#unless ofc i make these at 3am and forget

[dismas-n-dismay]

Over and Over - Rio Romeo ur not telling me she didnt think of the first time she met falin and her beauty as she recreated her in that same image of purity and kindness, piece by piece get out of here

[whorefordazai]

Hey bae! Just wanted to request headcanons of Chuuya with a fem s/o that's like really tomboyish (Hates dresses, aggressive, cusses way too much for her own good, got into fights alot growing up, wears boy clothes) I looked up to my brother alot growing up and ended up taking alot of his,,er,,habits lol ofc if you're busy you can put this req off<33 anyways goodbye and take care of yourself

Thanks for requesting! I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH JDJESK. Take care of yourself too shawty💗

Chuuya with a fem! tomboy s/o

genre: fluff

warnings: mentions of sex.

You immediately attracted Chuuya’s attention.

It wasn’t even sexual at first; he just kinda stared at you wide eyed because you had just picked a fight with a few guys.

And you had won😝

Watching you throw strong punches at the guys stomach while he groaned in pain...Chuuya tried to stop himself from clapping and cheering you on😳

You two would unironically start to hang out. It was never planned, you two just saw each other at the most convenient times.

When he first realized he was attracted to you, he’d be like “Why ? How? What was the reason? What have I gotten myself into ಠ_ಠ”

He was well refined, a man with exquisite taste in clothing, was a fucking Port Mafia executive, and yet...he hung out with you.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re absolutely badass and hot asf. It’s just that...it was unexpected??

Despite being opposites on the outside, you two could bond over one thing:

Your temper.

No cuz literally, if you got yourself in a fight, Chuuya would try to get you out of it but somehow end up fighting alongside you😭

Y’all would win, obviously🙄🤝

He doesn’t care if you cuss a lot. It kinda turns him on😳

Both of you are hot headed and stubborn-getting through arguments is going to be a little difficult unless one of you is willing to compromise and apologize first👩‍🦯

Getting drunk together is a daily routine.

Except he’s a lightweight and you’re an angry drunk? Actually, it’s a mix between cussing, crying, and laughing you’re ass off. Hence, taking up a whole new personality.

I can just imagine the two of you walking out of a bar at 3am. Chuuya’s arm slung over you’re shoulder as you both try to help each other stand.

Both of you are cussing profusely, sometimes crying between, and forgetting where your apartment is.

Well, ofc you were going to be kicked out of the bar. You started fights with old drunk men😁🤝 (good job that’s hot)

It doesn’t bother Chuuya that you wear mainly boys clothes. In fact, I headcannon Chuuya to have really good taste in clothing and that he sometimes designs his own.

He makes you model his clothes.

“Y/n...babe...try this on for me ◕ ◡ ◕”

He’d literally have that look in his eyes.

You particularly didn’t mind because at least they weren’t dresses. He made you try on clothes that he would wear.

I can imagine you standing on a step stool in like a suit and vest, while he’s zooming around you. Sewing buttons, rearranging patterns😭

Can I just say, angry sex (• ε •)

Like I said before, both of you are too stubborn for you’re own good so sometimes compromise doesn’t happen.

Can’t compromise? Just have anger sex.

He’ll be more dominant and aggressive than normal😳

But just because you’re both stubborn, doesn’t mean he won’t apologize or feel bad.

You mean so much to him. He wouldn’t know what to do without you.

Chuuya definitely has abandonement issues so the thought of losing you over some petty fight :(

The both of you understand each other a lot. No one would’ve expected that you two would be a couple!

After all, you’re like the girl version of Tachihara.

Whenever someone would ask if you’re really dating the both of you would be like

“Yeah, she’s my girlfriend. What about it?”

“Yeah, we’re dating. Got a problem?”

Can I just add that you, Gin, and Higuchi have a weekly girls drinking night together.

I loved this idea so much that I started working on it during class so sorry if it seems half assed😣

[n1sh1n0ya]

Noya, Yamaguchi and Kenma dating hcs

a/n: I haven’t had any requests recently (ahaha unless..?), so here’s some pretty self-indulgent hcs about some pretty boys :)

Nishinoya Yuu

He’s hands-down the most energetic of the Karasuno team, and he's such a simp, so you better be ready for all that energy and all that love to be directed right at you

As soon as y’all get together, he instantly wants to show you off to everyone he’s ever made eye contact with before, but if you’re uncomfortable with that he’ll try and tone it down a little

But it’s kinda nice to know that he really likes you that much, so maybe you’ll find it reassuring

Y’all go on more active kinda dates, I feel like he’s more of an amusement park kinda guy than one who takes you on coffee shop dates, but that’s okay, you’re there for the wild ride and oh boy, are you gonna get it

You quite often wake up to find 56 new messages from him, sent at 3am, declaring how much he loves you and how he never, EVER wants to lose you

It’s really sweet, but you gotta make sure you tell him to get enough sleep, he can’t be the guardian of Karasuno if he’s running on 2 hours

Him and Tanaka basically come as a package deal, so sometimes you struggle to get any alone time with just you and Noya, but then again, that just makes the time that you get alone with him that much more special wink wonk

He’s pretty big on PDA, if he’s not got his arm around your waist, he’s holding your hand, and he’s always touching you in some way, whether you two are hugging, or if it’s just your shoulders brushing together as you walk

At his games, he becomes a little notorious for looking up at you in the stands every time he makes one of his awesome receives, and getting his head out of the game

So in every match, you hide somewhere in the stands where you can watch the game and he won’t get distracted

He always finds you tho

One time you hid in the Seijoh cheering sector, thinking that he would never find you there, but he did and let me tell you, that whole idea was a huge mistake

Tadashi Yamaguchi

He’s so shy and unsure of himself at times, that I think that you would probably have to make the first move

Either that or Tsukki pushes you two together after he gets too sick of Yams talking his ear off about you

Whichever way it happens, it’s super wholesome, and he blushes like crazy when either of you actually get around to confessing

Ofc the other accepts pretty quick, and away y’all go

I think that, although he’s pretty shy  lot of the time, he has these sudden moments of confidence in himself, and that’s when he takes initiative on the first date to hold your hand, or to kiss you for the first time

He can blush and get embarrassed about it later, right now he’s enjoying the feeling of being with you

He’s the type to take you on dates to museums and art galleries, so that you’re not just sitting around talking, but it won’t exhaust you either lol

On the first couple dates, he’s pretty nervous, but once he gets into the swing of things, his hand never leaves yours

He’s a huge cuddling kinda guy, but I think that he’s probably pretty chill on y’alls position, sometimes he'll be the big spoon, sometimes he’ll be the little spoon, he’s not bothered as long as he’s close to you

However, if you’re gonna date Yamaguchi, you’re gonna have to deal with a certain overgrown salt shaker as well

Whether you react to him or not, Tsukki’s not gonna stop teasing you and being sarcastic, so you gotta learn to counter that pretty quickly

Kenma Kozume

Another shy one oops

I think that, no matter who confesses first, Kuroo’s gonna have a big hand in getting the two of you together, whether it's Kenma he’s giving that final push to, or you, he’s gonna get you two together if it’s the last thing he does

When y’all finally do get around to getting together, he’s definitely more of the silent type

Like, he’ll just take your hand, or rest his head on your shoulder randomly with no explanation

People tend to forget that Kenma is actually super smart, so I think that he would know how you feel, even if you didn’t tell him anything

Like if you were even SLIGHTLY off with Kuroo one day, as soon as you two were alone, he would ask you about it

“What’s Kuroo done to piss you off now”

“What? Nothing, I’m not mad at him at all..”

He sees straight through your lies, he might even glance up from his game to look at you, as if to say that he’s having none of your bullshit

This works ESPECIALLY well when you’ve had a bad day but don’t wanna talk about it, he somehow always knows what to do

You two play games together all. the. time. Like, that’s your primary way of communicating, through the chat in Animal Crossing

You totally send him love letters through the game and watch him blush when he receives them

It’s mentioned a couple times in the anime that the Nekoma vbc are scared of him, and he would totally use his silent glares to scare off any guys looking at you different

At first, he wasn’t that big on cuddling, but when he found a way of playing games and cuddling with you at the same time??

You can never get away

[crzytwn]

Becleo

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Leo, he’s a loud boy

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

UHh I feel like Becca but not in like  “fuck you, I’m leaving” way? More like “fuck me i should remove myself!”??

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Neither of them. V v attached at the asshole.

Who trashes the house?

Neither.

Do either of them get physical?

god no.

How often do they argue/disagree?

All the time but like RARELY for real.

Who is the first to apologise?

Depends on the argument really but neither of them are like stingy with the sorries.

Sex:

Who is on top?

They both have off and on bottom energy so I’m gonna say switchies.

Who is on the bottom?

See above

Who has the strangest desires?

Becca, she reads more and she’s a lil freak

Any kinks?

I’m almost certain but I’m not gonna think about it.

Who’s dominant in bed?

Becca’s p bossy so

Is head ever in the equation?

Head is ALWAYS in the equation. 

If so, who is better at performing it?

Leo is nothing if not a feminist, also I just feel like he would not be that great with his stroke game in the beginning and like would end up with more practice.

Ever had sex in public?

For sure

Who moans the most?

Uhhh Becca???

Who leaves the most marks?

???

Who screams the loudest?

Fuck if I know

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Unless it’s the “Becca Fucks Zac” au of our Becleo au, then idk I’m assuming they’d only bone each other?

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Both!

Rough or soft?

Both but I feel like Leo stans soft

How long do they usually last?

Awhile!

Is protection used?

Idk how magic sex ed works and I do not intend to think on it!

Does it ever get boring?

No 😌

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

I feel like I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Leo REALLY wants to fuck on a quidditch pitch or at least under the bleachers.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

ya 

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

One or two??

Who is the favorite parent?

Becca, Leo’s cool but unless the band blows up he’s probably away a lot with Quidditch

Who is the authoritative parent?

Becca, I feel like with Alicia Leo never learned how to be one nor does he like want to be nor CAN he be, he always wants to be everyone’s friend first.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

LEO

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

I feel like there’s no need for like “when the other isn’t around”

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Both but Becca is the best about it

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Becca, Leo is the type to not be allowed back

Who changes the diapers?

Magic

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Magic or Becca

Who spends the most time with the children?

