“I think the cereal aisle is amazing. I do”

“I’m a hoe for Obama”

“So what you’re gonna make him turn into the next Bill Clinton?”

“Wow. The sass. Didn’t I say there was always one delinquent?”

“Is Neanderthalian a word?”

“It’s not a word, Sufana, don’t be an idiot”

“Can we just like… abolish death?”

“Let’s just take it and,,,, fling it into the sun”

“It’s not a race if I don’t care" 

"I didn’t know what you were asking me”

“Yeah, but you acted like you did so confidently. ‘Yes! Sí, señora’

"You’re Muslim? I thought you were Indian”

“Guys, I’m gonna take a spaceship… and I’m gonna land it on the sun. And if it gets too hot I’m gonna take a parachute back to Earth”

“No, no, they’re too dumb to think like this”

“You’re crushing my heart. The more you go on the more I know I did something wrong”

“So let me get this straight. You quoted Hamilton at dinner. At your boyfriend’s house. In front of his parents. And he’s still your boyfriend?" 

"You’re being a racism”

“Sometimes I turn my os and us into a single character. It’s because I’m efficient. /Not/ because I’m illiterate”

“It’s about personal growth! I like to challenge myself! It’s not because my brain’s broken!”

“It is the wagon void”

“Up until I was 5 I was a wanderer. I was raised by seagulls”

“Honestly I don’t ever try to be dumb. It just comes naturally”

“But we aren’t octopi, unfortunately”

“Wouldn't  be a Monday morning if I wasn’t ruining his life”

“My dad works so he escapes the living hell that is my house”

“Was it fine?”

“Yeah, I got food”

“Is that a 7 or a live chicken?”

“I’m not from America, but I’m from the United States”

“Oh yeah I drove a go cart with a wheel made out of a Quaker Oats container”

“What do you mean you’re not fluent in Indian?”

“Well I wasn’t about to eat the tampon”

“If Satan Spoon starts talking to you let me know”

“Did he just say blame the gays on the mafia?”

“Dude we should test arsenic as a cure for Alzheimer’s”

“You dated him”

“Yes, well that was before I learned he was racist. And gay”

“Get off me I need to make a meme”

“I’m going to be that one awkward person who ends up sexually attracted to pianos”

“I don’t kms, I pms”

“Put that in your quotes I think it’s a good one”

“I really meant people conception. Misconception is gender exclusive”

“So what’s your point?”

“I don’t know”

“If your results end up to be true, like yes”

“Adolf Hitler becomes the chancellor of Germany”

“Wait who?”

“It’s a giant concrete chicken in Vietnam. Read the fucking caption”

“At least it won’t be Cold War part 2 because Trump’s in bed with Russia”

“Wow that is actually hot”

“Well it is fire”

“Well let it be the best stick it can be”

 "I had an English muffin today. It just wasn’t the same"

“Doesn’t covering your head make it harder for God to hear you?”

“No that’s tinfoil, Michael”

“Publishificating is good”

“Out-publish Bill. Cause Bill is the devil”

“Why are cheeseburgers such sexist objects?”

“Illinois”

“Illin-wah”

“Wait I just drew the Canadian parliament building”

“He looks kinda like a mop and I like”

“I could never be a murderer it’s just so confusing”

“Alex stare at her chest not her butt. Will is already staring at her butt”

“Russia is Serbia’s sugar daddy”

“Did they convert to Muslim?”

“What other fairies do you know?”

“Twinkle toes! No wait. Tinker bell”

“Captain America is Wartime Propaganda”

“Yeah man that’s yogi bear! Wait what the hell?”

“What’s that brown potato?”

“That’s a squash”

“Bob Marley died and so should I”

“Melanoma’s a disease”

“That’s not a disease that’s a cancer”

“What was the turning point of WWI?”

“The Versace treaty!”

“Don’t put orange juice in your iPad”

“We’re making cubes and he’s talking about concentration camps”

“Where do you think the Paris peace conference happened?”

“Berlin”

“Anything’s a UFO if you try hard enough”

“Jesse what are you working on right now?”

“The ICarly theme song”

“Why are white people so extra?”

“Is it offensive to call Rasputin daddy?”

“Zoie can you stab me?”

“No, sorry, that’s a Friday activity”

“Are Israeli passports made out of couscous?”

“What’s that thing from BFG called..? Cumberbumber?”

“So my sister’s a Russian major..”

“Can you major in a country?”

“Mown, like freshly mown grass”

“You can tweet from dead people”

“Wealthy farmers have fists”

“So do other people”

“Hitler killed Hitler, so he can’t be that bad”

“Three billion fists died”

“Everything’s a sphero to me now”

“Hey kids wanna buy some zip-ties?”

“There will never be a time where both of you are in the boat.. /amphibious assault vehicle”

“Did you know Italians get 8 weeks of paid leave”

“You know what fuck Italians. Actually wait yeah let’s /fuck/ Italians”

“What’s worse than the Gulags?”

“Siberia”

“My favorite satellite station is Hitler and Stalin. Hitler played the bass, Stalin played the spoons.”

“Shit. I missed my ass”

“Are you gonna sue me?”

“No”

“Are you gonna sue my kids?" 

"Yes”

“How are you a Jew and an atheist?”

“I’m a jewthiest”

“He deserves to be hugged. By an 18-wheeler speeding down the highway”

“My talent is…”

“Deepthroating a cinnamon stick”

“Does anyone know what the 21 game is?”

“Is that when you turn 21 and get to drink?”

“What’s next year’s musical?”

“Connor Gale: The Musical, starring Lisa Liubovich as Connor Gale”

“Somebody just compared Germany’s republic to the republic from Star Wars”

“The darkest blanket of Bill Nye”

“And her beauty was that of Medicare”

“Alright homework tonight, research vampires”

“Well I wasn’t gonna follow his mom’s twitter”

“28 lockers is inside your gastrointestinal tract”

“My dad hates Jews. Not actively though”

“That sounds like a cat choking out a hairball. Catholicism.”

“We’re catholic. And we’re not batshit insane”

“It’s not crack, Ms. Wright”

“Do they even know what vegetables smell like?”

“Why is there a cabbage in your backpack?”

“Hannah. Egg”

“Nothing’s fun when donald trump is president”

“What kind of gum is that?”

“Doritos”

“I’m better than Justin Bieber at guitar. I’m Kurt Cobain now”

“If George Washington tried to rap his dentures would fall out”

“Why did he come over here was I not Jewish enough?”

“Alright so we have bird images, and we have death images”

“You just fuckin stabbed me in the leg with a plank of wood”

“I have a velvet Jesus in my cupboard”

“Cow vigilantes?”

“There’s a meat ban”

“What did they ban?”

“Meat”

“I’m wrenching, bitch”

“What were they on?”

“Judaism”

“This kebab guy looks like wolverine”

“We have a common Jew”

“That’s like Hannah being gayphobic”

“According to my zodiac I’m light, hot, and wet”

“Haroon dropped his wood”

“I’m not racist I’m just ignorant”

“Why do people even harvest organs when they could harvest corn?”

“I’m not saying that cone heads is super high quality but let’s be real here”

“It is almost May don’t talk about snow or I’ll backhand you into the fucking sun”

“People are hanged, pictures are hung”

“People can be hung too”

“Jello monster incest”

“I just hit myself in the head with a boat”

“Dentists are people too”

“Really? I thought they were just a bunch of teeth stacked together in a lab coat”

“An interloper is someone who interlopes”

“Guys enough with the atomic bombs”

“I had weaponized the name quiz”

“Sin is a polygenic trait”

“Revenge is a dish best served under a tree”

“There’s Vaseline.. but it looks shady”

“Where’s the Cape? Is it in Maine?”

“The Soviet Union is cheese”

“Gets tetanus on boobs”

“Where’s that video of that woman aesthetically biting pickles into a microphone”

“I was too lazy to shave so my solution was socks”

“Anything is right if you can pull it off”

“Do Brooklyn have accents”

“Meme is my native language”

“When you smell me I don’t even feel uncomfortable anymore”

“That sounds like a great job. I’m gonna be a dick disector”

“My right pinkie is stronger”

“What if I just face slam on the keyboard, will my essay write itself then?”

“I wrote nyet instead of net on my paper. Figurative language dot nope.”

“Can I just remove both of my uteri?”

“Hannah you have one uterus”

“I’m dumb completely independently from the fact that I’m old”

“Why dinosaurs do not have the capacity to be fascist”

“Amanda and I are on team daddy”

“What are you talking about?”

“Hydra kink”

“My eyelashes are too short”

“Like your di- I mean, I’m fasting”

“Walmart brand eighth grader”

“Does anyone know who the daughter of Zeus is?”

“Hermione”

“Give your partner a hand-job from a million miles away for only $88 plus tax”

“The vase is thicc”

“Do you not recognize my supreme overlord?”

“Dr. Doofenshmirtz?”

“Stop sensually licking the mango”

“Triangular foot bath”

“I’d rather be peed on by a sheep than eaten alive”

“What’s the place where planes go?”

“Airports?”

