#unpack but we literally look like rockslide and barbie ohhh i’m sick to my Stomach
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Should i DM him guys 5 hours passed since this woke me up. 5 hours and 6 minutes … who’s counting. He has 1.6M followers he won’t even see it and i will be normal of course. Now more than ever i am pissed awf that i am so adamant abt not being an ig baddie like my aqua friend said and i quote “u don’t even have to log in i’ll do the business for u i just need u on ig” imagine how easy would it be to dm these hoes.
guys rmr my bodybuilder crush LOL CONVERSION THERAPY DREAM ALERT…… well had a dream i killed a friend - had to take anxiety meds bc i was afraid of getting caught. I had to take three big ass pills and i didn’t have a drop of water. so i’m the middle of a mall i see bodybuilder drinking water (one gulp left) and i come up to him and ask him for it and he’s like of course you want me to spit into ur mouth for the rest and i was like yes please. And he did 🙏 to help me swallow my pills 🙏… now i want his babies #REAL if u see me changing my ig pfp just know i DMed him on instagram and mind your business truly. and pray he answers obviously.
#the way he looks like rockslide and when i was young i had his figure LMFAO and i made all my barbie’s and bratz be his wives… Much to#unpack but we literally look like rockslide and barbie ohhh i’m sick to my Stomach#if u are curious who am talking abt should i be nice and tell u his username… it’s mr taffy shizzylifts… 🙏#now u know my type in men is just him and jeonghan like whoah if that doesn’t scream ur gay idk what does LMFAOOOOOOOOOO#tt
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