Becca

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Leo, can Becca even cook??

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Leo’s idea for doing it is somehow too blunt and too vague and Becca’s is so technical and weird, so they end up doing it together and everyone is EMBARASSED.

Who cleans up after the kids?

Magic or Becca, Leo’s lazy

Who worries the most?

BECCA

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Aunt Kelsey

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? 

Both!

Who is the little spoon?

Becca!

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Leo? Maybe?

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

???????????????????

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Forever and ever and ever

Who gives the most kisses?

As if they could keep track. I’m sure it’s an argument.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

The OG hang out activity, cuddling and book chatting and occasionally Leo being drooled on

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? 

?? idk man literally I have no idea where the cuddling goes on nor have I EVER

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

Becca, feels on brand.

How often do they get time to themselves?

For the amount of friends they’re attached at the hip to, finding sizable alone time for the book chats has never been a problem for them 

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest?

I just feel like Becca does.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Seperately at first ofc, but even in school I feel like they would’ve managed to find a lot of excuses to share.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

COZY AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE.

Who talks in their sleep?

Uh Leo, he’s more anxious than he lets on so it probably gets pushed out somewhere

What do they wear to bed?

🤐

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

No?

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

I dunno, they magic

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

COBRA 

Who wakes up with bed hair?

They both do but Leo refuses to be seen with his

Who wakes up first?

Leo, so Becca won’t see the bed head.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Leo, I sure do not remember Becca being able to cook

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Idk in theory it’s probably being all wrapped up but I’m sure Leo likes blood flow to his arms

Who hogs the sheets?

Idk

Do they set an alarm each night?

Leo probably does for his narcissistic purposes, also sports ppl probably have to wake up early

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

ya, movie nights

Who has nightmares?

Becca???

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Leo, he IS ridiculous

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Becca?

Who makes the bed?

Becca but also idk magic

What time is bed time?

When they go to bed idfk

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Probably, they do so much together nighttime is probably a well oiled machine.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Becca probably because she stayed up most of the night reading

Home:

Who does the washing?

Magic

Who takes out the trash?

Magic

Who does the ironing?

Magic

Who does the cooking?

Leo

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

?? Becca? Because books?

Who is messier?

Leo because he’s lazy but he’s not even that messy because he thinks it makes him look bad.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Leo

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

Neither of them

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

NEITHER OF THEM! 

Who is the prankster around the house?

Leo, but Becca gets in her little moods.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Neither they have magic.

Who mows the lawn?

Magic

Who answers the telephone?

Becca but only because Leo would be too busy standing there going “WHO CALLS PEOPLE?”

Who does the vacuuming?

Magic

Who does the groceries?

Whoever can

Who takes the longest to shower?

Leo

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Leo. He’s manages to cut down his primping time in the bathroom by micro primping whenever he’s near a reflective surface. besides 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

No, they both seemed fairly well off and probably got really good jobs so def not.

How many cars do they own?

None

Do they own their home or do they rent?

Own

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Are they city people? I think they’re city people but if Becca wanted to live out her Pemberley fantasies in the countryside, Leo would be more than willing to go.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

For sure

What’s their song?

I don’t know! I’m sure we’ve given them many but today it is I hear a symphony by Cody Fry

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Text or owl each other

Where did they first meet?

The halls of Hogwarts

How did they first meet?

u already know, u wrote it

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Leo, he has a problem because MOST of it will be for Lit

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Neither, that’s not really who either of them are? They both HAVE a lot and it’s like probably obvious but they’re not the FLASHING type

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Leo, but it’s like so endearing when Becca falls

Any mental issues?

Probably, but I’m not diagnosing today

Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house?

Becca is scared, Idk how Leo deals with bugs tho, bug guts are def too much for him to handle.

Their favourite place?

Who KNOWS

Who pays the bills? 

Autopay or magic

Do they have any fears for their future?

Becca is BIG afraid of divorce

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Both, they really are Grand Gestures: The 

Relationship

Who uses up all of the hot water?  

Leo but they have magic so it’s fine. Plus they’d share a lot anyway

Who’s the tallest?

Leo

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Becca because Leo just takes so damn long but also Leo because horny

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Feels on brand for both idk

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

It’s a duet!

What do they tease each other about?

Any and everything!

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Neither, they’re both so goddamn preppy. I think Leo would cringe if Becca wore any Darcy merch in his presence but dassit.

Do they have mutual friends? Who crushed first? Any alcohol or substance related problems?  

The friend group is really the Becleo mutual friends circle when you think about it.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Leo because I assume people are like that.

Who swears the most?

Uhhh Leo? But not that much because he doesn’t strike me as the type to swear around ladies if he can avoid it, he really loves old school chivalry 

[sunflowerhae]

About the writer

Tagged by @pastelsicheng 🥺💖✨🧚🏻‍♀️

what is your ideal setting for focusing on your writing?

-> I really can’t write unless I’m comfortable and comfortable for me is in my bed at 3am in the dark so there ya go

what is your favourite genre to write?

-> well I really love a good ole fashioned angst story, and it definitely shows in my writing. I must be a mashocist bc I love the “member says something mean to the reader” trope tbh

do you prefer to write on paper, or digitally?

-> I write the story digitally, but I’ll usually map out my ideas for it on paper. I feel better being able to create a visual, so I’ll draw it out or something but then write the story in my notes

it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly wake up with an idea. what do you do?

-> I’ll hastily grab my phone and write the ideas in my notes. The next day - if I remembered it - I’ll go back and read it and it will be poorly written, barely explained, and will usually have A BUNCH of spelling errors LMAO. If I don’t remember it, then I’ll stumble upon it one day and it’s even funnier then bc im just sitting there trying to figure out what this was.

who is your favourite person to write about?

-> I don’t mind writing for anyone really, but I’ll often find myself writing for hyuck more. He’s my bias, I’m annoying Ik. I try to have variety as much as I can tho

do you like making your own characters, or do you usually write about real people?

-> I more like taking a real person, and making my own interpretation of them? If that makes sense idk

have you ever written a book, or a story with more than 15 chapters (100k words)?

-> if I have I can’t remember but realistically I haven’t bc I have zero patience for that

how often do you get ideas?

-> it depends on my mood. I feel like I can make a mountain out of a molehill so I’ll get ideas from random things, however my best ideas come from listening to music, which I do a lot. I would say I get at leastttt 10 ideas a day? A lot I don’t ever act on tho

do you ever get an idea that you really like, but just can’t seem to finish?

-> ofc. It’s so hard having an idea and a picture in your head of what you want to happen, but not being able to translate that on to paper. And then you have to just assume you’ll have time and energy and patience to write it. Most the times I push them onto the back burner and they never see the light of day. Y’all know how many fics of mine you HAVENT read? Too many.

what is your least favourite plot?

-> I HATE when the member does something really bad and the reader just GOES BACK TO THEM AND FORGIVES THEM. It’s unrealistic and sets a bad image and I’ve ranted about this before but still it annoys me.

Tagging• @earth-to-that-asian @chicksung @neocitybynight I cant think of many writers I know? I need writing friends 😩✋if you write and I know you and you saw this then do it and also sorry for forgetting u ily 💖😭

[cherry-nachimbong]

sharing clothes hcs~hyunin

a/n: most of this was written at like 3am so spare me pls ik it’s a mess

u know hyunjin steals everyone’s stuff

so ofc he takes jeongin’s clothes alll the time because they’re best friends and live in the same dorm building

and jeongin will come home and suddenly have an empty closet

“give me my hoodies back before i ransack your entire dorm u biotch”

“ok ok damn”

hyunjin’s closet is 90% t-shirts and hoodies and 75% of those things are not his

so when jeongin goes through and picks out a band tee for class that day

seungmin is ready to EAT HIM BC HOW DID YOU GET MY DAY6 SHIRT I NEVER LET YOU IN MY DORM

“yeah but you let jinnie in all the time”

*angry min noises

it’s exhausting honestly

but everyone secretly thinks it’s really cute obvi

if jeongin takes a pair of jeans or something like that

hyunjin will always make sure to tell jeongin to cuff the bottoms because two inches of height difference makes the hem sOoO mUcH loNgEr on innie

(also bc hes gay but that’s not important)

so then hyunjin gets a smack in the face with a sweater paw

whose sweater?

find out on disney+

jeongin will get a knock on his dorm room door at like 2am

ofc he and his roommate are still awake bc 2am isn’t even late duh

but jisung is still ready to kill both of them bc he’s just trying to watch atla and hyunjin has to come barging in just bc the boy wants to trade in his hoodie with his roommate at 2 frickin am

“oh so now it’s late?”

“SHUT UP AND GET OUT HWANG”

so on a very rare occasion hyunjin actually will bring something back to jeongin willingly to trade

“it doesn’t smell like you anymore:(((“

“just wash it with my detergent if u just care about the smell u dumbass”

“nO INNIE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND”

jeongin really doesn’t mind though

bc when he gets his clothes back they smell like hyunjin :)

omg i can see these two idiots doing something like

buying an xxxl hoodie to share that they can both fit in

(it’s probably like pink or smth bc hyunjin couldn’t say no to baby innie)

and when they’re cuddling or watching a movie

they’ll both wear the hoodie at the same time and it’s so fricking funny and adorable

bc theyre quite literally sharing clothes

like jeongin’s lying on top of hyunjin all comfy but he has to get up to pee

but he forgets they’re wearing the Hoodieᵀᴹ so they both fall off the bed into a big pile of stupid

“jinnie get off i gotta go”

“I LITERALLY CANT MOVE UNLESS YOU DO”

they’re so dumb but we still love them

[softhaos]

BROTHER!AU S.COUPS

masterlist other members: jeonghan | joshua | jun | hoshi | wonwoo | woozi | dk | mingyu | the8 | seungkwan | vernon | dino

seungcheol just s c r e a m s overprotective

no he does nOT have a sibling complex it’s just in his nature to be super protective about you

vv strict but he knows he doesn’t control your life,,,,,, so after hesitation he’ll let you have your peace

cheol is actually very supportive when it comes to you wanting to try out new things

but he highkey fears that you’re gonna hurt yourself

for instance cOOKING 

you were just like 10 when you dared to chop a carrot for the first time in your life!!!!

older brother seungcheol wasn’t really having it tho

so throughout the first carrot he put his hand on top of yours and cut the vegetable into slices

you were pretty much a bItCH after that bc how dare seungcheol be the one to cut the carrot that was supposed to be yOUR JOB

and you whined around until he gave in and let you finish the rest by yourself and kept ten feet distance between you two so he wouldn’t even think of rushing to you

you were quite petty at that time and you still are

he’s loosened up,,,,,, somewhat

okay he now understands that you’re not ten anymore,,,, so he doesn’t treat you like a baby nowadays

instead he just gives you a lot of talks and rules and restriction,,,,, you swear he’s like a nagging mom

sometimes you wonder if he switched bodies with your dad bc he sounds like him too

“y/n be back home at eleven or i’ll crash that house party myself and you’re grounded!!!”