“Oh yeah. I thought they were called plane stations”

“Did you say egg or dick?”

“They would give you a gallon of the white baby vomit and then you have to drink it”

“I have nightmares about Russian grammar”

“You could tell I was ignoring you, right?”

“I hear you talking about your grades in my sleep”

“Freshman salads”

“I wanna be a song… singer person”

“What do door locks keep out?”

“Your insecurities”

“I’ve never been attacked by a gang member”

“The gays worship the Babadook”

“I love Joe Biden, he’s so cute. I want a pocket Joe Biden”

“Surrogate sneezing”

“Golfing doesn’t require ankles”

“You guys all have boners but you don’t have any notecards you’re all useless”

[bubblyernie]

How scouts backpacking left me fucking traumatised

Okay first of all lemme say this happened over the Canada day weekend so that already sucks. AND ALSO. IM NOT EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAY TRAUMATISED. I've had 2 breakdowns and I'm paranoid and anxious as fuck after I'm back so please, I just need to write this down. Please please don't spread it around or anything. So what happened is that, as a senior Canadian Scout (14), I have the opportunity to follow some Venturers (one rank up from scouts, ages 15-18) on a 4 day backpacking trip in the middle of one of the largest natural reserves parks in Ontario: Algonquin. And everyone knows it's filled with all sorts of bugs, so many that you can look an inch away without seeing a swarm. It sucks. Backpacking is basically hiking for 6-8 hours a day (15+ km) carrying your tents, clothes, food etc. on your back, which is like, maybe 50-70 pounds. So that already sucks because where we went, it was so rural that most of the paths weren't even paths, just clutters of old logs and rocks, all going uphill. There are 18 of us so we had to carry a lot. We start off at 3 am, Friday morning. Day one was so bad to begin with. We hiked for hours on end, and I got bites all over my arms and legs and face. It's impossible to avoid it too, and I was fully covered from head to toe but my hands. We made it to the site around 4 in the afternoon and settled in and all that. It's backpacking so our "bathroom" is basically a tri-legged chair with a hole in it where you put a plastic bag and a bunch of other shit. It's really gross and boring so whatever. Anyway, I'm so fucking tired, out of breath and dehydrated. Since I'm younger than practically everyone there, I've never done this wild shit before and I'm freaking out because my lungs hurt and my legs are so badly aching, I knew I physically and mentally couldn't make it through the next several days. I sweat like, a gallon of sweat and since we were in the middle of nowhere, we can't shower. It's fucking sweltering. So damn hot. Day two, I wake up in my tent with my friends and they both see I have DOZENS of dots all over my face. Not mosquito bites, they were other bites from a different bug. My hands were also practically useless from all the black fly bites so I'm fucked. My leader also sees my face is a mess so they put on after bite and all that shit whatever. That's great. 13 people left to go visit some place that's 20 minutes away (idk) but me and a few others stayed behind to pack up the tents. We were planning on heading to another camp site that was around 5 hours away. There were so many mosquitos and my face was actually on fire that once we were done, I sat down and just cried for a little. Now here's the thing, around noon, we headed out for the next campsite which sucks because you're supposed to start earlier. What sucks even MORE is that it starts STORMING. THUNDER AND FUCKING LIGHTNING. AND WE'RE TREKKING IN THE MIDDLE OF HELL. AND THE WORST PART. WE WENT THE WRONG FUCKING WAY. SO WE HIKED FOR 2 HOURS BEFORE REALISING WE CANT MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ONE AND SET UP CAMP IN THE SAME PLACE AS BEFORE. I'm actually having a super hard time breathing, as well as a few other scouts who came with me because we're all 14. This is Canada day too, so it's the WORST FUCKING DAY EVER. We had a decent time back at the camp, and I'm actually dying. My neck and face are covered in hard, sore bumps and my hands and arms are dead. My clothes weren't even waterproof so I was all wet. The third day comes around, and my face is better, which is good. But then we realise we have to get the fuck out of here to the next camp if we want to leave on time. So we pack up but my friend, who is also 14, starts feeling really shitty so we have her some painkillers. And I'm worried about my friend and also panting like a dog because we're dying of heat and lack of energy. We make it to the break point and sit down and have a rest or whatever. We actually hiked 4K which is surprisingly good and not as hot and difficult as the first day. Fine. Understandable. Then it fucking rains. It sucks. We have a choice now, because our leader is concerned how the "younger ones", me, my sick friend and my other friend, are near the brink of death, to either head directly out of the forest or towards our other camp. Everyone votes to go home because it's raining and hot and we're being eaten alive by 4 types of bugs. As we walk in the rain, we go uphill so that makes it automatically harder. The bugs are viscous as fuck and keep biting us. My neck and face are red and they got me in my stomach and my shoulder and MY FUCKING ASS which REALLY SUCKS. After like, 4 hours, we make it out alive and rush to the cars to unload everything. The rain stopped by now, thank god, so we pack up, do the whole ending ceremony thing and get the fuck out. Yes we ended a day early. Good The trip home, today, stops at 5 am. I got no sleep for 22 hours, and it's currently 6 am when I am writing this. I'm crying and paranoid because I constantly see things flying around when they aren't there, and I showered so much my mosquito bites hurt. My face is covered in bites and everything hurts. I have blisters all over my hands and feet from walking so much I just want to fucking stab someone. My stomach hurts, my legs hurt and I can't sleep. My face looks like I got acne over the course of a weekend. I'm too scared to leave the house I fucking hate this.

