#unless you're specifically trying to speak to it being some form of kink

[lighthouseborn]

this is. random from me blog browsing and seeing posts on blogs i don't follow and it's not supposed to be a Vague Post™ but is technically a vague post because i'm not speaking to these people directly but listen----- the way some of you talk about, like. you will go "my character likes fat girls" (and you will say things like 'the pudge' and 'the chub' which is like. i dunno fine i guess but a little uncomfy to me.) and it's. like. i know where you're coming from with the posts and what you're trying to say and for that it's again like... fine but it flirts with being fetishization so badly and i'm not sure how many people know that.

[husbandohunter]

A Small Predicament [Baby Genshin x Reader]

Characters: Scaramouche, Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Xiao, Zhongli, Albedo

Synopsis: Cursed for a week, the boys either have to live with it or find a cure as soon as possible. You on the otherhand hoped otherwise.

(A/n): It only takes ONE glance for me to start having ideas. It was twelve in the morning yall, enjoy~

Oh here's part 2

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Scaramouche

• "Oh you shrank? I couldn't tell-"

• Threatens that he will murder you to pieces and burn your remains but his voice was so squeaky and high pitched (voice crack) that you couldn't help but burst into a tearful laughter. 

• Its payback time  Bully him, take his hat and hover it above his head. Truthfully, without his hat Scaramouche looks like a little schoolboy. Overall less intimidating.

• Tries glaring. Cute. He's really bratty as a kid, sitting on a high chair (which you had to help him get on) and demanding his servants to do his bidding. In reality, his personality never changed. You realized that even as a grown up he still acts like this (bratty kid in a grown man body).

• The curse made his week a living hell. Signora had the audacity to pull his ear when he misbehaves. Childe constantly messes with his hair while giving head pats and the WORST of all, pinching his cheeks. Scaramouche never wanted to commit arson so bad in his life.

• Eventually finds a cure so he doesn't have to deal with it anymore and orders everyone to never speak of it again. Though, he's plotting how he'll get revenge on everyone who made fun of him using the very same curse (You better run).

~~x~~

Diluc

• "Oh…Oh my! Diluc you're just so cute!" 

• Diluc grimaces as you glomp him in this state. How can you help it? With his head so small it makes his hair all the more fluffier! His coat no longer fits him to the point the sleeves had made past his fingertips. He tried wielding his claymore again, only to lose balance and fall flat onto his bum

• (insert kid voice "Retribution!") Did I mention the babyface?

• Diluc tries to act as if everything was normal, acting like the Darknight hero and Mondstadt's Tycoon but fun-sized. He couldn't. There was no way people would take him seriously in business meetings. Same with fighting abyss mages, his smaller form was too much of a disadvantage. Thus you ended up doing most of his paperwork.

• One time you caught him sitting on the floor couldn't reach his office desk  while reading away the various books for a cure. It was three in the morning. You told him it was way past his bedtime and he argues saying when did he ever have a curfew schedule. In the end you managed to convince him and he begrudgingly obliges.

• The type to NOT ask for help even when it's obvious that he really needs it. Before he was the one who helped you reach things from the top shelves, oh how the tables have turned. He avoids Kaeya like a plague unless he was in it for another round of funny remarks. When he wanted to go out and get some fresh air, you insisted on accompanying him. Worst mistake in his life. A travelling merchant bumps into you and commented that you had a very cute son. Diluc was mortified.

• The day ended up with him sulking in his room. Although it was tempting, you resisted from cooing over his adorable form after days of treating him like a child. It wasn't because you were teasing him, Diluc just works so hard that you wanted to spoil him a bit. At least he could still play a game of chess with you.

• When things went back to normal, Diluc ensures that you will NOT see him as your son.

~~x~~

Kaeya

• "Well look who it is, my little Prince Kaeya~"

• Tries really hard not be bothered by it at all. Kaeya still maintains his suave facade, throwing in a couple of flirting lines here and there (and forcing his voice to go a few octaves too low in which puberty has yet to occur HA). Though no matter what approach, he couldn't ignore the sparkling mischievious glint in your eye. You were obviously not taking him seriously.

