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CURRENTLY ASK-ABLE: - Unpleasant - Infected (Plez oversees the questions, though.)

(Before cut is In-Character.)

Hiii! Helloooo!

Hello!!!!!! Hehe, thiz iz actually super weird trying to write an intro-- give me a minute.

So, HIII!!!!!!! I'm Unpleasant! That'z not a joke, that iz literally my name. There'z no "deep reason" behind it, it iz literally just what people refer to me az. But, if that'z too weird, I do also go by Unplez or Plez for short.

Uh, pronounz? I don't really care, actually. I don't have a set gender, I've never really met a gradient who doez. That being said, since I started hanging with Infected I have been called he and she specifically a lot... so if it'z easiest for you, just roll with the crowd.

Right, so... the blog. Thatz thiz blog, haha! Well, the easy answer iz I waz super bored, Infected can suck a huge ####, and I like talking about myself! But... I kind of suck at talking in general, so I guess I'll type and answer questionz about myself.

BUT KNOW MY BOUNDARIEZ BEFORE YOU ASK QUESTIONZ! 👇👇👇

(Below cut is Out-Of-Character.)

To those who know me: Good to see you're still stickin' with me! I promise I will make an effort to make this blog much less of a dumpster fire like the last one.

And to those who are only now coming across this blog: Hello! My name is Hex. You don't have to call me "Mod Hex", or anything, just "Hex" will do. I'm the only guy running this thing here. I'll talk more about myself soon, because oversharing is what I do best.

Blog-Context

So, if it wasn't obvious enough from the intro, this is an ask/rp blog for the Unpleasant Gradient from Regretevator, but specifically in the context of the plez-centric au I have created for him. Or, well, the "AU" in question is actually just some freaky amalgamation of all my fucked up headcanons, which means...

I AM NO LONGER DOING DIRECT BLOG ASSOCIATIONS! Really sorry about that, I love my friends with all my heart but if I wanna keep consistency, I'm gonna have to "write the story" on my own. However, I do want to give full credit to my friends @sk8tr1101 and @party-noob for some major concepts involving Unpleasant, especially Audrey who already has some awesome ideas herself. Go check them both out!

MAIN TAGS:

#unpl3zansw3rz - Asks

#unpl3zrambl3z - Non-ask related posts/reblogs

#unpl3zlor3 - Plot points and similar

#ooc - Out-of-character post

OTHER TAGS (to be updated):

(nothing yet, hehe)

Blog-Owner

So hiiii, I'm Hex. If I can be bothered, out-of-character posts will either have the #ooc tag, be in purple text, or be signed off with my name. I'd prefer if you refer to me using he/it pronouns, thnx!

I'd also like you all to keep in mind I am 17 years old, therefore a minor, and even if I wasn't 17 I do not appreciate NSFW/Explicit jokes towards me, ESPECIALLY if you don't know me. It's one thing when you're my very close friends or my partner, it's another thing when you are a stranger on the internet asking me things I should not have to answer.

My other accounts are: @hexexists - my main blog, if you receive notifications from this account, please know it is just me! @hexational - my regretevator blog @geometricgiovanni - a Jeremy ask/rp blog set in the same universe as this one! Please note, however, that in the context of this blog, Unpleasant is not aware of the blog nor would he like to be.

Ask/RP-Boundaries

Let's start off by reiterating that I AM NOT OKAY WITH NSFW/EXPLICIT ASKS IN ANY CAPACITY! Sick of getting them, they're repetitive and annoying. Asking safe-for-work questions involving Unpleasant's anatomy is one thing, but I am not responding to ANYTHING involving genetalia.

ALSO! I am very unlikely to respond to things that is either hard to make a unique drawing for or don't progress the story (unlocking "lore" and such). I'm watching your ass, Mango, I know what you like to do (/lh). Joke asks are still okay, you don't *have* to progress story, but please keep in mind my "criteria" for answering asks when sending them. A clean inbox gives me a clear mind. I do not like notifications.

Shipping content: Shipping content is okay, but I don't care much for romance personally and so will likely not play much into it. Please don't push anything, I guess, and nothing that promotes proshipping or any kind of literally illegal pairing. If you dislike any direction taken ship-wise for this blog, then block me and move on with your day.

Roleplaying: While I'd prefer to not be in direct contact with other rp blogs, I am totally cool with roleplaying side stories and stuff, interactions and such! Please keep in mind though, Unpleasant in this is not a very social person, so you're probably not going to get the reaction you want.

Also! I think OCs are super cool and am happy to respond/interact with them as well! However,

PLEASE DON'T SEND YOUR GRADIENT OCS TO THIS ACCOUNT IF YOU WANT ME TO DRAW THEM! Please instead send them to @hexational! A lot of people were sending me their Gradient ocs to the previous Unpleasant account, and as much as I love seeing Gradient ocs and Gradient sonas, I'd love to be able to draw them, and if you are just asking an opinion on them and not an in-character ask or a genuine question involving other gradients I'd much prefer you send them to the account previously tagged!

That's pretty much all I can think of! Sorry for the long post, I just have a lot to say hehe

Lots of love, - Hex

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(OHHHHH THANK FUCKING GOD, HE HAZ NO SPACIAL AWARENESS)

sends you through a portal to a room full of different version of unpleasant’s (from the other ask blogs in here- lmaoooo)

YOU ALL ARE AWFULLY OBSESSED WITH MULTIVERSES !