[thepalegoldmoon]

Answers

so i was asked to answer all of these so here i gooooooo!!!!~… kms… ;u;

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

uhhhhmmm i dont really hold hands cause i over heat and the get clammy easily, so the last person i “held hands”/ linked arms with was actually at Anime Boston with this rad dude Jay, we were cosplaying Keith and Lance from Voltron. it was a good day, but we were tired as fuck.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

kinda both depends on the situation and who im around tbh

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

in general or like famous??? uhhhmmm, if we’re going in general tbh me rad ass mate Jay cause why wouldnt I be looking forward to seeing this kid??? hes literally the best thing or person to see ever, duh! and if were going famous??? uhhhmmm music wise either Panic! At The Disco, TOP, orrrrr maybe a tie between some one from the Hamilton, or Heahters musicals.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

again depends on the situation and people. over all id say yeah in some way.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

uhmmm idk because we’d both probably be shit faced and tumbling over each other screaming, incoherently and laughing our asses off. While simultaneously getting into 20 different fights over cheese, bread, and cats. Then crying about video games and anime. probably in the midst of this we’d be laughing and patting each other’s back telling each other how good of a bro the other is an how we’re gonna take over the world by the sheer brute force of dogs and cats

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

uhhhhmmm i dont really have a type but there’s a guy i like alot whos my dream guy tbh, and to me hes perfect in alot and pretty much every single way. ºuº

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

probably not but its nice to hope and dream c:

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

either rn my friend Casey cause shes in spain this week for vacation or my childhood bestfriend Liz cause her birthday just pasted on april 7th and i havent seen her in years.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

depends on who im with and what exactly kinda stuff were talking about. but im always awkard af with everything so im always uncomftorble.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

mi boi Jay!!~ we tend to get into deep conversation alot. i enjoy it alot tbh hahaha.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

(when i got to this quesion)

 WE WILL BE TRASH GODS!!!~

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

UHMMM pass cause honestly the whole entirety of Heathers and Hamilton pretty much.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

OMFG HELL YEAH I DO!!!!!!!~

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

yeah man thats always been something i believe in because i have the most terrible luck but i like to believe miracles have happened in my life.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i started the change in my social life and i got a really rad friend through the beginning phase of it!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

uhmmm ive only done pecks cause im  fucking looser so that was Jay, so hell yeah i would man hahaha! (hes got a kissable face its nice alright, i swear im not this fucking awkward XD) ((and bro i know youll end up reading this. i love ya man!! i hope this isnt too bad lol~))

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

fuck yeah i do bro. i wanna befriend at least one of them tbh.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

not really cause the kid left after 5th grade and i never saw him again,

19. Do you like bubble baths?

fuck yes.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

i dont really talk to them haha.

21. What are you bad habits?

i have alot, talking to much and fighting HARD during a fight, and having the worst timing for smart ass comments, and trying to change things i cant change too much. theres more but thats a good few.

22. Where would you like to travel?

everywhere and anywhere tbh

23. Do you have trust issues?

a bit ive more developed them because of shitty people

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

either shower or the part where i come home and either draw, eat, play video games, get to text my boi, or where i get to sleep.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my nose, the corners of my mouth or my big toes.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

text my friend good morning or get up and play with my mouse for a few minutes

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

i enjoy my skin tone but i wish i could tan ith out burning although, ive always wanted to either be albino or see what its like to be darker.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

either Jay, or my friend Casey

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

nope because i dont talk to them XD

30. Do you ever want to get married?

at some point maybe haha

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

almost but the sides and some of my bangs are just a teeny bit off from making it :u:

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

uhmm not really any tbh theyre all to much older than me

33. Spell your name with your chin.

alyxx/ nyxx

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

ew no but i like swimming and to go on walks for fun

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

thats hard cause i need both for background noise

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

not really, i dont think so

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

something really stupid and half the time really provocative

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

ahhhh hahaha well i dont really know because the guy im crushing on is my dream guy js. and if i were to try and describe him id butcher the amazing and astounding beauty of the real person to be honest

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

ahhhh idk, lush?? and anything with food tbh

40. What do you want to do after high school?

die, or move to salem WITCHever comes first -u0 lol (bad pun i know i know)

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

i belive in ALOT of chances tbh

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

either im tired, extremely sad/depressed, overthinking/ thinking, focusing, thinking how to reply something or im REALLY fucking pissed off at you for something.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

REALLY FUCKING AWKWARDLY AND IN REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD SITUATIONS

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

UHHHHHH BOTH!!!!!~ TF?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

THE INPENDING FEAR AND DOOM OF CRIPPLING ANXIETY IF I MISS THE BUS OR if im hanging out wiht someone that day the motivation of not being alone in my room with myself for the whole day or so hahaha, or a con/ meet up which applies to friends.

46. What are you paranoid about?

AAAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION???? fucking everything…

47. Have you ever been high?

yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

buzzed not drunk

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

uhhh i dont think so im not really very secretive. maybe like PERSONAL shit but no

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

a few times

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

uhmmm either eye color and nose Physically.and personality wise i wish i wasnt so stubborn tbh.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

lush is the closest thing to makeup i use hunny

54. Favourite store?

lush

55. Favourite blog?

@thedevilandhisfiddleofgold​ c;

56. Favourite colour?

Blue

57. Favourite food?

uhmmm theres too many to list, all?? except spicy

58. Last thing you ate?

a cracker with nutella on it

59. First thing you ate this morning?

a cinnamon powdered sugar doughnut

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

nope

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Suspending, accused of stealing shitty locker wallpaper panels. THAT I ACCTUALLY FUCKING HADNT ;U;

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope

63. Ever been in love?

YES ;-;

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

never fucking had one kiddies sorry no story time for this one

65. Are you hungry right now?

kinda i want chips

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

uhm my only tumblr friends are friends in real life so not really because how do you like someone more on tumblr than you like them in real life??? not like its impossible its just odd.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

neither tbh, i only use my facebook for my work schedule

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

TUMBLR

69. Are you watching tv right now?

yes i started 13 reasons why

70. Names of your bestfriends?

jay, casey, liz (ranked most to least interaction and tbh who ive talked to most recently, those other two loosers never text me)

71. Craving something? What?

chips, cookies, FOOD, and love, BUT MOSTLY FOOD RN

72. What colour are your towels?

we have mostly white and black towels but theyre all just multicolored

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

(im also counting my stuffed animals as pillows)

at least 11 tbh

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

(refer to last question)

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

9

75. Favourite animal?

wolf, fox, raven, snowleopard, cat, snake (i cant choose)

76. What colour is your underwear?

black like my soul bitch

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

birthday cake or cotton candy/ bubblegum

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

black

80. What colour pants?

dark grey

81. Favourite tv show?

uhmmmm Voltron or steven universe

82. Favourite movie?

heathers and the crow

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

havent seen the second one (refer to previous question)

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

the lebanese chick and the gay guy that were friends with lindsay lohan’s character

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

thats a hard question cause i love them all ;-;

87. First person you talked to today?

Jay (and caiden???) i sent a message to a group chat right after i woke up, i was pointed at Jay but theyre both in that chat

88. Last person you talked to today?

same chat

89. Name a person you hate?

ahha ahhahaha hahahaha, mmmmm theres alot 

90. Name a person you love?

Jay, Casey, my pets

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

better question… is there not????

92. In a fight with someone?

i dont think so but im aboutabe casue they wont give me times on if theyre coming tomorrow or not ;-;

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 and a pair of sweat pants i made into shorts

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

hehehe at least 6 or 7. tbh my attack on titan one has been issing for a while and it makes me sad

95. Last movie you watched?

heathers, im not saying the technical last one cause it was gross as fuck and doe not count as a movie to me

96. Favourite actress?

ehhh hellena bonham carter

97. Favourite actor?

johnny depp

98. Do you tan a lot?

not really cause i burn and im afraid of getting skin cancer

99. Have any pets?

2 guinea PIGS and a mouse

100. How are you feeling?

alright kinda missing my friends and also kind anxious

101. Do you type fast?

depends on my mood, what im typing on,  and about

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

so.. many… things…

103. Can you spell well?

fairly decently i think, average nothing over the top but i try haha

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

ehhh Liz and my friend Julia from Germany she was cool.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

nope

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

there was a girl named shannon who was all over me and head over heels for me, she mightve been a taurus. she tried to use some serious mental shit to try and get me to stay. i told her to seek professional help and not me.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

nope

108. What should you be doing?

a 10 page paper and finishing final fantasy, and getting more loot boxes in overwatch

