#unless it’s full blown propaganda mode and it’s a theatre show ABOUT gortash
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Cannot stop thinking about how much Gortash would probably enjoy theatre/opera since he seems to enjoy all aspects of high society except the other people in high society.
Kaidos hates anything like that. However, he either attends a show either because he cannot resist Gortash’s manipulative puppy eyes or because he said no but Gortash does not accept the word ‘no’ and simply whittled him down.
Naturally, they have a box to themselves. Gortash uses it as ample opportunity to have his hand idly resting on his partner’s thigh the entire time.
Gortash is enthralled with the performance; Kaidos is much more concerned with watching the crowd and scoping out possible targets for later.
If Gortash used those opera glasses, Kaidos is definitely telling him how stupid he looks using them.
Kaidos is doing every petty thing he can to make sure Gortash does not invite him again.
#unless it’s full blown propaganda mode and it’s a theatre show ABOUT gortash#the story of how their heroic archduke stood up to the forces of evil to protect baldurs gate#oh my god gortash and his ego would fucking cream at that#kaidos would also intensely watch and then end up killing the gortash actor#dark urge#durgetash
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Cannot stop thinking about how much Gortash would probably enjoy theatre/opera since he seems to enjoy all aspects of high society except the other people in high society.
Kaidos hates anything like that. However, he either attends a show either because he cannot resist Gortash’s manipulative puppy eyes or because he said no but Gortash does not accept the word ‘no’ and simply whittled him down.
Naturally, they have a box to themselves. Gortash uses it as ample opportunity to have his hand idly resting on his partner’s thigh the entire time.
Gortash is enthralled with the performance; Kaidos is much more concerned with watching the crowd and scoping out possible targets for later.
If Gortash used those opera glasses, Kaidos is definitely telling him how stupid he looks using them.
Kaidos is doing every petty thing he can to make sure Gortash does not invite him again.
#unless it’s full blown propaganda mode and it’s a theatre show ABOUT gortash#the story of how their heroic archduke stood up to the forces of evil to protect baldurs gate#oh my god gortash and his ego would fucking cream at that#kaidos would also intensely watch and then end up killing the gortash actor#< prev tags#would they go for inviting this fan of an actor to their bed before they get the honour of biting the dust?
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#unless it’s full blown propaganda mode and it’s a theatre show ABOUT gortash#the story of how their heroic archduke stood up to the forces of evil to protect baldurs gate#oh my god gortash and his ego would fucking cream at that#kaidos would also intensely watch and then end up killing the gortash actor#< prev tags#would they go for inviting this fan of an actor to their bed before they get the honour of biting the dust?
they absolutely could. kaidos gets to indulge two separate fantasies in one night:
1 - two 'gortashs' in bed at once
2- he gets a feeler for what killing gortash might feel like
moreover, gortash gets to watch 'himself' get killed by the bhaalspawn and he probably enjoys it more than he should
Cannot stop thinking about how much Gortash would probably enjoy theatre/opera since he seems to enjoy all aspects of high society except the other people in high society.
Kaidos hates anything like that. However, he either attends a show either because he cannot resist Gortash’s manipulative puppy eyes or because he said no but Gortash does not accept the word ‘no’ and simply whittled him down.
Naturally, they have a box to themselves. Gortash uses it as ample opportunity to have his hand idly resting on his partner’s thigh the entire time.
Gortash is enthralled with the performance; Kaidos is much more concerned with watching the crowd and scoping out possible targets for later.
If Gortash used those opera glasses, Kaidos is definitely telling him how stupid he looks using them.
Kaidos is doing every petty thing he can to make sure Gortash does not invite him again.
#theyre just both so awful#'remember when i killed you?' 'how could i forget?'#its all said with a fond tone#durge#dark urge#gortash#durgetash
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