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Mop psycho mandatory doodle dump

They're pretty self indulgent

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Hetalia: World Series Episode #20 Transcript

This episode has Italy thinking that Germany hates him and America pressuring Japan to attend his Christmas party.

Italy: Heah…I worked so hard on those posters; it's no fair!

Romano: Will you stop complaining already? You're annoying me.

Italy: I made some friendship posters for Germany! He made me take them down.

Romano: Know what that means? The potato-loving bastard doesn't like you!

Italy: Oh! No, that's not true! Heah…

{Caption: WW1}

{Text on crate: Tomato}

Dream Italy: Aaaaahhh!

Italy: Uh…

{Caption: WW2}

Dream Germany: Hmm?

Dream Italy: Germany, Germany, I need your help, please help me, help me!

Italy: Ohhh…

{Caption: Flap flap}

Dream Italy: Whaaaaaayyyyy!

{Caption: Huff huff}

Dream Italy: Eeeeee…uoghh…

{Caption: zzzzzzzzz}

Romano: Snoorrreee…

Italy: Noooooo….

{Caption: It's rather that there isn't much to like about him…}

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Romano: Snoorrreee…

{Caption: zzzzzzzz}

Italy: Oh, I can't just lie around here and worry, not me! No, I'm go ask Germany about it immediately.

Switzerland: Huah…having a cup of tea and gazing at the moon. Ah, yes, this is the life. Which is because the scenery in Switzerland is so stunningly beautiful. Everything is quiet at this time of night. I can even hear the trees making the rustles.

Italy: Germany! Germany! Germanyyyy!

Switzerland: Auh! Not you again!

Italy: Oh! Hey, Switzerland! Please let me off the hook this time! Bye bye!

France: Mmmm…having a glass of wine and gazing at the moon. Oh, yes, this is the life! I am so beautiful. Hm?

Switzerland: You are not off the hook! I will kill you, I swear it! I will kill you until you’re dead!

(France: Auh…)

(Italy: Aaaaaahhhh!)

Italy: I'm sorry, I'm sorryyy!

Narrator: Did you know Switzerland used to shoot down any airplanes that flew into their airspace whether Allies or Axis? They claimed to do so in order to maintain their neutrality. Apparently neutrality means “stay the (beep) out”.

{Caption #1: Switzerland is scary!}

{Caption #2: I'm sorry!}

{Caption #3: He's dangerous!}

{Caption #4: Germany}

{Caption #5: Switzerland}

{Caption #6: Switzerland}

{Caption #7: Switzerland}

{Caption #8: Switzerland}

{Caption #9: Switzerland}

{Caption #10: Switzerland}

{Caption #11: Italy}

{Caption #12: It'd be easy if I could go through Switzerland's place, you know}

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Switzerland: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

America: Dude! You home, Japan? Merry Christmas! Aaaahh!

Japan: Halt! Who goes there? Thieves will receive no mercy!

America: Hold on! It's just me! Dude, I'm America!

Japan: Auh…are you serious? You look so old and disgusting!

America: No, I'm just dressed like this to look like Santa Claus, broseph!

Japan: Wow, white people don't age very well at all, do they? So weird.

America: Uah! Uah! That hurts; you're stretching out my jaw, man!

Japan: So why have you come here today?

America: Dude! A partay! I'm having a Christmas one at my place! I'm inviting you, so you totally have to come!

(Japan: Aaaahh!)

{Text on invitation: Merry X'mas}

Japan: Kurisumasu?

(Kurisumasu?: Christmas? → Japanese)

Japan: Thank you. But, America, you know I'm not Christian, right?

America: I don't care about that! Christmas isn't about being a Christian; it's about having a kick-a party! The one I had last year was out of control! We had a massive tree and some cake! You know what? I have some sweet pictures of it with me if you wanna see 'em! Check it out, dude! That cake is, like, off the chizzain, am I right?!

(Japan: Aunh…auh…)

Japan: Aaahhh! It is rather blue!

America: Santa shows up every year, too!

(Japan: Uh…)

Japan: How can there be so many of him?!

(America, Santas: Hahahahaha! Hohohohohoho!)

America: A miracle! So, dude, you're definitely gonna be there, right?

Japan: No thanks, I do not think so. I am afraid of eating blue cake. It's not natural.

America: Dude, whatever, it's not even gonna be blue this year.

Japan: What color is it?

America: Fluorescent pink! Get this! It glows in the dark! How awesome is that?!

{Caption: Dazzle}

Japan: Right. No way, man.

America: Auh…you mean… you're not gonna be there? I was hoping that since we're friends and stuff…we could spend the holidays together now. And plus, the whole party this year depends on whether or not you make it. I mean, don't feel like you have to, although if you don't, you will ruin Christmas for everyone. Please, Japan; dude, come on, I could really use your help.

Japan: Nhh…well, I guess…I can show up for a little while.

America: What? You mean it? Thank goodness! Guess what, everybody! This year's Christmas party is gonna be Japan's treat! Hahahahahahaha!

Japan: (beep) you, America!

(America: Hahahahahahaha!)

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{Caption: Currently in splendid isolation}

Britain's thoughts: I think it's about time.

{Caption: To be continued}