109. Is something irritating you right now?

not really knowing what to do with my senior paper, shop friends, being alone, and not having enough hours in the day and always being fucking tired.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yes, i do right now, tbh, but its cool

111. Do you have trust issues?

this was already asked. slightly it depends on the person

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

no one, mentally and close to physiccally jay and caiden, but im always mentally crying. i dont physically cry if i do youre special, im not that soft.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Ash

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

i was born in pittsburgh, pa. i lived in townsend, ma and i just recently moved to pepperrel, ma.

115. Do you play the Wii?

not any more

116. Are you listening to music right now?

not really

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

yes

118. Do you like Chinese food?

YAS

119. Favourite book?

how to make the perfect boy?? (its something like that) i also really enjoyed mrs. perigrines home for peculiar children.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

im afraid of what might be in it

121. Are you mean?

i can be

122. Is cheating ever okay?

ew not wtf

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

probably not

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

kinda but only to an extent

125. Do you believe in true love?

again kinda but only to an extent tbh

126. Are you currently bored?

a bit

127. What makes you happy?

chilling with jay, playing wiht my animal or sleeping 

128. Would you change your name?

i want to, im trying to get Alyxx as my name hahah but i have a genius way to keep ASH

129. What your zodiac sign?

GEMINI BIATCH!!!!~

130. Do you like subway?

yeah its alright

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

uhhhh hahah i already dated my childhood bestfriend. Liz was chill but id kindly turn her down

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

already answered this up top, but Jay

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

hmmmm i have too many tbh, id love to put one here but i cant think of a good one atm sorry my dudes

134. Can you count to one million?

maybe but im to lazy to fam

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

hahaha ive told too many to put those down

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

CLOSED OMFG NO #TRIGGERED

137. How tall are you?

5′5.25″ ( THAT QUARTER IS IMPORTANT ;u;, believe it or not i had=ve alot of friends that are taller than me)

138. Curly or Straight hair?

wavy-ish

139. Brunette or Blonde?

i myself am a “brunette”

140. Summer or Winter?

kinda both

141. Night or Day?

ehh more night but i enjoy both

142. Favourite month?

either, October, November, December, and i actually am not a fan of my birth month may haha

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nope but ive thought about becoming one to cleanse and to get in better shape kinda reasons

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk and white

145. Tea or Coffee?

both

146. Was today a good day?

ehhh kinda

147. Mars or Snickers?

snickers but i wanna try a mars bar

148. What’s your favourite quote?

hahah either

“ another fucking heather! -sighs- Our love is god let’s go get a slushie!”

-JD “Heathers”

( i relate most to the heather part tbh)

  “ill hook ‘em…” “..and ill cook ‘em!”

-Roadhog and Junkrat “Overwatch”

( YEAH I KNOW IM TRASH BUT ITS A PRECIOUS QUOTE BETWEEN TO REALLY GOOD BEST MATES OKAY!!!??)

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

WHOLE HEARTEDLY, IVE SEEN THEM, IVE FELT THEM, IVE HEARD THEM, TALKED TO THEM, I RESPECT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEY ARE KINDA SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING BUT I LOVE THEM!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“WOW MAGNUS, you’re probably thinking. That was… stupid!” 

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard 

[pro-me-the-us]

20200105 23.46

I fucking missed a week haha. Kms

I remember this Wednesday and I was like I really don't have the energy right now to update, but I have even less energy now. But I'm here anyway so..... Kms.

My sister and I went to London. Yay. It was cool honestly. On like the third day I realised that I completely forgot everything about my life outside of that trip. No kidding. I forgot about Christmas and the presents I got, I forgot that when I get back is already new years, I forgot that I have to study cuz I have a shit ton of things in school after break, I forgot about family... That never happened to me and honestly it was the best fucking thing ever. We went to watch the new star wars film. I cried so much. I don't remember the last time and if I have ever cried so much during a film. My favourite character Ben Solo died. I kind of though he was going to but I didn't think like that. I cried when he died and like before he died when leia died. And then 10min after the movie was over, then again on the stairs before we went out of the cinema. And then I the toilets and outside when I told my mum what happened. After that I had a huge burst of energy, but cried again on the bus to the hotel lmao. It was a lot. Very intense.

