#unless it’s just a really touched up stock photo idk

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Okay so is it just me or does Jinafire’s doll look like AI?? Like I thought it was an AI fake at first before people started posting links and stuff 😭

[sailorhyunjinz]

WAIT CHERRY BUNNY IS GLITCHING I SAW U JUST RESPONDED TO ANONS REQUEST - my whole body is glitching that is so cute pls . Seungmin gives off the sweetest most accepting vibes and I love it. Stan a puppy boy who loves chubby girls 💔

BUT YEA you and I literally think the same way ? If I really like someone I can’t just .. not touch .. them 🧍🏼‍♀️you’re also really cute , so I feel like we’d be snuggling a whole lot 🥰 <33

I can imagine some of them have code 😭 like - changbin’s code for “I’m horny , and want to fuck you” , is him waking you up at 2am to “cuddle” because he’s in need of “love and affection” but not in the innocent way that he makes it out to be lolol

I actually have skz sex hcs so pls take them , I’m feeding u 😩<33

Chan

- Either soft dominant , or bratty sub asf

- Calls you “baby” , “love” , or “honey” , because he’s a hopeless romantic - and enjoys the thought of being all sweet and soft with you. On the other side of the spectrum , probably calls you either “mommy” , or “mama” rip my heart SJFBD

( probably sees you as super fragile , and thinks you’re gonna snap in half in he manhandles you 🧍🏼‍♀️ )

- Super sentientive on both his ears and chest , and can cum untouched just by being massaged or kissed in those areas . Take that as you will ,,

- Definitely the type to do slow , but deep trusts. Never goes hard , unless he’s service topping - and really, really needy / horny :( <33

- Isn’t blunt at all when aroused .. just .. hints , like a toddler T_T

“I really wish that I were being touched right now”

“There are a lot of different things that we could be doing right now , since a bed has many purposes”

Changbin

- Hard dom .. that is all ..

- Horniest motherfucker that you will literally ever meet .. jerking off to a photo of just your face ? Yeah , he’s on that , and will think of the dirtiest things while doing so

- Is super clingy when horny , doesn’t wanna let go of you and your pretty body <//3

- Probably into body worship and rope bunnies , I mean .. let’s just be completely honest here lol

- Is not shy at all .. could literally be at work and would be 200% fine with pulling some dirty ass shit ??

“Send me a video of you getting off , princess. Use the biggest toy that you own”

“It’s hard to focus whenever I’m thinking about you like this .. my dick this fucking hard”

LIKE SHSHBFS I .. would faint ??

Jisung

- Jisung is a different breed asf

- No labels , he just wants to cum .. and make u cum. He’s definitely more of a service top , though bfhdje

- Super loud during sex , like .. this man goes from soft sighs , to obnoxious whimpers .. to screams - and it’s literally the hottest thing you’ve ever fucking heard

- Definitely into pretty lingerie , short skirts, stockings , cosplay.. ( like - a dirty schoolgirl or smth .. yeah ,, never said that he wasn’t kinda into roleplaying as your teacher 😸 ) it gets him off like crazy ?? <//3 he’s so cute pspsspsspp

- Senstive cock .. like .. really sensitive. That is all. Allow your imagination to run wild ! :D

- Says shit like :

“Please don’t stop.. gonna cum -!”

“You’re so good at this , so good..”

“You’re so beautiful / handsome”

Also an excessive amount of I love you’s , and “baby”

Hyunjin

- Either a service top or soft dom ( ? ) not really sure about it .. maybe considers himself unlabeled as well ! :D

- Literally cannot keep himself from getting unbearably horny around you .. I mean , you’re perfect - I don’t blame him ! <3

- The type to think a lot of dirty thoughts in his head , but feel a little to shy to just come out and just say it

- Breeding kink 1000% ?? Jinnie loves the intimacy of cumming inside of you. If you would prefer him not to do so, then he would cum all over your ass , or stomach. He likes to see his mark on you , he finds it super hot

- Definitely someone who enjoys being watched. If he wakes up around 3 , which is often , because he can’t sleep super well when restless ; he’ll get off right next to you. Openly hopes you’ll either see or hear , subconsciously jerking off to the thought

- Calls you “dove” or “bunny” while fucking pspsoso

( soft whines and whimpers. Loves fucking up into his hand , pretending it’s your tight cunt .. chefs kiss as fuck !! )

Minho

- HARD dom !! Like - no doubt about it ?? Definitely into bdsm and shit like that .. </3 it’s so hot ,,

- Dress up as a pretty kitten , tail , ears and all .. he’ll fucking lose his cool. You’re getting fucked , and hard .. but not before he punishes you 🥺

spankings are his favorite form of punishment , along with flogging and orgasm denial <//3

( guess who’s not gonna be able to walk for the next week ! Have fun explaining that to your friends ..)