“before you leave the house make sure the stove is off!!!!”

“hAVe yOu dONE yOuR HoMEwORK YeT??? aSK Me iF YOu nEed hELp!!”

“it’s 3am yoU ShOULd sLEeP”

sometimes cheol’s a pain in the ass

but you know he only means well,,,,,, and loves you a lot

aside from those nasty moments where he lectures you he also knows when to give you some time alone

like he immediately backs off a little whenever you’re not feeling your best

usually he doesn’t support you being cooped up in your room,,,,, but in very very very bad times he’ll let it slide and just give you some reminders

“don’t forget to drink a little, okay?”

“yanno if you wanna talk, I’ve got some time”

“i’m about to go out and have some food,,,,, should i bring you something??”

seungcheol the type of brother to attend e a c h  and  e v e r y  one of your performances,,,,, doesn’t matter if it’s a volleyball tournament or a singing gig

he will cheer you on from the sidelines

like  t h a t  embarrassing dad

ofc when it’s vv quiet he will keep it low too,,,, but when it’s time for the applause he will scream lots

he’s so supportive on events like these up to the point where you wish you weren’t related to him

because,,,,, your friends will definitely make some comment

it ranges from

“yOUR BROTHER IS SO CUTE AWE WHEN WILL MY BROTHER EVER”

to

“dang child is he your dad or what,,,,, he’s a cutie tho”

you know cheol only means good but can he tone it down for once

you confronted him once but he just shrugged his shoulders and pretended to not know what you were talking about

at one point,,, guess what,,,, you get into a relationship

and because seungcheol is an overprotective brother he will observe your s/o thoroughly when you bring them home for the first time

now there are two ways how he’ll react

if he’s somewhat fine with your s/o he will eye them suspiciously,,,, stress that he is your brother and has a black belt in taekwondo,,,,, and will pat them on the back real hard

but if he’s not convinced at all

he’s gonna pull an overprotective dad as in

while shaking hands he probably has the ill intention to crush your s/o’s hand,,,, and stress that he is your brother and has a black belt in taekwondo

ok there isn’t much a difference tbh

if that didn’t scare your s/o off consider it a miracle

and when you’re about to go on a date

you see it coming that cheol is going to spy on you

but you are prepared for such scenarios,,,,, thank god you started to stack up on blackmail pics years ago

one day they’d be of use and the time has come

while you’re on your date and you sit somewhere,,,, you know that seungcheol is sOMEWHERE

and that’s when you turn on your phone and send him one of the embarrassing pics that should never surface on the internet if he cares about his wellbeing

“i suggest you leave us alone NOW unless you want to break the internet with this”

he immediately takes the bait and a couple meters away from you, you see someone taking their leave from their table

at least he had a good disguise which was not a stereotypical moustache

bombs are dropping when you come back home

“y/N hOW DiD YoU GeT YOuR HANds oN tHAT pICtuRE?!?! DELETE IT”

“let me think about it,,,, how about  N O”

“I DID NOTHING WRONG”

“YOU SPIED ON ME DURING MY DATE”

“I wAsN’T I just happened to be at the same place at the same time with you”

“seungcheol i am so close on tweeting this,,,,”

“OKAY OKAY I SPIED ON YOU THERE I SAID IT”

you smirk in victory and make him promise to give you privacy when it comes to your love life

“but if you get heartbroken i’m gonna say i told you so and now delete that pic y/n”

and you being the younger sibling tell him you’re gonna delete that picture but you both know it’s a blatant lie

so seungcheol tries to hack your phone to delete it himself

and fails

but even if he ever manages to succeed

you still have your blackmail backup on your desktop

long story short: at the end of the day you’re just siblings who bicker ever so often like others

[heartxshaped-bruises]

☆ (If you wanna)

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Aeron && Zelda

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who ismore likely to raise their voice? AeronWho threatens to leave but never actually does? ZeldaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? AeronWho trashes the house? Aeron is more likely to do that.Do either of them get physical? I have the feeling that they would, just not towhich extent.How often do they argue/disagree? I can imagine that’d happen more often thanthey’d think.Who is the first to apologize? Neither of them. I think they’d rather agree topretend it never happened.

Sex:

Who ison top? I’d say Aeron. But Z tries to stay on top, you know.Who is on the bottom? ZeldaWho has the strangest desires? I don’t know but I think instead of telling theother they’d just try and go for it in the heat of the moment and see if theother one plays along?Any kinks? Z is into roleplay. I sadly don’t know about Aeron.Who’s dominant in bed? I’d say both.Is head ever in the equation? Z loves to give and also to receive, not sure ifAeron’s into it though?If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? I have the feeling they’d go for it.Who moans the most? ZeldaWho leaves the most marks? AeronWho screams the loudest? Well, if he gets her there it’d be definitely her.Who is the more experienced of the two? I think Zelda? She seems more intosocializing and getting to know people to get intimate.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Don’t ask me why, but I feel like they’d start in-betweenand in the end leaning more towards the first option.Rough or soft? Of those two possibilities, rough. Doesn’t mean that the other things isn’t an option.How long do they usually last? Until they’re satisfied? I only know that Zwouldn’t let Aeron off the hook if he’d think it’s over once he’s done? Andvice versa.Is protection used? I guess?Does it ever get boring? Only if they’re mad at each other, maybe they’d startbut not get into it at all and just stop in the middle of it.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the internal staircase at herhouse? xD I’m thinking of those linked memes and if they can’t go insidebecause of her mother, how about that if he’s up for it?

Family:

Do yourmuses plan on having children/or have children? Right now, not at all.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Who is the favorite parent? ZeldaWho is the authoritative parent? Also, ZeldaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? AeronWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’taround? AeronWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? AeronWho goes to parent teacher interviews? I think both would drag each otherthere.Who changes the diapers? ZeldaWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? AeronWho spends the most time with the children? AeronWho packs their lunch boxes? ZeldaWho gives their children ‘the talk’? I think they’d be in this together.Reluctantly because it would be awkward.Who cleans up after the kids? ZeldaWho worries the most? ZeldaWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Clearly,Aeron.

Affection:

Wholikes to cuddle? I think both but Aeron wouldn’t admit it.Who is the little spoon? Zelda but she’d most likely would also spoon him.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? I have the impressionboth would.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Zelda. Her hands are everywhere. How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Until one of theirlimbs falls asleep.Who gives the most kisses? ZeldaWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? I think we have to figure that outyet.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? At home on the couch where no one candisturb them.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? If they’re both comfortablearound each other, I think both would.How often do they get time to themselves? Often enough unless something reallyimportant happens.

Sleeping:

Whosnores? Aeron does but it isn’t bad? Z just kicks in her sleep.If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? I think they’d end up sharing a bed.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? I don’tthink they’re super cuddled up together but they’d still touch each othersomehow, even if it’s subtle.Who talks in their sleep? ZeldaWhat do they wear to bed? I only know that Zelda wears panties and an oversizedshirt, but she hopes that Aeron doesn’t sleep with a shirt on xDAre either of your muses insomniacs? I’m not sure, honestly.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Perhaps.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? I thinkthey’d be linked somehow but drift apart during sleep.Who wakes up with bed hair? Both do^^Who wakes up first? ZeldaWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Zelda What is their favourite sleeping position? Maybe something like this?Who hogs the sheets? AeronDo they set an alarm each night? No, there are exceptions but generally, no.Can a television be found in their bedroom? I don’t think so.Who has nightmares? AeronWho has ridiculous dreams? ZeldaWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? AeronWho makes the bed? ZeldaWhat time is bed time? There’s no such thing!Any routines/rituals before bed? I’m not sure, I tend to say no.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Aeron. He’s even grumpier than her inthe morning, especially if it’s early.

Work:

Who isthe busiest? ZeldaWho rakes in the highest income? Of the two of them, I’d say Z.Are any of your muses unemployed? I have no idea if Aeron has a job, I justrealized that.Who takes the most sick days? Let’s say Aeron?Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Zelda. Because she’s hurrying fromone job to the other.Who sucks up to their boss? Zelda’s more likely to do that than Aeron.What are their jobs? Again – I have no idea about Aeron but Zelda has severalminijobs which aren’t well-payed. She mostly does surveys and knocks onstranger’s doors.Who stresses the most? ZeldaDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Z hates it, Aeron:have no idea what he doesAre your muses financially stable? Not really. There are ups and downs.