After we came home we had a few hours before the last day of the year. This year was intense. I don't know if it passed really fast or not. A lot of shit happened, so maybe that's why I think it seems longer that most?... I'm just really confused. This year I turn 19, I may be in my last year of high school before the year ends. Of course if I don't fucking kill myself hahaha. No but seriously I want to die.

My friend came over for the new year. It was the first year I wasn't drunk or cried for new years. I call it a success lmao. She did tho. Puked a lot too. It was hilarious but I was tired af hahaha.

Today is the first day of school. I want die. Like I'm not at all ready... Not even for tomorrow but like Tuesday? I have a math test and I don't know shit.... Again. Ugh kill me. I have a verbal in art theory on Wednesday.. And then idk what else this week honestly. Who the fuck knows? Not me that's for sure. I also have a psychiatrist tomorrow. At nine in the fucking morning. Not fucking ready... Ever.

I'll try and go to sleep now cuz I gotta get up at five and then die and then I can't sleep in the afternoon cuz I have to study kmskms.

Pray for my dumb fucking ass.

Happy New Year dudes.

[grimes_oblivion]

-e

[twstrfries]

Friday + Payday + Traffic = BIGTI

It’s not the first time I complained with how unforgiving the roads are every Friday. I should have gotten used it to it and adjust since the roads won’t do that for me but today is an exceptionally difficult Friday morning. It didn’t even start during rush hours, my Friday started being a bitch when the clock turned 12:01 AM.

This is how my shitty morning started.

My usual shift in the office is 2 pm – 11 pm except on days when I have calibration calls with the offshore managers I handle. Thursday should have been my free-calls day. However, I need to do a make-up session for the managers who weren’t able to attend the call we had last Wednesday at 1 am EST. I had the call scheduled at 11 pm our time even if I have to be in the office early in the morning the following day. I was about to go home immediately after my call but then I suddenly had an escalation that needs to be reviewed before I go home. I left the office at 11:30 pm. I was expecting my travel time to be just 45-60 minutes but I arrived home at 1:30 am because of the freaking traffic at Ortigas Extension. I was stuck in traffic for almost an hour even if it’s already 12 am!

I slept at 2 am, had to wake up at 5:30 am. I did. Turned off the alarm and slept again. What? I’m dead tired. Woke up at 6:30 am, had an OMG moment—damn, I know I’ll be late for my 8 am shift. I took a bath, drank a cup of brewed coffee, and off I go. I know there’s going to be a long line of passengers waiting for tricycles by that time. I got lucky there was a passing PUV that still needs 1 passenger when I got out of the village. I arrived at SM Megamall at 8:15 am, an hour after I left the house.

I checked if I can book Uber then decided not to. The fare is too much, it’s around 300+ from SM Megamall to SM North EDSA. I checked the P2P buses but it will leave at 8:25 am so I opted to ride the regular bus. The bus I rode asked me to pay Php 20 for my fare. This got me riled up. I commute every fucking day and this bus conductor has the nerve to tell me that’s the correct fare. He even gave me a computation that the distance is 9 km from Megamall that is why the fare is Php 20! The difference if I ride from Robinson’s Galleria and SM Megamall is 4 pesos? When if you ride at SM Megamall or Robinson’s Galleria going to Cubao Farmers, the fare is still 12 pesos? WHAT THE FUCK. I opted not to argue with the guy because I’m already losing my shit and I don’t want to ruin my already ruined morning over 4 pesos. He can have it and shove it up in his ass.

I don’t know what’s with this Friday but EDSA is full of vehicles this morning. Usually the only traffic I encounter are from the roads leading to EDSA, C5 and EDSA’s south bound lane. I know I can’t make the 8 am shift and will have to adjust an hour. I arrived at the office at 9:10 am—adjusted schedule and still late.

Oh, that’s not all. Instead of logging in when I arrived, I listened to the recording I’ll discuss with the manager for my 9:30 am call. The time I logged in? 9:22 AM.

And that folks is the story of my Fridaypocalypse. I don’t even want to think of what will happen when I’ll leave the office at 6 pm later and had to travel going to home to Pangasinan.

Ugh. I need a cup of ice cold coffee.

– wl, a.

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fridaypocalypse Friday + Payday + Traffic = BIGTI It's not the first time I complained with how unforgiving the roads are every Friday.

[uzkaaa]

What the heck is Monday Blues?

