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gideonisms · 2 years

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men were always wanting me to be their sugar baby when I was a customer service manager too. first of all at this point I'm 27. secondly I was never going to get rich but I made a living wage there. thirdly if I was interested in even interacting with a man he would know I promise. Fourthly are you one of the 3 different 35 yr old college professors I've had a crush on? No? Then don't talk to me

#that's just the ones who were men. there are 3-5 more who were women #unless you have a lingering smoking habit from undergrad an enthusiasm for niche topics a dad bod and an ability to debate topics then. nex #i think it's the fact they aren't allowed to flirt with me they have to answer my questions #god it's so sexy when a man ethically can't have sex with me #we're not unpacking any of that btw

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