Home:

Who doesthe washing? ZeldaWho takes out the trash? AeronWho does the ironing? ZeldaWho does the cooking? Zelda because she’s not into eating dinosaur shapedchicken nuggets all the time.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Aeron but Z’s also notthe most skilled cook, so… xDWho is messier? AeronWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Z would do thatWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BothWho forgets to flush the toilet? I don’t think any of them would.Who is the prankster around the house? ZeldaWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? ZeldaWho mows the lawn? AeronWho answers the telephone? ZeldaWho does the vacuuming? ZeldaWho does the groceries? Both bc she wants to reduce the chicken nuggets consumeWho takes the longest to shower? ZeldaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Zelda ofc

Miscellaneous:

Is moneya problem? Somehow, yes. How many cars do they own? I don’t know if Aeron has a car. Z doesn’t own one.Do they own their home or do they rent? Renting something sounds realistic.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? I’d say countryside. Do they live in the city or in the country? City.Do they enjoy their surroundings? I guess it never gets boring in the city.What’s their song? I don’t think we ever talked about the one song, so I’m just gonna come up with a song that I still find fitting for them: Crash into me by Dave Matthews Band.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Zelda works most of the times and looks after her mom. I’m not sure what Aeron does?Where did they first meet? On the parking lot of Z’s High School.How did they first meet? Aeron wanted to pick up Eira and agreed to help Zelda out bc her boyfriend just broke up with her and she needed to show off in front of her friends with him.Who spends the most money when out shopping? I’d say Aeron. Dinosaur stuff.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? ZeldaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? AeronAny mental issues? I think Aeron is more mentally scarred than Z, so I believe there indeed are issues.Who’s terrified of bugs? BothWho kills the spiders around the house? Z would try to capture and take them outside.Their favourite place? Still to be figured out.Who pays the bills? Both stick with their own.Do they have any fears for their future? Zelda - constantly. I think Aeron does, too.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? ZeldaWho uses up all of the hot water? AeronWho’s the tallest? AeronWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? ZeldaWho wanders around in their underwear? Aeron (Z hopes so)Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? ZeldaWhat do they tease each other about? Aeron teases Z about her height, she teases back about his dinosaur affinity.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? AeronDo they have mutual friends? I don’t think so. If, it would be a coincidence.Who crushed first? ZeldaAny alcohol or substance related problems? From Z’s side, no. I don’t know about Aeron :/Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Aeron?Who swears the most? I think both are even.

[cle-levanter]

Soft Bias Tag

i was tagged by @bananamilk-jeno​ to do this. Thank you so so much this is so cute vuebgui (oliver ilysm)

Who is your bias?

I have too much groups so i’ll just do that for my ub aka Ten bvreibveir (i’m already soft please bear with me)

What made you notice them?

His smile... definitely his smile! well i first noticed him bc of Hit The Stage (i’m a dance show hoe sorry not sorry) and his Devil concept and like... his little smile at the beginning of the performance (the smile is at 0:50 to be precise) made me fall for him instantly and then i saw his dance skills and that was it, he got me just with that

What is your favorite thing about them?

Everything? no but really i like so much things about him... his smile, his eyes, his laugh, the way he moves (when he dances and also the he doesn’t), his silly self, his perverted jokes (like John’s banana), i have to stop this list or i’ll end up by writing ‘everything’ once again bc i jut love Ten too much

Who would initiate skinship more?

Probably him... i’m kinda uncomfortable when it comes to physical contacts (even tho i crave it most of the time) so most of the time it would be him i think (but then i could be in one of those days i could hug everything and anything and damn Tenny boi would get lots of hugs and other stuffs)

Who would hog the blankets more?

Definitely me lol i tend to use blankets as things i tighten against me (is that even proper english? i’m tired) when i sleep (i even have a blanket i only use for that in my bed) so i would be the one hogging the blankets :’)

Who would be more clingy?

Again depends on my mood ;-; but i love him so much that i think i would be the more clingy one... give me your attention, lots of it

Who would be more easily flustered?

Ahahahah... me

What cuddling position would you two have?

oooooof idk? i love cuddles in general so i guess any position would do? tho i love to feel protected and secure so i think i would be the one being hugged/cuddled more often... i love cuddles but feel uneasy with physical contact, do you all feel my struggle over here?

What colors remind you of them and why?

Purple! bc this color suits him so well! Ten owns purple *nods nods* also black bc Ten wearing black or with black hair is a concept i support at 100000000000%

Which season would you like to spend with them?

All four of them? bc every season has its perks *side eyes*

Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

Under no circumstances i’m letting Ten bake cookies or other sweet things... remember the brownies with Johnny! (he didn’t wash his hands bruobugier) so i would bake the cookies (bc i like doing that) and we would steal the batter together bc this shit is good why would i stop myself? and him

Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

have you heard Ten’s puns? have you read/heard mine? we’d both make bad puns all the time! but i laugh easily so i’d probably laugh at his puns almost all the time but he’ll be like “duh... that’s not funny” at mine even tho i would almost be on the floor laughing at my own jokes

Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?

LMAO PROBABLY ME! every time i see a cute dog (even with its owner) or a cute cat (stray cat or not) i’m like “CAN WE ADOPT IT???” bc i love cats and dogs too much for my own good (actually my plans if i find no one to live my life with is to have as much pets as my salary will allow me bc why not? also pro tip: don’t leave me alone in an animal shelter vbiebvi)

Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen to try to microwave a poptart and who would come to the rescue?

Again, probably me bc i already set fire to some butter in a frying pan...... idk how it happened tho, it just happened i always have to ask silly cooking related stuffs to my mum when i cook bgreibgi bc i’m not that confident of a cook when i’m alone in a kitchen and i often take silly decisions like probably the poptart in the microwave bfiuzrbieru and then Ten would just laugh his ass off till i yell at him to help me instead of just laughing like a fucking seal

Who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?

I’m afraid of heights and i do that too often (yes even if i’m afraid of heights i like living dangerously) bc even if i’m afraid i like feeling tall or just being far from the ground virubveir but yeah bc i’m afraid of height i would panic like crazy if Ten did that and just pull him back and i’d snuggle against him bc i got scared for him lol but if he did that to me i would pout lol

What would watching a horror film with them be like?

I don’t watch horror films (unless they’re psychological) so if i were to watch horror film with Ten i would probably spend the entire time snuggled against his chest, playing with his shirt, his hoodie strings or just his hair and jump/scream like a scared little animal when there are loud noises or just something a little bit scary vbierbvi i would also try to distract him from the movie bc i’m scared and need to be comforted (or just bc i’m bored) and try to kiss him and vbruibegrbei if i go on this will end in a full length fic help me i’m getting ideas

Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

i do both but with pickup lines that aren’t from me vbroebigb and i’m actually really really bad at flirting lol also i tend to cringe when it’s too cheesy but i like cheesy stuffs at the same time so yeah... i think, seeing that i blush easily, Ten would be the one to flirt the most (cheesy and smooth) just to make me blush and tease me vberuibi that wasn’t the question and i talk too much i’m sorry vbrueib

Who is more competitive?

Probably him but i like small challenges/prove people they’re wrong uhuh like you tell me i can’t open that jar? bitch imma do everything to open it without your help (this is one example among others)

Who would have to be given reminders (remember to eat, don’t forget your keys, etc.)?

i think both of us lol like i always often forget to eat or just to take care of myself in general but i’m also a kind of “walking reminder” for my friends so i would remind him things and vice versa uhuh

Who sends memes and who sends cute things like “I miss you” texts at 3am?

well well idk lol i have lots and lots of memes but i often forget to send them so i guess we both would be into small meme fights but i think i would be the one sending the texts at 3am if i’m really confortable bc i’m almost doing that with some irl friends but i retain myself from doing so bc it would be dangerous lol and maybe he would do it while on tour or sth like that? idk i probably see Ten far more soft than he actually is but he’s pisces and me too so i think he’s very soft deep down breigbir

This gif is so cute i’m dying i had to put it in here vbeuibuierbguibe This was so fun (and long bc i write too much frbueibgeui) to do and now i’m so soft and full of fluff, cotton candy and rainbow broubguoz but at the same time now i want to turn some of the things i said into fics but i know i can’t write for shit so vbrzuibfreyubgbfzuob

I’ll tag: @renjunslaugh, @ohhstraykids, @jaehuynstiddies, @ultrasoftstraykids, @choerry-bbomb and whoever wants to do it bc idk who i can tag iorzbgrue you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to ofc also if you want me to tag you in those just tell me and i’ll do it uhuh (if you don’t like me tagging you in stuff too tho)

[glxychan]

✧･ﾟ:*SOFT BIAS TAG*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

Tagged by @jisquish this is gonna kill me oml

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 1. WHO IS YOUR BIAS?

Im talking about the loml Haechan get ready

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 2. WHAT MADE YOU NOTICE THEM?

Woo hoo hoo man oh man first of all have you SEEN this boys visuals I watched Cherry Bomb and like holy shit the one part with the bike and his glare but also his VOCALS like NCT Dreams music you can really hear it and I just melt okay? But also his personality just made me fall in love.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM?

Everything okay I could go on forever like his fucking smile is just STUNNING and B L I N D I N G oh my gods and his laugh just makes me heart swell and his fun loving personality just makes me laugh and smile so much whenever I see him I cant stop smiling but also his V O I C E was blessed by the angels and gods themselves odishfn

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 4. WHO WOULD INITIATE SKINSHIP MORE?

It’d probably be me tbh Im a v clingy person and love love love skinship

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 5. WHO WOULD HOG BLANKETS MORE?

Him I dont like having blankets around me when sleeping unless their light

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 6. WHO WOULD BE MORE CLINGY?

I’d think it’d probably be equal but most likely me

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 7. WHO WOULD SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST?

Him. I think people say I love you to much and to soon without knowing  the true feeling of it so I only will when im 50497% sure

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 8. WHO WOULD BE MORE EASILY FLUSTERED?

Oh me there are no doubts in my mind

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 9. WHAT CUDDLING POSITION WOULD YOU TWO HAVE?

Well my poly ass wants to be middle spoon with him and Seungmin or sth but not the point Ummmmm like both sort of? Id want to lay on his chest or shoulder so I can look up at him and give him small kisses but I also like being held but I wanna hold. Him too bc hes smaller than me?

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 10. WHICH COLORS REMIND YOU OF THEM AND WHY?

Gold and honey color bc theyre just stunning and so is he and his skin is stunning and reminds me of honey okay im so whipped for him

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 12. WHICH SEASON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND WITH THEM?

Fall bc cuddling and movies but not to cold we cant do the cutest things like amusement parks and stargazing

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 13. WHO WOULD BAKE THE COOKIES AND WHO WOULD STEAL THE BATTER?

Doyoung would make cookies and we could secretly steal the batter together

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 14. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE BAD PUNS AND HOW WOULD THE OTHER REACT?

Oh shit puns are my life I love puns but I dont normally make them haha but id proably spam tf out of him with them and depends idk where he stands with puns

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 15. WHO WOULD WANT TO ADOPT 50 DOGS AND CATS?

Him. I love pets and my children but theyre a lot of work.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 16. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD NEARLY BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN TRYING TO MICROWAVE A POP TART AND WHO WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE?

Id burn the kitchen down I forget stuff like that and important steps all the time bc I zone out a lot…. Oops

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 17. WHO LIKES TO LEAN OVER TALL RAILINGS AND WHO PULLS THEM BACK?