When you wake up on Monday morning and decide to cycle to office for the first time, because you have been wanting to do it for a week now and nothing, I repeat nothing can stop you! Weather check, done. Balcony is dry, no sign of rain (ignoring grey clouds all over the sky). I am ready! Before I stepped out of the house I am being questioned: Are you sure you want to cycle? I rolled my eyes: Phew, its not gonna rain, I am sure! (Best Monday 7am idea EVER)

I cycled out from the lower basement ( the only hill near and far). It is drizzling! A thought, maybe it is just me who is feeling it, maybe my own sweat is evaporating and in the form of drops landing only on me. Its not funny, I am thinking again. Guards, opened the gate and I know its too late to go back. How would I look?? Like I fear drizzles.  Trying to stay super cool and send message across: Yes dudes, I got this!! Wave at them as sign of thank you for opening the gate (usual gesture) Today it was more like, thanks for everything, not sure if I will see you again! Looking up to the sky, comforting myself. Yaaa, it is not so bad, it is clearing out..

2 mins later.. its efffing pouring cats and dogs. I am cycling down the hill and thinking, should I turn back? The vision of finally cycling to office was stronger than “some” rain & Mordor-ous color clouds ahead of me. Going through underpass. Bumped into an uncle with folding bike waiting under the little roof. I said hi (cyclist do that, no matter what bike are you into - road, folding, hybrid..you know all that jazz). He says “hi” back at me and laughed under his mustache. Like something funny was going on. Except I was in the whirlpool of thoughts and song: Should I stay or should I go? If I stay.. uncles voice puts me back to reality and he starts: I wouldn’t go. This can last for 2-3 hours. I looked at him and blubbered out: I ll be much faster then. I said and began cycling again. But the truth about my decision to cycle further was something else. While uncle was sharing his forecast-cycling-theory, I saw this mid age blonde lady on the hybrid bike, cycling through the rain, struggling, but going and that was it. I can do it too (Let’s struggle together)

15 mins later. Pouring as hell. That moment when you feel droplets are no longer cute, tiny and romantic water elements but bunch of massive mutated bitches whipping your face that it hurts! There is no dry place on me, except of my ass. My thoughts are focusing around waterproof shoes, waterproof coat, waterproof hat, waterproof cover for my backpack all lying somewhere at home. Why I did not take sandals like the guy who over took me just now? Yes, even dude in the sandals and raincoat was faster. Perhaps the fact I carry gallon of rain water in my shoes (EACH), I bet it makes me slower. Attempt for an internal joke, on Monday morning. I am literally talking to myself and wondering how people whine about going to office on Monday and post those supposedly funny gif’s and jokes about Monday blues or “I wish weekend has 3 days”. Well, let me tell you that idea of being in the office as soon as possible never made me happier than today! Cycling like I had a dinner at Szechuan day before and imagining HOT shower I ll take when I reach office. That is how desperately I wanted to be in the office! 

29 mins later. You totally know you are on the same page with other cyclist in the east coast park, when you exchange those silent messages. From the look you can guess, they would just love to abuse the shit out of this weather, but that amount of the water running through faces is enormous, that you rather save the energy for another 5, 10, 15 km to final destination. Not mentioning the strong wind which of course blows in opposite directions, so at some moments you feel you are on stationary bike not 6D reality but 75D all inclusive, you feel everything! The lesson learnt, analyze looks of cyclist, they tend to reveal a lot :D

30 mins later. I am officially wet!!! Top to bottom, with H2O reservoir in my shoes and most probably lake on top of my head, because of the holes in the helmet primarily for seamless flow of the air. Furthermore, it stopped raining! I swear If the rain god exists, must be one funny dude!! 30 minutes of mega droplets, water pouring from each angle, wind from top, front, left and right (just not from the back, to push you a little during this struggle :)). And then, bang! Rainbow, butterflies, sun, almost reaching for sunscreen!! Really, dude? Hitting Gardens by the bay, one cross through the bridge, pass Marina Bay Sands and I am there. This part of the road goes by pretty fast. I am already soaked, with no chance to get dry by the time I reach. My day can get only better from now on! :)

Reached the office lobby, meeting all fancy gentleman and ladies who are ready to kick off the week giving me that look: “Oh poor thing, she is probably still doing IronMan since Saturday.” I am trying to be this invisible blue wet mushroom (matching bike colors) while pushing bike among white collar crowd to the elevator and have it locked. In my head, it goes: I made it, I made it, I made it and for some reason, I can’t stop laughing from all the events have happened since morning. From all the looks exchanges and thoughts! Moreover finally my dream of east coast park being empty came true. LOL! One of the best beginnings of the week and my cycling journey! Almost forgot, the vision of having a hot shower just stayed a vision. Sometimes you dont get to chose, went for the blue! :))

PS: It can only get better from now on! And do not forget to turn negative to positive :) Happy week ahead cycl(one )ists and non-cyclist :) ! Peace and smile!