• Things couldn't get any worse. He lost his masculine physique and boob window, he wasn't able to go to certain places without supervision. But the worst thing of all was that he was underaged. Kaeya hated the fact he couldn't drink anymore, he even insisted you to sneak him a few bottles (which you refused) and had to settle with plain beverages such as fruit juice (what an insult). He was never really grounded since his childhood days but he certainly felt like he was grounded now. 

• Kaeya still kisses you on the lips whether you like it or not. If you ask him to sit on your lap, he will find a way to turn the position into his favour such as resting his face between your breasts. You're not gonna treat him like a kid, nuh-uh, he actively avoids it.

• Since his personality still remains, Kaeya is a naughty child. He will use his innocent appearance to sway people (even you) to get what he wants. That was how he was able to take a sip of the wine he stole somewhere (he wouldn't tell you). Diluc scolded him heavily and threatened to ban him from drinking from his Tavern for a week (they ended up arguing, Kaeya being the passive aggressive little shit he is).

• He was extremely relieved to return back to his normal form again. He has so much to catch up (specifically his bedtime activities with you *wink wonk*)

~~x~~

Child(e)

• "Hmmm to be honest, this actually suits you very much."

• Unlike the other boys, Childe was completely okay with it. Turns out that YOU were the one who was not going to be okay. If you thought taking care of Teucer was energy-draining then expect Childe to take that tenfold and beyond.

• You've officially became his full-time babysitter who is in desperate need of a raise (and rest). You can't take your eyes off of him and archons forbid that he will ever meet Klee. One point he'll be running ahead by your side and the next you'll find him getting himself in a 1vs7 situation with some shady looking treasure hoarders. Childe genuinely thinks he could take them on but the curse downgraded his abilities. You carried him and barely made out of it alive. (This made you ponder whether the best solution would be to strap him against a chair for the time being…)

• Childe being a child will eat all the candies and ice cream he pleases. You wonder if the curse also turned him a few years back or was it that he acts like this simply because he wanted to (it was the latter). He loves being spoiled, spoiled by you! Childe demands your full attention, spoon-feeding his meals, back rubs and head pats. Yep, he's definitely doing this on purpose.

• Did he just call you 'mommy'? (Childe has mommy kink confirmed).  He has so much energy that it was exhausting, you literally had to drag him away from what ever he was doing in order to get him to bed. "No Childe, your sleeping time is 9p.m stop whining." He bargained that he'll sleep if you sleep beside him (you didn't get any sleep. You knew what he was planning. In the end, you tried to make sure he didn't sneak out behind your back.)

• Finally you were able to get out of that hell-hole. Childe promised to make it up to you, you deserve it after all~

~~x~~

Small (aka Xiao)

• "Did you know in the Liyuean language, Xiao translates to small?" You didn't say that out loud. Not when he's this angry (this angy)

• He just stands there, crossing his arms and grumbling. You were hesitant to touch him in case he might hiss at you. Xiao has always been short, maybe an inch taller than you, but seeing him like this made you think 'my almighty yaksha can't be this cute♡'

• He gets mad when you no longer call his name for help. How could you? He's just so precious~ Xiao makes it clear that no matter what form he takes, it doesn't make him weak ("Adepti and you mortals are nothing alike." Or so he says but you could tell he wasn't running as fast as he used to because…small legs). You may not comment on it aloud but he can tell just by the look on your face and it irritates him.

• Also the type to not ask for help but worse. Xiao is an agressive little kid, he seems as if he'll be willing to bite someone's finger off if they try to pet him (He gives strong cat vibes, so thats understandable). His spear was too big for him to wield so he often has to put it away or else he might knock someone over with it. Xiao hates being short so you'll be hearing him complain alot.

• Since he was an adepti, he didn't need to sleep however, the curse must have brought down his power by a significant amount to the point you DID catch him napping. You almost swooned out loud just by taking a glance upon his face. For once he didn't wear his signature grumpy look. Xiao appears like a normal child, one full of innocence. His snoring was soft and breathly but that just meant he was deep asleep. (You wished to take a picture). 

• Of course, everything had to come to an end (much to your disappointment), he still complains about the incident to this day.

~~x~~

Zhongli

• How is it possible for a baby to still look so handsome? (Must be his godly abilities)

• Zhongli is unfazed by this 'curse' since his past lives have already taken many forms. Though for some reason whenever he walks down the streets of Liyue, young girls, mothers, ladies all come him was and start complimenting him and gushing over him (he was suffocating). They'd squeeze him tight or squish his cheeks, it only takes once glance before the little girls start blushing and hiding behind their moms.

