#unless i add some weird caveat that vampires have to mainline liquor in order to get drunk

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Question for the Vampire Physiologists on here: I think we can all agree that vampires should be able to get drunk, as a treat BUT does it make sense if they can get drunk but not eat food? I’m leaning towards “yes” because alcohol doesn’t work until it hits the bloodstream, usually via stomach lining but then the liquid itself would still need to be excreted somehow and most vampires can’t do that. I’m also not sure if I’m 100% sold on the idea that vampires shouldn’t be able to use the bathroom, like I love the idea of more classic vampires like in WWDITS that can’t eat human food at all but I also want my vampires to get drunk sometimes lolol