- Fucking LOVES oral sex. He loves that he can make you cum with just his tongue , or his fingers. He also enjoys receiving .. I mean , come on. He will boast about seeing you on your knees ready to please him

“Gonna be a good girl / boy for daddy , aren’t you?”

“Aww .. did you like that ? You want more ? Beg”

- Public sex is such a turn on for him .. he literally won’t be able to contain himself :,)

Felix

- Definitely a sub. 100% bottom or a service top !!

- Touches his cock a lot ,, because he’s needy. Knows that it’s against the rules , but needs to cum at least once a day

- Sometimes gets horny while gaming , and so he’ll hump either a pillow or a stuffed animal while doing so. He tries to keep his wines under control , because if anyone hears him - his mommy / daddy will not be pleased. Always ends up spurting little lines cum across the soft material :( </3

- Loves getting pegged / fucked - though it only really gets him off if you’re in the missionary or doggystyle position ! He loves the intimacy , and adores feeling little under your touch

- Phone sex 24/7 !! Especially if you’re away ,, he constantly calls you when all whiny n stuff :(

“I feel needy .. may I please touch my cock?”

“Yes ,, m mommy / daddy’s good little pup”

( Rip bunny <//3 )

Seungmin

- Dom ... in all aspects possible

- Loves choking , spanking , and groping <33

- Horny as fuck , and has no shame .. will literally call u while you’re busy :

“I’m horny , be a good boy / girl and help me get off”

- When it comes to orgasming , his go-to will always be either inside of a condom or deep into your heat. Also loves cumming all over your tongue T_T

- Loves experimenting with fucking different places in the house .. he just ,, can’t get enough of it

also obsessed with car sex jdsbfjks

- Calls you “little one” , “puppy”, and “angel” 💔

Jeongin

- soft dom or no label !! <3

- He loves to finish inside of the condom while he’s still inside of your heat T_T

- Definitely the type to wanna do doggystyle every single time lsmshfks.. he just loves grabbing and slapping on your ass while he’s railing you ??

- Definitely masturbates a lot in the shower .. idk ,, it just seems right asf 🧍🏼‍♀️

- Not super horny .. doesn’t have a super high drive for sex like most guys do <3

- Very sweet and attentive :

“Do you want me to go faster .. or slower ?”

“It doesn’t hurt , right baby?”

SIGH !! I HOPE U LIKE IT !!

-🐇 is .. currently feeling .. 💤

AAAAHHH BUNNY U ARE AMAZING?! FEEDING ME THIS BEAUTY?! KITH MANY KITH TO U <<<333

this is so much better than anything i will ever write because it’s so accurate akdfhjf my switch brain is like “wtf is going on” because i want them to destroy me as doms and then destroy them as subs (^・x・^) 

pegging felix in missionary while you see his pained expression as you slam into him? 😩😩😩 

ALSO DRESSING UP FOR MINHO LIKE YAAALL my pussy screaming hahshsh he would spoil you with all types of ears, buttplugs and slutty costumes and would expect you to be ready by the time he came home. If not... you would not be able to walk which i mean,,, if it’s from fucking him it’s 100% ok in my book lmao

go and rest up bunny~~ you have done well today ♡

[purplesurveys]

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Have you ever shared a shower or bath with someone as an adult? I did it a couple of times with a past girlfriend, but I’m honestly not a fan of it unless I’m somewhere with a serious lack of bathrooms and it’s the only choice available. I like my space when I get myself all cleaned up lol.

What kind of pizza toppings do you like?  Different kinds of cheeses do it for me, really. If I absolutely have to pick toppings, I do like bacon, bell peppers, barbecue chicken, or onions on my pizza.

When did you first take a shot of alcohol?  I have no idea, actually. Maybe 20? 21? I never noted the year down. I don’t even know the first shot I ever took...if I had to guess, it was probably tequila.

Did you babysit for money when you were in middle school? No. I babysat because I was the eldest daughter and granddaughter in an Asian household, haha.

Who is your favorite band? How long have they been?  Paramore; 17 years, have loved them for 14.

Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? Many times. She used to be a welcome guest.

Have you ever been to a spa?  I don’t think I’ve ever entered one, no. There’s been no reason to in the past.

When talking on the phone, do you place it against your left or right ear? Right. I don’t remember ever placing it on my left, come to think of it.

What’s your favourite Lunchables meal?  Idk, I’ve never had them. American thing, I’m guessing.

Do you like Bob Marley?  I don’t hold an opinion on him; I’ve never tried listening to his music.

Have you ever eaten at Golden Corral? Nope, I don’t know what that is, either.

Do you sit and eat dinner at the same table with your family?  Yes, we have dinner together every night. We’ve been doing it since the start of the pandemic; and, with that, since my dad has had to stay at home since he can’t report to work anyway considering the situation. I imagine we’d be back to eating separately once he can report back to his job.

Are you listening to any music right now? If so, what are you listening to?  Yeah, I’m listening to Map of the Soul: 7 and UGH! just started playing. This is such a good FUCKING album it’s absolutely insane how good it is. Whatever spirit possessed BTS throughout 2019 to produce an album this unbelievable wasn’t playing.

Who was the last person to make you genuinely smile?  Hobi, since I rewatched the Run BTS segment where he called Conan O’Brien ‘Curtain.’

Is there something you want to say to someone but can’t/won’t? No.

Do you like men who have a sensitive side?  I think it’s nice when anyone has a sensitive side and isn’t ashamed to be in touch and expressive with their emotions. Doesn’t have to apply to just guys.

Have you ever tried to get someone into a certain band/artist?  I don’t do that with any of my interests because I don’t want to potentially irritate or bore someone, or to potentially face the disappointment I’d feel when they don’t end up being enthusiastic about what I’m into. I’m totally okay with my interests just being My Thing, no need to drag other people into them.

Have you ever carved you and someone else’s initials into a tree?  Nopes.

Do you like Dairy Queen?  Just some items, like their Oreo Frappe or whatever it’s called. I’m not a big fan of ice cream cakes and I’ve never really explored their Blizzards.

Is there anyone you know with an amazing personal success story?  Andi.

Is there a song in a different language that you can sing? Well Filipino is my first language rather than English, so yes.

How do you feel about bands that use pyrotechnics in live concerts?  I’ve never experienced this other than One Direction using fireworks at the end of their concert here (and they weren’t launched from the stage either, but somewhere backstage), so I don’t really know what to feel about this other than they should just make sure they’re following safety protocols and standards to avoid mishaps.

Ever fallen down a hole?  I don’t think so.

Do you like bananas?  Not so much, but I don’t passionately hate it as much as I do other fruits. I do like some dishes that incorporate banana, like banana bread and banoffee pie. Recently I discovered Korean banana milk and it ended up tasting pretty good!

How long do you normally spend in the shower? Not even 10 minutes, usually. I've never understood how people can take such long showers. < Yeah, pretty much on the same page. The only times I take a while is if I feel like shaving, but otherwise I shower quickly. Maybe around 4–7 minutes at most.

Have you ever been a featured member on any website?  I don’t think that ever happened, at least when having featured members was still a thing.

Have you ever had any weird pets?  Nope.

Are you currently talking to/texting/instant messaging anyone?  I am not. Though I know I have unread messages from Andi...I just don’t feel like checking them right now.

Have you ever experienced insomnia?  Only when I was a teenager. It’s been a while since I’ve faced any trouble in trying to fall asleep.

Do you like egg nog? I’ve never had a chance to try it but it sounds delicious, and I would definitely take a sip the first opportunity I get.

Would you ever wear Converse with a prom/formal dress?  I don’t see why I would have to but if it’s just for funsies, it sounds pretty harmless so yeah, I would.

