#unsolicieted ship opinion

[bigowlenergy]

so nobody asked me about teddy ghost [MUCH better name than swagger bishie] but ive had a full 180 Thought on it not being an annoying bullyXvictim ship, so here it is anyway:

That not-phantom street brawler au that  @creamcloud0  and i played with.

dash and paulina have massive crushes on hot ghosts guys that they bond over while getting reamed by the rest of the A-listers and the guys on the team for being monsterfuckers. and after a while dash realizes that like. he actually is? he accepts it and starts getting into human/monster romance movies on his and kwans weekly movie night and his best friend is like. buddy, i support u. i will wingman for u so hard bro. i will flag a ghost down behind the haunted kmart for u bro. i love u bro. but thats a good way to actually for real die, so maybe dont?

and anyway, dash figures actual ghosts are off limits but still really hot so he just starts looking at the more supernatural people in amity itself and. maybe he figures he’ll shoot his shot with jazz again - shes got ghost hunter parents, thats pretty cool. but while hes trying to flirt with her he catches sight of danny death staring him down with glowing enraged ghost eyes from across the hall and just. shuts down. hes used to ignoring or mocking the other fentons supernatural bullshit due to sheer familiarity, but this time it actually makes him fumble everything he’s holding and just. total hard crush. instant puppy love. CANNOT stop thinking about that time in chem when danny pulled out a stuck test tube stopper with his teeth and cracked it in half. or that time when he pile drove ember into the pavement and won.

like. he keeps up fucking with danny constantly just to rile him up and get him to go a little feral on dash. danny tells him to fuck off finally and dash blurts out ‘make me’ in front of god and the janitor and everybody. never lives it down.

and that makes danny go ‘oh i can work with this’ and starts messing back. is just being mean spirited and getting some petty revenge at first, teasing him with it, but the first time he really shows his teeth dash fucking swoons. and dannys like. .....i am being seen as not only attractive, but desirable BC of my monstrous traits, not in spite of them??? does not compute. gets to really be himself fully like how he can only be with tucker n sam n jazz and really loves the genuine relief of it.

dash landed the next best thing to a full ghost anyway. and dash is still kind of an asshole whos all for the Hot Big Feral Monster shit and gives danny less flack for his less than perfect moral compass and the constant ghost fist fights at odd hours.

just. accomplice/cheerleader dash egging danny on while he goes batshit insane on technus on a tuesday. the epitome of that ‘i got ur flower, kick his ass babe’ post.

they are, hands down, the weirdest couple in amity.

fini