If Im not leaning over railings its an imposter and not me but we’d do dumb shit like this together bc were edgy cool love struck fools

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 18. WHAT WOULD WATCHING A HORROR FILM WITH THEM BE LIKE?

I love horror okay? But I just end up making shitty jokes throughout every movie and make myself laugh bc im a loser so he’d probably kick me

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 19. WHO WOULD BE THE CHEESY FLIRT AND WHO WOULD BE THE SMOOTH FLIRT?

Ya’ll dont know this but Im smooth af but also cheesy and I feel like he is too

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 20. WHO IS MORE COMPETITIVE?

Him bc Im a lazy human

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 21. WHO WOULD HAVE TO BE GIVEN CONSTANT REMINDERS? (REMEMBER TO EAT, DON’T FORGET YOUR KEYS, ETC)

ME okay? I do this all the time already its a motherly instinct my friends dont even call me Av they just call me mom

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 22. WHO SENDS MEMES AND WHO SENDS CUTE ‘I MISS YOU’ TEXTS AT 3AM?

Okay. Look.I fucking love memes so im sending memes 24/7 no questions asked but Ill also send I miss you bc I generally will but I feel like he would do the same? Bc as big of a meme as he is hes also SO SO SO kind hearted and passionate and sweet and shy (dont @ me at that notice how he never talks with 127?) so he would also do both and wow my heart

Tagging: @11-22-01, @frostii-dragons, @arqueritefrost only if you want too ofc but wow this hurt me im gonna go cry about my boy now see ya later

[twentysixdegrees]

maaaaan, this girl is non-stop!

*pushes my index fingers together* i wrote all the starters i owe, though i have replies that i still owe (i didn’t forget)! i’ll get to those either later today after i meet some deadlines or tomorrow!! that being said, welcome to the new members of werelit, and i still have a lot of brain babies and random ass ideas...so uh, if you want to do something you can take a look down below!

if we’re mutuals, if you find this in the tags and it piques your interest, or we already got something going on but something in this catches your eye....like, call dibs, message me first, or breathe in my general direction--anything works!

tumblr im is the best way to reach me! pls don’t leave me hanging!!! (also please excuse the typos that are sure to pop up, i’m running out of steam omg)

random ideas

some kind of superhero au: im gonna be real i typed all the shit under this and lost my steam BUT i saw black panther the other day and was endlessly inspired. obviously it doesn’t have to be in that setting but maybe in the mcu with more poc heroes? 

mythology/percy jackson-esque au: i loved the percy jackson books! camp half blood or not, we could have them living in the outside world trying to integrate successfully, or recognizing each other as half-bloods and being all !!!.  ANYTHING!

existing muses that i have that i would love to make a plot for!

hacker (affiliated with some sort of underground organization): some typa mob au, park kyungri fc though it’s flexible! she was part of a closed rp at some point and i loved her even after i left the rp so i kept her bio close...intellectually gifted as a youth, while en route to a job in cyber security, in uni an event forced her to change careers drastically. w/ technology and her own set of learned skills, she’s off the grid, new identity, and working for the enemy of her enemy (so they’re now her friend). if you’re interested, lmk!!! i’ll give you her full bio or summarize it for you!

clairaudient psychic: kim taehyung fc, though it’s flexible! a psychic who has particularly clear hearing, aka he is especially sensitive to voices from beyond the grave. he usually uses his gift to help souls pass on by reaching out to relatives or vice versa, his brother’s death was a heightening event that only made him more sensitive. he has some spirit guides that *spoiler* guide him and assist him in distinguishing lost souls from malicious ones. makes a living as a psychic with a dedicated client base, though he does get the rando skeptic every now and then (that usually ends up leaving a little shaken). has the potential to lean slice of life or supernatural, depending on what kind of character plays opposite him!

nighttime radio dj w/ supernatural elements: more of a brain child than anything, i don’t have a fc for him yet! but kind of inspired by that whole ‘welcome to nightvale’-ish vibe? i’ll admit i never fully got into the podcasts, but i like the idea of them being completely human but unknowingly or uncaringly kind of blending into other dimensions because of a mix of location (perhaps near a bridge in the city that they’re in, since bridges have been known to have connotations of ‘leading to other realms’) and time (probably from 3am to 4am since it’s commonly associated with the ‘witching hour’). maybe their broadcast reaches out further than simply their plane of existence and kind of interferes into other dimensions? idk! it would be interesting and i am so up for discussion/tossing ideas back and forth!

time travelling cyborg: was a jb from got7 fc, but i want to change his fc...he’s from the future, was in a fire so the majority of his left side is enhanced prosthetic ergo cyborg. i have a lot of hcs though i lost his bio but i can tell you many many things about him. basically he’s studying the past in order to better the future (his present), etc etc etc, and for his thesis he gets to time travel back to observe...told not to make too many important relationships etc because butterfly effect but...inevitability!

a polyamorous dynamic: obviously this requires 2 other beautiful writers that kind of know each other (or don’t mind getting to know each other)! but i think it be really interesting to explore a dynamic that so often misrepresented? the r/s isn’t perfect ofc, and there’s still jealousy and misunderstandings involved but the three of them, at the center of it all, make each other better. it’s a balancing act but it’s worth it? so many potential dynamics between the three of them!

muses inspired by fcs/photos (very basic ideas!)

rena from pristin in a modern royal au: a princess. she is a princess. i fell in love on my timeline when i saw this photoset. something to do with this photoset? idk!!! if u have an idea lay it on me!!!

yongguk from bap looking like a snack: i just want to write for a yongguk. that’s all. hit me with any ideas if you want. let’s do it.

nayoung from gugudan in a pirate au: pirates! just PIRATES! there are so many ways to go about this? but all i know is that i want nayoung to be a pirate. whether you want to play a fellow pirate or a crew members or a naval officer captured or or or...there’s a lot of options............

jinyoung (got7) as a kind of kiki’s delivery service au: look how sweet and unassuming he looks! maybe a magical being who moves out of their little community to try and make it in the city...doing odd jobs and trying to make friends!!!

a plot where i can use liu yifei as a fc: yes, i know she is the casting for hua mulan but it doesn’t have to be mulan-esque (unless you’re down with that!)...i see this as a potential historical-esque, wushu inspired, fantastical plot?

[mystcr]

jaehan 💕

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This is gonna be long, lana de mi corazón. Te la dejo en el read more. !!

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Yohan. Jaejoon es demasiado tranquilo y siempre trata de mediar las cosas lo más tranquilo posible.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Yohan???? xkjhfdkjhdfjkf ES QUE SIENTO QUE ES UN DRAMA KING IM SORRY WE LOVE HIM LIKE THATWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Jaejoon.Who trashes the house? Creo que sus peleas no llegan hasta destrozar la casa tho.Do either of them get physical? Nah, ninguno de los dos.How often do they argue/disagree? No muy seguido, porque la mayoría de las veces jaejoon le cumple las mañas a Yohan.Who is the first to apologise? Creo que quien se haya equivocado en primer lugar es quien decide hacerlo.

SEX:

Who is on top? Jaejoon.Who is on the bottom? Yohan kdhdskjd.Who has the strangest desires? Bueno, sé que Jaejoon no es la persona más kinky, no sé qué me diga la madre del señor vocalista.👀Any kinks? Daddy kink????????? akjksajsaksajk JUST KIDDINGWho’s dominant in bed? Yohan. Aunque Jaejoon es el top, Yohan is a whiny kid que siempre tiene lo que quiere.Is head ever in the equation? por qué no lo estaría?If so, who is better at performing it? Yohan? ES QUE JAEJOON ES MEDIO VANILLA I CAN’T HELP ITEver had sex in public? No.Who moans the most? Yohan fkihdfkjfWho leaves the most marks? JaejoonWho screams the loudest? YohaN he’s not a vocalist for nothiNGWho is the more experienced of the two? i… i don’t knowDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? make love of courseRough or soft? depende de en qué mood se sientan. (?)How long do they usually last? i seriously don’t know these thingsIs protection used? yes !!Does it ever get boring? Nope 👀 Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? En la cama de Minkyu. JSXKJSDHDSKJHDS, mentira, en un backstage.

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Por ahora no realmente? De todas formas es… complicada la cuestión de los niños.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Si tuviesen, tendrían una hija, MiJa. Who is the favorite parent? Los dos.Who is the authoritative parent? Yohan.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Jaejoon.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Yohan dkjdsdksjhdsWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Como se trata de música, ambos /o/Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Se turnan al hacerlo.Who changes the diapers? También se turnan, aunque Jaejoon lo hace más.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Yohan luego de que Jaejoon lo empuje tantito para convencerlo fdkjdhfkj.Who spends the most time with the children? Ambos???Who packs their lunch boxes? Jaejoon.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Los dos, pero fallan olímpicamente KJSAKASJWho cleans up after the kids? Jaejoon.Who worries the most? Yohan.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? ambos dkfhndfkj.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle? Ambos.Who is the little spoon? Yohan.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Ninguno creo? Como que se saben controlar bien.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  maybe Yohan.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? THEY COULD LAST DAYSWho gives the most kisses? Jaejoon cuando quiere que a Yohan se le pase la maña.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Ensayar juntos, en plan que Yohan le cante más que nada. También ver películas todo el día.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Su habitación.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Jaejoon maybe.How often do they get time to themselves? Todas las noches nslkjslkjs

SLEEPING:

Who snores? Ninguno.If both do, who snores the loudest? nop.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Se supone que tienen camas separadas pero sólo utilizan una.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? se juntan mucho obvs.Who talks in their sleep? Yohan tal vez?What do they wear to bed? En verano sólo ropa interior? En otro tipo de climas pues, ppijama normal.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Jaejoon es un poco de sueño ligero.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Nah, no tanto.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? obvio que entrelazados, parecen uno solo dkjdslkjds.Who wakes up with bed hair? LOS DOS ASKJSAKJA.Who wakes up first? Jaejoon.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Chef Jaejoon claro.What is their favourite sleeping position? spooning. Who hogs the sheets? Yohan.Do they set an alarm each night? Nah, por lo general no necesitan levantarse temprano.Can a television be found in their bedroom? no? Más bien una laptop.Who has nightmares? Yohan.Who has ridiculous dreams? Yohan.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? YOHANWho makes the bed? JaejoonWhat time is bed time? probably mignightAny routines/rituals before bed? Yohan quejándose para que Jaejoon se meta a la camaWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Yohan kdfhkdfjhsdkj

WORK:

Who is the busiest? Ambos tienen la misma carga de trabajo. Who rakes in the highest income? Ambos ganan igual????Are any of your muses unemployed? nop. Si estar en la banda se considera un empleo (?)Who takes the most sick days? Yohan?Who is more likely to turn up late to work? No tienen un horario de trabajo.Who sucks up to their boss? Yohan porque Jaejoon is his boss AHWhat are their jobs? Músicos.Who stresses the most? Jaejoon por ser el líder.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Aman sus carreras.Are your muses financially stable? Pues así estables en principio, no tanto.

HOME:

Who does the washing? Cada quien lava su ropa.Who takes out the trash? Se turnan entre los cuatro.Who does the ironing? cada uno plancha su propia ropa.Who does the cooking? Jaejoon most of the time.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? MINKYU KAKAKAKAKJSKAJKSAWho is messier?  Yohan?Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Steven???????????????Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Todos, they’re rats smhWho forgets to flush the toilet? i don’t even want to knowWho is the prankster around the house? MINKYU DKJNSDKJDSHNJDSWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? STEVEN FUCKING RUSSELLWho mows the lawn? no tienen césped kdjdhkjdWho answers the telephone? quien esté dispuesto (usualmente Yohan o Steve).Who does the vacuuming? Jaejoon.Who does the groceries? Se turnan.Who takes the longest to shower? Yohan.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Yohan.

MISCELLANEOUS:

Is money a problem? Cuando se mudaron por primera vez a Seúl, sí.How many cars do they own? Uno entre los cuatro.Do they own their home or do they rent? Están rentados.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Viven en la ciudad, antes cerca a la costa por el hecho de vivir en una playa.Do they live in the city or in the country? En la ciudad.Do they enjoy their surroundings? Sí, no es nada parecido a Imja-do.What’s their song? Aún está por definirse PERO es la canción que Yohan estaba cantando cuando se conocieron por primera vez.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Hacen muchas videollamadas.Where did they first meet? En la escuela secundaria.How did they first meet? Yohan estaba cantando la canción favorita de Jaejoon y él no pudo evitar acercársele. Desde entonces no dejaron de hablar.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Yohan?Who’s more likely to flash their assets? no entendí esta pregunta ksjskjsWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? Jaejoon pero no lo diría ksjhskj.Any mental issues? No realmente?Who’s terrified of bugs? Yohan.Who kills the spiders around the house? Jaejoon y Minkyu.Their favourite place? Su habitación.Who pays the bills? Entre los cuatro.Do they have any fears for their future? Antes los había, ahora no mucho. creo? unless u want some angst miss lana bananaWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? KWON JAEJOONWho uses up all of the hot water? YohanWho’s the tallest? JaejoonWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Jaejoon???? jxhksdjsWho wanders around in their underwear? Todos akjkjsWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? YohanWhat do they tease each other about? About being mañoso fkhfsdkhfdkjfdh.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Ninguno? they both ace their fashion sens binchDo they have mutual friends? ofc ratsWho crushed first? Yohan??? Creo que fue algo que pasó al tiempoAny alcohol or substance related problems? Nop.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Los dos luego de una presentación.Who swears the most? ninguno lo hace mucho?

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? LiamWho threatens to leave but never actually does? NeitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves? NeitherWho trashes the house? NeitherDo either of them get physical? NeverHow often do they argue/disagree? Not often, but it does happen once in a whileWho is the first to apologise? Usually Liam, no matter what the argument was about

Sex:

Who is on top? Usually LiamWho is on the bottom? Usually BelleWho has the strangest desires? Neither. Basic vanilla beansAny kinks? see aboveWho’s dominant in bed? Depends on the moodIs head ever in the equation? Of courseIf so, who is better at performing it? Definitely LiamEver had sex in public? NopeWho moans the most? BelleWho leaves the most marks? Liam almost always leaves at least oneWho screams the loudest? BelleWho is the more experienced of the two? LiamDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love ofcRough or soft? Usually softHow long do they usually last? Decent amount of timeIs protection used? Obviously not >.>Does it ever get boring? Not for themWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? A quickie in the laundry room while the kids are distracted watching tv

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Considered more kids in the distant future, but that obviously didn’t work out exactly as plannedIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 6 full-blooded siblings, 7 total including GideonWho is the favorite parent? Depends on which kid you askWho is the authoritative parent? LiamWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Depends on who’s trying to get the day offWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NeitherWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of themWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, always togetherWho changes the diapers? Take turnsWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Belle, Liam will sometimes keep her companyWho spends the most time with the children? They try to keep it fairly evenWho packs their lunch boxes? They do it togetherWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Awkward dad talkWho cleans up after the kids? Both, sometimes with help from the older kidsWho worries the most? They both have their share of worriesWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Uncle Killian

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? They’re both cuddlersWho is the little spoon? BelleWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? LiamWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? LiamHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? ForeverWho gives the most kisses? Equal kiss givingWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Any time spent with the whole brood togetherWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed or couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? LiamHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely, but they make it work

Sleeping:

Who snores? LiamIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share, ofcIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy upWho talks in their sleep? NeitherWhat do they wear to bed? Both wear comfy pj’sAre either of your muses insomniacs? Not an insomniac, but there are times Liam has trouble falling asleepCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Liam has a bottle, but he only uses them on really bad nightsDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Liam’s arm is usually slung around Belle’s waist at the very leastWho wakes up with bed hair? Wild curls everywhereWho wakes up first? One of the kids, then BelleWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? LiamWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Liam spooning BelleWho hogs the sheets? They’re good about sharingDo they set an alarm each night? Only when they have work the next morningCan a television be found in their bedroom? NopeWho has nightmares? BothWho has ridiculous dreams? LiamWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? LiamWho makes the bed? Belle, usuallyWhat time is bed time? Whenever they manage to get all the kids in bedAny routines/rituals before bed? Just the basics: change, brush teeth, get cozy, sometimes read a bookWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? L I A M

Work:

Who is the busiest? They both own/run their own business, so both pretty busyWho rakes in the highest income? Probably the bar tbhAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither of them take sick days unless they’re dyingWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? They’re their own bosses sooooWhat are their jobs? Liam: owns the Rabbit Hole, Belle: LibrarianWho stresses the most? LiamDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? EnjoyAre your muses financially stable? Absolutely

Home:

Who does the washing? Take turns if none of the kids can help outWho takes out the trash? DylanWho does the ironing? Belle or AddieWho does the cooking? Liam, usually with one of the kids helping outWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? NeitherWho is messier? The kidsWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? The kidsWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? CassieWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? NeitherWho mows the lawn? LiamWho answers the telephone? Whoever’s closerWho does the vacuuming? BothWho does the groceries? Go togetherWho takes the longest to shower? BelleWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Belle

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NopeHow many cars do they own? Don’t really need a car in StorybrookeDo they own their home or do they rent? OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? CoastDo they live in the city or in the country? In a townDo they enjoy their surroundings? YeahWhat’s their song?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What do they do when they’re away from each other? Talk. Often.Where did they first meet? On the JollyHow did they first meet? Killian introduced themWho spends the most money when out shopping? BelleWho’s more likely to flash their assets? NeitherWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BothAny mental issues? Both have varying levels of PTSDWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? LiamTheir favourite place? At homeWho pays the bills? BelleDo they have any fears for their future? Just the usuals that come with living in StorybrookeWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? LiamWho uses up all of the hot water? BelleWho’s the tallest? LIAMWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? LiamWho wanders around in their underwear? LiamWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Neither are all that loudWhat do they tease each other about? Just silly little quips, usually to do with the kids in some capacityWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? BelleDo they have mutual friends? All their friends???Who crushed first? Liam definitelyAny alcohol or substance related problems? NopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Neither of themWho swears the most? Liam

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A lot of questions... my my, someone's curious lol

@black-satin-dancer tagged me, cheers dude :D

Rules: answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions …pshh please, let’s keep it realistic - I don’t even know that many people irl. (also didn’t feel obligated to answer the Dragon age/Mars effect questions, because I’ve never played it)

1. coke or pepsi?

Neither. I absolutely hate fizzy sweet drinks lol. The only thing I enjoy is kombucha and I’ve had ginger ale which I can tolerate. (btw did you know there’s something called bacon soda? I just found out and I’m absolutely horrified and disgusted. pls burn this knowledge out of my brain thank)

2. disney or dreamworks?

I don’t have a preference, nor am I overly invested in any of the two, so it depends. By Disney I really like Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare before Christmas and Frankenweenie, to pick a few. As for DreamWorks, Penguins of Madagascar are THE SHIT omg 3. coffee or tea? I’m a tea person, however I enjoy coffee flavour in things

4. books or movies?

Both

5. windows or mac?

I use windows, don’t feel like I’m missing out or anything tbh

6. dc or marvel?

I’m only starting to get into comics, and I’ve probably seen more marvel films than dc ones, but I think I like dc a little more I like the older Batman films by Tim Burton.

7. xbox or playstation?

playstation. “OF COURSE we’re going to go with the ps4 - they’re blacker!” :D

8. dragon age or mass effect?

Haven’t played either, but was thinking about giving Dragon age a go

9. night owl or early riser?

aw shit dude, I don’t even know anymore. my sleeping schedule is so fucked up lately, I tend to be a night owl tho. But hey, time isn’t really anyway, so..

