#unreality-escape

[unreality-escape]

gordon ramsey: *walks into tumblr* oh that's a collection of posts about me, oh for fucks sake. where is the CEO i need to have a word with them, fucks sake tumblr this place is going under

literally my favorite type of tweet

[unreality-escape]

NEW JOOOB!!!

GOT A JOB WITH THE SI (supernatural integration)!!! they fight against hunters and others against supernaturals. as someone with cerebal time curse, volunteering could help out hundreds of non-liminal beings!

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

[carnage-cathedral]

breathe in. blow it out. wait for it to go away

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[unreality-escape]

To Breathe. When The Moon Screams At Your Presence, What Is Life? BREATHS. To Shoot The Machine.

(I have no memory of reblogging this. How odd. I wonder why I did that? idk did I say smth tell me)

breathing organism

[unreality-escape]

i hate when ppl don't clean their summoning blood. like. this is why I have the umber plague. if you're gonna do a summoning do it RIGHT goodness sakes! even worse when it's a Corrupt. REALLY. just gonna LEAVE IT THERE. stinking up the floor?

[bachelor-buttons]

How to Avoid Musical Zombies

Is your small Michigan town dealing with a sinister type of infection? Have your friends caught the singing bug? Follow these tips to escape from your friends-turned-singing-zombie attackers and live to see the next scene!

Stay quiet. Singing, and really any type of noise, attracts the infected. The zombies rely more on sound than on sight, but staying hidden is important too.

If approached by multiple singing zombies, keep moving from place to place. The attackers will be delayed by set changes, buying you some time.

If in a one-on-one situation, place objects (like chairs or stools) between you and the zombie. The zombie will pause what they are doing to deliver a portion of their song while standing on the object in their path. This may allow for escape.

Don't let your attackers spot any kind of weakness, emotional or otherwise. Scare them off with shows of confidence and power.

Whatever you do, DO NOT attempt to join the singing. This is allowing the spores a pathway into your mind, putting you at an exponential risk for infection.

I am Dan Reynolds, and this has been an informational PSA. Stay safe, Hatchetfield.

[unorcadox]

maybe this road will take me home ... wherever that is

[unreality-escape]

Yes, I love these! I find them outside my house, all over the doorsteps!

Yosuke Amemiya

[euphorictruths]

Night Migration- Jean Giraud (Moebius)

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

“left you to rot” catra stans will never stop villanizing adora for something she didn’t do, will they?

[sourscratched]

thinking about her

[thatsbelievable]

[allmightyscroll-swag]

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @onejellyfishplease RIGHT NOW!!! (/LH)

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY SO COOL ITS UNREAL AND IM SO GLAD I CAN HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND YIPEE!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE AGED!!!!

[stinklebug]

GOT TO SEE CHAI LIVE!!! IT WAS FUCKIN RAD!!!!

[unreality-escape]

That was me, I did that. Arrest me? Hah! Fools. The great God Zorphileuisaoidusaodjaskdj shall protect my every move. Also, my house has mysteriously changed positions! Take... that, I guess!

ALL HAIL KERMIT

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality