#uogh them

[neobiologies]

don't have a name for these guys yet but i love them already

[mira0000000-blog]

man. thinking about how in the earlier games sonic is so lonely and "fine" by himself and in frontiers he almost dies for his friends and unknowingly puts the world in danger in the hope of saving them

[aychama]

HEEEELLLLLL YEEEESSSS!!!!!!

Would you…be interested in drawing knight lamb and king narinder 👀🙈 they are from my au but feel free to change the designs I adore the way you draw clothes

“And I said ‘HELL YES’” (john mulaney)

[ventique18]

The Diasomnia gang doing pullups for fun, because they're all Lilia's boys and are proud of it.

⚔️: "I know you don't need it, but good luck anyway Lord Malleus."

🐊: "UOGH! A DEMONSTRATION FROM THE VERY BEST..!"

🐉: "Well, well. I mustn't disappoint my juniors, must I?"

🌸: "Wait wait, take off your shirt!"

🐉: "Why?"

🌸: "Because I want to see-- I mean, Silver and Sebek did it. Why not?"

🦇, laughing through his tea: "Yes, why not? It might be better for your ventilation since you get hot easily."

🌸: "What he says."

🐉, removing his shirt: "Very well then."

🌸: "Ooooh"

🐊: "UOOOOOH!!!"

⚔️: "If you have time later, would it be possible for you to share pointers on how to better target certain muscle groups? You've inspired me to work harder."

It was not a body that people are used to seeing on models. He did not have those deeply-lined abs you'd expect from protein whey posters, but one glance and you'd understand the definition of someone at optimal strength and bursting with health. It was a body not sculpted to please, but specifically molded to kill.

He was General Lilia's protege, after all.

🌸: "Wait wait wait! Remove the pants too."

Silence. And then a collective shock.

🐊: "HOW DARE YOU--"

🐉: "Though I don't particularly mind indulging you, but why?"

🌸: "Because I want to see-- I mean you need to shed all the weight you can if you want to do well, right? You're carrying your own weight and all'at."

⚔️: "I don't think an additional few grams would bother him... Nor would a few kilograms."

🌸: "I mean, you're essentially competing against Silver and Sebek, right? Wouldn't you want to give it your all against them? Do everything in your power to beat them as an act that you respect them as opponents no matter the outcome?"

🐉: "Hm. You make a fair point."

🐉, taking off his pants: "If this will help improve my chances of winning, then..."

🦇: "YEAH! You could say you won strategically because you took off your pants and Silver and Sebek didn't!"

Lilia laughed HARD. He doesn't even know if he's laughed this much in his life. Gods and demons, as much of an undefeatable beast his protege was, he really was nothing against this little human.

[lalsbian]

I love you WOMEN... btw

[aveloka-draws]

"I'd love to read more" well if you say so! So... Narinder. The iconic catboy. Following along with the theme of loving a god being the equivalent of entering a toxic relationship that is EXACTLY what Narinder has done. Praising and encouraging the lamb for their actions in killing the other bishops. Getting them to open up about all these personal details while simultaneously never revealing anything about himself (shit man SHAMURA is the one to tell the Lamb that his name even is Narinder!) The worst part is that it is at least partially genuine. There IS something there as with the other bishops and their relationships, but they are gods and such can only respond as gods always do. By drinking in all the devotion, and only giving something back when they want to. Things are healing now, but it'll never be the same as it was. Now Narinder finds himself stuck in a situation where he is noticing the slow and steady creep of "godhood" in the lamb, and is trying to keep Lamb grounded to their mortality. Now he's the one in the position of giving devotion, and its important that his quest succeeds, because he knows no matter the outcome he's not getting off the wild ride. Shamura, my fella, where do I begin with you. They have been a god for the longest. The oldest, and we don't even know how much even older they are than Kallamar. The only thing we know for certain about Shamura's age is that they have been alive since the glory age of gods. They have been divinity for unfathomably long, and were the closest to what it should mean. However, they have been upheld as god for so long I think its fundamentally warped every single relationship Shamura has. Does this make them evil? No, but it makes it hard to treat anyone outside of their family as an equal. Even after becoming mortal, just from what I've seen, they STILL are on a pedestal. The other bishops remember the big and wise older sibling. The LAMB, the only actual god left, is begging THEM for help. So Shamura will help alright, by telling the Lamb all about the warped ways they believe a god should perceive the world. I think Shamura needs, whether platonically or romantically (I don't know your headcanon for their orientation), for someone to get mad at them. Saying what is true but saying it in a cold/cruel way is very "i'm a god and can say what I want without consequence" behavior. Someone needs to shove this nerd into a chair and give a passionate "I don't know how to explain that you should care about other people" speech. Anyways that is all. I must let my brainworms rest for now.

