#uotm talkies

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fun universal fact: even though the one fish two fish ride and the cat in the hat ride (yes that one) are separate attractions they share a lot of things (management, break space, etc.) so they are often referred to together as “catfish” and to commemorate that we now have actual mini catfish in the breakroom

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this uniform kinda cute.

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Working at the hogwarts express today. internet connection is kinda spotty. the uniform has soo many buttons. i wasn’t originally going to have a lunch break today but my shift was extended and now i have no food. vending machines only work if a train is in the station.

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soaked

i am the lorax

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this what i looked like when i had turn away a make a wish family because the park was closing for a special event that they didn’t have access to

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speaking of scareactors when big curlers left for the night she waved and did heart hands at me and I love her for that

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shoutout to the scareactor that gave me candy to nights in a row

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there’s hhn technical rehearsal tonight so we had to put up a bunch of barriers and fences and now they’re saying we might have to take everything down cause of the hurricane so now i am just sitting right next to a fully lit yet empty scarezone with pietro

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i wanted to er today but there was no extras scheduled for rn BUT whenever someone else wants to er not only is there a goddamn extra but half the time im the extra. i guess that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earf

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i don’t want to do my regular work today pls pray that im an extra and one of the other attractions is understaffed and i can rescue there. i want to work at hulk coaster or jurassic park today

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the other day when i was working at caroseussel as the ride ended a woman conjured both a glass of red wine and a can of whiteclaw seemingly out of thin air. i dont think they even sell whiteclaw in islands of adventure