#unsolicited life updates that you definitely dont need

[geodethecrow]

headache gang rise up

or maybe not, let's all lie down quietly in the dark

[geodethecrow]

yippeee :D

i have internet dad now

hai can i be one of your children

you seem like a cool person :)

absolutely! welcome to the family kiddo :]

[geodethecrow]

time to go cry in the basement because my dad wouldn't open the egg jar for me

[geodethecrow]

ah yes I love getting misgendered when I literally have my pronouns on my name tag :[

[geodethecrow]

what if i just. went back to sleep and did absolutely Nothing today. what then

[geodethecrow]

I have successfully eaten a decent amount of ice cream with chopsticks >:]

why? because I can

[geodethecrow]

ow fuck my ankles hurt what the hell body >:[

[geodethecrow]

going on a date with my lovely calculator! it's our six-month anniversary ☺️

[geodethecrow]

"it's raining :)" and "it's raining :(" can and should and do coexist. example a: me rn

[geodethecrow]

get me out of this classroom i fucking hate it here i hate mr. [teacher] with a burning passion

[geodethecrow]

I have now successfully peeled and destemed one entire generic white mushroom

[geodethecrow]

oughh my back hurts I am Sitting In The Wrong Way

[geodethecrow]

guy who's proud of itself voice: I did my stats homework that's due today!!

[geodethecrow]

I'm so genderfuckery right now

just a totally genderless being standing here in slacks and a polo (and binder) with their mother's skirt and their cloak over it. and a plastic baby in the buttonhole of the polo cuz chaos

I'm being agender so hard I've looped back around to being multiple genders at once

[geodethecrow]

im just out here absolutely raw dogging sleep because the Clothes Textures are Too Much

[geodethecrow]

mimba . . .

i don't mimber how to play . . .