#uniTE

[lasseling]

People are breaking the media narrative:

[a-path-by-the-moon]

[hypnotic-kink]

[ireton]

This is what they don't want us to do - SO DO IT

[reality-detective]

[bansheestrikez]

[soullessseraphim]

!!! Blood !!!

Wake up babe, the Nile turned red

Just an idea that wouldn't leave my mind and that I had to execute in some way. Don't be shy, join them :>

It's their birthday apparently? or like today's Valdemar day, like the 5th of May? idk-

[official-cvntified-gay]

Me and the gays rewatching AAA and over analyzing everything cause we can’t move on:

[autthesnot]

Hi! Can you draw Sableye? Please.

I was super into pokemon unite when this hit my request box, so I HAD to draw my favorite Sableye costume

[bannythesillybunny]

I love how in pokemon unite when one of ur teams goal is broken, the notification is like:

[actionfiguresunite]

Homelander VS Wolverine! Who do you think would win?

[wassidy-wanders-around]

My fellow Zevlor lovers, (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠) ❤️

Gooood morning and ⚠️Spoiler Alert: for Balder's Gate 3 and Descent into Avernus⚠️

I have spent a healthy amount of time trying to discern our old man's age. After listening to 'Oathsworn' by Vee and narrated by Glen McCready (beautifully written and read, major kudos, if you haven't listened go...go now: (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞ Source 1 ). I now have a pretty good idea of some numbers, though this is more of a head canon than fact. But the story authors and Mr.Mcready are collectively giving us the most story we've gotten about Zevlor's early days. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

In the backstory we learn Zevlor was about 10 years old when the Hellriders, that were roped into Zariel's deal, were formed (not the OG ones she trained and who left her in the hells, rip). Zevlor goes on to talk about the 'occupation of the city' and 'the dark days,' this is referencing the time the Vampire lord took over the city. He also explains he was 2 years, too young to join at the time. (This period of time between the Vamp lords defeat and Zevlor's recruitment is tough to discern, so I went with the age given, 10.) Now, I'm not fully versed with the history of the 'Decent to Avernus' but some lovely folks on reddit brainstormed a general timeline if you'd like to take a look (Source 2).

Okay maths time, so Zariel's deal to 'aid' the city against at the Vampire lord was only meant to last 50 years (when Zevlor was 10). So when Zevlor turned 12 he joined and served about 48 of those years. Which means by the time Elturel descended he was already 60...at least. Depending on how the campaign goes it takes at least a year or two for the city to resurface and for the Teiflings refugees to make it to the grove. That means mans is in his early 60s by the time we meet him....... all that stress and he has aged ✨phenomenally✨

Please, correct me if I made any errors these are just my observations. I always assumed he was early 50s lol, like the fact he has no visible grey hairs is insane. I believe he originally had black hair too so we definitely missed out on some salt and pepper action, but the light brown suits him well. And according to the 5e Wiki (Source 3) the average lifespan of a Teifling is 90–150 years. So he's got at least 30ish years ahead of him ( T-T)💕

~ wassidy-wanders-around

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Sources

1) Zevlor's Sleep Stories # 8 - Oathsworn

2) Timeline of events in the first part of the adventure

3) Forgotten Realms Wiki: Teifling

[the-burgah]

assorted stuff from a worldbuilding project

[starabsol]

my unite trainer and absol, waah. i love absol. i love all of his holowears. i actually bought pokebuki style yesterday, which means i’ve only got explorer style absol left to obtain to complete my absol holowears collection! :D

anyhow, they’re chilling in the sunset of aeos island, having the best time. they’re probably eating sweets, hehe. cuz of the sweet style they’re wearing? teehee

[reality-detective]

"We are billions of people. Let's just stand up and say stop. We will not comply."

Pascal Najadi, son of WEF co-founder, calls for members of the WEF to be arrested for their role in injecting a "bioweapon" into 5.7 billion people, from which he and his mother are now dying.

"It's a democide, and you'll be judged. It will be corrected in the name of humanity." 🤔