10. cards or chess?

both, but you can do more with cards. like chess is just one game, but there are lots of different card games. I personally identify with CAH, I think the company should hire me, because I’m a horrible person lmao

11. chocolate or vanilla?

chocolate all the way. I don’t eat it often, but when I do, I’m a snob about it - I only like the dark stuff (only vegan ofc). bonus points, if there’s dried fruit like berries in it. To sum it up (i’m taking this way too seriously and detailed lol, but I have insomnia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) overall, chocolate flavour is better I guess, vanilla makes me vomit, it’s disgusting and I hate it. 12.vans or converse? I used to own a pair of converse, but neither are shoes I’d wear now

13. fluff or angst?

a good combination of both ehehe

14. beach or forest?

forests are awesome - they are green and smell amazing, you can spot a lot of wild animals and the atmosphere is very serene and calming. I’ll always pick forests over beaches, unless the beach is all sand or small round marble stones, the water is clear without the detached, rotting algae stuff that floats around and ew, the sun has fucked off so I don’t get sunburnt (my skin always skips the tan stage right to red and I prefer pale skin anyway) and all sweaty and shit, there are NO people beside those I’m there with and I do NOT spot any animal while in the water that’s bigger than like 5cm. Because even though I love and respect it deeply, I’m genuinely afraid of sea life, I don’t care that there are lots of totally harmless creatures. …lmao, I feel like a rich asshole saying all that - way too many demands. (sorry sea/ocean, I love you, but you freak me the fuck out)

15. dogs or cats?

I have dogs, but I love both. With dogs, the love is more likely to be returned though :D

16. clear skies or rain?

clear night skies for star gazing, rain during the day

17. cooking or eating out?

I eat mostly raw vegan nowadays, because it’s healthy I don’t have the energy to cook and can’t be arsed and I’m not too fond of eating in public so… preparing/eating food at home?

18. spicy food or mild food?

all the spices lol

19. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas?

How is this a question, have you met me? My whole existence basically revolves around celebrating Halloween like every day

20. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot?

The first one is way better imho, I’m usually a little too cold anyway (no pun intended omg) and I’m fine with that.

21. if you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Hydrokinesis (so basically I’d be a water bender ehehe) or Telepathy

22. animation or live action?

both are great (with the exception of some anime adaptations lol)

23. baths or showers?

showers don’t take too long, but baths are very nice from time to time

24. team cap or team ironman?

Team Loki, duh! No, but honestly, I’m not really invested in the whole civil war thing, but if cap is a nazi, then I’m team ironman

25. fantasy or sci-fi?

both are amazing and bring happiness into my life

26. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so, what are they?

I guess I have a lot of favourite ones, but these two came to my mind right now: “I do desire we may be strangers” (Shakespeare) it’s such a classy and eloquent way to tell someone you hate them :D “And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy” (E.A. Poe) because ME tbh

27. youtube or netflix? 

Youtube, no netflix here

28. harry potter or percy jackson?

Harry Potter all the way. I’ve read the first Percy jackson pentalogy and don’t get me wrong, Greek mythology is awesome, but wizards over demigods

29. when do you feel accomplished?

Idk, when I’m able to do more than the bare minimum and when I totally Tony Stark the whole subject/study material the night before the exam. and probably smug/petty rather than accomplished - when I prove horrible people/people I don’t like wrong or do things they don’t approve of lol

30. star wars or star trek?

I have to say Star Trek but I love both

31. paperback or hardback books?

Hardback. HARDBACK!

32. horror or rom-com?

I’ve always gravitated towards horror - psychological, gothic, really bad b/c movie style, etc. - I get bored by rom-coms

33. tv shows or movies?

depends, but both. as an aspiring actor, beside theatre, I think I’d like to work on films over tv shows - if I ever get the chance to do so that is

34. favourite animal?

penguins, rats, corvids.. but like, birds in general and all animals are awesome anyway and precious and worth of life 35. favourite genre of music? alternative rock - which is a broad spectrum tho, so I guess rock sub-genres in general.. art rock, goth rock, punk rock my favourite (purely because of the name) is krautrock (aka kosmische Musik) which is the German term for space rock, but the literal translation is either herb or cabbage rock lmao :D throw in some psychedelic stuff, ambient music, experimental and classical and I’m good to go

36. least favourite book?

Madame Bovary. I think The Great Gatsby was boring too. I don’t usually read books without researching it a bit before so I can somewhat predict whether I’ll like it or not. (btw, if you’re into fantasy at all, 10/10 recommend reading the series A Raven’s Shadow by Anthony Ryan, he’s such an eloquent writer and the plot and characters are incredible! 37. favourite season? The season of Halloween - autumn all the way

38. song that’s currently stuck in your head?

Cinnamon Bone by Eliza Rickman. She has a really nice voice and combined with the melody it sounds very unique. Actually didn’t know who the singer was until a few days ago. She also performed in the weather section in a Welcome to Night Vale episode. Oh and I rewatched CATS the musical on Sunday, so like.. the whole libretto is playing in my head on loop :D I’ve pretty much known the entire thing by heart since I was like 8 lol

39. what kind of pyjamas do you wear?

Either boxer shorts or Levi Ackerman’s running titan pyjamas lmao

40. how many existential crises do you have on an average day?

I’m having an ongoing one since the age of 16 tbh

41. if you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be?

Space Oddity by David Bowie

42. favourite theme song to a TV show?

I’ve know this song before I started watching the show, but Far from Any Road from True Detective is amazing. And the opening to snk season 2 lol, it gets me all fired up and ready to salivate every time Levi appears cry probably idk :D

43. harry potter movies or books?

even though, they are problematic in some aspects, both have their charm (pun absolutely intended this time)

44. you can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. will you do it? 

Bitch, my otp is canon. and I doubt anyone can really forget about tumblr - you can try and leave, but it will never leave you

45. do you play an instrument and if so, what is it? 

Not like professionally or since early childhood and all that, but I taught myself how to play the violin and I think I’m pretty decent. Same goes for drums. My dad and I low-key collect musical instruments, I think we have around 20+ pieces ^^

46. what is the worst way to die?

alone and helpless and in excruciating pain from whatever the cause was that didn’t kill you immediately though, so you have to suffer

47. if you could be entirely invisible for a day, what would you do? 

Be sneaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol idk, I’d do stuff anxiety and self-consciousness prevent me from in normal life. Okay, that is so pathetic, but my first thought was “I’d go swimming” … *wipes away a tear*

48. If you could have personally witnessed anything in history what would it be?

I feel like it’s kinda selfish and considering I’d choose this out of any moment in history maybe a wasted opportunity? but I would have loved to see David Bowie perform. Idk, I’m sure there’s more, but it’s 3am here..

49. If you could understand animals but you could never understand humans again, would you?

I find I often don’t understand humans anyway..

50. What is your most favourite album currently?

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars by David Bowie is my go to favourite album, haven’t really listened to whole albums lately, just a few songs here and there 51. (my question) What is your favourite word/phrase/colloquiallism? Name one (or more) per language you speak c:

tbh, Jeremy tagged most of the people I’d tag too, so I’m just adding @the-river-dream-shore and @slecnaztemnot to this if they or anyone else feel like it ;) I’m going to sleep now hopefully~

Note: Wow, that’s a lot of reading material lol. Why did I sound so angry?? I was tired, so that took a toll on my answers, I promise I’m not that much of an asshole :D

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? oh well, obviously ramsay, though arianne’s no angel && definitely raises her own voice as well, just not as much as ramrams i imagineWho threatens to leave but never actually does? both of them at timesWho actually keeps their word and leaves? arianne a lot, though she always returnsWho trashes the house? ramsay, Do either of them get physical? hahahah... ha... obv ramsay, is this a question? tho i can see arianne snapping && attacking him, not that it makes a difference How often do they argue/disagree? it’s a rollarcoaster with them, not a healthy one, it’s very black && white, one moment they’re so happy cuddly having fun, can’t get enough of each other, very affectionat && passoionate, another moment they are fighting && yelling && storming out, && ari ends up with... a lot of bruises Who is the first to apologise? it varies, thought with ramrams it’s not sincere 

Sex:

Who is on top? mostly rams, but variesWho is on the bottom? mostly ari, but variesWho has the strangest desires? ramsay lbhAny kinks? LOADSWho’s dominant in bed? ramrams mostly, even when he’s not ari prob makes him feel like he is lolIs head ever in the equation? yes, alwaysIf so, who is better at performing it? probably ariEver had sex in public? way too many timesWho moans the most? arianneWho leaves the most marks? both leave marks, but ramrams moreWho screams the loudest? arianne by far i imagineWho is the more experienced of the two? they’re both hoesDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? fuck, ari tells herself it’s lovemaking thoRough or soft? rough mostly, unless they’re like super lazy in the morning i imagineHow long do they usually last? varies really? depends on situation, mood, whether sober or not, etc etcIs protection used? ari’s on the pillDoes it ever get boring? nahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? inside one of those playhouse thingys in a children’s playground

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? arianne wants babies... a lotIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? ari wants 2-3Who is the favorite parent? ariWho is the authoritative parent? ariWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? ramsay, not as an act of kindness just bc he prob cba Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? ramsay if he doesn’t steal everythingWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? ariWho goes to parent teacher interviews? i want to say ramsay, just to imagine the discource between ramsay && staffWho changes the diapers? ariWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? arianneWho spends the most time with the children? arianneWho packs their lunch boxes? arianne noticing a pattern?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? ramsay after a few beers probably talks about it in a highly unorthodox way, probably mentions how tired he was from having sex the night before then explains how it works leaving the kid scarred for lifeWho cleans up after the kids? ramsay HAH JK PLS arianneWho worries the most? arianneWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? ramsay

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? arianneWho is the little spoon? arianneWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? varies, mostly ramramsWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? they are both very handsy i imagine, though ari is more discreet about it i imagineHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? too long, it’s too comfyWho gives the most kisses? arianneWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? baths together, cuddling in bed with lots of junkfood && watching a horror filmWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? bed or bath!Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? both tbh!How often do they get time to themselves? often, ramsay makes sure of it

Sleeping:

Who snores? ramsIf both do, who snores the loudest? n/aDo they share a bed or sleep separately? share, alwaysIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy up, ari’s too clingyWho talks in their sleep? both do this tbhWhat do they wear to bed? ramsay: either naked/in boxers or in a band t shirt with plaid pants/boxers. ari: naked, wearing one of ramrams tshirts, in a tank top with plaid pants/shorts/underwear or in an overpriced negligee Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? yesDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? wrap up !!!Who wakes up with bed hair? ari her hair is madWho wakes up first? eeeh they sleep in a lot, so variesWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? arianneWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning or ari laying on top of ramrams as if he is a mattressWho hogs the sheets? neither ari is smol so it’s not too bad of a problemDo they set an alarm each night? no, only when they need to get up at a specific timeCan a television be found in their bedroom? yeahWho has nightmares? bothWho has ridiculous dreams? ariWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? ramsayWho makes the bed? arianneWhat time is bed time? there is no bedtimeAny routines/rituals before bed? ari has a lot of skincare routines + taking ages to brush her teeth, rams might get himself drunk or high enough to pass outWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? they’re both horrible to be around when they wake up