Do you prefer hot chocolate with or without marshmallows?  Withoooooooooout. I’ve never understood marshmallows.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?  In a romantic sense, none. But I’ve cried for other reasons, like when I mourned over my grandpa and Nacho.

Would you rather be a surgeon or mortician?  Surgeon, since there’s a tiny part in me that had always wanted to take up med school.

Would rather be a musician or a painter? Painter, if anything. I’m not creative by any means, but I feel like I’d enjoy a lot more freedom with painting.

Would you rather write your own book or make your own movie? [continued from last night] Write my own book I suppose, but I could only work with non-fiction. I’d embarass myself if I had to write something not based off of real life.

At home, do you have a trampoline? No. But this reminds me of when we’d go to Rita’s place to have meetings whenever we couldn’t hold them in school. She’s the richest one out of all of us, lives in a very old money village, big-ass house, big-ass kitchen, big-ass receiving areas (plural)...and they also have a nice trampoline in their big-ass yard. We always used to horse around in there as soon as we were done with our meetings.

When you are about to go to bed, do you put on some sort of noise?  I used to put on a YouTube video that would entertain me enough to feel relaxed and eventually sleepy, but I haven’t done that in the last few weeks. These days I usually look for a fanfic to get absorbed in, then I read until my eyes start feeling heavy.

What is your favorite Christmas movie?  Love Actually or It’s A Wonderful Life.

And what about your favorite Christmas song?  It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas makes me feel festive and fuzzy.

What is your ultimate favorite stocking stuffer?  My family doesn’t really keep up with this tradition. I remember how our grandparents would fix up stockings for us when we were much younger, but they were usually filled with candy. 

After Halloween, do you sort out all of your candy into little piles?  I never collected candy for Halloween.

When you listen to music with headphones, do you keep the volume low enough to hear surrounding noise faintly, or do you blast it?  Depends. The rare times I’m working and do feel like putting headphones on, the volume has to be just decent enough so I can still focus. If I’m not doing anything else or at least doing something that doesn’t involve too much ~brain activity~, I like my music very loud.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?  It doesn’t really count as breakfast but I’m currently finishing off the remaining two pieces of McNuggets I got last night. 10 pieces is apparently too many for my appetite, haha.

What’s the largest animal you’ve ever had as a pet?  Cooper has probably been the biggest and heaviest so far.

Do you own any kind of helmet?  We have a bike helmet here at home, but it’s not exclusively mine.

Out of everything currently in your refrigerator, what food or drink is your favorite?  I don’t memorize the fridge so I can’t tell you my favorite food that’s currently in it; as for drink, I just stick to cold water.

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?  Sprained ankle after I tripped at one of the parking lots in school.

Do you like the taste of cough syrup?  I’ve never had it.

What is something you like to have conversations about?  People with experiences vastly different from mine, because it lets me explore different perspectives. It’s why I always look forward to family reunions with one of my uncles - who’s a foreigner, from a very different country - since he’s able to share a lot of fun and reflective stories about his life and stuff he did in his youth, stuff I never got to experience and live through.

What all is in the trunk of your car?  The trunk used to be my trash can lmao, back when I was still driving everyday. My mom has since cleared it out since the beginning of the pandemic; I believe only a laptop bag is sitting there now.

Do you ever put fruit on your cereal? No. I don’t even eat either.

Is your heat or air conditioning currently on?  My electric fan is. I don’t turn on the aircon until the evening.

Have you ever fallen off of a horse?  Nopes.

Which do you value more, your appearance or your intelligence?  Both are important to me.

When was the last time you drove something other than a car or truck?  I don’t remember. I’ve only ever driven cars.

Were your grandparents present when you were born?  Neither set wasn’t in any of the photos from my birth, so I don’t think so...? My maternal grandparents definitely wouldn’t have been present, since my parents had been living in Manila then.

If you drink/smoke, how often do you do these things?  I vape...pretty much all day. I’m doing it while taking this survey. As for drink, I would say 1-2 times a month. Usually after a particularly grueling shift.

What do you think of fast food?  I love it. Unabashedly. I just don’t have them a lot because I don’t find it filling and the quality is obviously lower; but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like the way fast food tastes.

What website do you spend the most time on and why?  Google Suite, if it counts. I work 5 days a week; it’s pretty much an extension of me at this point.

What’s the most amount of time you’ve spent online? Is this usual for you?  All day. I’m always using the internet to do things. I used to be embarrassed of it, but these days I feel like having a connection is virtually an essential.

When it comes to travel, what kinds of places intrigue you most? Museums, historical sites, cultural sites, and spots where they show you how they do practices native to the place. I’ve always been about immersing myself in the cultures of the places I visit.

What is the farthest you’ve walked in one day and what made you do it?  I remember having to walk for a very very very VERY long time when we were in Bali - my family wanted to explore more of the city - and the weather wasn’t cooperative at all, so I ended up feeling super cranky. I remember also walking around a lot in Shanghai, but that was a slightly better experience since the city was incredibly lively and there were a lot of things to see and stop at; not to mention the weather was also kinda pleasant. The cold was biting but I would always rather be too cold than walk around with sweat-soaked clothes.

What is something important that’s often on your mind lately?  Our financial situation what with Covid affecting both my parents’ jobs. We get by enough for me not to worry too much, but I also hope my dad can get called back to his ship soon just so I can finally exhale with relief.

What about something unimportant, but you can’t stop thinking about it?  My workplace recently introduced this workout challenge thingy for the month of May that we’re invited to join to encourage us to get fit and healthy. I get notifications whenever someone’s able to exercise for the day and it makes me feel super pressured hahahaha. Since I don’t wanna be known as a killjoy co-worker I know I’ll have to take part in it, which I will start on later.

Do you like oatmeal? If so, what kinds of things do you like in it?  No. Back in elementary my grandma made me eat oatmeal every day for breakfast before heading to school, so I don’t ever want to have another bowl of it.

What was going on the last time you felt nostalgic?  My family and I were having a conversation during dinner last night and for some reason it eventually veered towards mine and my sister’s experiences from our first school and how we managed to get up at 5 AM everyday, have classes from 7 AM–4 PM, then get home from anywhere between 5–6 PM for 14 years straight. How tf did we do that and never complain???

How much attention do you pay to the movements of the stars and planets, and do you believe they influence anything?  None.

What is the most difficult or involved video game you’ve ever played?  While I love watching playthroughs, I am not skilled at video games at all and in most video games I’ve played I never made it past the first mission, unless I was playing a Nintendo game that’s already marketed for kids in the first place lol.

Which accent do you find most sexy, alluring or appealing?  There’s a certain British accent I find very pleasant to listen to, but since I know there are a lot of variations I’m just not sure which one it is. I guess an accurate point of reference would be Hugh Grant’s or Florence Pugh’s accent.

Which accent do you find most annoying, disturbing, or bothersome?  None of them.

Can you cry on cue? Is it any kind of useful?  Nope.

Does it take you a while to actually get jokes?  Sometimes.

Can you wear socks to bed or does it annoy you?  I don’t really like the feeling of socks, so no. I find them a bit itchy, and too tight.

Have you ever bleached your hair?  Never done it before.

Do you like jelly beans?  Erm, it would depend on the flavor, I guess. But they aren’t so much my snack of choice. The texture is a bit weird.

Do you have trouble sleeping when it’s storming?  Not at all, I feel a lot cozier when it’s raining hard.

Who was the last person you know that graduated? (high school or college)  Sofie posted her graduation photo not too long ago, so probably her.

Were you happy or sad when you found out your babysitter was coming?  I never had a babysitter because I was the babysitter.

Did you have a boyfriend in kindergarten?  No. I went to an all-girls school, so I didn’t even get to interact with a lot of boys until the middle of high school.

Did you ever read the Magic Treehouse series?  Nope.

Who was your best friend in elementary school?  Angela. I was also friends for a long time with a girl named Jaynie, with whom I actually started to reconnect ever since she found out I was now into BTS. I find it so cool; I don’t think I’ve talked to her since the 2nd grade, 15 years ago.

Did you ever watch The Land Before Time movies?  I didn’t.

Did you collect anything when you were a kid? Stickers. I'd put them on my dresser everywhere to the point it was absolutely covered. < Literally this entire answer; I don’t have any clue how my overly neat mom managed to never spank me for destroying her closet. I also liked collecting Pokemon cards and pogs even though I never knew how to use them. It just felt nice having large stacks of them lol.

Did you get an allowance?  Not until high school. My grandma (and eventually househelp, when we moved) fixed up packed lunches for me and my siblings. When my mom decided to stop having house helpers at home, that’s when she started giving us an allowance to buy recess and lunch ourselves.

Were you into American Girl dolls?  I was never into dolls in general. Since my sister and I were the only girls at home, we were surrounded by toys marketed for boys and that’s what I enjoyed playing with more.

Were you friends with your childhood neighbors?  We played with the neighborhood kids every afternoon but I wouldn’t call them friends. I was a very shy kid and I found them too rowdy for my liking, especially the boys.

What was your biggest fear when you were a kid?  Flying cockroaches. It’s still one of them.

Did you ever play the "Reader Rabbit" computer games?  I don’t think so.

Did your parents let you drink soda growing up? I’m pretty sure they would’ve allowed me to, but I just never liked the feeling of fizzy drinks so I never drank soda anyway.

What was your favorite kind of cake as a kid?  I think I liked mocha sponge cakes growing up, but that has changed now.

[ambitionsource]

Idk what schools are like in NYC, do kids have hooks to hang up their coats? Lol this is such a lame question but anyway, anything to add?

i found this question SO funny on first read, like i just want you to know this is the first thing my brain thought of in reaction:

GJFKDLSJGKLFDSJHGSD anyway. i think the equivalent to what you’re asking here in the states is like... lockers. and the thing is this is actually a revealing question, because whether you use your locker (and for what purpose) is pretty telling of your personality. for example, i never used my locker in the last 3 years of high school and just kept everything in my backpack. this was kind of necessary when we only had 6 minutes of transition time in a huge school, but you get the idea.

farkle uses his locker, and his is kind of centrally located so its easy for him to come and go to it between classes. he doesn’t use it so much for schoolwork (he has his messenger bag for that), but he’ll keep spare items in there just in case like a jacket, a blazer, dance shoes, etc. in the early school years his locker is very sparsely decorated (because he has no friends...), but as we’ve seen canonically over time he decorates it with pictures of his friends, which grows in variety as the series goes on. the interesting thing about farkle’s locker is its more of a set piece than other character’s -- in certain episodes like 208, it basically IS farkle when he himself is absent. so his holds a lot more visual power than everyone else’s.

maya doesn’t use her locker. she keeps everything stuffed in the extra pockets of her dance duffle, which also doubles as her backpack. she takes it everywhere and rarely stops at her locker. if you opened it, there’d be nothing but a few crumpled assignments from like, freshman year that she never completed.

riley uses her locker sporadically, sticking mainly to keeping things in her backpack. she’ll leave a few textbooks in there or extra pairs of things like dance shoes and clothes if necessary, but she rarely goes to it. she has a couple of photos hung up inside, but otherwise she just doesn’t spend much time in there. she might also leave her coat in there if it’s a wintery day, but by senior year she’s more likely to drop it in the booth.

zay doesn’t really use his locker except to store his dance duffle between classes. he has photos in it (including the one of charlie featured in 211), but it gets updated infrequently since he doesn’t spend a lot of time there. he basically swaps out his backpack for his duffle, and his backpack is like standard green and one he’s had for ages so it’s flimsy but he’s decorated it with pins, buttons, and doodled all over it over the years. another thing is that he has this thing of letting his best friends over the years doodle something / “sign” his backpack, so he has stuff from his friends in middle school as well as yindra, nigel, riley, and yes, even charlie.

charlie is someone who uses his locker religiously (ba dum tss), partially i think because it gives him some place to orbit around as he goes through his day. there are a lot of canonical scenes with him talking to people at his locker, so people kind of know that’s a place to find him between classes. he has photos of his friends (well, Known friends, like haley + clarissa, pics with yindra from les mis, his sisters, church friends, etc), and he also has a little divider in the lower half that acts a shelf so he can separate his dance shoes and stuff from everything else. he tends to keep his backpack and dance duffle in the locker unless he needs it for a specific class, and then collects all his things at the end of the day each day.

isa uses her locker pretty efficiently as well, and she takes care to make sure it’s very organized. dividers, magnetic whiteboard with a to-do list, yeah she’s that bitch. she doesn’t necessarily go back and forth to it a lot each day (she knows how to get use out of her backpack), but she has it all worked out so that everything is exactly where it needs to be when she needs it. she doesn’t have a lot of personal affects in it though.

lucas... well. he didn’t use his locker at all until he was kicked out of the booth, because the booth was like... basically his locker as well as his semi-home lmao. like why bother to use your locker when you’re just gonna come back to the booth at the end of the day anyway? but once he got ousted he kind of had to recalibrate, and he uses his locker solely because he still just has a lot of... Stuff at school. he’s basically a little nomad and so he’s got his whole travel duffle stuffed in there at all times since it can’t be in the booth anymore. that said, even though he uses it, i don’t think lucas decorates it. that’s just not who he is and ain’t nobody got time for that.

asher most certainly uses his locker, and we’ve seen him use it more than a couple times in canon. he’s somewhere around charlie and isa in terms of how he uses it, but i think his has slightly more personal touch to it. he’s also got a back-up stock of like... every important thing he could ever possibly need in a little bin at the bottom of it, like an emergency first aid kit but for also like. self-care and school supplies lmao. in freshman year he had a mirror in there but when he became friends with lucas and dylan who would, incidentally, end up slamming his locker door a lot on accident, he got too nervous the mirror would shatter and got rid of it (which is probably a good thing because it effectively forced him to stress about his appearance about 34% less than he would’ve otherwise). he has some pics of the techie crew and pics + letters from dylan hung up now instead.

dylan has shit in his locker but he doesn’t really use it for school. he’s basically created a little quick shoppe out of it and has stores and stores of things like gum, extra writing utensils, candy, snacks, water bottles, and during testing season, scantron bubble sheets. he’s basically like... a dealer, only its school supplies + self-care stuff and he won’t charge you any money lmao. the interior door of his locker though is stuffed full with photos of his friends, family, and asher like 15 times. he also 55% of the time doesn’t even have a backpack. like he will show up to school with literally nothing and yet, somehow it doesn’t seem to matter. cory hates him for this and eric was suspicious of the locker shoppe for a while (even though once he got to know dylan as a person he was like okay yeah nvm he’s fine lol), but they’re just hatin bc dylan is using the system in his own way! he won’t do it the way they’re used to and they’re gonna have to DEAL WITH IT!

-- Maggie & Es

[televinita]

Zoo 3.05

THREE IN ONE WEEK LOOK AT ME GO. Also, my mood has improved considerably after this one.

Alpha Ship Mitch is so unnecessarily hostile toward Logan in this episode, I love it. I almost feel sorry for the latter, who has clearly moved past this rivalry, while Mitch is stuck in 2016 and keeps patting himself on the back for #winning despite Logan being like, "I'm not even playing." Other things Mitch are in this episode: doggedly steadfast in his Jamie loyalty and -- because I meant doggedly as a pun -- willing to roll over like a puppy for anything she asks. (the "sweetheart I am begging you to stop being an idiot who's going to get herself locked up" face! the “you need a real lawyer” resolve that melts in two seconds flat after hearing "I need someone I can trust"!) The 18 different "WTF NO" faces he makes upon hearing Jamie's definition of lawyer are pretty good too. And I do enjoy when Mitch digs in his heels to help Jamie by running around solving problems and handling situations if he can't do anything by just being with her.

But this week's episode highlight is the hand touch, which works immediate magic on whipping my ship radar into a frenzy. I don't particularly like the reveal of Jamie manipulating both of them equally, but I am at least willing to listen to what she has to say for herself in the next installment. Shape up quick though, Campbell. The redemption gained from being a non-murderer expires surprisingly fast. Top Mitch Quotes : "Nope. Not without Jamie." Awww, his old favorite refrain. "I'm not going to let you punish Jamie for breaking your little heart." The thing I specifically love about this line is how completely off base Mitch is for the amount of swagger in his chest, yet I care not one little bit because because the whole protective guard dog thing? Kinda workin' for me. "You're going to slap a special consultant badge right here on my chest and you're going to take me in there with you, or your captain's going to hear about how you stormed Reiden Tower and then disposed of key evidence via mail drone." *next scene*

(I AM DYING) (Passive Aggressive Logan is...my new fave?)