OH WELL, SO LONG AS I DON'T RUN INTO THE PARTICULAR UNPLEASANT I KNOW, THERE'S HONESTLY NO PROBLEM ! LET THE UGLY THINGS RUN WILD, I SAY !

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is that sceneboy you live with single

Huh... I don't know, actually. Let me ask.

... yeah, no. You DO NOT want him.

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1. Have you and Infected ever fought?

2. Are you and Infected actually living together?

3. What's your general opinions on Lampert?

((Also yes Unpleasent colored writing))

For the first question: yeah. Infected and I fight all the time. Except, well most of the time it'z me taunting him and him responding. Y'know, despite how that guy actz, he iz sure az hell easy to piss off. Super funny.

Second question: uh, technically? For the first few weekz, Infected waz desperate to get me out of hiz house. But now, we've come to a compromise: I cook for him, and he letz me sleep on his couch. Yeah, turnz out he can't cook for shit, and I cook az a hobby, sooooooo.....

Third question: he'z pretty cool. If I wasn't a wuss, I'd totally consider uz friendz. Sometimez he even comez to apartment to specificially visit me!

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what does lampert visit for?

Express hiz hatred for me.

Okay, that'z an exaggeration. He iz usually checking up on me to make sure I'm actually doing the thingz I said I'd do for him. Because I don't clean, he thinkz I'm slacking. It'z a pain in my ass, honestly.

But... I get it. I get he'z just stressed. He doesn't mean to be angry, he doesn't mean to be so persistent... he'z just worried over Kasper. And honestly? If it weren't for him, I'd probably be making an actual effort to move out of thiz garbage dump.

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bro are your parents even like…your real biological parents…..did your mom pop you out of her womb or are gradients born in another way??? Are you adopted??

Okay so, we gradientz don't exactly give birth in a way. I call my mom "mom" because that'z what she wanted me to call her, but the truth iz that she and uh, Flo, my other "parent", used equal partz to make me.

See, gradientz aren't exactly born as they are created.

Two gradientz, like my parentz for example, take a piece of themself and mix it with the other.

The piecez merge and blend in order to create a new gradient of variouz colourz loosely similar to the gradientz who created it.

Colourz aren't the only thing you get from your parentz. Since colourz work super weird, you're much more likely to get other traitz -- like my mom, Candy, tastez like... y'know, candy, I taste like black liquorice.

Or at least, that'z what I waz told happenz... I don't actually have anything on common with Flo... maybe that'z why he didn't like me growing up?

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both of you are LOSERS

Hey, don't be mean ...

0w, h3Y-! Ow, hey-!

... to Infected! It'z not hiz fault he'z gross!

WuT?? O-o

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hey

what about dis?

this is like a really fucked up family reunion

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how did cat become green pink brown creature

uh, i cant answer you that, but i can tell you how i, the green-pink-brown creature, become the cat

so first, i need to get really compact, so i need to focuz all of my energy

next, my body will get reaaally hot, which allowz me to actually melt down into the form. the smaller i get, the darker my colours become, as they all end up mixing together

since i used to do thiz often, itz basically become muscle memory

and then, im a cat again! i cant do this for long though, anymore... like i said before, it iz exhausting to hold this form now

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how did Infected find out you can purr??

Ugh....

He waz trying to wake me up. I sleep on the floor, and I guess I waz in hiz way or something.

Obviously, I'm a heavy sleeper, and he waz trying to not SHAKE ME VIOLENTLY, so.... uurrghhhhhhhhh

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Does it hurt to take pieces of you out of you?

Nope, but it iz DEEPLY uncomfortable! It kind of feelz like taking slime out of your hair. Maybe that'z just because I'm covered in... "hair", actually...

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hey Infected, how's Lampy?

w4t? w4iT, w4T? what? wait, what?

"L4mPy"? d0 w3 3vEn kn0 4 L4mPY--?? "Lampy"? Do we even know a Lampy--??

- They're talking about Lampert, jackass.

....... "-.-

- ... You know. The LAMP?

0HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! L4mP-gUY wh0 K33pS sh0W1nG up @ m41 H0usE! Y3h, h3's c00l. W1sH h3 ST0ppEd SPr4y1nG m3 4nD pusH1nG m3 Aw4Y w1Th a ruL3r, th0UGh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lamp-guy who keeps showing up at my house! Yeah, he's cool. Wish he stopped spraying me and pushing me away with a ruler, though.

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" w- why 1s th3r3 4n0th3r 0n3...? 1sn't f0ur 3n0ugh??? why 4 f1th 0n3!? 😭 "

(why is there another one? isn't four enough? why a fith one!?)

pfft, wtf are YOU on about??? five plez'z, therez only ONE of me--

- helloooo!:) - WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU--????

(other plez art by my platonic wife @vampiartz plzplzplz go give them a follow he draws so cool)

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unpleasant does infected know u were cat before or not?

and uhhh......id kind of like to keep it that way.

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why’d you decide to stop pretending to be some cat? wouldn’t it be easier that way?

being "Poptart" iz ####ing EXHAUSTING. when i shrink my body, i'm just compressing it into a smaller space, and compressing myself like that causes me to overheat and start literally melting.

keep in mind-- i waz doing thiz on and off for monthz, and itz tough to get away from infected in hiz own home, so it got increasingly harder to take breakz. there came i point i couldn't even hold the form for an hour a day, and had to hide from infected in the hopez he didn't figure anything out. so, i just... stopped altogether. thank GOD infected iz stupid.

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is there a kind of affection you prefer over hugging?

literally anything else

i dunno, hugz make me really nervouz. also, too much touch overwhelmz me