Work:

Who is the busiest? bothWho rakes in the highest income? i imagine ramrams, ari only works part-time as a dancer && studies part time, she mainly lives off of the enourmous fortunes she’s inherited from both her mother’s side && her father’s sideAre any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days? eeh idkWho is more likely to turn up late to work? i doubt ramsay has set hours in his line of work && ari is a perfectionist so neitherWho sucks up to their boss? arianneWhat are their jobs? ramsay does shady business for the boltons, ari is a part-time burlesque dancer && when she is done with her studies she wants to work as a researcher in herpetology Who stresses the most? arianneDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? yes!Are your muses financially stable? very

Home:

Who does the washing? arianneWho takes out the trash? arianneWho does the ironing? arianneWho does the cooking?arianneWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? ramsayWho is messier? ramsay, in his defense arianne’s a neatfreakWho leaves the toilet roll empty? ramsayWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? ramsayWho forgets to flush the toilet? neither? i hope...Who is the prankster around the house? ramramsWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? ramsay, only cause ari can’t driveWho mows the lawn? i imagine they live in an apartmentWho answers the telephone? they have mobilephonesWho does the vacuuming? arianneWho does the groceries?arianneWho takes the longest to shower?arianne definitelyWho spends the most time in the bathroom?arianne probably, fucking diva

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? noHow many cars do they own? as many as ramsay has, bc ari doesn’t drive what a loserDo they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? in the city i imagineDo they live in the city or in the country? cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? masturbate lol jk urm work, hang out with friends, parties, etc etcWhere did they first meet? IDK we need to plot this!!How did they first meet? idk but they were both probably drunk && im 100% certain they had sex the first nightWho spends the most money when out shopping? equalWho’s more likely to flash their assets? bothWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? RAMSAYAny mental issues? haha... ha... haWho’s terrified of bugs? eeeh neither i imagineWho kills the spiders around the house? ramsay, ari thinks they are cuteTheir favourite place? home  Who pays the bills?both Do they have any fears for their future? ari does Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? arianneWho uses up all of the hot water? arianneWho’s the tallest? ramrams ofcWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? i imagine they both do thisWho wanders around in their underwear? both!Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? arislagWhat do they tease each other about? everything thoWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? neitherDo they have mutual friends? PFFFFT NO FUCKING WAY Who crushed first? mutual Any alcohol or substance related problems?loads Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?ramsay mostly Who swears the most? ari has a pottymouth, but she can’t beat ramsay

[insanemoonfish]

Why! those useless, vain forms are! so fun to fill!

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More cereal than milk, because I already get my daily intake of milk with my coffee!

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No because it ends up messing with my nose! And I hate feeling cold!

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I usually read on my phone or memorize the page number. If I really need a bookmark I just use a scrap of paper.

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Tea bag in mug with hot microwaved water, coffee powder in mug with hot microwaved milk (plus cinnamon, sweetener, and vitamins).

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Not really but I dislike my face in general :'D I have this thing where I don't truly recognize my face as my own ???

6: do you keep plants? No, but I may keep a garden in the future because I love flowers!

7: do you name your plants? I'm the kind of person who names RPG characters as their class! So my plants would have very creative names like Rose and Carnation!

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? I don't really express my feelings, I stomp on them! But I guess I can draw!

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yes, it's fun and keeps me awake!

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Side until I'm drowsy enough, then on my back like in a coffin!

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? What friends!??!? Jokes?? AHAHA

12: what's your favorite planet? Shockingly I don't have one! I like Uranus because it's light blue but the name!!!!!

13: what's something that made you smile today? MEMES!

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Like hell!

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Why... okay. "Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second." IDK if this is true!

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? Instant emergency noodles!

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? White! I wanna be a white-haired animu grill!

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. What! Friends!!!

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? Yes, I write down my nightmares! It makes them less frequent and scary for some reason!

20: what's your favorite eye color? Grey, maybe! All are great!

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I have had a few school backpacks like that!

22: are you a morning person? I can function at morning, but I without a doubt work better at night! Not sure if that counts as not being a morning person!

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? I DON'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? WHY WOULD I EVER- some abandoned houses, some classrooms, some janitor's closets, some school storerooms,

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Boots > shoes :)

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? TUTTI-FRUTTI!!!! I'M CHEWING SOME RIGHT NOW

28: sunrise or sunset? SUNSET. SUNRISE SUCKS not only because it lasts for exact 5 seconds BUT BECAUSE IT'S COLD and school time! Sunsets are cool because they remind me of DEATH!

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? IDK I'm easily impressed most people can just breathe and I'll find it "endearing" and fascinating

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? YEAH DAMNED NIGHTMARES JUST

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS, THERE ARE 0 REASONS TO NOT LOVE THEM. But I don't sleep with them unless it's very cold. And black socks all the way.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. R E G R E T S

33: what's your fave pastry? IS THE CAKE THING OF A PETIT GATEAU A PASTRY? I DON'T KNOW MANY OF THEM AND I'M TOO TIRED TO GOOGLE IT

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? PURA THE TIGER, named after the tiger from Crash Bandicoot. It was the Parmalat tiger without the milk bag that I cut off. No, I donated it because it made me nostalgic.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? Whas this :'D I don't care about pretty I literally only bring 2 cheap black retractable pens to school

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? Don't ask me about music THANK YOU

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean because I'm allergic to dust!

38: tell us about your pet peeves! When people assume things about me hhhhhhhhh

39: what color do you wear the most? Black, reds and navy 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? A silver necklace with a black pendant! IT REMINDS ME OF DEATH!!1 I'M REPEATING MYSELF!

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? The Miserables! Even though I don't remember it well, even after reading it TWICE! HOW! YOU GO, ME!

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I HAVE COFFEE AT HOME ONLY ‘CAUSE I’M BROKE

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Don't remember, wasn't special

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? TODAY. IN THE CORE OF THE STRESS ZONE LIES A SERENITY ZONE, ALWAYS. CAN'T MISS IT.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? NO. FUCK INSTINCTS

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. I'M TERRIBLE AT THESE AND I CAN'T THINK AT THE MOMENT.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? P E P P E R

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? ANGRY PEOPLE CHASING ME TO HURT ME IN VARIOUS WAYS! YES!

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? NO! LONG LIVE ONLINE PIRACY!

50: what's an odd thing you collect? NIGHTMARES!

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I won't say names but there's A BOY, MY ANNOYING FRIEND WHO'S AN ENDLESS UNWANTED SOURCE OF SHITTY MEMES, that I always associate with the song "The Worse It Gets" from Penguin Prison.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? OH there's that jojo "to be continued" one, that brain illumination one, that one where a picture gets less and less detailed I don't even know

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Look this thing seemed smaller a few minutes ago and I want to finish it quickly and go to sleep

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? I'm the worst at recognizing what others are feeling and I don't pay attention because it's rude to stare and not my business

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? I feel that I have a lot of examples of this but can't remember a single one

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? When they're insecure, it's amusing like oh don't be like that I really am NOT judging you you're amazing, unless they're really nasty ppl ofc

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I like this song it's funny and reminds me of an old friend

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? ROFL WHAT

59: what's your favorite myth? Again I FEEL I can answer this but right now my brain is not working

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I like poetry when it relates to me or when someone I know wrote it, otherwise I don't bother (UPDATE! Ye Wearie Wayfarer by Adam Lindsay Gordon RULES!!)

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? My memoryyyyyy

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? If I'm having last night's dinner for breakfast, yes, orange juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? YES. ORGANIZED AND VERY CLEAN.

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? BLACK AS MY NOT-RUNNING SYNAPSES

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? I'd rather keep them buried in my deepest thoughts, far away from my superficial consciousness!

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? My  a e s t h e t i c  sense is terrible but I like carnations and forget-me-nots

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Bad, I like the sky when it's blue

68: what's winter like where you live? Rainy, lots of fog, unpredictable weather.

69: what are your favorite board games? mmmmmmmmm IDK

70: have you ever used a ouija board? ughhhhhhhhhha

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? Chamomile, it reminds me of my favorite horror game, Demento, and it’s sweet and delicious and pretty

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? If I didn't make an effort to memorize it, yes

73: what are some of your worst habits? Biting my nails, neglecting people, being paranoid about some stuff, procrastinating, brushing my feels aside, I could go on,

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. Well that's hard how about CANDY

75: tell us about your pets! THEY'RE GREAT IT'S A SHAME THEY'LL DIE SOON

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Obviously. Just OBVIOUSLY

77: pink or yellow lemonade? Pink, love pink, pink all the way, all the pinks.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? The IDC club

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? Offer me their jacket when it started raining it was just AWWW. And when someone promised to be my friend FOREVER!!!!! HAHAHAA

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Nope because the bedroom is not mine HAHAHA well if I had one I'd paint everything white 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. Chocolate, very sweet, much creativity

82: are/were you good in school? Can't you tell

83: what're some of your favorite album art? Don't ask me (8) about music (8)

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Absolutely not, it hurts, it attracts attention, it makes people know about me... If I ever got one It’d be a word or sentence or a small symbol

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? Webcomics only, I’m... too lazy

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Yes but... Lazy

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Cosmos is not a movie but here I am talking about Cosmos again idk if you don’t like documentaries go watch Gran Torino 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I’m sure there is but my brain is out

89: are you close to your parents? No unfortunately

90: talk about one of your favorite cities. Any safe and at least moderately urban city is fine with me

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Nowhere, I don't really like traveling, it's stressful and expensive

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? I DON'T LIKE PASTA OR CHEESE FIGHT ME

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Long, layered, side bangs

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? Why does this matter

95: what are your plans for this weekend? Working.. WORK.. AHAHA

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I never install them, when I HAVE to I plan for it because it takes forever

97: Myers-Briggs type, zodiac sign, and Hogwarts house? INTP Leo Bronzebird

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? No because I was with my parents

99: list some songs that resonate with your soul whenever you hear them. So damn many I should make a list

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Wow hum... 5 years into the past I guess because I'd be able to study more and live longer (why living longer sounds smart to me? I must like to suffer)