And best of all: "This is not over." Yes please on that particular Stern Tone. Family Matters First, I'm very sorry for going to the dark side, but the Trio of Lesbian Mercenaries are now my favorite minor characters of the year. I wish I had an idea and the writing talent to write up their backstories. I want to know how they got into this life and how they teamed up. I can't decide if the main one is someone who's always been into shady dealings, or if something happened along the way to strip her of her compassion and decide that saving your own skin is all that matters now, because she's learned that everything can be commodified. Everything. (guess which one I want)

But honestly, this is an extremely excellent use of Clem's screen time. I hate to be that person, but I am that person, always: if you ever introduce a post-apocalyptic/dystopian/war-like setting, one of my first questions is always, "What would happen if someone here were pregnant," followed by "What if it was both difficult and imperative to keep them safe." So. I am tickled pink they pulled that off despite starting the year saying such a trope would be impossible.

I really like Mitch's trying-not-to-be-overbearing-while-definitely-this-side-of-worried phone message to Clem, and I like his "JAMIE WHO" sprint out of the building when he gets Dariela's call even better. (though it'd be kind of nice if Jamie were able to be part of the rescue squad. I'd even let Logan come along for that benefit.) P.S. I'm sorry where did they get a paparazzi shot of Mitch and Clem at the park?! Not that I don't love footage of one of my favorite scenes ever, but they definitely went there by themselves. Did one of them have a stalker? Did Mitch decide to set a timer on a camera phone and take an artistically framed stock photo instead of a normal smiling one to remember that day? Was a random photographer strolling around the city looking for images of urban family life, think they were just perfect, and later realize that was the late great Mitch Morgan and he should send a copy to his daughter? I'm just trying to help you out with the plot holes you could fly that plane through, here. Beta Ship 2.0 / SHUT THE FRONT DOOR "I had a family once." I... I... I AM ONE-THIRD OVERJOYED BY THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGE

ONE-THIRD PISSED THAT HE HAD LEGIT (HOWEVER SHORT-LIVED) DAD EXPERIENCE AND STILL DIDN'T RAISE CLEMENTINE

AND ONE-THIRD PISSED THAT YOU HAVE REVEALED YET MORE CRAPPINESS TO HIS LIFE You know what that's it, I am 100% done with the Never Ending Tragedy of Jackson Oz show and I'm 'bout to leap into a Lost-style Sideways World where he and his wife/son are just fine, his dad died early in obscurity, his mom his happy and well, and just to make sure nobody attached to him gets left out, Tessa and Chloe are, IDK, a nice lesbian couple who have 7 kids via sperm donor who maybe turns out to be Jackson. And also Abigail is everything to him that I wanted Jamie to be before I got obsessive in wanting them to kiss. And that besides Isaac, he's basically honorary uncle to Clementine. Plus any children Mitch and Jamie might have, as long as I'm making up wish fulfillment scenarios. There. Just push me into that world whenever I get too hysterical, at least until/unless human sterility is fixed and he and Tessa can have that family she wants so bad. In related news, I have accepted that I may never actively ship them, but I like her face enough to want nice things for her. Some Other Plot Points Might Be Worth a Mention Too IDK * Yeah, if I were Abe, I think I'd be ready to divorce my wife at this point too. I would also want to divorce my husband if he was that cold in response to me pouring my heart out over the worst choice of my life that I made alone to spare him from it. What I'm saying is, this divorce has "best idea ever" written all over it. Sorry, Isaac. * I am actually kinda glad I spoiled myself about Mr. Duncan's identity, because it is way more fun to know something regarding what they're Mysteriously Mysteriousing about. * I love the angry fat cats. (see also, this post) * And also the Loyal Puppers d'Abigail, since they are not ripping Mitch to shreds. They seem like Good Boys. * But Abendegos.. DID THAT THING JUST SAY JACKSON OZ WTF. That's terrifying. Take it away. I don't like apes on the best of days, much less when they have giant tusks and homicidal rage issues. * Mansdale taking advantage of a prison break only to be immediately dropped into a volcano is...a pretty hysterical “FML,” and also feels like this season's Sloth Scream moment in terms of peak awesome ridiculousness