Biting this biting this thank you for the food jshsjsh thank you brainworms

Narinder starting to feel the consecuences of his actions fr by being on the other side of things huhu hopefully he'll do ok

Also the pts about Shamura uogh that spider is so interesting to think about either as a god or mortal, spider with secrets and dementia

Been thinking about getting Shamura a friend for some future scenes maybe

Still in progress, being rotated in a microwave as we speak

[selfship-confession-box]

am i witnessing the third instance of a selfshipper trying to harass or scare others in a respective fandom out of shipping with whoever it is they ship with? mayhaps,

am i trying really hard to stand my ground without saying anything to the person in question? m a y b e ............

(it really never gets easier, does it? why Do people just use the idea of being "the canon spouse/wife/husband" as any sort of a weapon or get up in others' grills (read: dms/a server or social circle they could both be in) saying that nobody else will ever truly love or understand The Character the way they do like. even if people see a character in a different light, from a different angle than you? doesn't mean we can't still kinda love them? not knowing as much about someone you love as another person... doesn't mean you can't also want to learn more about them? it just bites to see so many positive affirmations get swiveled around to "and here's Why i should be the only person to touch this character"; this isn't an ask that's 'anti-sharing', mind you- it's more just. unless whoever you're shooing away is unironically the most dogshit person out there, you can tell people you're not okay with sharing f/os and still behave like a normal person, y'know? to render someone's view of a character from positive to negative only and Specificially because of you/one person is just flat-out mean, no bones about it-)

i did n o t mean to ramble on this much uogh God

anyway to anyone reading this your f/os love you to bits no matter what fuckery's going on, i rly hope they give you a big ole kis on the head and hold you close like it's the end of the world, if they can't do thar?? hold them just as tight so nature can heal, you've got this

i in the meantime will crawl under a boulder for 10 years lmao peace i hope yall have a good week

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[luciality]

thinking ab nyo ace fam dynamics... amelia has first born son privilege and alice has boymom brainrot. shes naturally a tomboy and while she doesnt see alice as accepting of that at all, alice considers herself very permissive and encouraging of her masculinity. she forces the superficial aspects of femininity on her, yes, but she encourages her studies and athleticism and independence- up until a point of course cant be too independent haha nooo dont leave me bbygrl nooooo dont leave- but she does set up young amelia's life in a way that she was essentially a wealthy young woman in the colonies whose money gave the privilege of not needing to play silly little social games and local politics, essentially above it all, dont give a fuck about the humans darling they are beneath you, and the only men who had any power over her were the actual governers and of course parlement back home in england. But her daily life was privileged to the extreme in that england's money compensated for her being female.

maddie on the other hand uogh maddie bbygrlll she has eldest daughter torment. i think by the time she's in england's hands shes already a demure girly girl. i blame france. little maddie is cautious and yet desperate for attention but too scared to demand it so she does her best to be perfectly obedient and pretty and proper so that england will love her. i think even in modern day alice thinks of maddie as a crybaby, because she was a crybaby as a child and as an adult she's much more restrained but to alice nah shes still a crybaby. growing up as englands good little girl her pretty princess is going to fuck anyone up in the head especially when you're still not even her favorite so yeah maddie makes herself small and accomodating and fulfills whatever role alice needs her to be she shoves down her own feelings so she can be alice's therapist or mommy... average seven year old girl who is parenting her twenty two year old mother.... i think if she had tested boundaries and tried to grow more independent (as a PERSON lol) she maybe would have gotten even more leeway than amelia, but it would have come from a place of yeah do whatever you want kid i dont care... and maddie WANTS her to care so she doesnt push boundaries she has no reason to want to when all she wants is to be the favorite child she wants mommy to love her unconditionally. so she basically ends up stunted emotionally. she never really grows up she still depends on mom a lot... i think alice does see her as an overgrown baby like maddie is always asking for permission unnecessarily she feels like shes infantilizing maddie or that maddie is infantalizing herself. and now that they are both older alice may feel bad for creating this dynamic for them but god is it nice to have someone to call knowing she'll answer regardless of the time and listen to her drunken ranting and crying and being vulnerable to her babygirl the one person she can confide in, confident that it wont be used against her because maddie is so so loyal. and yet she still blames it all a bit on maddie and resents her for being that way. grow up. pull yourself together. why are you asking me. who cares. i dont care. grow up.

amelia and maddie can not reminice about childhood together for very long because when england comes up it is like they are talking about two different people and they start fighting about it.

[sapphosdickandballs]

Villainelle and Eve Polastri :]

Yay I get to go insane for however long it takes me to answer this. Yayyy

Villanelle-

Favorite thing about her - Growls like a dog. Literally everything. She’s the most important thing ever in the world. Literally took like 4 minutes typing things out but there are too many. Her passion, how capable she is, how despite being “unfeeling” she’s hopelessly in love with Eve. Hello??? Going insane

Least Favorite thing - her character got fucked up in season 4. That was my least favorite thing, how they just kind of completely changed her. They sent her to a church community. Free my baby.

Favorite Line - ohhhh this is hard. “I feel things when I’m with you.” Or “you should never tell a psychopath they’re a psychopath, it upsets them” or “Admit it Eve, you wish I was here.” That last line has me giggling and kicking my feet bro

brOTP - Big fan of her and Konstantins relationship tbh. Less of a friendship more of a fucked up father figure type thing yk?

OTP - Eve. No other answer

nOTP - Her and Konstantin being shipped :|

Random headcanon - She’d put on music while making out with people I think. Teenage her at least. She’d play weird ass music tho I think. German Pop or something like that.

Unpopular opinion - That she feels more than a lot of the characters in that show, I’d say. For a sociopath she’s actually really emotional, which doesn’t feel unpopular, but I’ve seen some Opinions so. And she’s not a monster.

Song I associate with her - Argh ourgh arghh arugh. The red means I love you is so her coded. Uogh. The edit in my head rn goes crazy.

Picture. Look at my wife bro.

Eve -

Favorite thing about her - How genuinely the worst she is. She doesn’t even kill people for most of the show and she’s kind of the worst. God I love her. She is fucking over her husband and throwing caution to the wind and people under the bus for villanelle, and then she keeps walking away from her. She both obsessively searches for her and avoids her. She’s so illogical I’d kill and die for her. You know?

Least Favorite thing - I mean. Read above. Occasionally she does get on my nerves (you left a guy bleeding on the ground to go help an assassin who had the situation under control. Hmm.) most of the time I love her tho.

Favorite line - I literally don’t know. I must need to rewatch it but. I literally don’t know tbh

brOTP - I thought her and Carolyn was an interesting dynamic before that all went to shit

OTP - Villanelle. Meant for each other in the worst ways :]

NOTP - her and her husband lmao. He’s too normal for her

Random Headcanon - She bit people as a kid

Unpopular opinion- that her shittiness makes her a compelling character. Let women suck as characters. Men do it all the time

Song - Serial Killer by Moncreiff and Judge. It’s about being in love with a serial killer lmao

Look okay I’m not as obsessed with eve as I am with Villanelle she looks good here tho

[yourliegegnarpingtonzipperzop]

Gnarpy what is ur favorite gem stone⁉️

Uogh,,. I umh. Emerald and amethyzt are good human onez. It helpz that I have amethyzt windowz in my zhip, and i enjyo them.

Nothing beatz the garzian zirchyte thuogh,.

[nerdydowntherabbithole]

Uogh. I had to write a whole page clarifying why the forest isn't actually crawling with predators despite the sheer variety of them. It was so long because there were different reasons for each predator and each different section of forest. Pain.

HUEDIDUYCH THAT IS SO VALID

[itsukismoon]

Chef Cuit VS Chaos Cooking - Chapter 1 (Itsuki)

>> chapter 2

Location: Country of Gastronomy, Dilettant. Edouard castle kitchen.

Itsuki: …Alright. I washed my hands clean and my kimono sleeves are tied. (note: when working, kimono sleeves can be tied up with a string so that they don’t get in the way)

Itsuki: Now I can start cooking anytime.

Emma: Good luck, Itsuki!

Itsuki: Yes, it’s a rare opportunity to be able to ask a top chef for advice.

With shining eyes, Itsuki looked around the spacious kitchen.

