#until she realizes that somehow in the meantime they completely restructured the government
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oh gods it is way too early in the morning for me to be awake (on a saturday no less) but i just downloaded another plunny from The Aether TM and it seems Mines relevant enough that yall might enjoy
for Reasons everyone in Dooku's familie dies when he's still a teen (Jenza maybe only in a coma or smt) and he HAS to take over (also for Reasons)
only. he has no clue.
the only thing he DOES know is that a ruler needs lackeys. loyal officers. something like that (sifo had him watch a period drama the week before, it left an impression)
so he recruits the only people he can think of as his definitely-not-jedi-padawan certainly-loyal-to-a-fault goons: Sifo-Dyas, Jocasta Nu, Lorian Nod and Arath Tarrex (well, Arath just kinda inserted himself there but Dooku can see the merits of having someone who's more of an asshole than him close by. Makes him look bettter, and that's what this all is about, no?)
cue a LOT of shenanigans where five jedi-raised teens suddenly take over a planet's government and proceed to do politics with, like, medium success
at most
but a lot of violence (mostly on Arath's part, he kinda just attracts explosions) to make up for it
oh but they found the dragon in the basement, so that's fun (the serennians are horrified)
#the fic ends with jenza waking up from the coma and taking up the mantle herself#everyone sighs in relief#until she realizes that somehow in the meantime they completely restructured the government#did a bunch of new trade deals#are feared pirate hunters#became part of the mandalorian empire (that wasnt there before what happened)#half the castle is now a gigantic library#the guards never werr trained better#theres ominous graffity on the walls the servants insist are important prophecies (about soup. mostly)#and THERE IS A DRAGON IN THE GARDEN WTF#me writing#i might write this at some point#or if someone feels really called to this (wink wink nudge nudge) i COULD give this plunny away#i GUESS#WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE (i ccannot afford more plumnies what am i doing)#random boli thoughts#star wars#sifo dyas#yan dooku#count dooku#arath tarrex#lorian nod#⛏️⛏️⛏️
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