• Needless to say, despite what form he is in, Zhongli is still able to get free stuff. He got some free candies and some free kites to play with. You had to help him carry his items. Zhongli ends up tripping too much because his tailcoat reached his feet (he decided to just take it off. You had to hold that too). Seems like he can have anyone do things for him in the end HA.

• He still got that drippy voice and you're just like ???? "What on Teyvat Zhongli, you're a kid." This is why you can't see him as one, its nearly impossible.

• Actively avoids Hu Tao and Childe. Once Hu Tao caught sight of him and chased him for hours, he couldn't stay in one spot knowing that she might just pop out of no where. Childe still spoils him, however Zhongli feels irritated by the fact the only things Childe buys him toys (its different when other people do it.)

• Everytime you guys go back strolling through Liyue, you had to hold his hand in case more women come swarming hin again. You swear that at this rate he might get kidnapped because hes just such a beautiful baby.

• Zhongli learned an important lesson after his curse was lifted: no matter how many years he lives throughout  never take a form of a child.

~~x~~

Albedo

• You find him buried beneath a pile of books and had to dig him out before he suffocates.

• Albedo has the cutest eyes, they're big and round full of curiosity and they sparkle too (he has the prettiest eyes out of everyone tbh). He is the only person who is fascinated by this outcome and immediately goes in the wild to test out his new physique. 

• He was always curious why Klee T-poses when she runs so he decided to try it out himself. She was thrilled to find out that she now has a little brother to play with. In the end, Albedo indulges in the games she always wanted to play but couldn't because he was too old: princess dress up tea parties.

• You felt many things when you saw Albedo wearing a frilly gown and a plastic tiara tucked on his head. Deep down you knew regardless of what gender Albedo was still pretty. Klee even had the guts to redo his hair and hardly anyone was able to recognize it was him at all. He has pigtails, PIGTAILS! You made sure to burn that image into the very depths of your mind forever.

• The only advantage was the he was ablw to fit through small spaces, other than that, being small was way too inconvenient. He knocked down a few of his potion bottles which damaged the floor (thankfully not him) because they were lethal (he wonders how Klee was able to not injure herself when using bombs). You carried him and lifted him to alot of places such as trudging through the snow because Albedo would surely fall on his face due to his small form.

• Enough was enough, he only lasted a day with this and decided to just make a potion and put an end to the curse once and for all. 

[yanderelovebites]

Poly! Yandere Headcanons: KiriBaku

- As we all know, Katsuki is the aggressive and possessive Yandere while shark daddy here is the affectionate and overly protective Yandere. You can count on them to be well balanced. While Katsuki can be much, Kirishima knows how to take some attention away or at least make it easy for you to handle it. Sometimes you forget Kirishima is a Yandere until you ask for...certain...things.

- Bakugou is the Dom in this relationship. He is extremely hard to even get into the dual role, much less a submissive role. Kirishima is the Dual and you're the submissive. Have fun.

- To be honest, it started out as you all went and had a karaoke night and you convinced Bakugou to tag along. You guys had fun and later at Kirishima's got drunk off your arses and called each other hot and all fucked while drunk. You all thought it would remain a one night stand, a funny story to tell later in life. Then Kirishima kept thinking about which he spoke to Bakugou about it and you couldn't be bothered to say your actual feelings. In fact, Mina pushed you to talk to them... or she would destroy your yaoi manga.

- sure, alone they're not too bad but then you put them together? Ehh. Okay first of all, you are safe from any harm. Bakugou would never lay a hand on you like that and Kirishima isn't like that at all. However, they will be on the same page when they want you to themselves but Bakugou will call his bs of being overprotective here and there, while Kirishima will do the same when Bakugou is a little too possessive. Remember, you aren't the only one dealing with some bs, they are too.

- Bakugou will be quick to threaten things you enjoy from materialistic to family, while Kirishima isn't one to use your shit against you, but his own. You're such a softy. He is king of guilt tripping and honestly? Bakugou and you both melt every fucking time.

- Kirishima will be against the killing cause like most Poly relationships, everything is supposed to be equal, therefore this applies to him too.