Dilettant is now going through its rainy season. Because of this, most people spend a lot of time at home during this period.

Because of this, most people will end up cooking for themselves. Taking this opportunity, Oscar-san came up with the idea of opening a cooking class with Cuit as the teacher—

Today, as a rehearsal, Itsuki and Oscar-san were supposed to learn cooking.

Oscar: I beg you, Cuit, overcome the biggest obstacle between me and Itsuki.

Cuit: Ahah, so we’re in the climax from the very beginning…

Emma: (Oscar, who can’t even break an egg, and Itsuki, who generates dark matter—)

Emma: (Obviously, they won’t be easy students.)

Cuit: First of all, I’d like to check your cooking skills, so could you try making something for me?

Itsuki & Oscar: Got it/Yes.

Both of them started cooking for some time.

Emma: (I thought I’d try helping them out if something happened, but it doesn’t seem like there’s any particular problem so far.)

CRASH

At that moment, a strong hot wind suddenly blew through the room.

Emma: WAH- A PILLAR OF FIRE…!?

Cuit: OSCAR-SAN! TOO MUCH BRANDY!!!!

Oscar: Sorry. My hands got carried away.

Itsuki: As expected of the gourmet, Oscar…. A bold and artistic flambé!

Emma: No, rather than a flambé that was a disaster…!

Luckily, the fire was extinguished quickly, and I felt relieved.

Emma: W-what a relief… are you doing well, Itsuki?

Itsuki: No problem, I’m adjusting the taste.

Itsuki: Mh… it kind of lacks. Should I try adding some sweetness?

Emma: (…Is it okay?)

Player’s choice: Do you want some help? (+8 sun) // What does it taste like? (+8 moon)*

Emma: What does it taste like?

Itsuki: Seafood, pork ribs, and chicken bone broth were fused together to create a stimulating flavour together with 20 kinds of herbs and spices.

Emma: There’s too much..!?

Itsuki: I see. But it still lacks something. I was thinking of adding some sugar, honey and berry jam.

Emma: (What do I do. I should stop him but this is his cooking…!)

Itsuki: If it comes out well, won’t you try it too?

Emma: EH?

Itsuki: You’re always making a lot of delicious food for me and everyone else. I want to thank you back with food.

Itsuki: I want to see you smile and say “It’s good!”.

Emma: ….Yes. Thank you, Itsuki.

Emma: (I hope Itsuki can become good at cooking through this class.)

As Oscar-san seemed to have calmed down, Cuit came over to see how things were doing.

Cuit: Oscar-san’s cooking has completely turned into charcoal so I can’t taste it… what about you, Itsuki?

Itsuki: You came at the right moment. The simmered dish is complete and I’d like you to try it. (SOMEONE STOP HIM HE’S GONNA KILL CUIT)

music stops

Emma: …!

On the small tasing plate that Itsuki held out, there was something akin to vegetables dyed in a strange color by the broth.

Cuit: Y-yes. You cut the back (of the vegetable) well so it seems that the taste was absorbed really well.

Cuit: Thank you for the m—

Cuit: Uogh—!?!?

Emma: CUIT, ARE YOU OKAY???

Cuit: …..Y-yes. I saw the Eden for a moment, but I’m somehow still alive.

Itsuki: I thought it cooked well and soaked up the flavour… I’m sorry, it’s not to your liking?

Itsuki: …Maybe it wasn’t the sweetness that was lacking but the bitterness? Next time, I should add some chameleon plant. (don’t ask me what this is bc I have no idea)

Emma: (…..The road ahead is a difficult one.)

[kaletalecowboy]

do you have any favorite songs in pjsk?

YEAH i have tons actually (not ordered on how much i like them)

1. infinitely gray: like tbh overlistened this and now i dont listen to this as much but ow when this released the lyrics HIT

2. kanade tomosu sora: i thought this song was like. ok at first but kept listening because the mv art is so pretty like,,, rella’s one of my favorite artists ever tbh and like. the song’s grown on me so much its so good its so?? gentle idk how to put it but it can fix me i think

3.ai nandesu: JINSEI MINNA BAKA KAWAII ARUGA MAMA NII SOU JINRUI SHIJO

4. tricologe: BANGER and also i love the lyrics

5. lower: again, banger

6. cinema: ough this song is so good but again, ive overlistened to it so much,,, also fun fact like, a few months ago i was listening to this song and i was like. wow jean and it gave me. intense jean brainrot i. also thats how i ended up overlistening

7.Nomad: again the lyrics hit live laugh love ena shinonome

8. tondemo wonders: this song makes me feel like im insane but its also super sweet and!! i just love it

9. tera tera: uogh its so good like the vocals and instrumentals and rella art and also the lyrics hrng

10. wordwide wander: its just cute i love it

[illusionaryneil]

ITS LITERALLY THEM SCREAMING RN THAT IS THE EXACT DYNAMIC UOGH

I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically

[ventique18]

Book 7, Chapter 7, Episode 101:

So the DiaRamshackle squad landed in Ignihyde, where they meet the completely aware Idia. They had thought they got out of a dream into the "real world", but it turns out they're just outside of Lilia's dream but still within Malleus' magical domain expansion-- which is Idia's "dream" now. Proof of this is because Sebek's still wearing his armor.

At this point in time, apparently they haven't really conversed with Idia yet. Sebek barely remembers that Idia's the Ignihyde housewarden LOL.

Sebek: "... That's right! I knew I've seen that face before. You're Ignihyde's housewarden! Back at the entrance ceremony, you attended in some sort of board-like thing. This might be the first time I've seen you in proper form."

Sebek: "I am from Diasomnia, First Year, Class D, Seat 33, Sebek Zigvolt!!" WHY IS HE SO ENTHUSIASTIC LMAO

Sebek: "This dopey man right here is Silver. Second Year, from the same dormitory!!" (DOPEY DSJKNDAS HE'S BASICALLY SAYING HE LOOKS HIGH LMAO)

Idia: "Are Malleus and co.'s ears still fine from being blasted by this boombox everyday at close-range..."

Silver: "Everyone, on alert! Idia-senpai, Grim, prefect, get behind me and Sebek!"

AND SO SUDDENLY THEY'RE GETTING ATTACKED??

Idia: "Wuh?! What's this all of a sudden?! Ow, ow! I'm getting crushed between hard muscles and hard armor!"

IDIA????? IS THIS THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE TO BE COMMENTING ON MUSCLES OMFG LMAO

So the "darkness" have come for Idia because they sensed that someone needs to be lulled back to sleep lol.

Grim: "Malleus might pop up again to say "You're awake?"..!"

Sebek: "The "darkness" are fine, though I do not know if we can win against Lord Malleus without Sir Lilia..."

"No, we are ready!"

Sebek: "Whether it be the darkness, or Lord Malleus... We will definitely strike back!!!"

Idia: "Uogh... Wai-- too close... Can't... breathe..!"

HE'S LITERALLY SHAKING BACK AND FORTH HELP

AND THEN SUDDENLY SOMEONE SPEAKS!

???: "About Malleus and the dark shadows... You don't need to worry about them for a while. I think he's spending considerable "resources" trying to get Lilia Vanrouge back to sleep."

Ortho: "Hehe, sorry for making you worry."

Apparently, Ortho's appearing in monitor mode for now because trying to appear as his usual form in Idia's dreams causes some serious errors.

Ortho: "Anyway... Everyone, brother's face is already turning blue from asphyxiation. Can you let him go now?"

So the two let go of him and Idia let's in a HUGE GASP FOR AIR

Idia: "ohh I almost descended to the underworld... Tha-thanks for the save, Ortho..."

So anyway, Sebek starts questioning the two what they mean by Malleus using up resources to put Lilia to sleep. Ortho starts the explanation by recounting events. That during Lilia's farewell party, Malleus put everyone to sleep-- no, froze time and space itself. But Ortho in particular managed to escape from the island through communications satellite. Everyone was shocked because Ortho could do something like that?! Ortho just laughs and says his "peculiarity" was helpful, because while he's not a mage and therefore cannot have a unique magic, he can transmit his "soul" through radio waves.

Sebek: "Loathe as I am to admit... but human advancement in machinery is amazing."

Silver chimes in and praises that Ortho's uniqueness is something they can never attain no matter how hard they train. Ortho moves on, explaining that he went to STYX headquarters and there, they hatched the plan for Ortho to infiltrate Sage Island in order to analyze Malleus' unique magic, Fae of Maleficence.

[so0ppa]

lookin thru my twt & I FORGOT I EVER DREW THISS UOGH DAMN THIS IS LIKE. THE BEST I EVER DREW THEM LMAO TBH