- you weren't kidnapped. You were actually a willing person in this because you were pushed by others and you guys worked things out to be together. You, not used to these types of relationships, thought their possessiveness and protectiveness was normal since many wouldn't get the picture. They didn't have to go to extra lengths to get you all to move in together.

- With these guys, escape is possible but ignore class 1-A afterwards and find the next flight out of the area as soon as possible. If not, recapture would at most take two days. Bakugou doesn't fuck around and Kirishima's tears are all the motivation he needs to try harder.

- Typically if it's a punishment for behavior, they will both verbally abuse you, Bakugou may slap you if Kirishima doesn't see it coming first. An escape punishment is filled with demeaning vulgar words and ultimately them having their way with you, doing whatever they want–especially if you're not into certain kinks.

- After behavior punishment, at first, they won't try comforting you but upon being a danger to yourself, whether that be starving yourself or self Harm, they'll start comforting you in a way that still makes it a punishment but eases you into aftercare. You're theirs, they can't just let you enter such a state. Typically this aftercare is done by sandwiching you between them with continued words of abuse into sweeter things or things that remind you they love you either way. May fuck You 'gently' to further this sentiment. Normal aftercare is soft and you'll love every minute. They'll ask you questions and compliment you and give you snuggles. After an escape punishment, Bakugou will still be pissed at you and leave you there but Kirishima will take care of you. He'll make excuses for Bakugou and comfort you. He'll say you were good and will bathe you. Bakugou will have calmed down by now and once you're in bed he'll cuddle with you and won't say anything, but he will hold you close and play with your hair. Then Bakugou's aftercare literally happens the next morning. Expect breakfast in bed and being spoiled! He won't apologize but actions speak louder than words, right?

- When it comes to you, they don't complain about who they kill, they just do it. Kirishima will be picky but gives up cause of Bakugou. They quick though.

- If Bakugou snaps, good luck to you both. He won't snap out of it easily and it usually involves him losing control of his emotions where he will hit you and Kirishima. Kirishima will protect you with his body and when he can't, he will comfort you. He's fine taking the pain as long as you're okay. Bakugou will eventually realize what he's doing and finally go back to normal but at what point is unclear. He will, however, need some supervision. If Kirishima is the one to snap, Bakugou won't stop it for a bit. He will calm you down if things start getting too much. Bakugou will also make a count in his head cause eventually his ass is going to find you shouldn't be crying every time Kirishima gives you affection. He will give a good punch and explosion and that typically 'wakes' Kirishima up. Kirishima will go back and forth between spoiling you two and calling himself despicable for two weeks until you and Bakugou do something. If both of them snap... well... you start hiding and begin self harm. It will be a comfort and at this point any form of comfort is welcome. If they find out, you will snap back and attempt to take your life then and there. This is typically when Kirishima will finally get to his senses and stop you. From here, it follows a similar story for when it's just Bakugou who snapped but Kirishima is scared to leave you alone and you're extremely depressed. He will knock this out sooner, however, because he f*cking loves you and Kirishima. Hearing Kirishima blow up about your mental condition will bring him to his senses and then the healing sessions typically end in them shopping.... you literally end up with 50+ oversized hoodies usually.

- they're sexual. They can't help themselves but Kirishima does try to make sure to keep his urges in moderation and attempt to help Bakugou control what's in his f*cking pants.

- They will force themselves on you for specific reasons. Usually it's as punishment, but Kirishima does it occasionally in hopes of you going along with it buuuuut won't go all the way without consent. Normally Katsuki would but Kirishima is there to calm his horses so typically it is just a punishment.

- creampies, breeding, light bondage, daddy kink, pet play, sensory, stealth, and biting are the kinks they use that you're fine with.

- The root of their affection comes from one word. Cuddles. They will cuddle all day and not want to move unless one of you gets hungry. They will give you kisses and shit too but cuddles are their forte.

- Once you develop Stockholm Syndrome, damn do these two spoil you. They let you get whatever cute outfit you want but they limit if it's more of a household outfit vs going out outfit. Their  extremely dominant side comes out because you're timid or rebellious nature has died at this point. Your behavior honestly is the biggest change and if it weren't for a few murders here and there, you'd call life normal.

[sexguru69]

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